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by Brian J. Dale
briandale.bd@gmail.com
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TABLE OF MALCONTENTS
no more tigers : 6
jericho jones : 7
split the 50 : 11
event horizon : 14
carny : 19
unthinking matter : 21
simple inch : 22
unlucky shirt : 26
pervert crutches : 31
status cloud : 33
a happier evil : 35
tombstones of venom : 37
eclectic caesars : 38
mean zinger : 42
prince inert : 43
trauma moms : 46
nowadaze : 48
speaking south : 50
thunder boots : 51
tunnel logic : 52
may pole : 53
to me : 59
number one : 62
no-thing : 63
trenchcoat nirvanas : 65
must : 68
sometimes i : 74
loaded : 77
clobber : 78
tastee knotsense : 81
b a l m : 83
tv-speed frenzy : 85
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6
no more tigers
no more tigers
left at willy's house
all the strange-aroos have gone to bed
grew my cactus
underneath the preacher's chair
snuck a drunk mouse home in my pocket
full of stagger-zines
and will-I-be's
slo-mo calamity
of self-pity
no more tigers
no more tigers
tyger tyger
burning bright
7
jericho jones
tries to hide
barks and bites
camouflages
secret disease
...crows!
...damn these crows!
mossy mama
phony apron
lunar lawn
of latin labor
wake disease
creek me again
owlface weary
griteye yearning
dance skin wet
wild step
forget
8
ladder amped
on shed antics
&
whatever else
the boundary bastards
whisper w/their cash
scarecrow smoke
slow to sizzle
bottled fire
exclaiming flames
empty spent
&
gypsy dry
i need a drink
right on
roll on
don't be
left behind
buried in blankets
unanswered
gin-flavored questions
smoke-haunted factory dramas
10
split the 50
yeah,
i once split the 50
on 33rd avenue
by the hydrant
junkie's shadow
baking
barking
fake dogs asleep
in some
dream saloon
stained panelling
channeling burroughs
another moreperfect
dismal otherday
so i split the 50
w/blood in my mouth
last thing i remember
on 33rd avenue
i'll engross
the open spoken
waltz matilda
thru power lines
philandering masters
wreak streaks
alabasters
glamouring pastors
detracting from hammers
alone,
the truth stammers...
we say to go
they say to stop
we say to rise
and still they
do drop
how much do
can a do drop drop
if a do drop could drop do?
yammering stanzas
of panda meat cameras
posting on profile
wide mile of smile
straight pile of wile
their child: wild
13
*sigh*
event horizon
where in this
is
the point of no return?
but then...
w/gradual grace grows
+ starts to illume the space
then
teases + hints
become
cues + changes
the scene rearranges
but when
exactly
did it become
day?
& who
or what
can certainly
say?
16
a royal disarrangement
that i could surf
to egotastic glory
sanity swallowed
sinks in sadness
i guess
somewhere
down the line
i learned that
being free
+ alive
+ growing
requires a clear mind
The Organization
to succeed as a
creative force
(as an experiment
w/clear bounds &
forethought)
it yielded bushels
of
paranoid nonsense
it also opened
new angles
on old myths
that us outlaws
like to call
our own
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it opened up
&
showed me it's
inner
clockwork
gyre
another innovation
diseased by corruption
in the hands of
the profane
look...
carny
demented decorated
spin-art storms
carnivalesque
bulesque
drama queen drag
rollercoaster tornado
whizzing whirring whimsy
booth-burning, cookie-tossing
tilt-a-whirl fandango
remembered my body
& the now
& what a true chameleon
The Next Moment is.
unthinking matter
dying
hastily,
poisoned
& numb
w/wipe-outs
& you
satellites
of never
invade
their skulls
north american
habits & dramas
bring panic & shock
drizzling dozing
from kazoo
damage
cheese-type
tasty dosages
genius makes
sparxxx
of larks
supplanting mortgages
smashing illusions
of their
yesterhaze
swiftness
...bliss
22
simple inch
illusionary cascades
cause
burning eyes
cleaning again
(in secret)
the master's syllabus
misdirected by avarice,
& oh-so-moist with want
campfires whisper
of mall tricks:
they are taught
to your sponges
for free
the unknown
is somehow
stuck inside
i get it:
you're trampled
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but
if your zeal tends towards
the prophetic
or
the incendiary
monks of confusion
fight
monks of delusion
in the center
a stringed instrument
cries melodic tears
hides clocks
in flowers
puts helmets
on infants
steam clouds
or incense
or fire smoke
surrounds
saccharine sirens
becon from
industry rocks
towards sleep
a comfy afterlife
of pillows & dreams
& chains of desire
unlucky shirt
painted tepid
as
an unruly backyard
catatonic, sordid
stoked on vigor
& total
& kewl
traffic wheels
cavort
stupid
insipid, slow:
digital ants
heartless so
from
piano
syntax
illuminati gibberish
&
raw spangled shock
dungarees rage
with
electro-magnets
of great size
sinister, yes
-silent too
27
jazz soup
hidden in your
narco-tobacco
a maze of
lonesomes
& twins
a system
of levers
&
scholars
cowering
asthmatic temples
become paralyzed
disciples indignant
distract the
true spartan
blunt force
demotivates,
trumps jokers
our shadows
thieve mundane
like
sacred cement vixens
their oracles
are flightless & limp:
dim & dumb
S is for "STAR"
but also
S is for "SKY"
(because stars need skies to be)
F is for "FACE"
the dew-eyed mamajamma of
dairycow madonna shoemagnet angst
B is for "BARNYARD"
leaning postboards
describe agri-hell:
receptacles of yestervegas
articulate boneheads
thrash
threshhold precipitates
glean barely the
wavering bonanza
sleekbananatugboatmotherfuckccers
wrong tests
the limits of
digital scale-age
we're redoing
done tests that failed
30
PS:
changing the changing nature of change
will change the changer....
31
pervert crutches
rotting
our calendars
from inside
a smiling skull
forgotten
encoding damage
copied into
the lifeline
insidious
rotting
our calendars
from inside
a smiling skull
forgotten
forgotten
33
status cloud
love freedom?
fucking
voices sleep
labor laughing
forth
mouse wink
dreamed
begin nope:
closet feline
rodent taste
you've giant!
pascal prefers;
finally wonders
(chompeth)
..listen alot..
drinking cowmouse:
hidden, 3-headed
sunset muertos
gentle dexter mind
learned, intelligent
turkey
life : books.
a happier evil
non-believers record
profane neighbor lust,
:a happier evil
36
eardrum remedies
make
felony promises:
ignore their employed dangers
intoxication fences
ink our fascination,
spike depositions grimly
with maudlin gauntlets
37
tombstones of venom
look up to begin
look back to the first
38
eclectic caesars
eclectic caesars
bring
raptor raptures
they'll take it
the wrong way
every time
tramp commandos
& their trash battalions
tirade in sign language
& forget their homes
the jester
just snores
39
i will not
old me
will still
be me
and if
(i hope not)
you do find me
doing these things
please
(please!)
kill me dead
right there
40
i don't
care how
i'm a leaper
not a limper
i'm a laugher
not a crier
i am alive:
all alive
& that way
is death
warmed-over
*click*
41
beneath
the receiver
shouts the
destructive eccentric
an ascending
welfare decays
an incompetent prosecutes
the
staring innocence
conductive bounces
of daily genetics
overwhelm outcries
your
climbing cleaner
stares
at begonias
with
introspective whim
mean zinger
mean zinger
malinger
looms
like
mandrake
tendrils
cracked
tracked
fervent
& wooden
squelch believe:
sliiiiiiiiiiide
lava templates
pasting
as vacant drivers
forget
bang!
scrape sevens
traipsing as
visions tribal
vamps suffocate +
forget accidents
slade privacy
sharpens briars
college tricks
are lip silence
43
prince inert
prince inert
not above
just isolated
transient creation
quite intangible
fungus
strangles
striving
frustrates
organism
byzantine
symbol voodoo:
a conduit
over-abundant
love is the
mouth-sound
a pageant
of identity
seeping strangely
broken models limp
- you missed it
feelings connect
thru
wizard canals
telescopes uncanny
are just yours
not dressed
partly
is that
the cavern?
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so you finally
found me...
that's OK -
don't apologize,
i'm used to it...
can i return
if i wanted to?
there's no need
for those devices:
i'll go willingly,
i'm worn out
from the effort
of invisibility
[i could've
killed
them all,
but even
pursuers
are company]
if nothing else,
i've been curious
if it would turn out
as the eyes spoke it
by the way...
that agent behind
[trying to sneak]
would be jello
if this
wasn't fun
for me
whole +
stronger
stranger,
full of
danger
i gave up then +
decided to become
your beast
trauma moms
amplified
trigger-happy
trauma moms
soaking their
trembling gazebos
with
pasty fog regrets
testifying
with mouthy glee
chasing our future away
w/scarecrows of thunder
don't tell me
what i'll get over
and when
i'd cry
but i
hardly exist
anymore
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nowadaze
always crashing
chasing never
trashing friendlies
droids are smiling
just
keep attacking
keep attacking
waking sandstorms
faking windows
lie tomorrow
fake dilemmas
sleeping angry
always hungry
seldom winning
human strays
yester-never
nowadaze
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memories:
the edge
of yesterdaze
poking
into tooday
sharp
ones sting
bright
ones laugh
years
worth of
tears
suddenly
appears
when i remember
i slip the timesteam
...remember when?
50
speaking south
my southern drawl?
whatever are y'all
talking about?
a southern freak
i roll my speak
off my tongue
like it was sung
plantation
mentations
historic
lamentations
the heat
in my throat
voice-fucks
the note
a confederate
quote
that on truth
does dote.....
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thunder boots
droplets of prophets
massaging the space-time
the wisdom of rockets
we rhyme
clandestine
special pedestrian
a horn-horse equestrian
damage regression
you swallow your fears
sealed w/tears
+ built for years
tunnel logic
truth is true
+ lies are not
don't try to be
what you are not
all of it
a power game
you let them win
when you're the same
may pole
alabama giraffes
androgynous + drunk
arson cuties
w/their usual
assassin pets
bacon bras
slathered on
breaded weirdos
someone laughed
+ said:
"big emotions
are not evidence..."
>bump bump<
goes the
cartoon nudity
*giggle*
54
chewing sandpaper
gypsy sandwiches
swallowing w/spit
the rubber biscuits
uh-oh!
can't make it back
to the ditch-base
gonna have to
meld into
the hedgerow forts
- burrowed out of
boundaries
i was white
and only kinda poor
come in at dark
just to get flashlites
(you don't)
(you can't)
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like rabid
the foxtail
and jailbait
the sister
tramples
pathetic
the
way
to
no
i'd laugh
as you sleepwalk
in this snorefest
i'd laugh
at your sleepwalk
..if i could
you
ding-dong
wig-wam
doo-dah
hoo-hah
souls...
keep
crashing montana
derailing atlanta
your
jizzbot
geriatric
day-dreams
i knew
it was donewhen
cleanfaced entwhistle dudes
57
got behind
the pulpit
with glee
of sly
their
blank
hearts
made
of
stone
[drones]
58
keyhole
jazz-bitten
rigamarole
drifts
clam-style
from
humid collapse
of
deciduous lust
apple magnetic
asshole-screen
rotundas
stole
my
willy wonka
dust statues
klepto bootface
jiggled
my
toilet's
voodoo claptrap
into
retort stanzas
clever
trembling brigades
of
spasm memory
eject merrily
the
octopoid refuse
of
never
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to me
like tears
that threaten to drown
your dreams in failure
drag you down
to worst pasts
also foggy
& you're sick
alone
& you can
hardly remember
ever being found
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i LOL
u BRB
but IRL
will never B
why can't
i find
the "any" key?
when 2 R 1
that's less than three
<3
WYSIWYG
but all
we have
is internet
i LOL
u BRB
but IRL
will never B
why can't
i find
the "any" key?
when 2 R 1
that's less than three
<3
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this
sibilant machine
of liquid metal
like
a lizard diamond
a smoke pagoda
i'm not
your robot
now ends
your dynasty
a moist weapon
in the
hidden face
of night
no longer
divine
we must
spill blood
its eyes
of shine
see into you
and you
cannot
hide
anymore
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number one
looming clouds
don't always rain
booming louds
increase the pain
explosive errors
scorch our smiles
extensive terrors
wreck our styles
looking out
for number one
you win the race
but have no fun
grooming shrouds
ignoring wife
dooming crowds
to after-life
expensive eager
hard to please
depressive beavers
chewing trees
i am fine
with number two
i get to finish
then i'm through
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no-thing
* POINT
* ANOTHER POINT
* NEXT POINT
For instance:
does Jenni have 3 apples?
Yes - she has 3 apples.
it's primacy
lets it dodge
all category
(by definition)
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trenchcoat nirvanas
dank dappled
+ damp romantic
tragic + comic
drink pina coladas
dramas
+ traumas
w/out semi-commas
dreams
w/out seems
nor trenchcoat nirvanas
monitor madness
trumps
salvador gladness
i understand sarcasm
doesn't mean malice
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some sort of
cloaking device
in the arcane shields
thank you
67
must
grabbing grasping
choking hope
squeezing clinging
cannot cope
chasing racing
nowhere fast
you can't escape
the past you thrashed
screaming crying
rant & rave
with all you've spent
what's left to save?
cause damage
leave statements to politicians
and
trust is gold
if you'll be fucking quiet
for just one moment
everything else
has been tried
& has failed
i hear distress
& run closer to help
she's female
& young
& struggling to escape furiously
"it hurts!"
she cries
& resumes struggling
i try to pry
her fingers loose
she looks at me
and sighs, drained
i point again
to her own hand
holding the rope
holding her neck
holding herself ransom
i say
"you're doing it to yourself"
"and you can stop"
tortures, traps
& sacrificial lambs
gritty greasy squirming
sometimes i
well, alright
i'm dead
and i fucking did the wrong thing
if only
1
of you
soulless motherfuckers
had asked
sincerely
but OK
we made this deal
long ago
problem is
you didn't know what you traded
for nothing & hatred
loaded
where can i go
w/out the ugly price of blindness?
i remember observing
but some vague slice
of the core
jumps behind me
before i get too close
if i really try
i can see my back
on the horizon
clobber
striving to clobber
or hear at last
the words of tuneless song
in surfaces, seeds & globes
tastee kn0tsense
KICK - yes,
kick + kick again
the g00ey heads
0f ketchup a1iens
their infant n0ggins
swaying
in the tree'z
breeze
amb1e then,
numb1y + amp1y
then,
d0ne!
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& broken down from training all the stamp mines we reflect
"it's sad", he said congealed all to hell & silly
b a l m
we sure tried & then did hop with Jehosaphat bleating his
napalm abandon about wrenches that gleam with the crusty,
the ones left outside for the neighborhood squirrels to
build their armada
they wheel around & search like limp for the catchpan & the
sequoia ballglove, but of these their sheriff could only
wanna piss like junior & always in that tone of smell
these thoughts-
no longer will they
merely prowl
like ragged jaguars
try to slice
the meat of meaning
in two
for mute history's page
-explosions!
-exclamations!
tv-speed frenzy
i'm gearing up
for a tv-speed frenzy
my limping life's
gonna rip through the finish line
at the numbing speed of media hype
i'm hyped
i'm worldly-wise
and famous
...
i'm dead
.
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Death
always gets
the last word
.