ACT I

N9 I THE DEADWOODSTAGE
(CALAMITY Md ENSEMBLE)

Bright2 (J'ros)

It'll be here, Uncle. No need to worry. MILLER: Wro's worried? Ever sce re worrredl
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a - slmiri the
cur- tainsflappin'andthedriver

Whipcrdauay,wtripcra&a*ay,uttipcrad a- uay!-

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In - jun :uro\&sare a - thicker thanporterpine

ti5te 3r de - lay- Whbcracka-way,whipcracka-way,

THREEOR FOURi.IEN

Thev'rehead-irf straiehtfor town load-ed down with a fan - cv

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Dad-v'md Stageis a - cominon

af-ter is nest, Tv,enty-tlrcemiles, tlreyr.e

orveredodry-
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Whipcr*a-way, wfrip cnrk a-uay,

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MILLER: Thal
tr she might have anothcr Indim fight

BILL: Quit boilin' mr,

ncvef happ) rrnless shes

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goturnin
Thewheels lnmervardtxutid. em hum-min?
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Tlrcy'll be horne to - niglrt by fre

ardteir lrara a- thunninlilaamardolinplunkin'a

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Wlrcntheyget home, Ttrtll be fix-in' to stiry-

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a-way,whipcnck a-waY,
Whipcnrck

sort of fol thc

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Fkre theybe! Fbrethey be! How's a-bout a

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CALAMITY JANE cntcrs followcd RATTLESNAKE and passcngers from thc stage - coach
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LOCALCHARACTER

( high pitclad voice)

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brine ustcrdrvl- Ten dollarsuits
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spark-le
Beadsthat like a Prls-m Snakeoil fer Yer rheuma- tis - m;

gin-e-hamfor the girls; Gum drops nmdeuP

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string of
sog-gy, and a gen-u-wine

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wore in ev'- ry fam-ous con- cert ltnll --=----r-;-- Cir^st yer eye on
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ball =t - tro - du-cing Hen-ry

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- rill Ain't a showman an - v srart-er. op - er ates the Go[- den

Gar- ter. wherethe creamof Deadwood Ci - ty connsto dine

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glad to say he's a \ - ry epod ftiend of mine!

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told he pam'd for gold but ne - \r Fron-tier man and bron-cho

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scort for Gen'- ral back in Yel - low -storc in eigheen- six-ty -

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But I m glad to say heb a rie- ry good frierd of mire ! -
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Cal.

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smel-liri like

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Flere\ a mnn the sher-iff wat -ches---=*.-

On his lrtrntherebmorctkrn twen-ty sev- en not 'ches On firc

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draw theresno one fas - ter, and yr:u're flirt - in with dis as - ter wtrenBill Hbk- ock s re - Pu -

-ta - tlon )ou ma But I'm gbd to say he's a ve-ry goodfricndofa

ftroat is drv as a des-ert thistlein May- ln the Gold-en(iarter gmna

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wet my uiristle to - day Ltst to thc bar's-

'em uP Joe.
threeleggedcrow- Set'em up Jce. set
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Drink on the Housc

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Set up Joe, set up Joe, set

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St up Joe!

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