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Anonymous
ON THE IDOLATRY OF THE NINIVITES: AN
UNPLUBLISHED CRITIQUE IN THE ARCHIVES OF THE
AMERICAN JOURNAL OF SEMITIC LANGUAGES AND
LITERATURES
for going against the wishes of the deceased professor’s family. The author of the
unfinished obituary note has finally given us permission “to plagiarize” this lost
elegy, as he has dubbed our endeavor—which includes what are believed to be the
professor’s last, authentic Assyriological meditations—via our perfect
“republication,” but only under the condition that this disclaimer be made. It is
presented here in its original form, with certain emendations so as to not conflict
with the wishes of the family of the deceased, now also granting us permission to
publish this piece. –1904
1
No such assertion by the deceased professor has been verified by The American
Journal of Semitic Languages and Literatures.—1904
2 The American Journal of Semitic Languages and Literatures confirms that it
intended to publish a polished version of the findings because of the vital, revolutionary
philosophical musings on ancient polytheism and idolatry it furnishes. The findings were
rejected by the editors of the journal at the time on the grounds that its empirical
information was intermixed with metaphors and other “dangerous” manipulations of
language.—1904
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3 A chart explaining the thoughts of the departed: C1-A: seven-pointed star with gourd,
and C2-A: seven-pointed star with gourd; C1-B: a man holding either a seven- or eight-
pointed star (C1.i-B), and C2-B: a man holding seven-pointed star (C2.i-B). Thus the
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bearing in his hand the very coin that bears him. That is to say, C1 and C2 are
Pascalian in nature, together depicting man as being both outside and inside of
infinitely redoubling narratives. Man is fractilized in all directions. Man finds
himself nowhere because he can only see exact and self-similar echoes of himself
everywhere. Thus, C1 and C2 herald the birth pangs of man’s awareness of the
irresolvable problems of perspective and infinity, an awareness which is at the same
time a prerequisite for Newtonian geometry, founded on the idea that the
derivative of a dimensionless point is indeed not impossible, and that in fact a
Euclidean point is pregnant with an infinity of infinite sets of structures.
Many find this conclusion unprofessional, but that is because they do not
understand the conclusion. Judging from the craftsmanship, the C1 and C2 are
from ancient Nineveh. Their technological and ideological superiority over other
artifacts before them signal the arrival of one of man’s first collective recognitions of
Being which, as religious history has shown, brought mankind out of his primitive
state of pagan idolatry. Furthermore, while I do not deny that the coins are
counterfeit pieces of money, they were nevertheless most certainly accepted and well-
circulated forms of currency in their time. And so, C1 and C2 also mark the
moment that man understood both that all of money is counterfeit by nature and
that all of nature is itself a counterfeit. In short, C1 and C2 prove…4
[The deceased professor] believes that the ambiguity of the
seven- or eight-sidedness of C1.i-B is the work of chance—when it is
in truth a manifesto. He anachronistically thinks the coins are a take
on Cervantes: just as the characters of Part 2 of Don Quixote hold in
man holds the coin that holds the man that holds the coin, and so on ad infinitum.—
1904
4 At the request of [the deceased professor’s] family, the author’s conclusions have been
omitted.—1904
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their hands Part 1 of the same fiction held is also in the reader’s
hands—thus bringing the true world of the reader into the author’s
fiction, and vice versa—so too, the coins C1&2 that I hold in my
hands are the same ones inside of the coins, C1.i&2.i-B. Therefore, for
[the deceased professor] the world is but an image.
But [the deceased professor] erroneous conflates the act of
idolizing with the act of idolatry. Idolizing, the seminal act of
paganism prior to the counterfeit coins, is not the conflation of image
with Being. On the contrary, it is the willful representation of what is
known to have no visible referent. Thus, the Ninevites’ earth-crafted
gods are the humble admission that man is but a flickering spark on
the surface of the raging Sun, mementos of the idol’s failure to
contain the uncontainable within understanding. The gender case in
some modern tongues faintly preserves this mythological take on
representation from times past. Its removal in modern language
systems is a symptom of our idolatry: that is, the puzzling belief that
representation is co-extensive with the represented, and the puzzling
belief that man’s eyes can pierce beyond the curtains of appearance.
The Abrahamic tradition’s refusal to represent Being is the post-
pagan attempt to trap an ocean in a river by believing it can know the
unknowable by naming it the unnamable. Such ideas are dangerous,
for they lead man to forget that the value of naming is the value of a
compass amidst an infinite ocean: in such pilgrimages, the only point
of orientation is the compass entrenched in the pilgrim’s hands.