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5. One Hundred Easy Ways to Lose a Man
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Cue: RUTH: Get Ruth Sherwood's nev best-seller,
‘One Hundred Easy Ways to Lose a Man.
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way to lose a man, A splen-did way to lose a man._ Just throw your
kmow-ledge in his face, Hell nev-er try for sec-ond base.
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Ins a rotten egg” and race
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“To whom Tgive my heart.” ~ You see,
with the use ofthe preposition "to," “who”
becomes the indirect object, making the use of
whom” imperative; which { ean easily
show you by drawing a simple chart.”
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~ Applause Segue