EMPTY WALLS!

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But Theyre Not On TheBall!
Tanner Thomsen
If you had a couple thousands dollars to spend to
promote yourself, would you just let it sitinyouraccountto
waste away? This is the case for all 3 candidate periods so
far. Each period has a couple thousand dollars in their
accountbutnoadvertisementsup.Therearethreedaysuntil
debate day and stillhardlyanybodyintheschoolknowswho
is running. I dont think people intheschoolevenknowthat
a campaign is going on. Ive talked to some students and
most have said that they have heard of the newspaper and
that they have read some but when I asked which political
character comes to mind when I bring up the school
campaign, they drawblankfaces.Willthislackofadvertising tune on the loudspeaker for Lando Free but Id say that
affect the election significantly? Justin McLovin is winning the halls of the school with
To be honest, since this is a newspaper and I have an posters. I dont even know who the other person is.
opinion, i gotta say some things. Its actually really sad that _________
most people know more about the paper than theydoabout

the candidates.Lastyear,Ididntevenknowthattherewasa
paper for this unit but yet I knew almost everything about
thecandidates.Thisyearspartieshavereallysteppeddowna
Justin Who?
notch compared to last year. If Im beingcompletelyhonest, Tessa Reed
itsreallyembarrassingthatthecampaignunitisalmostover All three campaigns have been falling short on getting
and my whole grade hasnt done much advertisement. Iwas
their name known. I asked Katiewhatherplanwasand
really looking forward to this unit. All of the posters in the
halls, the various tunes playing over the loudspeaker, and she responded, Weareworkingonanadvertisingplan
the excitementfordebatedaytoseehowtheyrespondtothe that will be put into effect shortly. To start the class,
questions. Parker Brevik- the student who said they should be
This race truly will be won by advertisement simply Communist- shared a presentation about North Korea.
because without it, no one will know who theyare.Towards He informed the class of their harsh prisons and
the end of the day I am seeingmoreandmorepostersbeing included the story of Otto Warmbier, a U.S. college
put up but it still isnt anything like last year. I overheard a

student, who had been imprisoned in North Korea for
stealing a poster. Jack, Blake, Katie, and Nick will
represent McLovin in the 2017 debate on Friday. The
majority of the class worked on their campaign video.
The class agreed that Mclovinisprochoiceforassisted
suicide but pro state for abortion. Period 7 must start
advertising McLovin soon iftheywanttowinthisyears
election.
_________
TRUMP MANAGER INNOCENT
Paul Manafort, President Trump's former campaign
chairman, was indictedonchargesincludingconspiracy,
money laundering and other charges. Mr. Manafort
protege, Rick Gates, was also charged. Both Manafort
and Gates pleaded not guilty to the charges placed
against them. Gates bond was setat$5mandManaforts
bond was set at $10m. Manafort and Gates were said to
have hit tens of millions of dollars from their work in
Ukraine over the span of 10 years by laundering.

_________
WORD ON THE STREET
Tessa Reed
Overheard:
How about, Justice for Some - Grace
Peterson, p3
Do you guys just want to waste all of our
money? - Jack Waters, p7
Burn that before the newspaper sees it! -
CURRENT EVENTS: Lillian Hughes, p7
OVER 200 NORTH KOREANS DEAD IN If everyone votes for Mclovin, we will shave all
of our heads. - Ryer Donkersloot, p7
NUCLEAR ACCIDENT
Interview:
About 200 people are believed to be dead after nuclear Question:
tunnels at a nuclear test site collapsed in North Korea
Can you describe how the campaign is going so far?
earlier this month. This collapse was said to have
occurred due to construction on the underground Responses:
tunnel, although other have said they believe it was due Finley Hoien :
to an earlier nuclear test in the area. Experts say that a I do not think they are advertising at all.
recent bomb that was tested in North Korea was 10x as Brayden Tolan:
powerful as the Hiroshima bomb. I have no idea. Whats the campaign?
Hope Johnson:
AN ASTRONOMICAL VICTORY I honestly do not know very much about it. I got an
email and read the paper though.
The Astros won over the Dodgers on Sunday night inan
Emma Parriot :
astonishing 10 inning game. This game put the Astros
I honestly have not heard anything about it. They
ahead for an overall 3 game to 2 over the Dodgers.
Tuesdays game could possibly be thedetermininggame need to advertise more because I have only seen one
for the world series champions. If the Astros win this poster.
next game, they willhavewon4gameswhichgivesthem Emily Burnette :
the championship win. Campaign for? I have no idea what we are talking
about.

Jason Harrington Breaks _________

Down Health Care in 3rd Hour
Adam Wicks
Jason Harrington came in to 3rd hour today to discuss
healthcare. Many different issues were mentioned
including Obamacare, and current spending involving
healthcare. Harringtonseemedtoclearupthedebateof
what to do with the healthcare system today. Basically
he explained the complications with repeal and
replace. If Obamacare is repealed, there are countless
opportunities of what should take its place, but so far
there is no simple solution. Afewstudentswerecaught
with
their
heads
Period 6:
down TAKING ACTION
during Timothy Frostestad
his
speech, Period 6 is off and ready to spread their
but information about their candidate. They talked
focus about how they should start using their money to
was spread the news about their candidate because no
good for onehasputanythinginthehallwaysyet.Theyplan
the most on playing a short video over the intercom about
part.
their candidate. Period 6 alsomentionedtheyplan
on putting little posters above drinking fountains
_________ and bathroom doors that Jacob Dixon made. The
majority of theclassthoughtitwouldbenecessary
POLITICAL punchlines to make their part of the back wall even better
Jessie Jergens
than it was already.
If con istheoppositeofpro,thenisntCongressthe
opposite of progress?
_________
If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Instead, there would just be a bunch of angry
countries not talking to each other.
QUIZ BOWL CONTROVERSY
Alden Taylor

On a scale of North Korea to America, howfreeare Chaos during Quiz bowl yesterday when a decisive
you tonight? question was answered wrong, only to be called
right.
During the final round, a valuable bonus question,
If one and two are the second and third term in a
mathematical series, what is the 7th term? was

answered with 8. This was incorrect but the

manuscript said otherwise. The points from the
Whose costume was your
question put the team in first place. It wasnt until favorite?
Jack Dykema pointed out that the answer was in fact Makayla Norton
6 that the error was realised. The leader of the Both students and teachers, show their
team with the wrong answer, Sage James, recalls; Halloween spirit by dressing up as various
We were playing this game with few points and then, characters or things, from Batman to Pennywise,
in the last four minutes, we started gaining points...and on the 31st of October. So, whose costume was
then we got this one question right and we were your favorite?
winning, But then someone told them we were wrong
and now were five points behind.
Now it comes down to just one question. I just have to
have faith in my team.
Drama awaits both teams, with one night left in the
Quiz Bowl tournament, it was decided that the
winner will be decided on a single sudden-death

question. The winning team will be announced in
our next report.

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