A guy walks up to a woman at a bar. He flirts with her.

He makes small talk, but

the woman insists she isn't gonna go home with him. Guy says, "what if I offer you
$1 million to sleep with me?" The woman's never had a million dollars in her life.
She stops and considers the offer very seriously. The guy changes his mind, says,
"what if I change my offer to a dollar instead?" Woman is aghast. "What kind of
woman do you think I am?" Guy says, "we already figured that out. Now we're just
negotiating"

Last year, I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city