On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

the best player in the world me...pfff me

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

2 red cards
And your 1 La Liga trophy, 8 for me

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

3 jail birds
2 red cards
And a champion with his national team

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
Is he innocent or guilty?

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

5 bitten things
Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
And a lame haircut on Messi

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

A six pack twitching
5 bitten things
Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
And the statue that's frankly obscene

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

CR7 suuuuuing
A six pack twitching
5 bitten things
Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
And a fourth Ballon d'Or for me, High 5

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

8 free kicks a-missing
CR7 suuuuuing
A six pack twitching
5 bitten things
Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
And some ads for PES 16, Lame!

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

9 Busquets diving
8 free kicks a-missing
CR7 suuuuuing
A six pack twitching
5 bitten things
Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
And at half time my DVD, Lame!

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

10 monkeys limping
9 Busquets diving
8 free kicks a-missing
CR7 suuuuuing
A six pack twitching
5 bitten things
Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
And a transfer ban for your team

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

Undecima shining
10 monkeys limping
9 Busquets diving
8 free kicks a-missing
CR7 suuuuuing
A six pack twitching
5 bitten things
Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
And a trashed, crashed, smashed ferrari

On the 3rd day of Christmas El Clasico where you'll see

12 skills, show-boating
Undecima shining
10 monkeys limping
9 Busquets diving
8 free kicks a-missing
CR7 suuuuuing
A six pack twitching
5 bitten things
Val calling Benz
3 jail birds
2 red cards
and the winner of the pichichi
watch MSN vs BBC

Well, unless you're in the UK...then...

You can't watch cause it's not on TV, IDIOTS!!!