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Disenchanted Evenings - A Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Survival Guide For Coping With The Male Species PDF
Disenchanted Evenings - A Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Survival Guide For Coping With The Male Species PDF
Disenchanted Evenings
A Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Survival Guide
for Coping with the Male Species
First Edition
Disenchanted Evenings
A Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Survival Guide
for Coping With the Male Species
First Edition
A Chance Press Book
Published by Universal Publishers/
www.uPUBLISH.com, USA 2000
ISBN: 1-58112-753-7
www.upublish.com/books/sude.htm
Foreword
I have no doubt that Divine Providence brought us together.
When Maria and I first met at a business briefing in January
1997, at the home of my former sister-in-law, somehow I just
knew we shared a common denominator.
It was on one of our journeys to Detroit that the idea for this
book was born. We had exchanged stories of our own, along
with stories we had heard from our girlfriends, of some frustrat-
ing and disappointing behaviors and other strange quirks of men
we had all either dated, married or divorced. It seemed as
though our friends had experienced many of the same trials and
tribulations that we had.
Finally, we hope that as you read the following pages that you
come to the same realization that we did: Men truly are from
Mars. May the essence of our Sisterhood serve to sustain us all
as we experience our wild ride on this beautiful, otherwise
serene planet of Venus.
Contents
Foreword
Part One:
In the Beginning ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 1
Part Two:
Getting to Know Men as They Really Are ~ ~ ~ ~ 7
Part Three:
A Peek Inside the “Good Old Boys’ Club” ~ ~ ~ ~ 29
Part Four:
The Riddles of the Male Species ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 49
Part Five:
Warning Labels and Survival Tips~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 67
Part Six:
Training Courses Available for Men ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 93
Part Seven:
Hope for the Future ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 99
Afterword
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Part One:
In the Beginning
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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But doesn’t
a rough draft
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal breakdown
“GUY”necology
“HIM”morrhoids
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Dise nchanted Evenings Disenchanted Evenin gs Disen chant ed Evenings
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
“What?” he said.
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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Part Two:
Getting to Know Men
as They Really Are
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
sense.
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Disenchante d E veni ngs Disencha nted Eve nings Disenchanted Evenings Disenchanted Evenings D isenchan ted Evenings Disen chanted Even ings Dis enc
them anywhere.
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
your hips.
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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Dise nchanted Evenings Disenchanted Evenin gs Disen chant ed Evenings
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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Disenchante d E veni ngs Disencha nted Eve nings Disenchanted Evenings Disenchanted Evenings D isenchan ted Evenings Disen chanted Even ings Dis enc
usually wrong.
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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get hard.
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
Bonds mature.
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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will last.
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
work it.
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
see you.
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Evenings Dis enchante d Eveni ngs Di se nchanted Even ings Disenchanted
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Disenchante d E veni ngs Disencha nted Eve nings Disenchanted Evenings Disenchanted Evenings D isenchan ted Evenings Disen chanted Even ings Dis enc
Gifted.
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
boyfriends.
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Part Three:
A Peek Inside the
“Good Old Boys’ Club”
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hanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Di senchanted Evenin gs Disenchanted Ev enings Disench anted Evening s Disenchanted Evenings Di senchanted
Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Part Four:
Riddles of the Male Species
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
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Parting Thought:
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Part Five:
Warning Labels and
Survival Tips
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or office.
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isn’t yours.
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
the trick.
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be expected to do ad nauseum.
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be his fault.
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well done!
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him to no end.
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one twice.
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them—because he cannot.
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Part Six:
Training Courses for Men
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
Introduction to Common
Household Objects,
Part I: The Mop
Refrigerator Forensics:
Identifying and Removing Half-Eaten
Objects
Trash Economics:
If It’s Empty, You Can Throw It Away
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Accepting Loss:
If The Milk Has Expired, It Must
Be Removed
Supermarket Purchasing:
Not Just for Women—and Not Just Beer
and Chips
Recycling 101:
Boxes That Electronics Came In
Advanced Recycling:
Styrofoam That Came in The Boxes
That Electronics Came In
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
Bathroom Etiquette,
Intermediate Level:
Let’s Wash Towels!
Philanthropy 101:
How to Donate All of Those Old Clothes
You’ve Been Keeping (and, for Heaven’s
Sake, wearing). Note: Must complete the
required introductory course: Retro, or
Just Plain Hideous?
Romance:
More Than Just a Cable Channel
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Disenchante d E veni ngs Disencha nted Eve nings Disenchanted Evenings Disenchanted Evenings D isenchan ted Evenings Disen chanted Even ings Dis enc
Advanced Dining:
Beyond Pizza Hut
Listening Skills:
Beyond Commercials and Half-time
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Part Seven:
Hope For the Future
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Disen chanted Evenings Disenchant ed Evenings Disen chanted Ev eni ng s Dis enc hanted Evenings Disenchanted Even ings Disen chante d E ve
Afterword
We hope you’ve enjoyed our special insights into the
world of men. In the interest of fairness to our male
friends, we are currently working on a sequel aimed
at women called “PMS Mornings.”