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Today that man is seated in the United States Senate.” a aa ZAEZEPMESLBARA ORR, “ONE ADH GEAR AL ILA "AH, CORMAALE SD BRST.” “MAHA.” BORE, Om NA HAR REE RAH AQ, RWEMRRLT, SRPARHS feds," “RB” HEA Ath, “TH RRNODEREKROR RARBRAA NER# $6, Ae TB BA he Si MAR TL St ae dT AL RES SRAHHRN ER Tr AeZBKARQSE,” Mother Superior rapped the desk with her cane and asked the Grade LV girls what they wanted to be when they grew up. One 13-year-old put up her hand and said, “I want to be a prostitute.” Mother Superior fainted with shock. When she was revived and had composed herself she asked the same girl, “What did you say you wanted to be?" “A prostitute,” affirmed the youngster. “Oh, thank goodness, T thought for a moment you said you wanted to be a Protestant. EEEARKAFRRARE, OT FROGKEMERK EARTH, NIE GRTRSH: “AMSHK,” SBRARRAR GREET, Sab LEAMA MDE: “i Rito?” “hit,” RRR RE, 2+“hk, RMELP, MPALA AAR SHRAL,” The college had very good football team, and its best player was a student who always had trouble in school. Then one year the dean of the college said that the player would have to leave because he had cheated on an exam. The football coach immediately went to the dean to try to persuade him to let the student stay in school. The dean showed him two answer papers. “This one is Susan's paper. She's the best student in the class," he said. “And this one’s your football player's. They're exactly the same. The football player sat at the next desk, and just copied from her.” “But maybe she copied from him,” the coach said. "You can't prove it was the other way." “Look at this,” the dean said. "Susan didn't know the answer to this question, so she wrote, 'I don't know.’ And your football player wrote, ‘Neither do I.” ABE Gad ts, AFLA-HLEEROLKH, APRBOKRAKA es ASRHRAR TEEDl # SREARM, HOF, FREES EEDA NOARAER, DAL BELPER, RAK SAAS AEM ILM LOMAS TASB. REEKEAT HERA, "ROKER MOAT, HAL REGHES .” ih, “R-BRMRGR RHKAG, CMADAM, RAK RLM, MERE,” “42D thd" AL, “th Fh his A AE ” “BER” BEG, RM Ro RENORE, Mx GRRE. HORRMAASOR ALTA,” Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an American college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enough to be accepted by the college. One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. “Well,” the dean said after some persuasion. “I'd bet- ter ask him a few questions first." Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the RESead ewesee de student didn't know any of the answers. At last the dean said, “Well, what's five times seven?” The student thought for a long time and then answered, “Thirty-seven.” The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, “Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two.” she Ps Ba AL DOME “BAGAPR RAGHEB fh KAT RRS OAR, ie RARBG RAK FER, —K, KH TEE OF EKAENAF ROR SEH IL, FHERUERARERARKAF, “HC,” AMHR EEK, RRA OD KR.” SHELALPESRAOAA, CHARA TOS a, RGR EO 5 BT a oe SAR TUASAS, 37 ,” RABHARS, BURA Sth, AA A a: “UL N SE “h, BE, 282,” RRR PERRERHRDA SEB “Dorothy, your boy friend seems very bashful,” said mamma to her daughter. “Bashfull” echoed the daughter, “bashful is no name for it.” “Why don't you encourage him a little more? Some men have to be taught how to do their courting. He's good catch.” “Encourage him!" said the daughter. “He cannot take the most palpable hint. Why, only last night when I sat all alone on the sofa, he perched up in a chair as far away as he could get, I asked him if he didn't think it strange that a man's arm and a woman's waist seemed always to be the same length, and what do you think he did?” “Why, just what any sensible man would have done — tried it.” “He asked me if I could find piece of string so we could measure and see if was so.” kz “SFB GGSALBEREE,” Bw nt ILE, “SEI” EE, “GARR ER,” “eA th GRA Abt FR? A BABE BLAH ideMRKAE, HARB OG,” “Boab th) "de LGR," Gk Rh aE, HL Bt RL RM RA ‘ BRL, GHEATHA Gath, RM AA BAGH MRR KAG BiH ABA IRIE FU? ee BH?” “Wh, HAR ET NL a BASE A—KK,” “@IURSDAR-BAT, AUTRE“ EAA ARLE,” Before going to Europe on business.a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested couateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,” the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the. bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave J» HSARHERATERHews eneeea Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. “That will be $5000 in principal, and $15.40 in in- terest,” the loan officer said. The man wrote out acheck and started to walk away. “Wait, sir," the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5000?" The man smiled. “Where else could I park my Rolls- Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?” MLE FESR, TKABERAEEAE, AHO Be RGRHTRH, RESERAH PRK A, HH REREE 1, SkBR, (DP “SG BA, RRA DS: ha SRM GARE” AG, fi Ga FRRCE PA OTS SHARK, AT 5000L 4, ORB, MA AME A IT, RAPE LKA EOF.- : + “PA5000 KA, AM 5.04 K,” RMSE, PAGE HRLEREA, CEOF, ASL RHEE “RAMEE, REMER-NEDER, SHRATEHEASOID KK %7” PART “RALPH OH ZG RSM EMAAR RA 15,04 LAE?” seeing Jheck The certain Lewis XT once made a journey through the country during the hay harvest. On his way he passed a field where only one woman was at work. The King asked her, where the rest of companions were. The woman answered, “They have gone to see the King.” “And why didn't you go with them?" asked the King. “I would not give a.pin to see him," replied the woman. “Besides, the fools that have gone to town will lose a day's work by it. That is more than I could afford to lose, because I have to work for five children.” “Well then,” said the King, putting some money into her hand, “you may tell your companions who have gone to see the King, that the King come te see you.” De HGRHRWR TE BREREEEAKRAFHEAKMMADA, BLT what, HH RAMPART EB, RZARARGAN GET, MEADE. “ON EHALT.” “th Atte Rtoed— Hk?” 3 ZA, ip” “Rit, RAR Gite,” MeADR, Sop, MEN MGT FORE MAMA RGTH, HH TREK, BHKREKRERAK tl". “Mme,” REAR -ERAHHEE, “TKS R MEARE GAL, RERAKT.” XK Am? Mr Marsh wos a Senator in the government. One day he was driving to a town. to make an important speech when he stopped at a small restaurant to have some coffee.When he saw that the restaurant had some nice fresh rolls, he asked the waitress for one, and she brought it. Then he asked for some butter and jam, and REREAD “10-Be she brought a very smail serving of butter and a very small jar of jam. “I'd like some more jam, please,” Mr Marsh said: “I'm sorry,” she answered, “but we onlygive one serv- ing of butter and one jar of jam with each roll.” Mr Marsh began to get annoyed. “Do you know who T am, young lady?" he said. “I'm the state Senator.” “And do you know who I am?" the waitress asked. Mr Marsh was surprised and said, “No.” “Well,” she answered, “I'm the person who gives out the jars of jam." RHASABKRSLAR, HROFENAEEMRES GRA, PHAR-KLAT ERE, GAMET EEA AFRHAGHNHL, SALBERI“N, KER BRAEEH, KBAPRESG — fr Sk the Fo AB RE “RAB SABRE” BHA a%, “RRR, MOR ee pe BRERA BK ib te RE” SHARRBRIT. “Meo & ABD, ese?” i, RED R Bia,” KRSBRRAR NESHARPER TES “A doh RAMS?” dods ei, Se ARR ERI: Hae” “Het,” OS, “MARR RHES,” sBeath Upavaidable, A sailor who was going to set out for India was asked by a landsman, where his father died, “He was shipwrecked," answered the saitor. “And where did your grandfather die?” “When he was fishing, a storm arose and he and all on board were drowned.” “And your great-grandfather?” “He also lost his life at sea." “Then,” said the landsman, “if I were you, I should never go out to the sea," The sailor asked, “Where did your father die?” “In his bed.” “And your grandfather?” “He as well as my great-grandfather died in their beds.” “Then, if I were you," said the sailor, “I should never go to bed.”AR OA NE Ee A eG KE GOLF ATH AMS, “RT” KEOB, “MERBRMTH ES?” “phat, BHTRAR, & fod thas Aap T ” “6% ORE?” “hb ROBeZ,” “Ro” EGA, “oR Ms, QHALTEAT” KFA: "HREAAS 2?” “BRE” “te ia RB?” “tte HK HARL,” “Ma, bE MAM” KEK, AALELAT.” eeSmap-Deiver, Senior citizens are permitted to travel cheaply ona bus if they have a special card. Women may get the card when they are sixty. ei HOHE BRHUMMER R TET Mrs Matthews lived in the country but she went into town once a week to buy food and other things for the house, and she usually went by bus. She always had to pay the full price for her ride. Then she reached the age of sixty and got her senior citizen's card, but when she used it for the first time on the bus, it made her feel very old. The bus driver had often seen her traveling on the bus before, and he noticed that she was feeling unhappy, so after she had paid her money, he winked at her and whispered, “Den't forget to give your mother's card back to her when you see her again." Mrs Matthews was very happy when she heard this. HA Salty, REF RRNA RAGE GE. MATa IR REGOHBRE DIAS dete AOOK LST HH, DERAPERAST, 2 AREA UMA, BER SPLEAL, APRA RE DEAL, RGR Ra Da 6 & a, BARH OOF, ANT RARHAS. ERADBAE 2 aeLE RRAAEREA GRE, BREE SAT. AA QMADEELMARE, SEBHT RRM R&GHS, FR, SLPKAHHHLS, ROKK HREM: “FARM A Ra HST Ra,” SRAAT TAS, FYMRIT, Mr Johason had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plane, Mr Johnson was very worried about accepti ing. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr Johnson boarded the plane. His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes. After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, “Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?" “Those are ants,” answered his friend. “We're still on the ground.” RAB RAA TEHRRARHATEH HREALARERH EE Ch, CMRLES AT OH RFGRE, GH, SEGMABAE-RAEREEAL PA, HMRC AEE, RE, GALA T he, TRE T RHORD, FH, GMHRLT aH, GARR TUR, Ct ARM LR, MR AS HU RAROHRHARCSEL, eB RL TR “AOS, BRAT Oh BARES MA. Ee A, BALA, RAB?” ME GRAMM,” MAA, “RABEL,” Rose left school when she was seventeen years ald and went to a college for a year to learn to type. She passed her examinations quite well and then went to look for work. She was still living with her parents. A lot of people were looking for typists at that time, eeSo it was not difficult to find interesting work. Rose went to several offices, and then chose one of them. It was near her parents’ house. She thought, “I'll walk there every morning. I won't need to go by bus.” She went to the office again and said to the manager, “I want to work here but what will you pay me?” “We'll pay you £27 now,” the manager answered, *And £30 after three months.’ Rose thought for a few seconds before she answered, Then she said, “All right, then I'll start in three months’ time.” FMITFHAPHRL, RN LERE TTF F. AMARA TRLAKZS, ABER TA, SHERARA-RK, PRN, AIRS ser ee SUF R, GLAK-GH LE HAL, FMHeAT RATA & MPIRE“R, BRAG RRRARBR, He, Ae AF LBTAS Hh, RAD DLALT,” HANARAAH HEBEL: “QARARE Ee, Kot, & aie » RSSPRAR ESA HEMASAR RES BASH RKB?” “REGGHKR 2B.” BOK, “ZHAGH IO Rae,” SMBINT, RO: HO, MRERASER OL mH,” Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to fet Jack continue his studies the following year. “He's a good boy,” said Jack's father, “and if you let him pass this time, T'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.” “No, no, that's quite impossiblel” replied the profes- sor immediately. “Do you know jast month I asked him when Napoleon had died, and he didn't know!” "Please, sir, give him another chance,” said Jack's father. “You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspapers in our house, so none of us even knew that Napoleon was ill.”RKRBAFLABGR, P-FFRRH, HOGBRK RASUGRMER, OREREAFR, RG, GOK HARERBR, PURUAR BASEFRER. “the RP BRE,” KRG RR, “de RRA KE HH md, AMRUEDE RAE HEP RAH RHE,” RR, MARTE” HRS HOR, “hee Lh Aa DDR AMR IG, AR BAER” “Rk bem ket,” ALOR HH, W, REPRE, BA, RRL AS Ema,” A cook had to roast a goose for dinner in a farm. Feel- ing hungry she cut of f a leg, ate it and put back the goose into the oven, She thought that the farmer would not see it, but at dinner, he asked her how it was that the HORHRAR RES—— goose had only one leg. The cook answered, “Many of your geese have only one leg, Sir. Come with me to the poultry-yard and I'll show you some.” When they came there they found a lot of geese, and most of them were asleep and standing on one leg. “You see, Sir, all these geese have only one leg.” “You are a fool," said the farmer, drawing near the geese and crying “Shoo, shoo“, to awake them. “Look at them now they have two legs!” “Yes,” said the cook, “but you did not cry ‘shoo, shoo’ to the one that you have eaten.” Pde Media REM GRABRORMHERR, GREE RT A Sth, FRG RD TTR, PMRBET. BH REBAATED. Heke RORBRMEERE, AH, Bhat, RIE A A RAR BR, AR QSL: “SA DHH S$ -8h 64, 24, GHA RH, RRB,” CARN A, LE ae BRRMRAR WERSR, SUPHARPLARE, SRRROHRAAM BME, “@4, A, KEMAH EMG,” “bh at” RR, ANA PAE OE! A" bike e-k, PRT. “MH ENRA RAE ROPRT ES!” “25.” RH, “TARARTHRERLOBE ‘Bi br pr” “ssing The.Ah Ata school in Oregon, the young girls were just start- ing to wear lipstick. They would go into the bathroom and put on their lipstick and kiss the mirror to blot it. The janitor was having a terrible time trying to get the mirror clean and keep it clean. He talked to the principal and the principal tried to talk to the girls, explaining how hard it was to clean the mirror of the lipstick. It did no good, so he had all the girls come into the bathroom with the janitor so he could show them how hard it was to clean the mirror, The janitor took the scrub brush and scrubbed and scrubbed, the mirror was stitl a ness, and then he dipped the brush in the toilet and went back to the mirror and scrubbed again. Jy HRGHEAE TEEBp # There has been no one kissing the mirror since. MHAFRGHKELMNAREARR OH, MNABE LEPFKAATHE SG SARTL, HELA S RIS RT REFS, FROANTEDR, HE SRASRPLALAAM, DHRK BA-HAMGLA, SRA, B RAMA, RUT Oke BMA TOR. Aki ts ea LANG ORE, HEDLLAPRARARLER 2G, RARBOET, KEK CHBZALRTM, MHRRER BACREAT, Abe, RMR AA DLE, HSMUeRHR BEBecke: ds, The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely. Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives’ directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hali. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right. “It's good to see,” said the king, “that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chicken-hearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.” “Your Majesty,” came the reply in a squealing voice, “it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.” SRARGEKARESARREEREFA MOM Hh, MRA TAMERS ORE SAR, HAS RATER Fe RAS MGAR, KLAN EA SORB, KG, iTS PAMRAAR LAMAR SRF Gah st HAAGEMR, HT ORERE SL, RAMA Ad HSS eee oe weA HEMHRHA DEB ATAR, “MASH AH” OE Hh, RMOLMRARALGS A, SRRERAGHAN, FB “RE AAR EAM FRU, "QAAAREL OHA, KRAFERRT RAS,” Beyond Expectation, Arnold complained to a co-worker that he didn't know what to get his wife for her birthday. “She already has everything you could think of, and anyway, she can buy herself whatever she likes.” “Here's an idea,” said the co-worker. "Make up your own gift certificate that says, 'Thirty minutes of great loving, any way you want it.’ I guarantee she'll be enchanted.” The next day, Arnold's co-worker asked, “Well? Did you take my suggestion?” *Yes," said Arnold, “Did she like it?” “Oh, yes! She jumped up, kissed me on the foreheadbp and ran out the door, yelling ,'See you in 30 minutes!” REAM, AERO HOMEMB UL, SheRALELT HEA Ft Zils, “MBAR GMSMA T, ty, th HEAERHCHAGEHS,” “REALE.” DEH, “K- KB OSTEO AEH, LESBL ‘30 PG OHHRK, RTAAMHA HAE. RRS OG," B=A, MERMAE AM: “% GH? RARGAK TS? ” “AG,” SRR, “ab bokeh?” “&, AG, BHM MMTIRA, BRABLGI“T, RERHII, KAMH. IO HEALS slow Mush Is 11 Tt was winter, and Mrs Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with HSPHeRNRR REA“a her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels, They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, "Look, Joe! Isn't that beautifull" He then answered, “All right, dear. How much is it?” and took his money out to pay for it. It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr Hermann was tired and think about other things, like anice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, “Look at that beautiful moon, Joel” Without stopping, Mr Hermann answered, “All right, dear, how much is it?“ BB? Sah RAART, MRRAAREAE 3, EMA MA A RATA Mat RLMEEHEH, LMHTHSHS, HMRRAKRT-ABAG, EEE FR: “A RE SRR dB RRARSAMS: “HO, REG, SPR)” REBRHB, AAVARE-RAEL AR, KOK RI. #R#RASRASS OMHRE YU NAME BIG KSB ited $e, MEF RMA RE: AMA RS RR, i” HERPRWR TESA man was brought before the judge. The witness said that the day before the prisoner had stoten a few pears from a basket, outside a grocer’s shop. The solicitor said to the judge, “It is true that the prisoner took off a few pears with his right arm; his right arm is guilty, but not he himself: and you cannot punish the whole body because one of its limbs is guilty.” “You are quite right,” answered the judge, “so I sen- tence the prisoner's right arm to six days, now the pris- oner will go to prison with his arm if he likes.” Everybody at court began to laugh: but people laughed still more when they saw the prisoner unscrew his right arm (it was a wooden arm). He then gave it to the judge, saying, “Here is my guilty arm, sir, I don’t wish to go with it to prison.” AM AE, ARAKPHTA PHA, BARAK, TAEDA HAAR CAME LT BRT UDA, FSO A TESHBRARAR TES iia ARASH. RETO OCRMAALOGLFAR FRRATOAR, HOSFAARE, 2RTR. & FR th Hh Ate Oh NAB AT IRL] Rit BAA BTS” “CHP RANB.” beK, “RRR RARAGDEARAA HAAR OEL TURE,” BRE GH ORAM TR 42 BAA A a Mb He Ge At HER (KERAMG MR) &, MERGET, RDRABRBRR GEER: “RRR R ARE HAA, RAM E-RER,” Poor Memory, Mr and Mrs Long are a very forgetful couple. One sum- mer they plan to fly to New York for a visit. They get to the airport only ten minutes before the plane leaves, So time is short. But suddenly Mrs Long says she must tell Linda, their daughter, not to forget to lock the front door when she leaves for school in the morning. As Linda is then at school, they can’t reach her on the phone. ‘So the couple hurry to the post office. Mrs Long writes a short note to Linda, while Mr Long buys a stamp and an envelope.Soon the note is ready. They hurriedly put the stamp & on the envelope and drop it in the box in the post office. But suddenly Mrs Long begins to cry. The short note to her daughter is still in her hand. She has put their plane tickets in the envelope! A &, RAEAAKAMBRME, Am LA ital EH Heb, OMA CR CT 10 RTA SU, ae BEST, MPRAAARMIL, He MA TL Oe ih PRERLPA ASLAN, CHASMEASRE B, ALR EHS, , Qotkat kdodt Tae, £77 ALSMAS THM, LAA RAT Babson e TW RNUGBREERT. tt BARA ET Reet TEAL, CRAARRRARK KR, QAMKNG He UGEEAT EEL, BABA HREM SE AGRE EME! Jui it ASAPH AB EH A countryman, leaving of f his work, on a summer's day,4 in order to take some rest, stretched down in the shade of a large oak, at the foot of which a large pumpkin was growing. On noticing it, he began to reflect and said to himself, “If I had been in the place of the Creator, T think I would have arranged things better: I would have made the pumpkin grow on the oak, and the acorn on the delicate stem of the creeping plant.” In reflecting thus, he fell asleep. But he had hardly closed his eyes when an acorn falling on the tip of his nose, awoke him. “What a fool I wasl” he exclaimed, “tf a pumpkin had fallen on my nose, it would certainly have crushed my head. T now see that nature has arranged all things the best.” RAGHK, ARS TARLEM FRAGA ML, FRAME — AAR OO He TRIP AR, ACRE RHODA GS GA, Mh RAHRAS HER AA @ ee) FOB RAE BH at os A, AM Ro THAME RE, He oC OST GRABER A, URE Re a HRRBHEROSE.” MHD, HRT, RA, RRA TG LER TS HORA RE R .186-RRR AH, “Mii hh KH A REL, HROEBAAGCKE, MARRERO TARM GRRALREG.” A few years ago, there were a lot of hijackings on aeroplanes, so now people always search passengers and their luggage at airports before they let them get into an aeroplane, because they do not want then to take guns or bombs or other dangerous things on to the plane with them. Mr and Mrs Smith were singers, and they travelled a lot. Whenever they went by plane, people searched them and their luggage, of course. One day, Mr Smith came to the airport, and the men searched him and his luggage first. He was ready to get on the plane, Then Mrs Smith arrived. She was late and in a hurry, but the people searched her and her bag carefully, Then Mr Smith heard her laugh and say to the men happily, “Oh, that's very good! I've looked for those scis- sors for several days, and now you've found them for me! Thank you very much!" 3a. by HARARE TERMaes, LEG, CHLE SDMA, AL, EMBL WAR AREB de, eG TR, LS a HK, RARALMA HERI, KRERAPHARGR, OE K dh ilakit, RMAC Re, ARMS EAI BORE, TR, REMRAAN RH, BHA f Rate du ambeee, Reese | BM, BHR BMAARMH AT dub, He FGHERT QL, ELH A SRSA fa td de T ok ak 2A, REMALANAT He, RAMLAA RH: “RW. ABT AB HRAGHORTHES AT, MAGMA ARPT! Rae RAT” Etfectiye Proof, Mr and Mrs Scott moved to a small town, and they made arrangments at the local bank to open an account in both their names. But Mr Scott was a businessman and always worked during the times that the bank was open, HEHE eS$$ # so his wife was the one who usually went there when they needed money. Then one day Mr Scott had a vacation, so he went to the bank, but the bank teller didn't know him, and wasn't willing to give him any money until she was sure that he was really Mr Scott, She said politely, “I know Mrs Scott, but I don't know you yet. Could you please show me some- thing to prove that you are Mr. Scort?” Mr Scott looked into his wallet and found some pheto- graphs of his wife. He showed them to the teller, and she was satisfied and gave him his money. A Dak HAM ABREODAAL, BOBS ROR AA MANAGE ERTOAEA, MARLEEN AA, AGHATOMREEALA, FAMERMEH REESE SEGHBERARBD, An K, BAM REAR, FR KTR, TARO A RR, MARAE OAM EAA AER HH, BARE: RAR HAA, TARAURE. BRABBA LE -BA SARE AL RMA HE mh?” HAHALHAREOER, AM-BORTER iy Fa R ART4 ——____________—._ # A OCI PEE MRE, CARRE MCAT He, A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world, One evening, she was giving her small daugh- ter her tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child Said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well. Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, “When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam." Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, “Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?” AEGBA SEE EGKEAARREWABRE, DASE HLLARSARRH, RRL, WEB Ba Ge Le SHAAGKL, HABTH- HHA GH HHOE HE, HSM RAR AEH——_—________ # FAP MAME, HLELHE LeeLee. HEATH ELBOW, A Kh: “SRABEE LOHR, BE, RGAEDHHE, KHLRHHE, TALAARARHRLABAGHE,” REAR A ORART BB —O% 2a, RB ARB Ae th de ih “Goh RAARAESAMLEA RORY xB?" +What Did He Want. To See? Mr Miller had a shop in a big town. He sold ladies’ clothes, and he always had two or three shopgirls to help him. They were always young, because they were cheaper than older women, but none of them worked for him for very long, because they were young, and they did not meet many boys ina women's shop. Last month a pretty girl came to work for him. Her name. was Helen, and she was very good. After a few days, Mr Miller saw a young man come into the shop. He went straight to Helen, spoke to her for a few minutes and then went out of the shop again. Mr Miller was rather surprised, and when the young BRE, ABBRHAR WEEie ___ e man left, he went to Helen and said, “That young man didn't buy anything. What did he want to see?" Helen answered, “Me, at half past five.” KMAABRLA PLB CRRGE. GAME PHE KAM th, HERA REE, DHA GME LEE RADE, TA, MATE PAA KPDABEMA GEM, RAMEE, HADHASHEB PFRLAERG LAD, LDA, TRAE GHRA NM QALLH, MEWS, HA- RE R, MTA, RMAZAN-BEBIATAT OGRE, MRL T A, foths T LO CLAN TER, RMASMREE, SIGKT RRS, tits ied: “HAN AMAT RR HB, EPH OR?” tee Bi “AR, BRA EGA,” Mr Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I'm go- HAMAR AR TBing to go to the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got into the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat of f. Mr Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too. The other people in the carriage laughed. "Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?” they asked. “No,” Mr Jones answered, “but there's no name and no address in my hat, and there's a name and an address on the bag. Someone's going to find both of them near each other, and he's going to send me the bag and the hat.” BEES BRM ALA AR TL Rh ts Hh: “Ra RRKA ELE,” MELT RB ORR, PTALE, HKEBRLTALGAS. RHEEOET, AARP EES RE RARFRAPE RA, SRO FRRABT. : Rte MAD FG HH ae 27g, SMP OREORNHRAHEART RA, GH — de HaRRRAA PT BHfo HER HRAS TB BREE ORTRIRD? ” HH, “Kt,” RMALNS, “TRAGHTLELAM BUA BA, ROHGLHA, HRAARH TRH KG, MHS ALG T-HRGAPGRT.” A man ina bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself, Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible, What's the problem?” “My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000." “Gee, that’s tough,” he replied. “Then in July,” the friend continued, “my father died, Jeaving me $50,000.” “Woo. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.” “And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.” “Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.” “Then this month,” continued the friend, “nothing! eA BET? ARAEBCLARI-DORELAME HOSE, -38-