9/23/2017 Burritonovela Webseries Ep 1

Burritonovela Webseries Ep 1

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1. THE VINES HAVE CROSSED

DAY 1 04:00
None PABLO PABLANO / TATTA
TOMATO
PABLO AND TATTA ARE BOTH LYING IN A VILLA
BEDROOM STARING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES.
BOTH LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN FRESHLY
WASHED.

1 PABLO PABLANO

Tatta, my beautiful tomato ower, I have

longed for this moment.

2 TATTA TOMATO

As have I Pablo, but yet I feel it may be....

3 PABLO PABLANO

Yes?

4 TATTA TOMATO

Seeing as you'remy husband's brother....

5 PABLO PABLANO

Yes? What about it? Don't you love me more

than my brother Juan Jalapno?

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PABLO RAISES HIS VOICE AND BECOMES A
LITTLE ANGRY

6 TATTA TOMATO

I do. I do Pablo. It is so unfortunate that our

vines did not cross until now.

7 PABLO PABLANO

It isn't too late Tatta, You should leave him for

me.

8 TATTA TOMATO

You know I can't do that! Juan has a temper,

who knows what could happen.

9 PABLO PABLANO

We can run away together my sweet fruit. Just

you and I on the coast of Barbacoa.

10 TATTA TOMATO

What about my family? Oh Pablo I long for your

zesty love but...

11 PABLO PABLANO

Fine.

PABLO GETS UP TO LEAVE THE BEDROOM.

Dramatic Music swells.
Say no more, Iwill be on my way and we can
forget this ever happened!

12 TATTA TOMATO

Pablo wait!

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TATTA GETS UP AND RUNS AFTER PABLO

I'll leave him for you, I will!

13 PABLO PABLANO

Tell him tonight. After our dinner party.

14 TATTA TOMATO

Aye Pablo!

PABLO AND TATTA EMBRACE AGGRESSIVELY

Romantic Music Swells
FADE TO BLACK.

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2. THE DINNER PARTY

NIGHT 1 08:00
None ALEJANDRO AVACADO / DINNER
PARTY GUESTS / JUAN
JALAPEO / PABLO PABLANO /
SOFIA AND SANTIAGO
CILANTRO / TATTA TOMATO /
pablo Pablano, Tatta Tomato,
Juan Jalapeo, Alejandro
Avacado, So a Cilantro,
Santiago Cilantro, Lucia
Lettuce[NS]
THE DINNER PARTY IS JUST WRAPPING UP AT
THE JALAPEO VILLA. THE CILANTRO SIBLINGS
ARE EAGER TO PLAY IN THE IRRIGATION
SYSTEM.

1 SOFIA AND SANTIAGO CILANTRO

Pappa can we go play outside!?

2 ALEJANDRO AVACADO

Yes my darlings, just come back before it gets

too dark.

THE CILANTRO SIBLINGS RUN OUTSIDE,

ALEJANDRO AND LUCIA LETTUCE MOVE
OUTSIDE TO TALK ON THE BALCONY. JUAN AND
TATTA ARE LEFT WITH PABLO IN THE DINING
ROOM.

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3 PABLO PABLANO

Juan my Hermano, What a lovely dinner party

you have thrown, thank you for letting me stay
here for the past week.

4 JUAN JALAPEO

Thank you Pablo, it was my pleasure to let you

into my home .

5 PABLO PABLANO

I will give the two of you some privacy.

PABLO NODS AT TATTA WITH A SMILE AND

LEAVES THE DINING ROOM.

6 JUAN JALAPEO

Oh Tatta my love what a lovely dinner you have

prepared I enjoyed every nutrient.

7 TATTA TOMATO

Thank you Juan, there is something...

8 JUAN JALAPEO

Ah Tatta I see the ripeness in your heart.

9 TATTA TOMATO

Yes, but Juan I must tell you....

10 JUAN JALAPEO

Our everlasting love can never wilt...

11 TATTA TOMATO

Juan there is something I must confess.

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12 JUAN JALAPEO

What is it my love!?

13 TATTA TOMATO

I... I...

14 JUAN JALAPEO

Yes... you can tell me anything.

15 TATTA TOMATO

I salsa'd with your brother Pablo Pablano!

TATTA EXCLAIMS IT SO LOUD THE WHOLE VILLA

HEARS. THE DINNER PARTY REEMERGES
Dramatic Music Picks Up
16 DINNER PARTY GUESTS

(Gasps.) Oh my ... Holy chipotle.... Pinto!

17 JUAN JALAPEO

WHAT! How can you do this to me! After all I

have done for you!

18 TATTA TOMATO

I love him Juan, he is so much more than you

can ever be!

19 JUAN JALAPEO

HOW dare you say these things in my own

home.

20 TATTA TOMATO

This is why! You have such a short Scoville

scale!

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PABLO RENTERS

21 PABLO PABLANO

Calm down Juan, she loves me...

22 JUAN JALAPEO

You bastardito! You salsa'd with my wife, I'll kill

you!

23 TATTA TOMATO

Juan please no!

JUAN TACKLES PABLO AND STARTS WRESTLING

WITH HIM. TATTA TRIES TO PULL THE TWO
BROTHERS APART.

24 JUAN JALAPEO

Son of a pinto!

25 PABLO PABLANO

She doesn't love you Juan she'll never love you!

26 JUAN JALAPEO

Liar! Liar! I'll tear out your seeds like you tore
out my heart!

27 TATTA TOMATO

Noooooooo!

TATTA REACHES FOR A VASE AND SMASHES IT

OVER JUAN'S HEAD.

28 ALEJANDRO AVACADO

Oh my what have you done!

LUCIA LETTUCE FAINTS

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29 TATTA TOMATO

Look at what you made me do!

SHE YELLS AT JUAN WHO IS

UNCONSCIOUS/DEAD. THE DINNER PARTY
LOOK AT EACHOTHER, PABLO AND TATTA
EMBRACE AND START CRYING.

FADE TO BLACK.

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