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BERTHE
still attractive ..-
LEADING PLAYER
stilt attractive. Charlenagne's nother ... Now living in
fhe country where she enjoys those .--
(sings)
SWEET SUMMER EVENINGS, SAPPEIRE SKIES
FEASTING HER BELLY
FEASTING BER EYES
SIMPLE JOYS HAVE A SIMPLE VOICE _
TT SAYS TIME'S LIVING'S PRIZE
AND WOULDN'T YOU
RATHER BE A LEFT-HANDED FLEA
CRAB ON A SLAB AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
A NEWT ON A ROOT OF A BANYAN TREE
oR A FIG ON A TWIG IN GALILEE :
GEAN A MAN WHO NEVER LEARNS HOW TO BE FREE
NOT TILL THE DAY
NOT TILL THE DAY
NOT TILL THE DAY
NO? TILL THE DAY HE DIES!
a NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
(HE exits, and as HE does PIPPIN
enters)
PIPPIN
Berthe .-.
Sa eee yubIé with her needlework)
Damn? i hate ne
@ PIPPIN
Berthe ..-
BERTHE
Yes ... ? What is it... ?
‘PIPPIN
it's me. Pippin.
BERTEE
Pippin ... Pippin... ? Pippin. Oh- Pippin, I can't
believe it.
{sx holds out her ams. PIPPIN
embraces her)
oh, how good it is to hold-you ... to hold you like I used
Co when you were a little boy. Remember, Pippin?
PIPPIN
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BERTEE
Oh Pippin, you look terrible. You need some fresh air .
some sun -.. and good food ...
(Then with a twinkle)
++. some frolicking ...
PIPPIN
Grandma, you haven't changed a bit.
BERTEE
But you have, Pippin. Now something is the matter ...
what have you been doing with yourself?
PIPPIN
I went to war, Grandma.
BERTHE
No wonder you look so terrible. Men and their wars.
Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't get
anything else up.
PIPPIN
Grandma, sometimes you really say shocking things.
BERTEE
I try my best. But Pippin, what's wrong?
PIPPIN
I don't know, Grandma. I feel empty and vacant ...
BERTEE
Empty and vacant? Now, Pippin. You listen to me ... you're
going to hear something very ...
(Indicating quotes)
"wise". Now don't take life so seriously. Just take
things as they come along. Don't do too mich planning, and
don't do too much thinking. How's that for wisdom so far?
PIPPIN
(Tentative)
Well frankly, Grandma, it sounds pretty dull ...
BERTEE
It'll sound better with music ... maestro ...
(sings)
WHEN YOU ARE AS OLD AS I, MY DEAR
AND I HOPE THAT YOU NEVER ARE
YOU WILL WOEFULLY WONDER WHY, MY DEAR
THROUGH YOUR CATARACTS AND CATARRE
YOU COULD SQUANDER AWAY OR SEQUESTER
A DROP OF A PRECIOUS YEAR
FOR WHEN YOUR BEST DAYS ARE YESTER
THE REST 'ER TWICE AS DEAR ...