Kevin: "I don't speak Hitlernese." "Gosh diggity dangit." "What in the Kappa?

"
"What2heck?" "When the girl's butt is out of this world but the face is not and
you're like, DANG FLABBIT." "When you're me and can't talk to women so you're like,
DANG FLABBIT." "Cleyetoris."
Aaron: "Where the fuck is the mayonaise?" "I'm Kurt Cobain." "Is that a fat joke?"
"Where's my dad?" "-Autisic Screeching-" 'Dude do you know how to be quiet?'
"SORRY!" -dabs- "I respect that cuz I fuck mad bitches."
Jordan: "It was a scouting rocket." "Lag."
Werty: "Having sex on BDAY!" "I'm done!" "Rektimated." "Aliblaster."
Me: "What the fuck did Aaron do with the mayonaise?" "I know the ins and outs of
Akali." "I just farted and it smells like shit." "-Hang loose motion-" "Coo." "I
WAS LITERALLY CRYING" "OOOH RAH" "-flips off everything-" "STRIKES AGAIN" "Good
thing we have BRAINS"
Dankstr: "I'm uncomfortably high." "I just masturbated." "-Loses darius 1v1 to
Blake- -Quits life-"
Zach: "Well, I've had 2 dicks in my ass." "Triggered." "Can you guys stop making
fun of me? I'm diamond 4 in Uno."
Kyler: "I'm an army queer."
Ivan: 'It rhymes with ain' "....OH SO EZREAL!"
Jeremy: "I'd the fuck the shit out of Annie." "She said it was 'Too Big'." "I'm
gonna go take a shit, should I stream it on facebook?" 'Did you wipe?' "No, we save
money by not buying toilet paper." "-insert pizza question-" "-sends dick pic to
everyone- IT'S JUST THE TOP HALF"
Levi: "AHH AHH AHH"
William: "I have planetside aim." "How do snakes fuck?" "I have a small fetish for
asian men." "I was effectively paying ZERO attention!" "-stick walk/run-" "THE
SHITHOUSE POET" "The temptation for the sensation of aggravation without hesitation
on the plantation caused ejaculation" "Good thing we have BRAINS"
Nightblue: "This is busted."
Brandon: "Heavens to Betsie." "Nights of Columbus."
Blake: "I have VIP access to Coleman's butthole." "Navy Seal." "Yasuo's pointy
dick." "SPELL I CUP NIBBAAAAAAAAA"
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Jared: "I shit talk Coleman when I realize hard work pays off but that's too much
for me."
Kailey: "I'm a gross ass bitch who wants to get pregnant."
Juan: "Lowkey I'd go gay for those 2 saxophone players."
Aaron's Dad: ""