I am the fastest typer in the world.

I will actually attempt to write a full page

document in one sitting in order to upload this to Scribd for some guitar tabs.

Ok, so my name is John Cena and I am the coolest dude around. I like to wrestle
dudes and do other stuff. Mostly, I find myself as the butt of memes, but I cannot
control the impact my actions have on the lifestyles of others.

Ok this is taking longer than I thought but whatever.