Boom!

i'd slapeth thee but

I would love to insult
yond wouldst beest you, but I’m afraid I
won’t do as well as
animal berattle nature did

If I were a bird, you'd I’d slap you but that’d be

be the first person i’d animal abuse
poop on.

t h y v i s age
l o o k s l i keth
t
h t o n f i reth
h a t h caug h t ried
I WOULDST eone h a t
an d s o m th a
LOVETH TO to u t w i
o p u t t e t h ther took
FIG THEE , t I hear d y o u r m o
ow and you
h a m m' r you to a d o g s h
BUT I'M won
I hath heard thy mothe
AFRAID I r
tooketh thee to a dog
WONNETH'T
showeth and thee If 't be true i w're a
DOTH AS
wonneth bird, thee'd beest
WELL AS
NATURE It looks like your face
caught on fire
the first i p'rson i'd
and someone tried to
DIDST a ha m m er .
put it out with poop on