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thousands of llamas, 2 corn, 3 one innocent kid, 4 two
llamas in red. INCA CRIME & PUNISHMENT: 1 beaten then
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they committed these crimes?
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Celtic warrior Boudica has been chopped t
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BOU
OF SORTS!
IM A BIT OUT
KING HENRY VIII WANTED A DIVORCE FROM CATHERINE
OF ARAGON SO HE COULD MARRY ANNE BOLEYN.
hey pope,
im not happy
with you! I pray for a
peaceful outcome.
Doubt it, though
HENRYS
RELIGIOUS
REBELLION! BUT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, LED BY THE POPE, WOULD NOT ALLOW IT!
SO, IN 1534 HENRY BROKE FROM THE CATHOLICS AND SET UP THE HENRY CAN NOW ENJOY BEING MARRIED TO ANNE.
CHURCH OF ENGLAND TAKING THE CHURCHS MONEY WITH HIM!
what the...?!
Hello wifey!
Hello big
Give me that bible, fat hubby!
Mr Monk. And
your cash
SOME PEOPLE WHO DIDNT SIGN UP TO THE WERE PUNISHED AND EVEN EXECUTED! HAPPY DAYS! LETS JUST HOPE ANNE CAN GIVE HENRY THE SON HE WANTS
NEW RELIGION, LIKE SIR THOMAS MORE
Sign here!
Time to
head off!
being my
QUICK QUIZ
wife is In 1536, which of these foul things
dead good!
happened to Henry?
a) +LV UVW ZLIH GLHG DQGKLVVHFRQG
wife was executed
b) He dropped his crown in a pile of pig poo
c) He ate a poisonous mushroom pie
34 Answer: a (he also married his third wife in the same year!)
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