LEATHER QUEEN BILLY Well Julie, you know who will be kidding is’Madonna. she’s got a tight 75 minutes of observational humor about how annoying it is when you can’t remember which house you left which child in, and airplane food. It’s eleven hundred dollars just for a nosebleed seat. . JULIE Billy- Gay Hookup History alert. Look where we are! The Ranble! BILLY This is hallowed ground! It was the #1 site for gay illicit action before John Travolta bought his own massage table. Julie and Billy stumble up a yoga class in the woods. YOGA TEKCHER I’m sorry, this part of the park is exclusive to Equinox Everywhere members. BILLY A yoga class in the Ramble? JULIE A shitty name for a children’s book. YOGA TEACHER Sorry, class. Laughing Yoga is about peace’ of mind. Let’s laugh. Ha ha ha. STUDENTS LAUGH. JULIE Its like our own laugh track. Hey Billy, your dad is dead! STUDENTS LAUGH. BILLY Hey Julie, AIDS! STUDENTS LAUGH. BILLY (CONT'D) If you guys aren‘t doing anything Saturday night, T know someone by the name of Ms. Ciccone who could really use your unearned laughter. The two continue to riff until an old school LEATHER QUEEN wanders out of the woods. CODY BEKE CASTING 1/2START LEATHER QUEEN The Mineshaft’s a Sephora and now a yoga class in The Ranble? BILLY Yet another reason for Larry Kramer to be furious. LEATHER QUEEN Wanna fist me anyway? BILLY Tempting, but no. LEATHER QUEEN (then, To Julie) Sweetie, you should smile. END CODY BEKE CASTING 2/2