ino/Vocal No. 16 Marriage Tango NAVE! "I ean buncle the papers myself." cue: MARLENE: "No, Imean to bed." i i DAVE: iersa de BOE aos seca (ving mp MARLENE: "I dunno, Ya feel like?” DAVE: “Leould bundle tomorow.” Faster MARLENE: MARLENE: "Yeah?" TEN,“ Wait! gotta throw in the fabric softener! 3 _ DAVE: "Yeah!" ~ a Govin) =~ —~ (by Cm’ [J ‘0 ® Baye 1 tucked in both the boys, and I put a-way their toys, so to - ‘maintain strong accent on ' teiagar 3 . 7 5 Re . SN -143->iano/ Vocal Marriage Tango - 2 night I'l feel the joys of be-ing wed I put a-way each Smurf, and the foot-balls made of Nerf, so to - night this Dad-dy’s turf will be his bed! T cleaned up Leg - 0s and go - sil - las, Nin - ja ‘Tur - thes and God - zil - las, and one large ty = ran - no - saur-usiano/Vocal Marriage Tango - 3 2 2 a rex. Now who would have guessed, bat soon Til be un-dressed; I'm 2 ~ married, and I'm gon-na have sex! ZACHARY: BR] “Dad. Tyler threw up in bed!” (DAVE exits as. 2 MARLENE enters) (last time) 30 [MARLENE] ,, 2 I laid out their school clothes, and the — left-o-vers I froze, so Tm = 145-'iano/Yocal 2 Marriage Tango - 4 read-y to ex-pose my ach-ing bust. I walked the Saint Ber-nard, let the cat out in the yard; now watch Mom-my work real hard with lots of ~ T picked up Bat - man, Pez, and —~ Rangers, wolls,—_ and Twin-kies, GL. Joes - 146- Ee! lust. as, Slin-kies, Pow - er with mus - cles _that toiano/Vocal 4 Marriage Tango - 5 flex. Now who would have known, but soon Till hear me mean; Im Hine and I'm gon-na have sex! _ —~ < _~ (DAVE enters) Calmer, bt with a heat = 116 ———__ (s+). there was a time ss 54 Dave) cespressivo ten there was a time

iano/Vocal ‘A tempo {Wtartene pas- sion - 6 when deep. it's dark, ein AG ts Marriage Tango - 6 With passion a Oh, the heights we would climb; but ng Teme 2 usefully But not to-night! ‘The wy ‘Fea. TYLER: "Mom, I'm caught in the headboard!” e ee = ® (MARLENE exits) Aghia (groan) @euin), if ears in the ga-tage, omy Hi - ae ee eeeano/Vocal Marriage Tango - 7 o bi-do's grow-ing large, and soon I will dis-charge my man-ly = . pee : Z -149->iano/Vocal Marriage Tango - 8 ZACHARY: 1 cooked __~ "Dad, my lizard escaped!” (DAVID exits; MARLENE enters) 3 1 ~ 7 din-ner in the wok, I washed cy-'ry shirt and sock, so to - night I'm gon-na rock-'n-roll like Dav) 7 hell! = We played with Play-doh_and___Nin-ten-do, we watched 63 oy - 150- tee eee neeiano/Vocal Marriage Tango -9 the end, oh now it's time for fun—— that's rat- ed eos (arlene) We al-most did-n't make it, but soon we'll both be na-ked. — We're it Gio tg mar-ried,. % we're mar-ried,. ee Se. -151-riano/Vocal a Marriage Tango - 10 ,_ Build gradually e (Dave) ‘arene > and we're gonna have burn-ing, __yearn-ing, wheez-ing, squeezing, f ‘2With emphasis, f y gaud - y, naught-y, heaving, cleaving, good old - fashion TYLER/ZACHARY: (DAVE/MARLENE think for A tempo “Mom! Dad! The lizare!’s cating the guppies!" @moment. Then...) a 2A = ~_ ‘With abandon Sp pide) a Sex! APPLAUSE SEGUE -152-