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Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
practice makes perect but then nobody is perfect so wats the point of practicing?
why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted and the time of your life!
A man went to the wise man at the mountain and asked him,” Whats the piont of life?” and the wise old man said” I
homework is killing
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you dont have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!
no’one is perfect,
if all my friends decided to jump off a bridge…….i wuldnt…..i wuld be at the bottom waiting to catch them.
when life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
a man went to a wise man and asked him a question. the wise man said, ‘idk, ask a girl’!!!! hhahaha!
27. milly wrote on 6 December, 2007, 20:55
When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
when i speak with my eyes, i tell more than just one story.
You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
When life gives you a lemon… squeeze it in a water pistol and shoot someone between the eyes!
41. Tasha X wrote on 27 December, 2007, 14:38
Normal people use spoons. But, I am not normal. Although, I do find it hard to eat soup with my hands, a fork, or a
butterknife.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ];
Dream as you will live forever, live as you would die tomorrow!
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
52. Stretch #2 wrote on 21 January, 2008, 1:59
What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
if u think no one notices you and ur all alone, then try not paying the bills!!! hahaha
people want what they cant have and when they get it they dont want it anymore. practice makes perfect, but if no
When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacfully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.
jokes.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?
hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Happy Valentines! I know I am early but I have a lot of sexy people to text so Im getting the ugly f**krs outta the way
first! Lol
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
what does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
if wiseness was payable there would be no rich or poor. look at george bush or paris hilton for example.
69. Howzaaaaaa wrote on 27 February, 2008, 17:31
i told myself he loved me i told my heart i loved him backed, turns out he dumped me and wants everything
back!!!!
Dont cry ova him … move on and just remember that he was once urs and that will never change!
life moves on just takes awhile wen ur not with some one!!!
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!
you are just jealous because i act retarded and people still luv me. LoL
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same
mistake twice.
homework!
to learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers
punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?
80. friends wrote on 29 April, 2008, 22:00
BEST FRIENDS!!!!
Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.
If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??
my mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so i better take that one out of your hand…
Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…..
its better to give thaan to recieved, but the truth is its better to recieve and recieve and recieve…heheheh
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
121. sammie wrote on 9 October, 2008, 10:17
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
what do you do with some cheese that’s one year old?………you sing it happy birthday!!!
128. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:38
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
Video games are the only realities where we are anything but absolutely ordinary.
losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard
SO WHY STUDY?
xD