2 BROKE GIRL Ep. #620 REV. WRITER'S DRAFT 18. “and The TBD" 2/7/17 T/D w a — 2 As a reward oMg punichmont? (THEN, \ . QUICKLY) Oh, tha’ etroit, I thought you meant the other Ngven worse one. BOBBY And the best part is, we to take @ bus! Don't worry, you guys g@\the front, away from the bathroom bul CAROLINE, (FAKE SMILE) Boy, you are really three fingers deep in this, aren't you? BOBBY Not me, We. (THEN) I’m gonna go warm BOBBY GOES DOWN TO THE LANE, WHERE FRANK AND TWO OTHERS (INGLUDING LYNETTE) ARE WARMING UP. CAROLINE SADLY SITS. CAROLINE (REALIZING) I'm a bowling wife. MAK You have to get him te bowling marry you firet. ROZ More like a bowling widow. only you still gotta sneak around when you cheat on ‘em. By the way, you're washing tho uniforms this week. CAROLINE I am? I don't even wash my uniform. (2 BROKE GIRL Ep. #620 REV. WRITER'S DRAFT “and The TED" 2/7/47 DOWN AT THE LANE, FRANK PREPARES [0 BOWL. MAX (SUMPING UP, CALLING) You go, Frank! Shake it for mama! FRANK, LOOKING BACK UNSURE, SHAKES HIS BOWLING BALL. ahead. (70 ROZ You wanna cut that out? We're not here to root for them, we want them to lose. The worse the better. CAROLINE You sound like my sorority sisters when one of us would get engaged. ROZ You'll see what it's like once you spend some time here, The first five years are the hardest, then you get. used to being ignored and neglected. WAYNE Today's my birthday. And one year cancer-free. — Sperercemmmnninttinbil 19. TD2 BROKE GIRLS Ep. #620 REV, WRITER'S DRAFT 20. "and The TED" 2/7/17 I/D ROZ And if they win tomorrow, the season goes on for two more months. That means I trained for my Tough Mudder for nothing. CAROLINE Well, like I said at Sissy's admittedly in-your-face destination wedding, I'm rooting for them to make it. SRE STANDS UP AS ROBBY PREPARES TO ROW. HE STARTS HTS APPROACH. CAROLINE (CONT'D) (CALLING) Bob-by! Bob-by! BOBBY STOPS, DISTRACTED NE. SHE WAVES. HE ST CAROLINE (CONT’D) (CALLING) Let's go, Bobby! Do a good jobby! MAX £ Frank does a good jobby, ust give him one. Just could've paid so.2 BROKE GIRLS Bp. #620 REV. WRITER'S DRAFT 2h. “and The TBD" 2/7/17 I/D nino no, this is great BOBBY GOES BACK TO BOWL. CAROLINE SITS BACK THEN LEAPS UP. —_ casouane (cost'D) (YBLLING) Who epilled beer on my seat?! BOBBY ROLLS A GUTTER BALL. ROZ Sorry, I had Wayne do that before I realized you were on our side. oF act o}2 BROKE GIRL$ Ep. #620 REV. WRITER'S DRAFT 35. “And The TBD" 2/7/27 TIT/E " 2 a INE (BEAT, THEN) you'sNgery cute. S ¢c tw * MAX * Same gender as me... okayWwhere's * Han? * HAN * {CALLING DOWN) I'm all man, baby! ask your mother! MAK * CAROLINE TURNS TO THE BOWLERS’ WIVES. CAROLINE Wives? You've spent so much time watching, did you pick up any skills? Bowler's osmosis if you will? THE WIVES LOOK AT EACH OTHER, WHISPER FOR A MOMENT, THEN ROZ, STANDS WITH A SMUG GRIN ON HER FACE. ROZ Nah, we all suck hard. You gotta do it. But bowl good: Yeah. We'd hate to lose and have to go back to our smoke-free homes that, don't have glow-in-the-dark machines in the lobby. ‘THE BOWLERS' WIVES MURMUR WASSED AGREEMENT.2 BROKE GIRLS Ep. #620 REV. WRITER'S DRAPT 38. “and The TBD" 2/7/17 we OLINE (CONT'D) 2 Focus on the cemWgr... SHE DORS HER ELABORATE WIND CAROLINE (C Whip the ball back... SHE SCURRIES UP TO THE LANE, WHIPS THE BAT! CAROLINE (CONT'D) Gently release. LEASES THE BALL, A LITTLE [00 GENTLY. IT ROLLS EX-TREME— LY SLOWLY DOWN THE LANE, LIGHTLY BUMPS THE HEAD PIN, AND JUST... STOPS THERE. THE ROOM IS SILENT. THEN, SUDDENLY, ALL HR PINS CRASH TO THE GROUND! CAROLINE (CONT'D) ti my Ged! The ten vases fell down! I swooped them all! THE CROWD CHEERS, BUT THE PLAYERS‘ WIVES ARE CLEARLY NOT THRILLED. Rou (DEAD TNSTDE) Go, Caroline. You did it, girl. very happy about this. — BOBBY RUNS UP AND HUGS CAROLINE. BOBBY That was incredible! It was like the pins were touched by the hand of -- CAROLINE LOOKS OFF TO THE END OF THE LANE AND SEES MAK PEEKING OUT AND SMILING FROM BEHIND THE FALLEN PINS! CAROLINE Max? Ch, *2 BROKE GIRLS Ep. #620 REV. WRITER'S DRAFT 39. “and Tae TBD" 2/7/17 III/a BOBBY I was gonna eay God, so you literally couldn't be more off. CAROLINE TRIES {0 SUBTLY MOTION MAX TO HIDE. MAK THINKS SHE 1S WAVING, WAVES BACK, AND GIVES A BIG THUMBS UP. ROZ STARTS TO GRT SUSPICIOUS AND STANDS UP. ROZ What is she looking at down there? CAROLINE Iwas just looking at... Nunya. Nunya business? ROZ STANDS AND POINTS DOWN THE LANE AT MAX. BOBBY TURNS AND SEES MAX AS WELL. ROZ ‘There's somebody down there! You cheated! You'ze a disgrace to America's favorite pastime! CAROLINE Seriously, Roz? T bought you a margarita earlier. ROZ No, you didn't! CAROLINE (THINKS) You're right, T drank it on the way back. But I intended to give it to you. ROZ Security! 12. BROKE GIRLS =p. #620 REV. WRITER'S DRAFT 40. "and The TBD" 2/77 IIL/E BOBBY C'mon, Roz, they don't have security at the bowling alley. A SECURITY GUARD COMES UP BEHIND MAX AT THE END OF THE LANEY I'LL be damned. MAX Save yourselves! MAX PAKES LEFT AND ATTEMPTS TO RUN PAST, SECURITY GUARD ON THE RIGHT BUT HE GRABS HER. RESET TO: Int = (OLEG, SOPETE, EARL) SOPHIE HOLDS BARBARA, WHO HOLI MAKE GOOGLY FACES AT HER. HE STUFFED RAT. SHE AND OLEG OLEG You were so good fith that claw, baby. Didn't even teafher diaper! (SNIFFS BARBARA) Thanif/cod. SOPHIE Oh, I just ftid what any great mom who let her bfsy get trapped in a claw machine frould do. OLEG 1i1' genius grabbed the rat on out! Two for one! SOPHIE don't even care that we seven hundred dollars! %