Weekly

0 Meatless Mondays

1 Tuesday Book Club 2-4 PM

2 Saturday - Free Opera Day

3 Sunday - Opera Free Day

January

4 First Monday through Friday - Career Fair

5 15 - Street Cleaning Day

6 17 - PTA Fundraiser Benefit

7 22 - Semiannual SSP Gun Buy-back Program

February

8 1 - Offerings for the Eternal Scouts

March

9 8 - Free Admission Day at the Children's Science Museum

10 21 - Ennui Fair

11 22 - Ultimate Frisbee Tournament

April

12 First Week - Poetry Week

May

13 5 - the day we decided last fall we would clean up around here.

14 21 - PTA Youth Arts Fair

June

15 First Week - Fashion Week

16 15 - NRA Fundraising Week

 17 15 - Election

July

18 8 - Dot Day

19 22 - Annual Bluegrass Festival

20 23- "A Holiday"

August

21 1 - Summer Reading

22 15 - Alternate History Week

23 21 - VYMGA Fireworks (Covert, everyone must stay indoors)

September

24 1 - September Monologues

25 1 - Taurus Annual Crime Day

26 7 - Firefighters/Secret Police Softball showdown (Mandatory Attendance)

27 15 - History Week

28 18 - Twice Annual Book Cleaning Day

October

29 1 - Marathon through the Narrow Place

30 6 (First Monday?) - Barista Cultural Fair

31 13 (Second Saturday?) - Lottery

32 3rd Friday - Homecoming

November

33 2 - Library Amnesty Day

34 First Monday - Fried Chicken and Cigarettes Fair

35 7 - Fitness Fair

36 10 - Parade of the Hooded Figures

 37 22 - Sorrow Songs Singalong

38 Last Thursday - Thanksgiving Dead Citizens Impersonation Contest

December

39 1 - Remembrance Day

40 15 - SSL Auction of Contraband and Seized Property

41 25 - Christmas