Contents

Zindagi Thi Uble Ande ....................................................................................................................... 2

Jitna Pyar Karta Hain Kasai! ............................................................................................................. 3
Taklon Ka Gaana! .............................................................................................................................. 4
Baat Karlo Dadaji Se! ........................................................................................................................ 4
Ohh Japani Murgi! .............................................................................................................................. 5
Sasure! ................................................................................................................................................. 6
Shabnam Chachi! ............................................................................................................................... 7
Maal Behen Ka Mota Bhai ................................................................................................................ 8
Shaadi Nahin Hoti! ............................................................................................................................. 9
Naach Rahan Hain Obama!.............................................................................................................. 9
When I came home! ......................................................................................................................... 10
Tera Baap Hain Nazi! ...................................................................................................................... 12
Bhains Doob Gayee! ........................................................................................................................ 12
Hum Malabari!................................................................................................................................... 13
Bahu Ki Halat! ................................................................................................................................... 14
Shoor Maan! ...................................................................................................................................... 14
Love Poem ........................................................................................................................................ 15
Kaise Sikhage Tu Classical! ........................................................................................................... 16
Band Ho Jaye Humara! ................................................................................................................... 16
Joke .................................................................................................................................................... 17
Saansu ............................................................................................................................................... 17
Shaq ................................................................................................................................................... 18
Kallu Rap ........................................................................................................................................... 20
Ramayana Song ............................................................................................................................... 21
Jumbo Ban Gaye .............................................................................................................................. 21
Chennai Ka Gaana! ......................................................................................................................... 21
Bhutiya Prem Kavita! ....................................................................................................................... 22
Nurse Ki Kavita! ................................................................................................................................ 23
Ulti Duniya! ........................................................................................................................................ 23
Railway Ka Pass ................................................................................................................................... 23
 In Stomach Baby ................................................................................................................................. 24
Shauhar ............................................................................................................................................... 24
Dikhayee Nahin Dete .......................................................................................................................... 24

Zindagi Thi Uble Ande

Zindagi Thi Uble Ande!

Khaye Nahin Ho Gaye Thande!

Tere Bagair Suney Sunday

Lagey Jaise Ek Jaise
Monday Friday!
Friday Monday!

Zindagi Thi Test Cricket

Tere Bagair Ho Gayi One day!

Batting Khatam Bowling Over

Innings Meri Ho Gayi End...
Zindagi Thi Uble Ande
Khaye Nahin Ho Gaye Thande!
Jitna Pyar Karta Hain Kasai!

Jitna Pyar Karta Hain Kasai Bakre Se

Jitni Pyar Se Kaante Uski Gardan

Utna Pyar Karti Hain Mujse Sajani

Maarti Hain Mujhe Roj Belan Bartan

Aati Hain Woh Haath Mein Lekar Belan

Bandh Ho Jaye Mere Dil Ki Dhadhkan

Kaam Karu Mein Bannke Ghar Ka Naukar

Khati Rahein Aur Din Bhar

Kehti Hain Mujhse Jaanu

Tu Kya Cheez Hain
Tere Baap Se Kaam Karadu
Taklon Ka Gaana!

Duayen Kaam Nahin Aati

Koi Tel Bhi Kaam Nahin Aataa!
Sar Kay Baal Udh Gaye Toh
Khuda Bhi Kaam Nahin Aataa!
Kuch Nahin Toh Baal Hain!
Kehke Khush the
Woh Bhi Chale Gaye!
Kal Tak The Hare Bhare Aur Gade
Aaj Kaise Woh Ujadh Gaye
Aisi Kya Khatah Hui Humse
Sanam Kyu Rooth Gaye!
Ohh Zulfon Wale Parinde
Khol De Raaz Zulfon Ka
Varna Sunna Padega Tujhko!
Gaana Hum Taklon Ka!

Baat Karlo Dadaji Se!

Baat Karlo Dadaji Se!

Baat Karlo Fast...

Number Aaya Dadaji Ka

Dadaji Honge Past!!

Har Maidan Mein Dadaji The!

Dadaji The Last...!!

Par Knowledge Unka Bhaiya Dekho

Sabse Jyada Vast...

Sabse Jyada Vast...

Jaate Jaate Sunlo!

Message Unka Bhaiya Last!

If you want a bright future!

Never live in the past!

Ohh Japani Murgi!

Ohh Japani Murgi

Bhuk Lagi Hain Mujhko

Fast De De Anda

Khana Hain Mujhko Aam Let

Bore Kar Dunga Main Joh Tujhe

Sunake Romeo-Juliet

Othello yaa fir

Lamba chouda Hamlet

Ohh Japani Murgi

Bhuk Lagi Hain Mujhko

Fast De De Anda

Khana Hain Mujhko Aam Let

Am let nahin mila toh

Mein Kahunga MaaSe

"Maa Bana Tu Murgi"

Aisi Waisi Nahin

Bas Japani Murgi

Ohh Japani Murgi

Bhuk Lagi Hain Mujhko!

Fast De De Anda!

Khana Hain Mujhko Aam Let!

Sasure!

Jeevit Ho!

Ya Pran Gaaye! Sasure! Jeevit Ho!

Ya Pran Gaaye! Sasure!

Aise Na Jao Humko Chod Ke!

Bina Vasiyat Mein Naam Likh Ke!

Aise Na Jao Humko Chod Ke!

Bina Vasiyat Mein Naam Likh Keee! Sasure!

Tere Ilaaj Pe Kharche Hue The!

Mere Batwese!

Tere Ilaaj Pe Kharche Hue The!

Mere Batwese!

Abe Deke Jaa Mujhko Mere Paise! Sasure!

Abe Deke Jaa Mujhko Mere Paise! Sasure!

Jeevit Ho! Ya Pran Gaaye! Sasure!

Shabnam Chachi!

Sawaal Hain

Jawab Chahiye

Jawabon Ki Bas Ek Hi Chabi!

Shabnam Chachi!

Shabnam Chachi!

Tumko Hain Pareshani

Raaton Ki Neend Hain Ud Jaani

Khwabon Ki Bas Ek Hi Chabi

Shabnam Chachi!

Oh Shabnam Chachi!

The Ballad of Joman Khaitan

Joman Khaitan The Judwaa Bhai

Joman Peeye Doodh

Toh Khaitan Le Jaaye Malai

Kahte Gori Ko

Thaam Humari Majboot Kalai

Khaitan Bana Kasai

Joman Bana Sipahi

Jab Chidhi Ladai

Donon Ne Bandook Uthai

Naa Parbat Dekha

Naa Khayee

Bas Ghode Ko Lekar

Chalang Lagai

Aur Aise Kartaab Dikhaye

Ki Dushman Ne Muh Ki Khayee

Much Mundake Naak Katayee

Gharko Aag Lagayee

Chip Gaye Odhe Rajayee

Joh Enke Geet Gaaye

Uski Ho Bhalai

Joh Enki Kare Duhai

Uski Ho Pitai!

Maal Behen Ka Mota Bhai

Oh Bholu Eh Golu!
Kaise Hua Tere Saath!

Maal Behen Ka Mota Bhai Tu!

Kudrat Ne Kiya Majak!

Oh Bholu Eh Golu!
Puuch Apne Baap Se!
Aaya Leke Kahanse!

Samajh Na Aaye Mujhe Yeh Baat!

Maal Behen Ka Mota Bhai Tu!

Kaise Hua Tere Saath!

Behen Ke Peeche Line Mein Ladke!

Tereko Padate Hain Ladki Ke Jute!
Kare Na Koi Tujhse Pyaar!
Maal Behen Ka Mota Bhai Tu!
Kudrat Ne Kiya Majak!

Shaadi Nahin Hoti!

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Shaadi Nahin Hoti!

Ladki Chodo Bhaiyya

Koi Lady Bhi Nahin Milti

Haan Toh Bhaiyaa Aaaj Kal

Kisi Ki Dadi Bhi Nahin Kehti

Kahan Gayee Yeh Saari Pottiya

Ek Mujhe Kyu Nahin Milti

ABCDEFG

Meri Shaadi Kyu Nahin Hoti?

Naach Rahan Hain Obama!

Vaat Lag Gayi Humari

Naach Rahan Hain Obama

Hum Hain Bhakt Kishan Ke

Woh Hain Kans Mama

Din,mahine,saal bith gaye

Adhe desh gaye

Adhe gaye dimak se

Tujhse aacha tha bush ka zamana

Vaat Lag Gayi Humari

Naach Rahan Hain Obama

Election ke pehle

Hum The Tere Apne

Dikhaye tune humko haseen rangeen sapnay

Ab main sochu tera plan toh dard karey mere ghutney

Vaat Lag Gayi Humari

Naach Rahan Hain Obama

Chappal Nayee Hain

Varna Fekh Ke Maru

Daru Pilake

Patri Par Suladu

Train nahin toh

Tank Bula du

Hum Hain Bhakt Kishan Ke

Woh Hain Kans Mama

Vaat Lag Gayi Humari

Naach Rahan Hain Obama

When I came home!

When I came home

From work
I was pleasantly surprised

I saw my wife

On the Bed

And she had eaten

The Poison

Meant for Rats

Ohh What a lucky day?

It was!!

I got the money!!

From insurance.

I am sipping Martini

On a beach in Hawai

Thanks to rats.

I got rid

Of the bitch!

So easily!

I can't believe!

I will take your snap

Dear rats

No not for pest control

But to keep

In my wallet

Near my heart!

Because you have

Done so much for me

Friends forever and ever

Happily ever after we

Stay!

Tera Baap Hain Nazi!

Tera Baap Hain Nazi

Yeh Pyar Ki Bazee

Khelte Khelte

Main Haar Gaya Si

Yeh Duniya Saari

Par Tu Hain Pyaari

Meri Raaj Dulhari

Mere Dil Ki Rani

Par Tera Baap Hain Nazi

Hitler Nahin Toh Koi Karnal Nazi

Tu Kar use Raazi!

Tera Baap Hain Nazi!

Tera Baap Hain Nazi!

Bhains Doob Gayee!

Baarish Ho Rahin Thi

Bhains Doob Rahin Humari

Hum Kude Bhains Ke Liya

Toh Dikhi Doobti Ladki

Humane Kahan Maro

Bhains Ko Goli

Turunt Bachao Ladki Ko!

Toh Hogi Bacchu Holi

Bachha Liya Humne

Aur Kiya Dil Ko Chori

Ab Maa Hain Humre Bachhon Ki

Sunati Hain Unko Lorrie

Ban Gaye Uske Sevak

Daant Khate Hain Hum Roj

Aur Sar Pe Leke Ghoomte Hain

Do bachhon ka hum Boj

Jab Baarish Kabhi Hoti Hain

Toh Hum Sochte Hain

Hoti Thi Yeh Happy Story

Bacha Joh Lete Bhains Ko!

Ho Gayi Yeh Love Story

Joh Bachaya Ladki Ko!

Hum Malabari!

Hum Malabari

Chatur Vyapari

Akela Gaata Duet

Aur Jaata Kuwait

Peelake Thadi

Sheik Ko Beche

Sheik Ki Gaadi

Kerala Ka Rice
Se Humara Strong Mind

Aur Majboot Baady

Hum Malabari

Hum Malabari

Bahu Ki Halat!

Pati Kanjoos

Sans Manhoos

Sasur Karela Ka Juice

Aur Baccha Hona Chahta Hain Jasoos

Ghar Pe Koi Khabar Na Laye

Ghar Ki Baath Chauraye Par

Chilla Chilla Kar

Failaye!!

Baccha Nahin Hain

Shaitan Hain Hay!!

Main Toh Kehti Hoon

Shaitan Ki Lag Gayee Hay!!

Shoor Maan!

Shoor Maan!!

Haar Na Maane

Na Maane
Na Maane Kabhi!!

Shoor Maan

Har Joh Maane

Joh Maane

Wohi Haar Jaye

Kehta Hain !!

Shoor Maan

Joh Dekhe Shoor Maan Ki

Ankhoh Woh Dekhe Pyaar

Sirf Tere Mere Liye Hi Nahin Hain

Woh Kare Aur Usse Kar Pyar Poora Sansaar

Dekhe ga uske ankoh woh na maane kabhi haar.

Shoor Maan!!

Shoor Maan!!

Love Poem

Dekte Hi Tujhko

Fast Dhadke Mera Dil

Sab Se Pyaara Lagata Hain

Tere Chehre Ka Teel

Abba Jab Na Ho Ghar Pe

Toh Chup Ke Se Tu Nikal

Neem Ke Ped Ke Niche

Aake Mujhko Mil

Tu Naa Aaayi Toh

Myself I will Kill!

Vaise Bhi Papa Mar Denge

Dekh Ke Cell Phone Ka Bill!

Aake Miley Gi Tu Mujhko

Toh Karenge Hum Donon Chill

Aur Rahenge Saath Saath

Jaise Rehte Hain Jack and Jill!

Kaise Sikhage Tu Classical!

Kaise Sikhage Tu Classical

Jab Aati Nahin Chalane Tujhe Bicycle

Balance Jab Naa Ho Baady Mein

Tab Dum Kaise Ho Sooor Mein

Gaata Hain Jab Tu Gaana

Bhari Mehfil Ho Jaaye Khali

Log Lete Rehte Zameen Par

Dete Hain HumKo Gaali

Kehte Hain Woh Humse

Kahe Gaaye Kavva Kavvali

Band Ho Jaye Humara!

Gaane Ka Style Ho Mera

Naachne Ka Style Ho Tera

Music Bajaye Babu

Band Ho Jaye Humara

Maa Ne Kahan Bete Tara

Tu Banega Sitara

Bangaya Main Bechara

Pyar Main Mein Jo Hara

Gaane Ka Style Ho Mera

Naachne Ka Style Ho Tera

Thumka Lagayegi Champa

Band Ho Jaye Humara

Maina Joh Lagaya Nara

Police Na Aake Mujhe Maara

Kehta Hain Zamana Saara

Na Karna Aisa Dobara

Joke

Yaar Tum Mujhe FUNNY Nahin Lagate!

Lagata Hain Jaise Koi Kavvaa!
Kaak Kaak Kare Kanon Mein Merey!
Jab Tum Kehte Ho Koi Joke!

Saansu

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Dha Ni Sa
Maine Sa Bola Bhai Saas Nahin Bola
Toh Kyu Aaa Gayee Meri Sasu Maa
Jaake Bholu Thanda La
Kyunki Aaa Gayee Dekho Tof Ka Gola!
Shaq
Time Par Jab Milta Hain Mujhe Khanaa..
Rok Tok Ho Jaye Bandh
Jaane Deti Hain Mujhe Doston Ke Saath
Aur pyar se rakhe mere Haath Par Haath

Tab Khidki Mein Se Mein Jhak Ke Dekhu!

Kyuki Hota Hain Mujhe
Biwi Par Shaq
Biwi Par Shaq

Be shaq

Biwi Par Shaq

Pados mein youth ka achanak aana

Biwi ka usko dekh ke muskurana
Make up par ho jab aur make up
Aur meri taarif ki na ho jaroorat

Tab Khidki Mein Se Mein Jhak Ke Dekhu!

Kyunki Hota Hain Mujhe
Biwi Par Shaq
Biwi Par Shaq

Be shaq

Biwi Par Shaq

Saas Ka Aana Ho Jaye Bandh

Aur ghar se ayye cigarette ki gandh
office ka timing puchne lage jab biwi
Aur bas romance hi chale on tv

Tab Khidki Mein Se Mein Jhak Ke Dekhu!

Kyunki Hota Hain Mujhe
Biwi Par Shaq
Biwi Par Shaq

Be shaq

Biwi Par Shaq

Yeh Hain Shaqi Shauhar Ki Kavita

Time Par Jab Milte Hain Mujhe Tofe

Aur Pyar Ki Barsaat Mujhpar Aake Barse
Jaane Deta Hain Mujhe Shopping Par Akele
Aur Kehta Hain Mujhe Joh Chahe Wo Lele

Tab Khidki Mein Se Mein Jhak Ke Dekhu!

Kyunki Hota Hain Mujhe
Shauhar Par Shaq
Shauhar Par Shaq

Be shaq

Shauhar Par Shaq

Pados mein model ka achanak aana

Pati Ka usko dekh ke muskurana
Excercise par ho jab excercise
Aur Morning Walk Ki Lage unhe jaroorat

Tab Khidki Mein Se Mein Jhak Ke Dekhu!

Kyunki Hota Hain Mujhe
Shauhar Par Shaq
Shauhar Par Shaq

Be shaq

Shauhar Par Shaq

Saas Ka Aana Ho Jaye Bandh

Aur ghar se ayye perfume ki sugandh
Maike Jaane Ki Baat Woh Barbar Chede
Aur plane ka ticket book karakar dede

Tab Khidki Mein Se Mein Jhak Ke Dekhu!

Kyunki Hota Hain Mujhe
Shauhar Par Shaq
Shauhar Par Shaq
Be shaq

Shaqi Biwi Ki Kavita

Kallu Rap

Rice Ka Bhav
Gehu Ka Daam
Kaise Afford Kare
Shehri Aam

Aam Ke Bhav
Par Biwi Kurbaan
Jeb Mein Paise Nahin
Jhooti Shaan

Tare Bigade
Mera Kaam
Baap ke will Mein
Padosan Ka Naam

Boss Kare Mera

Kaam Tamam (my case)
Tanqwah Aadhi (Half salary)
Dubna Kaam (Double work)

Traffic Se Hua Mein (Due to traffic)

Pareshan (I am troubled)
Biwi Le Le Roj (My wife takes away everyday)
Meri Jaan (My life)

Bijlee Nahin (No electricity)

Bijlee Ka Bill (But I get electricity bill)
Hindi Channel Pe (On Hindi Channel)
Fillum Tamil (I find tamil film)

Har Mein Jaun (I always lose)

Joh Khelu Jua (If I gamble)
Use Kiya (I used it)
Phir Bhi Baccha Hua (Still she gave birth)
Uske Pati Ko Pata Chala (Her husband found out)

Bacchon Ke shor se hain (By the noise that children make)

Sar ka dard (I have headache)
Khane Mein Chicken Nahin
Rice n Curd

Daru Ke Adde Pe
Police ki Raid
Dancer Garam Kare
Bas Don Ka Bed

Udhaar ke paise pe
Latki jaan
Zindagi mein kuch nahin
Meri baat tu maan
Past , Present , Future
Lage ek saman

No water is coming from the tap

This is Kallu Rap Baba , this is kallu rap.
Ramayana Song

Ram came to Ayodhya

Sita came to Ayodhya
Ram and Sita got married
Ravana came to Ayodhya
Ravana stole Ram's Wife

To ooooo Lanka

Ram was bloody pissed off

And with the help of monkeys
Ram killed Ravana in a fight
Children close your eyes

To ooooo Lanka

Jumbo Ban Gaye

Jumbo Ban Gaye Hain Intezaar Main

Terey!
Kavva Kutta Jode Rishtedari Main!

Karna Tha Terey Saath Tango

Reh Gaye Hum Khate Mango!

Sun Ke Mera Song

Naa Khelna Tu Merey Saath
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong!

Chennai Ka Gaana!

All you guys

Suno Chennai Ga Ganna

Tu Hain Desi Murga

Aur Main Degi Tujhko Daana

Main Vaa Bolungi

Toh Tum Chale Aane

Main Poda Bolungi Toh

Toh Tum Chale Jaana

Appa Bola Mera

Boys Bada Clever

Line Mare Mujhpe

Mere Didi Ka Devar

Bhutiya Prem Kavita!

Jaise Kisi Laash Ko Rooh Ki Ho Talaash!

Jaise Kisi Chudail Ko Khoon Ki Ho Pyaas!

Vaise Mujhe Hain Raat Din, Bas Teri Aas!

Bas Teri Aas!

Cheekhe Insaan Jiska Ho Aag Main Lipta Badan!

Tadpe Tere Bagair Vaisa Mera Mann!

Laash Kare Chori Chup Ke Se Koi Aghori!

Churaya Dil Mera Vaise Tune Gori!

Kisi Balak Ko Yaad Jaise Aaye Har Waqt Punar Janam!

Vaise Tu Mujhe Yaad Aati Hain Har Waqt Meri Sanam!

Kahi Kone Mein Dikh Jaaye Achanak Bhoot!

Terey Pyaar Nay Zindagi Main Machayee Hain Loot!

Na Kisi Tantrik Ke Paas Hain Es Ka Ilaaj!

Kisine Kiya Kaala Jadu Lagata Hain Mujhe Aaj!

Tune Merey Dil Par Kiya Hain Raj!

Waah Taj Waah Taj!

Shah Jahan Mamu Dekh Uth Gayee Teri Mumtaj!

Nurse Ki Kavita!

Buddhe Ki Seva Main 'Dil' Se Karti Hoon!

Toh Kyun Milega Uski Joru Ko Paisa
Nurse Hoon Main Toh Kya Gareeb Hi Rahungi
Wah Upparwale, Yeh Tera Insaaf Hain Kaisa!

Buddha Mange Murgi!

Doctor Ne Manaa Kiya
Khilaoo Main Chupke Se Butter Chicken
Meri Wafaa Ka Kyaa Khoob Sila Diya!

Baap Ka Naam Lene Se Sharmaye

Vasiyat Main Bacche Zabardasti Apna Naam Likhvaye
Aur Bahu Moti, Baith Ke Saamney, Khaye Double Roti
Aur Main, Saaf Karu Buddhe Ki Maili Dhoti

Nurse Ki Purse Halki Kyun Hoti Hain

Buddhe Ki Pulse Chalti Kyun Rehti Hain
Agar Khali Ho Jaaye Yeh Bed
Aur Aajaye Koi Firangi Mony, Tony Yaa Ted
Fir Dil Se Uski Seva Karungi
Rupayaa Nahin Tab Main Dollar Lungi!
Kisi Doctor Se Main Fir Shaadi Karungi!
Nurse Hoon Main, Kal Raani Banungi!
Dekhana, Nurse Hoon Main, Kal Raani Banungi!

Ulti Duniya!

Saap Aur Mangoos Main

Chuse Kaun Khoon!
Baccha Aaya Duniya Main Kaise!
Bina Honeymoon!

Neta Tyaage Sansaar Kyun?

Pyar Kare Kyun Vyapari?
Gunga Kare Pukaar Kyun?
Girlfriend Teri Paari Hain Yaa Supaari?

Railway Ka Pass

Charke Main Kapaas Hain

Dil Main Bhadaas Hain
Magar Kuch Hain Nahin
Toh Woh Hain Railway Ka Pass
Railway Ka Paas
Railway Ka Paas

Zindagi Ek Class Hain

Koi Fail Toh Koi Paas Hain
Magar Kuch Hain Nahin
Toh Woh Hain Railway Ka Pass
Railway Ka Paas
Railway Ka Paas

Quam Toh Khalaas Hain

Bas Kafaan Ki Aas Hain
Magar Kuch Hain Nahin
Toh Woh Hain Railway Ka Pass
Railway Ka Paas
Railway Ka Paas!

In Stomach Baby

In Stomach Baby

Sabse Kehna Chahta Hain

Dikhayee Kuch Naa Deta

Par Sunai Sab Deta Hain

Jaa Baap Hut

Door Hoja Nut Khat

Ho Jaaye Na Maa Ko Koi Twin

Shauhar

Mitt Gayee Uski Hasti

Aur Naache Saari Basti

Naam Toh Sab Bhool Gaye!

Shauhar Woh Kehlata Hain!

Shaadi Ke Pehle Kay Kisse Sunake

Apne Aur Doosre Ka Dil Behlata Hain!

Dikhayee Nahin Dete

Dikhayee Nahin Dete

Sunayee Nahin Dete
Pati Hain Uske
Ab Matter Nahin Karte

Cheekhe Chillaye Koi Aaata Nahin Hain

Dukh Humara Kisiko Bhaata Nahin Hain

Kabootar

Kabootar Ghar Wapas Kyun Aata Hain?

Jahan Bhi Chodoo Peeche Chala Aata Hain
Apni Tadap Se Mujhe Tadpata Hain
Kabootar Ghar Wapas Kyun Aata Hain!

Pahadon Main Ghar Hain Mera!

Pedon Ke Beech May Mera Basera!
Kabootar Kabhi Rasta Bhoolta Nahin Hain!
Kisi Kabootari Se Milta Bhi Nahin Hain!

Saanj Ke Waqt Par Tem Pe Aata Hain!

Prem Ke Badle Laat Woh Khata Hain!
Aur Apni Tadap Se Mujhe Tadpata Hain!
Kabootar Ghar Wapas Kyun Aata Hain?