The Simpsons S27E16 HDTV x264-FLEET

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 The Simpsons 27x16 
The Marge-ian Chronicles
Original Air Date on March 13, 2016
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Hey, Flanders.
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Gas up your leaf
blower much?
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Chickens?
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Since when do you
have chickens?
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Oh, about six months.
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Well, they've been
driving me crazy.
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Get rid of them.
Oh.
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Don't let these feathery fellas
ruffle your feathers, fella.
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Chickens.
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You have yourself a
perfectly good coop,
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and that's what
you keep in it?
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Oh, Homer,
surely you know
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there's nothing tastier
than a fresh-laid egg.
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How do you want 'em, boys?
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Coddled! Coddled! Coddled!
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What is it about boys
and their coddled eggs?
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Hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hmm?
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Whoa, so orange.
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I'm sorry, I
can't eat these.
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Flanders has
freshly-pooped eggs,
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orange as a sunset over
a field of ripe Doritos,
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while these--
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look, I'm just gonna say
what we're all thinking--
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store eggs are yellow.
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They're yellow eggs,
Marge. Yellow.
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Why do you always think
about what you don't have?
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Has anyone ever thought
about what they do have?
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Have you?
Not that much.
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Have you?
Nope!
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Have you?
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Boy, I won't live long enough
to teach you about sex,
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but I'll be damned if I don't
show you how to steal eggs.
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Okay, son, stay
sharp in there.
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If chickens are known
for two things,
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it's bravery and
intelligence.
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This is what we're after.
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I got one.
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Hurry, fat-ass!
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How can idiots say
there's no God
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when a species that
evolved from dinosaurs
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feeds us their
unfertilized babies?
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Ugh, if I could lay
eggs like these,
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I'd never leave
my bedroom.
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The farmer!
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Homer Simpson, I am going
to enjoy finding it in my heart
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to forgive you for this.
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Well, there's no
getting past that.
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We may not be able
to steal Flanders' eggs,
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but we can steal his idea.
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You mean get our
own chickens,
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feed them, love them
and eat their eggs?
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Check. Mate.
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Urban poultry farming
is a great way
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to reduce
our carbon footprint.
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Or maybe increase it,
I'm not sure.
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But they're so cute!
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Now, don't get attached.
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I'm about to cut them open
to scoop out the eggs.
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No, look!
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They're already laying.
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Now, what lays bacon?
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One... two... eggs!
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Delicious.
Delicious.
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These don't taste right.
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You're crazy, these are
the best eggs I've ever eaten.
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No.
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No, something is missing.
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Hmm.
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Hmm, Bart's right.
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They're not as good as the eggs
we stole from Flanders.
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The eggs... we stole...
from Flanders!
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You don't think they
tasted so great
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because they were
stolen, do you?
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Only one way to find out.
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My potato chips!
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Okay, first, a chip
from the control bag.
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Now the stolen bag.
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It's true.
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Theft equals flavor.
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Ah, forget it.
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Just take 'em.
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You can't just
give them to us!
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They only taste good
if we steal them!
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Keep chasing!
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It improves
the flavor!
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Sure, sure, whatever
works for you.
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I guess we don't need
our chickens anymore.
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Don't worry, I've already
found a research facility
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that will raise them humanely.
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I wasn't worried
about that.
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If you're going to eat the
chickens, don't tell the girl.
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Oh, no, these chickens are here
to advance the cause of science.
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Look at
all those lab coats.
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At Exploration
Incorporated,
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our mission is to help humanity
make the next big leap.
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That's so
fascinating.
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When did you
incorporate?
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We are preparing
to launch
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the first privately-funded,
manned mission to Mars.
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You're going to Mars?
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That's incredible.
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Uh, yes.
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How do you plan to
solve the problem
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of eyeball explosion when you
take off your space helmet?
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Uh, you leave
your helmet on.
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Hmm, these guys
seem legit.
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This video will explain
our revolutionary vision.
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Human beings are explorers.
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It's what we do.
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It's who we are.
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But since our world holds
no more secrets,
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we must journey... to Mars.
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Government agencies like NASA
say it will be decades
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before we set foot
on the Red Planet.
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At Exploration Incorporated,
we're working hard to establish
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a human settlement on Mars
ten years from today.
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Soon a select group
of colonists
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will leave Earth forever
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and become the first residents
of another world.
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Will you be one of them?
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Exploration Incorporated.
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Never stop exploring.
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What about those Mars nutjobs?
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Who wants to take a one-way trip
to a barren, lifeless rock?
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Yeah, in a couple
years, we'll have
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a perfectly good barren,
lifeless rock right here
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This guy gets it.
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Well, this mission
really gives me hope.
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I'm tired of nothing but
bad news about the future.
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Yes, but to travel
to another planet,
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knowing you can
never come back,
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you'd have to be
pretty sad.
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Aniston sad.
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I'm not sad,
I'm inspired.
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That's why I volunteered
this afternoon.
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What?!
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The mission leaves
in ten years.
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I'll be 18,
and I'm going to Mars.
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No way, young lady.
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We cannot afford
to send you to Mars.
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It's free.
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Cheaper than college.
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No.
No!
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You volunteered to go to Mars
and leave your family?
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Forever?
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This mission could
save humanity.
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What if I was the first person
to set foot on another world?
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I'd never be able to hug
my daughter again.
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They thought of that.
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They give a virtual hug machine
to every family back home.
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That does look
pretty snuggly.
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No!
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I think this could be
my true purpose.
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Just let me try out.
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They might not even pick me.
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I mean, I'd pick me, but...
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Absolutely not.
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You are grounded.
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You are confined
to this planet.
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And its moon.
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Uh, honey?
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A word before you
continue parenting?
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What?
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In all my years of living
with the female species,
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I've learned one thing.
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When they want to do
something totally insane,
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your only move is
to support them 100%.
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Oh, come on, that's ridiculous.
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Really? Have you ever
done anything
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just because someone
told you not to?
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You cannot marry
Homer Simpson.
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I forbid it.
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Hmm.
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And now you got me.
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Oh, my gosh.
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We both know Lisa's
not going to Mars.
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It's just a little
girl's fantasy.
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But if you forbid someone
from doing something,
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they'll want to do it more.
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So we should just
pretend we're cool
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with our daughter
abandoning us forever?
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Exactly.
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It's an old relationship move
I call "turning into the skid."
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If you just play along,
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sooner or later Lisa will lose
interest in her terrible idea.
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You haven't used
that trick on me, have you?
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No, no. I learned it from
observing other marriages.
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Ones less fantastic than ours.
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Hmm, "turning into the skid."
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You know, I
looked at a map,
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and Mars is just
one planet over.
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If you really want to try out
for this mission, I support you.
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Really? Thanks, Mom!
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If they choose me
to be a colonist,
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I could make jazz
the dominant music form
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of a whole new planet.
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That's exactly
where jazz belongs.
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Way to turn into
the skid, baby.
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Now watch Lisa lose
interest in Mars,
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just as sure
as you gave up
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on opening that
G-rated comedy club.
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I thought Gentle Jollies
was a great idea.
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Oh, not great. Amazing.
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Hmm, now that
I think about it,
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that idea did have
a lot of problems.
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Greetings, candidates.
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The testing that begins
today will determine
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which of you have the necessary
skills to thrive on Mars.
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Think of how satisfying
it will feel
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to stand in the
Valles Marineris
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and thunder-chug a Blue
Bronco energy drink.
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I'm sorry, Blue Bronco?
Wait, thunder-chug?
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Blue Bronco
is just one
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of this mission's many
corporate partners.
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Because this is a privately
funded entrepreneurial mission,
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we've teamed up with some of
America's most exciting brands.
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We're talking
Mega-Charge Batteries,
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Fantasy-Lunatics.com,
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Trudge-Rite
Work Boots,
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Draft-Pigs.
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And who here likes Fig Glutens?
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What? The fig seeds get
caught in my adult braces.
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Oh, I should not have
given away my dog, man.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, it's hurting my...
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Oi! I can't feel my...
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Principal Skinner?
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What brings you
on this mission
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to make mankind
a two-planet species?
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Mars is the ultimate field trip.
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And all they sell at
the gift shop is immortality.
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Also, I'm drowning in debt.
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Well, I hope to establish a
planet of perfect equality-ment.
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On Mars,
you are my servant.
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Uh, well, well,
either way is good, really.
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And then, finally,
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I got to spend some quality time
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with the oxygen reclaimers.
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You must've felt like
the belle of the ball.
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You said if I supported
Lisa's crazy idea,
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she'd lose interest.
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Oh, Marge.
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You'll never understand
the female mind.
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We're just getting started.
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What more can we do?
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I've utilized my male mind
to come up with
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a plan so supportive,
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Lisa will never want
to do anything again.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We're trying out
for Mars, too.
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We were so inspired
by you being inspired.
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A family unit could be
perfect for this mission.
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NASA would never
have the guts
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to shoot a baby
into space.
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00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:01,245
And your father is
a former astronaut.
260
00:12:01,281 --> 00:12:02,647
What an honor.
261
00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:04,682
Last time, I almost
killed everybody.
262
00:12:04,718 --> 00:12:06,117
And what did you
learn from that?
263
00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:07,652
Lessons, I guess.
264
00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:08,653
Okay.
265
00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:09,787
Mom, Dad and Bart
266
00:12:09,823 --> 00:12:11,055
don't want to go to Mars.
267
00:12:11,091 --> 00:12:12,657
So this must be some sort of
268
00:12:12,692 --> 00:12:15,493
mind-game reverse
super-fake-out.
269
00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:16,828
Poor Lisa.
270
00:12:16,863 --> 00:12:18,896
She is so faked out.
271
00:12:18,932 --> 00:12:21,566
And all I have to do
is be patient.
272
00:12:21,601 --> 00:12:24,669
Pretty soon, they'll get
sick of this and quit.
273
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:26,037
I'm getting sick of this.
274
00:12:26,072 --> 00:12:27,271
I think I'll quit soon.
275
00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:29,774
It's just a matter of time.
276
00:12:29,809 --> 00:12:33,277
I wonder which one of these
two guys is the one I quit to?
277
00:12:33,313 --> 00:12:34,779
We will now test your ability
278
00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:36,614
to handle close confinement.
279
00:12:36,649 --> 00:12:37,982
For the next week,
280
00:12:38,017 --> 00:12:40,384
you'll be living in
the Martian Habitat Simulator.
281
00:12:43,623 --> 00:12:45,857
I'll man this station.
282
00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:51,062
Okay, Mom.
283
00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:53,831
Since you're so
excited to go to Mars,
284
00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:55,767
you'll be thrilled
to start on
285
00:12:55,802 --> 00:12:59,303
the hab's daily
maintenance procedures.
286
00:12:59,339 --> 00:13:03,341
"Nutrition Zone
Sterilization Sequence."
287
00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:05,743
That's just kitchen cleanup.
288
00:13:05,779 --> 00:13:06,744
Fun!
289
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:07,780
No, no, no.
290
00:13:07,814 --> 00:13:09,480
Procedures aren't "fun."
291
00:13:09,516 --> 00:13:12,650
Sure, if you call them
"procedures," they're a bore,
292
00:13:12,685 --> 00:13:14,485
but if you think
of them as "chores,"
293
00:13:14,521 --> 00:13:16,320
they can be a blast!
294
00:13:16,356 --> 00:13:18,422
They're not chores!
295
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,757
They're science!
296
00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,325
Ooh, there's
even directions
297
00:13:21,361 --> 00:13:23,327
on how to properly
clean this binder.
298
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:27,765
Oh, no.
299
00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:29,801
You cannot like this
more than me.
300
00:13:36,376 --> 00:13:37,909
Dinner is served!
301
00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:40,278
I rehydrated it with love.
302
00:13:40,313 --> 00:13:41,946
And recycled toilet water.
303
00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:46,284
So good, Marge!
304
00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:50,188
Well, today I tested nitrogen
levels in our atmosphere.
305
00:13:51,224 --> 00:13:52,723
They were the same
as yesterday.
306
00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:54,725
More toilet carrots, please!
307
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,629
Can't sleep.
308
00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:03,234
My sleeping pod's too small.
309
00:14:03,269 --> 00:14:04,836
They have an expansion mode
310
00:14:04,871 --> 00:14:07,471
for morbidly obese astronauts.
311
00:14:07,507 --> 00:14:09,140
Hmm.
312
00:14:09,175 --> 00:14:11,609
I know we're just here
to fake-support our daughter,
313
00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:13,711
but you're pretty good
at this space junk.
314
00:14:13,746 --> 00:14:15,413
Moms spend their whole lives
315
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:18,282
obsessing over
unlikely catastrophes.
316
00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:20,818
In space, that's what
you're supposed to do.
317
00:14:46,212 --> 00:14:47,912
The hab study is complete.
318
00:14:47,947 --> 00:14:49,714
To all the male participants,
319
00:14:49,749 --> 00:14:51,349
your monumental incompetence
320
00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:53,351
has sullied and
cheapened space forever.
321
00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:54,719
Now get out.
322
00:14:54,754 --> 00:14:56,053
Good. It's a stupid idea
323
00:14:56,089 --> 00:14:58,689
and I hope everyone dies.
324
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,658
You're letting
the Martians in!
325
00:15:01,828 --> 00:15:03,394
I'm keeping
the jumpsuit.
326
00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:05,429
Marge and Lisa,
congratulations.
327
00:15:05,465 --> 00:15:07,231
You've both passed
with flying colors
328
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:09,867
and will be named finalists
in our astronaut search.
329
00:15:09,903 --> 00:15:11,269
Marge, you're a revelation.
330
00:15:11,304 --> 00:15:14,405
Most of our candidates are
of the egghead loner variety.
331
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,574
Bookworms, teacher's pets,
332
00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:18,709
friendless middle children,
that sort of thing.
333
00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:21,879
But you display
an amazing ability
334
00:15:21,915 --> 00:15:24,415
to perform repetitive tasks
without getting bored.
335
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,717
Even our robotic arm
gets a little cranky.
336
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:27,718
Ow!
337
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:28,953
That's two, Lorraine!
338
00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:32,323
May I talk to you
in private, please?
339
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:40,298
Admit it: the only reason
you're here is to support me
340
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,033
until I lose
interest and quit.
341
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,668
Well, I'm not going anywhere,
342
00:15:43,703 --> 00:15:45,102
so you can quit.
343
00:15:45,138 --> 00:15:47,271
Maybe I don't
want to quit.
344
00:15:47,307 --> 00:15:51,642
Do you realize what a big deal
it is to be a space colonist?
345
00:15:51,678 --> 00:15:52,643
Yes!
346
00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:54,211
That's why I want to do it!
347
00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:57,615
I think you don't like that
I'm just as good at Mars as you.
348
00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:59,250
Maybe even better.
349
00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:00,751
Ha! Hardly.
350
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,219
All you are is a...
351
00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:04,789
a stay-at-hab space wife!
352
00:16:04,824 --> 00:16:05,923
Hmm.
353
00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:09,293
Well, it looks like
the ego has landed.
354
00:16:09,329 --> 00:16:10,394
You're the last person
355
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:11,870
I would ever want
to go to Mars with.
356
00:16:11,898 --> 00:16:13,297
In ten years.
357
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,932
That's too bad,
358
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:17,068
because I'm
going with you.
359
00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:18,402
In ten years.
360
00:16:21,574 --> 00:16:23,674
On Mars, that would
be a door slam!
361
00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:29,267
Sometimes I feel like Lisa
has no respect for me.
362
00:16:29,268 --> 00:16:31,168
I know, I know.
363
00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:32,936
I'm finally
good at something
364
00:16:32,971 --> 00:16:35,038
and she has to make it
into a competition.
365
00:16:35,073 --> 00:16:36,907
That must be
really hard for you.
366
00:16:36,942 --> 00:16:38,175
It is.
367
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:40,777
I'm so sorry you have
to go through this.
368
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:42,312
Thank you.
369
00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:44,681
Mom's always trying
to hold me back!
370
00:16:44,716 --> 00:16:46,583
I know, I know.
371
00:16:46,618 --> 00:16:48,952
I can't be her
little girl forever.
372
00:16:48,987 --> 00:16:50,787
That must be
373
00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:52,122
It is!
374
00:16:52,157 --> 00:16:53,824
I'm so sorry
you have to go through this.
375
00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:55,091
Thank you.
376
00:16:56,361 --> 00:16:57,994
That listening-to-women junk
377
00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,696
you taught me really works.
378
00:16:59,731 --> 00:17:01,731
The trick is in the nodding.
379
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:05,502
Dad, after seeing
Mom and Lisa go at it,
380
00:17:05,537 --> 00:17:08,004
I'm glad our relationship
is about physical abuse,
381
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,573
not psychological.
382
00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:11,241
Me, too, boy.
383
00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:12,476
Aw.
384
00:17:12,511 --> 00:17:14,778
This press conference
was originally scheduled
385
00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:17,481
to introduce our
ten Mars mission finalists.
386
00:17:17,516 --> 00:17:20,050
However, our rivals
at Space Colony One,
387
00:17:20,085 --> 00:17:21,718
a division of Pepperidge Farms,
388
00:17:21,753 --> 00:17:25,155
just announced that their Mars
rocket is nearing completion.
389
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:27,357
We made a solemn promise
to Fig Glutens
390
00:17:27,392 --> 00:17:29,659
that they would be
the first cookie on Mars.
391
00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:33,563
Therefore, we have moved up
our launch date from 2026 to...
392
00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:34,898
Thursday.
393
00:17:35,868 --> 00:17:36,967
Thursday?
394
00:17:37,002 --> 00:17:38,068
This Thursday?
395
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,237
Are you all ready
to be a part of history?
396
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:42,005
I wanted to be someone
397
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,741
who's bravely going
to Mars eventually.
398
00:17:44,776 --> 00:17:46,576
I haven't used
my Open Table dining points!
399
00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:48,378
I'm still very much
an alcoholic.
400
00:17:50,849 --> 00:17:53,517
Uh, I-I guess we
should leave, too.
401
00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:55,485
I knew it!
What?
402
00:17:55,521 --> 00:17:57,554
This has all been
an elaborate charade.
403
00:17:57,589 --> 00:17:59,923
You never had the guts
to go to Mars.
404
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,725
Oh, I have the guts.
405
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:05,095
I once went to a rock concert
by myself in the rain.
406
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,763
It was Loverboy.
407
00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:08,865
Then let's go. To Mars.
408
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,634
Yeah, let's go!
409
00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:11,968
To Mars.
410
00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:13,103
Hmph.
Hmph.
411
00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:15,205
Ladies and gentlemen,
412
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,307
mankind's first
residents of Mars,
413
00:18:17,342 --> 00:18:19,376
powered by Simmer-Time
Dinner Sauces.
414
00:18:19,411 --> 00:18:22,112
Dinner time is Simmer-Time.
For sauce.
415
00:18:23,649 --> 00:18:25,148
They're leaving
in a week?
416
00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:26,583
Mom's my only
good parent.
417
00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:28,552
And Lisa's my only good kid!
418
00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:29,853
Why won't they admit
419
00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:31,421
that neither of them
actually wants to go to Mars?
420
00:18:31,456 --> 00:18:33,089
I'm not giving up yet.
421
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,725
There's got to be a limit
to their stubbornness, right?
422
00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:37,994
T-minus one minute to launch.
423
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:40,730
D'oh!
424
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:45,468
Here we go! I guess.
425
00:18:45,504 --> 00:18:46,570
Yep.
426
00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:48,572
We're doing this,
apparently.
427
00:18:48,607 --> 00:18:50,574
I'm sorry
I doubted you, Mom.
428
00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:53,243
There's no one I would
rather go to Mars with.
429
00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:55,312
I love you, sweetie.
430
00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:56,646
I love you, too.
431
00:18:58,150 --> 00:18:59,716
I don't want to go!
432
00:18:59,751 --> 00:19:02,319
This is the stupidest
idea we ever had!
433
00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:04,821
Abort launch!
434
00:19:04,856 --> 00:19:06,289
That's a negative.
435
00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:08,425
I think you're forgetting
the motto of Blue Bronco:
436
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,726
"Let's do this thing."
437
00:19:09,761 --> 00:19:10,827
Twelve...
438
00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:11,828
eleven...
439
00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:12,996
This is not happening.
440
00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:14,598
Do you know how
to run the dishwasher?
441
00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:15,599
Of course not!
442
00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:17,100
Maybe we can use
paper plates!
443
00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:18,935
Where the hell do we get those?
444
00:19:18,971 --> 00:19:20,270
Mom, no!
Marge, no!
445
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:21,504
...three...
446
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:23,673
two... one...
447
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,709
Ignition!
448
00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:28,278
It's not a real rocket.
449
00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:29,779
It's the outside
of a real rocket.
450
00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:31,781
We did plan to build
a real rocket.
451
00:19:31,817 --> 00:19:34,050
And that's one thing they can
never take away from us.
452
00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:36,152
That plan is our legacy.
453
00:19:36,188 --> 00:19:38,989
Then why did you move up the
launch if you knew it was fake?
454
00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:40,857
To inspire
the next generation.
455
00:19:40,892 --> 00:19:43,727
And to provide a distraction
while we drove away.
456
00:19:43,762 --> 00:19:45,261
Then why are
you still here?
457
00:19:45,297 --> 00:19:46,763
Our car wouldn't start.
458
00:19:49,801 --> 00:19:52,168
Mom, doesn't it frighten you
459
00:19:52,204 --> 00:19:55,138
that we almost went to Mars
out of sheer stubbornness?
460
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:58,308
That's what a mother-daughter
relationship is, sweetie.
461
00:19:58,343 --> 00:20:01,511
A series of near-fatal
emotional standoffs.
462
00:20:01,546 --> 00:20:03,546
Okay, but it doesn't
have to be that way.
463
00:20:03,582 --> 00:20:05,382
Surely we can
learn from this.
464
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,950
One day,
we'll figure it out.
465
00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:09,285
On this planet or another.
466
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:17,093
It's my life!
467
00:20:17,129 --> 00:20:18,662
If I want to leave Mars
468
00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:21,464
and move to Venus,
you can't stop me!
469
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:24,868
Mom's always trying
to hold me back.
470
00:20:24,903 --> 00:20:26,636
I know, I know.
471
00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:28,638
I can't be her
little girl forever.
472
00:20:28,674 --> 00:20:30,540
That must be
473
00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:31,741
It is.
474
00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,310
Nod-Bot is so sorry you
have to go through this.
475
00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:35,712
Thank you.
476
00:20:35,747 --> 00:20:42,247
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
477
00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:45,731
Well, that's one
for the win column.
478
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,470
I can't wait to find out
what we're gonna do next.
479
00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:49,803
We should fix racism.
480
00:20:49,838 --> 00:20:52,105
Racism is bad for business.
481
00:20:52,141 --> 00:20:55,075
And that is
racism's fatal flaw.
482
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:56,576
I'm thinking of an app
483
00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:59,479
that would use the best
algorithms in the world.
484
00:20:59,515 --> 00:21:01,155
Algorithms like that
would be great
485
00:21:01,183 --> 00:21:02,849
for this idea
I've been back-burnering.
486
00:21:02,885 --> 00:21:04,584
It's an ad-supported
restaurant.
487
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:07,020
You get free food,
but you have to watch ads.
488
00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:08,956
If you want a hamburger,
you watch five ads.
489
00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:10,157
Tater Tots are,
like, three ads.
490
00:21:10,192 --> 00:21:11,825
Have you tried these things?
491
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:13,527
I've heard about them,
actually, I didn't actually...
492
00:21:13,562 --> 00:21:14,628
They're good.
They're really good.
493
00:21:14,663 --> 00:21:16,496
I love everything
you just said,
494
00:21:16,532 --> 00:21:18,565
but what if it was
a barbershop?
495
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,233
Might be a good idea...
496
00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:23,570
if you're interested
in changing the world!
497
00:21:24,802 --> 00:21:26,802
Shh!

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