Oheanna
Davip Mamet(CHARACTERS
‘camo A woman of twenty
JOUN A man in his Forties
‘The play takes place jn John's oie
ONE
JOHN is talking om the phowe. CAROL i sited aos the
dese fom hi
JOHN (om phone: And what about the land. (Pause)
‘The land. And what about the Land? (Pause)
‘What about i@? (Pause) No, I don’t understand,
Well, yes, Pm f no, I'm sue is signif
Tm sure it's significant. (Paws) Bese i's
significant to mmmmmm did you cll etry?
(Pause) Because -..1n0, 30, n0, 0, 0. What did
they sty... ? Did you speak to the ra esate
where isshe...? Well, well al right. Where
are her notes? Where ate the notes we t00k with
hher. (Pans) I thought you were? No. No, I'm.
sony, I didn’t mean chat, Ljust thought that [saw
you, when we were there... what... ? 1
‘thought I saw you with a pendl. WHY NOW?
is what Pm soy ... well that’s why I say “call,
Jerry." Well I can’t right now, be no, I did
oommamanyschedule any... Grace: {dit «Pn well
aware ... Look: Look. Did you call Jerry? Will
you call Jerry... ? Because eat now Tl be
there, Lm sue F'l be there in fifeen, in twenty.
intend to. No, we aren't going to love the, we
area’ going to lose the house. Look: Look, I'm
‘not minimizing it. The “easement.” Did she sy
“easement? (Pause) What did she sey; iit 8
“term of at" ate we bound by it... Tm sorey
+ (Pans) are: we: yes. Bound by... Look: (He
‘heks his watch.) before the other side goes home,
allright? “a crm of ar. Because: that's right
(Pause) The yard forthe boy. Well, that’s the
‘whole ... Look: I'm going to meet you here
(He ches his watch.) Is the realtor there? All
‘ight, tell her co show you the basement agai
Look atthe tis because... Bec... 'm leaving
in, I'm leaving in ten or fifeen . Yes, No, no,
Tl meet you at the new... That's a good. Ifhe
thinks is nece «you tell Jerry to meet. All
right? We arent going to lose the deposit. All
right? I'm sureit's going robe ... (Pause) hope
40, (Pause) I love you, too. (Pause) Love you,
00. Assoon as... [will
(He hangs up.) (He bends over the desk and
sakes a note) (He los up) (To canor) Um
sony
‘canot: (Paws) What isa term of at”?
JOHN: (Pause) Tm sory... ?
‘cawot: (Pause) What i “term of at
tr
Jot: Is that what you want to talk about?
canoe: total about... ?
son: Let's take the mysticism out of i shall we?
‘Caro? (Pause) Don’t you think? I'l tell you:
‘when you have some “thing.” Which must be
broached. (Pause) Don't you think... ? (Pas)
canon: ... don't I think . 2
s0uN: Min?
feanou: «did
yout wha?
eanou: Did... did 1
did T sy something
youn: (Pause) No. 'm sony. No. You're right, mm
very sory. I'm somewhat rished. As you see,
Fm sorry. You're right. (Pawe) What isa “term
‘fart? Ieseems to mean a tem, which has come,
through its wse, co mean something more specie
than the words would, to someone no axgusined
with them... indicate, That, Lbelieve, is what
2 “term of at,” wold mean. (Pause)
‘cano1: You don’t know what it means... ?
on; Tm not sure that know what it means. I's one
‘of those things, pethaps you've had them, that,you look them up, or have someone explain
them yo, and you say “hs," an, you m=
Batly forget what
cant: You don't do that
Jom Te?
canot: You don't do
ome. don’, what
ceanor: = for
ons «1 don for
01: forget thins? Everybody docs that
ceanot: No, they don’.
sor ‘They don't
cot: No,
Jon: (Pause) No, Everybody docs that
cannot: Why would they do tht?
sor: Because I don’t know. Because it does in-
terest them.
‘eanor: No,
4JoU: [think so, chough. (Pause 'm sory that Las
dlistéated,
‘canot: You don’t have to say thit to me,
oH: You paid me the compliment, or the “obei-
sance”—all right—of coming in here . . All
right, Cao. find that Cam ata stands, Tine
hae T
ceawou: --- what
Jon: ... one moment. In regard to your... 0
your
‘canot: Ob, ob. You're buying a new house!
Jon: No, let's get on with i
get on"? (Pause)
JouN: I know how . . . believe me. I know how
1 « potentlly humiliating these... U have no
desire to... Thave no desire other than to help
you. But: (He picks up some papers on his desk.) 1
‘won't even say “but” I say that as I go back
cover the
‘canoe: I'm just, Fm just eying to
JOHN: no, i will not doEE EES'S SS
ccawor: what? What will
sot; No, Tsee, see what you, it. (He gestaes 0
the papers) bet your work -
Ccawon: Hm just: [icin cass 1... (She holds wp he
notebook) L take notes -
om (simultaneously with “notes”: Yes. L understand.
‘What Iam tying to tll you is that some, some
basic
‘canon «1
Jom: . one moment: some basic missed com-
‘eanot; Pn doing what I'm told, I bought your book,
Tread your
sou: No, Tim sure you.
ccanot: No, no, no, Tim doing what I'm told, Tes
ified for me. Ws dif
JOHN: but
Ceaou: I don’t... lot ofthe Layguage
Jon: «please
ccanou: The language, the “things” that you say
Jon: I'm sorry. No, I don't think that that’s er,
‘eanot: Iti tue, 1
JOHN: T think
‘eanou: eis ee
gon.
‘eao1: Why would 1... ?
Jou: [ell you why: you're an incredibly bright
si
exon
JOHN: You're an incredibly... you have no problem
‘with the... Who's kidding who?
sou: No. No. I'l tell you why. 1 tell
you're angry,
ink
ceapol: why would 1
JOHN: wait one moment.
‘eanot: Tei true, Ihave problems
Jour: everyceanot: «come from a dierent sal
Jomm:.ev
anor 8 diferent economic
som: Lok
‘canot: No. I: when Tce to this chook
son: Yes. Quite... (Pau)
anol: does that mean nothing
JOHN: but look: ook
canons.
Jou: (Picks up paper.) Flere: Please: Sit down. (Pause)
Sit down, (Resim hr paper) “I hi that he
ideas contained i this work express the authors
feeling in away that he intended, bated on hie
results” What can that mean? Do you sce?
what
‘canons I, the bos that
Jou: I'm saying, that perhaps this course
‘caou: No, no, no, you can
you can't... I have
JOHN: how
RE EEIONSC=~CT—“OU
ceanon: -. Uhave to pass it
sont Caro,
canon: Ihave to pas this course, I.
sou: Well,
carol: «don't you
some: Bither the
ceanou: 1
JOU: .. either the, I. ether the atria forjudging
progress in the elas are
‘eano1: No, no, no, no, 1 have to pas it
sous: Now, look: I'm a human being, 1
‘canot: [did what you told me. Id, Laid everything
that, I ead your book, you told me to buy your
book and read it. Everything you say 1... (She
gestures 1 her notebook.) (The phone rings.) Udo.
| By.
JOHN: «Took:
‘caro: everything I'm told
jour: Look. Look, I'm not your father, (Pane)‘canon: What?
sows I'm,
‘eanot: Did Esay you were my father?
sor:
ccanor: Why did you say that. ?
son: 1
ccawou: why
JOHN: «im class I. (Ee picks np the phone) (Into
‘phone) Hello. {can’t talk now. Jey? Yeo 1
Under... can'ttak now. Tknow... know
‘erry. [can't alt now. Yes, I, Call me back
“Thank you, (He hangs up.) (To caxot)
‘What do you want me to do? We are two peo-
ple, all right? Both of whom have subsctibed
‘canon: No, no
JOHN: certain abitary
‘canou: No. You have to help me
sou: Certain institutional... you tell me what you
‘want me todo, ... You tell me what you want
I ST’™OT “SS
‘anor: How can I go back and tll them the graies
‘hue t
sonw: what can Co. 7
‘eanor: Tesh me, Teach
JOHN: 'm trying eo teach you.
| ccanot: I read your book. 1 read it, T don't wn
der
JOHN: you don’t understand it
ccanot: No,
ome: Wel, peshaps i's not well writen
‘canon. (simultaneously with “writen”: No. No, No.1
want co understand it.
sone: What don’t you understand? (Pats)
‘eanou: Any of it What you're tying to say. When
you tale about
JOHN: yee. (She consult er notes)
‘canot: “Viewal warchousing of the young”
Jon: “Viral warehousing of the young.” If we
imtifcaly prolong adolescence‘anol: .., and about “The Curse of Modem Edica~
tion”
sons «well
ccaor: T don’t
{oHN: Look, I's just 3 cou, i’ just a Book, it’s just
ccanot: No, No. There are people out there. People
‘who eatne here. To know something they didn’t
Iewow. Who came here. To be hiped. To be
Inped, So someone would help them. To do
something. To know something, To get, what do
they siy? “To get om in the world.” How can I
ddo that iT done 1 fil? Buc T don’t understand.
[don’t understand, I don't understand what any=
thing meas. and T walk around, From mom
‘ng "tl night: with this one thought in my head.
Vn stupid.
Jon: No one thinks you're stupid
ceanou: No? What am 1.7
yon: 1
canon: «what am, then?
Jott: I think you're angry. Many people ae. U have
12 felepone call chat Lave to make. And an ap-
!
ointment, which is rather pressing thovagh Lsym=
pathize with your concerns and though I wish I
hnad the ime, chis was nota previously scheduled
neeting and T
ccanot: ... you think Pm nothing.
JOHN: ... have an appointment with a walor, and
‘with my wife and
ceanot: You think cat I'm stupid
son: No. I ceranly don’
ceaxot: You sid it
oun: No. I id not
canon: You did
sony: When?
‘camor: you
4Joun: No. I never did, or never would sy that to 2
sodent, and .-
ccawot: You suid, “What can that mean?” (Pause)
(Pause)
Jou: .. and what did that mean to you... ?‘canou: ‘That mesne P'm stupid. And I'll never ear.
"That's what that meant, And you're right
youn: 1.
‘cawot: Bue then. But then, what am 1 doing
here. «=?
yon: iF you thought that L
ccanot: .. when nobody wants me, and
Jou: if you interpreted
canon: Nobody tll; me anything. And 1 sit there
in the omer. In the bak, And everybody's
talking about “thie” all the time. And “con
cepts,” and “precepts” and, and, and, and, and,
WHAT INTHE WORLD ARE YOU TALK:
ING ABOUT? And [read your book, And they”
said, “Fine, go in that clas.” Because you talked.
about responsibility to the young. | DON'T
KNOW WHAT IT MEANS AND I'M FAIL~
ING
som: May
‘canou: No, you'te right. "Ob, hell.” I fifed, Flank
‘me out oft e's garbage. Bverything I do. “The
ideas contained inthis work express the author's
feeling.” Thats tight. That's right. I know I'm
stupid I know what Tam. (Pause) I know what
SSS
1 am, Professor. You don’t have to tell me,
{Passe} I's pathetic. ln’ 2
JOHN: Aha... (Pause) Sit down. Sit down, Please.
(Pause) Please sit down.
ccanou: Why?
J0UN: Lwant to tlk to you,
ccanox: Why?
son: Just sit down, (Paws) Please, Sit down, Will
you, please... ? (Pause. She dee 50.) Thank you.
exvou: What
owe: Tyan 10 ell you something
eanot: (Poe) What?
sor: Wal know what you're talking about
canon: No. You dan’
son tink 1 do, (Pas)
canon: How can you?
Jor I tell you a stony about myselE. Pae) Do
you mind? (Paw) Twas raised to think myself
stupid. That's what I want to ell you. (Pause)ccanot: What do you mean?
yor: Just what [said I was brought up, and my
atliest, and moet persistent memories are of
boeing told chat T was stupid. “You have such
Intelligence, Why mast you behave so stupidly?
Or, “Can't you understand? Can't you under
stand? And Tcould not understand, T could not
sundentand,
‘eanou: What?
sot: The simples problem. Was beyond me. It was
a mystery.
ccanot: What was a mystery?
jon: How people lear, How Fcould lear. Which
is what I've been speaking of in class, And of
‘oune you can't heat it. Carol. OF coune you
can’t, (Pause) I used to speak of “teal people,”
land wonder what the rl people did. The wal
‘people. Who were they? They were the people
‘other than myself The good people. The capable
people. The people who could do the things, 1
could not do: leam, sudy, retain. «all that
_gathage—which is what T have been taking of in
‘las, and thats exactly what I have been talking
fof HF you are told .. . . Listen eo this. Ifthe
‘young child i told he cannot understand, Then
he takes it ata desiption of himself. What am T?
ara that which an not understand. And saw you
Se
cur ther, when we were peaking ofthe cone
cepts of... une
‘eanot: Tcan't understand any of them.
Jou: Well, then, tha’s my fault. That's not your
| fault, And that is not verbiage. That's what I
fimaly bold to be dhe truth. And Lam sorry, and
| owe you an apology.
| canon: why?
JOHN: And I suppose that Ihave had some things on
‘my mind. ... We'e buying a hou, and
cor: Repl itt you wee sup?
yom Yes
catou: When?
{01m Ll you we, Through my Ia my
hldoods sn pp hey sped Bu
‘heard chem continue. sd “t
| eanot: And what did they sy?
Jou: They sid Iwas incompetent, Do you see? And
‘when I'm tested the the, the fein of my youth
stout the se tof ming come up, And 1
recome, I feel “unworthy,” and "unpre
pared.” meYOUN: «eh?
‘canon: «yes
sore: And I feel that I must fi. (Paws)
‘ano: ... but then you do fl, (Pause) You have to.
(Pauee) Don't you?
Jom: A pilot, Flying a plane, The pilot is ying the
plane. He thinks: Ob, my Gad, my mind's been
diting! Oh, my God! What kind of a cursed
Jmibecle am I, that with this so precious cargo
(of Lif in my charge, would alow my atention
to wander, Why was I born? How deluded are
‘those who put their east in me, ... et cetera, 0
‘on, and he crashes the plane.
‘eanou: (Pause) He could just.
son: That's right.
‘earou: He could wy:
some: My attention wandered for a moment
‘earot uh hub
sors: Uhad a though did not like ... but now:
‘eaRoL: but now it's.
son: Tha’s what I'm eling you. I's time to put my
tention... see: its not: this is what f learned
is Not Magic, Yes. Yes. You. You are going to
be flightened, When faced with what may of
may not be but which you are going to perceive
sa text. You will become frightened, And you
will gy: “Tam incapable of..." and everything
‘nyou will think these wo things, “T maust, But
ean" An you will chink: Why was born to
be the laughingstock ofa world in which every-
‘one is better than P In which I ath entitled to
nothing, Where [can not lear,
(Poss)
‘eanoi: Is that... (Pause) Is that what T have... ?
Jo1tN: Well. I don’eknow if put it ehat way. Liste:
Fm taking to you as ed elk to my son. Because
‘has what like im to have that [never had
mv alkng to you the way I wish that someone
had talked to me. T don't know how to do it,
‘other than to be penonal,... but
ccanot: Why would you want to be personal with
oun: Well, you see? That's what 'm saying, We ean
‘only interpret the behavior of others through the
screen we... (The phone rings) Through «(Te
phone’) Hello . 7 (To eanot:) Theough the
eescreen we create, (To phone?) Hello, (To caxot)
Excuse me a moment, (Te plone) Hello? No, T
cau ttallennn ... know I did Ina few... 'm
is he coming to the . yes. talked to him.
‘We'll meet you atthe No, because I'm with a
student. W's going co be ff. This is important,
too, T'm with + student, Jery’s going t0
Listen: the sooner I get off, the snoner I'l be
down, al ight. love you. Listen, listen, sid
“love you,” i’ going to work out with the,
Decause 1 feel that its, be right down. All
right? Wel, chen it's going co take 38 long sit
takes. (He hangs wp.) (To canon) I'm sony.
ccanot: What was tha?
sot; ‘There are some problems, as there usualy ae,
about the final agreements for che new house
anor: You're buying a new house.
sone ‘Tha’ ight.
camo: Becaute of your promotion
Jone: Well H suppose ehat that’s ight.
‘canou: Why did you stay hee with me?
gots Stay here
‘earot: Yes. When you should have gone.
JonN: Because ike you.
cantor: You like me.
youn: Yes
‘eanou: Why?
Jon; Why? Well Perhaps we've similar. (Pause) Yes,
(Pause)
‘canon: You said “everyone has problems.”
sot: Everyone has problems
‘caoL: Do they?
oun: Certainly
ccanot: You do?
sou: Yes.
ccanot: What are they?
yore: Well. (Pause) Well, you're pestecly sight.
(Pause) If wee going to take off the Artificial
Stictre, of “Teacher,” and "‘Seadent,” why
should my problems be any more a mystery than.
your own? OF coune Ihave probleme. As you
canon: with wh?oun: With my wife... with woe
‘eanou: With work?
sot: Yes. And, and, perhaps my problems are, do
‘you see? Similar to yours
ceanot: Would you tell me?
sou: All ight. (Pau) [came late to eeaching. And
1 found it Artificial. The notion of “I know and
you do not"; and Taw an exploitation in the
‘education process [told you. I hated school, I
hhated teachers. hated everyone who wasin the
position of 2 "bos" because I knew —t dda’
‘think, mind you, I knew T was going to fil.
Because [was a fsckup, Iwasjust no goddamned
good, When I... ate in life... (Paws) When
I gt out fom ander... when 1 worked my way
cout of the need eo fail. When T
‘eanoL: How do you do that? (Pause)
som: You have to look at what you are, and what
‘you feel, and how you act. And, finally, you
Ihave to look at howe you act. And say: If that’s
what I did, chat mast be how I think of myself
ccanot: I don't understand,
Jou: ICT fil all de time, it must be that T think of
iiytelf ar 2 flue. If do noe want to think of
con a pn
Se ee
Sees
moments
Sores cemrn ss
ero rie
Ss
Jou: Yes. ‘They're gadage. They're 2 joke. Look at
‘me. Look at me. The Tenure Committee, The
Tenure Committee. Come to judge me. The
Bad Tenure Commitee.
‘The “Test” Do you see? They put me to the
test. Why, they had people voting on me 1
‘woulda’ employ to wax my car. And yet, I go
before the Great Tenure Committe, and Ihave
an urge, to vomit, to, to, to puke my badnes on
the table, wo show them: “Wm no good. Why
‘would you pick me?”
‘ano: They granted you tenure,
youn: Oh no, they announced it, but they haven't
signed. Do you see? “At any moment...”oun; “They might not sgh”. Tmight not the
‘house might not go through... Eh? Eh? They'll
find out my "dark secret.” (Pans)
canon: «what is it. .?
sors: There it one, But they wil find an index of
‘my badness
‘eanot: Index?
son: A“... pointer" A “Pointer.” You see? Do
‘you see? I understand you. . Know. That. Feel~
ing. Amt I entitled t9 my job, and my nice home,
and my wif, and my fanily, and so on. This i
what Tm saying That theory of education
whieh, that thor:
ccamous BD (Pas)
sou: What?
anor: |
sou: What?
‘canon: I want to know about my grade. (Long pause)
jou: OF course you do.
‘eanou: Is that bad?
son: No.
‘eawot: Is i bad that I asked you that?
JOHN: No,
ccawot: Did 1 upset you?
sony: No. And I apologize. OF soune you want to
know about your grade. And, of course, you
can't concentrate on anyth ... (The telephone
stat veg.) Wait a momen.
ccanou: I should go,
sony: Tl make you a dea.
ceanou: No, you have 10
JOHN: Letting. I'l make you a deal, You stay here.
‘We'll ar the whole course over. I'm going to
say it was not you, it was T who was not paying.
anention. Well sart the whole cour over.
Your grade it an “A.” Your final grade is an
“AS” (The phone stops ringing)
‘anor: But the cls is only half over
1010 (simultaneously with over”): Your grade for the
‘whole term isan “A.” Ifyou will come back and
meet with me. A few more times. Your grade’s
an “A.” Forget about the paper. You didn't ike
it, you didnt like writing it. e's not imporeane.“What's important is hae I awake your interest, it
ean, and that Tanswer your questions. Let's start
cover. (Pause)
canon: Over. With what?
oun: Say tis is the beginning.
ccanot: The beginning.
sons: Yes.
‘eanou: Of what?
sone: OF the cis
Ccanor: But we can’t start over
son: Tsay we ean. (Pause) I say we can
‘cawot: But I don't believe it.
om; Yes, I know that, But it's true. What is The
‘Chas but you and me? (Pause)
‘canou: There are rules.
‘you: Well, We'll break them,
‘eaou: How can we?
sors: We won't tell anybody.
BO IES’~’CSé_““
canon: Is that alright?
JouN: Lay that its fe
‘eano1: Why would you do this for me?
JOHN: Hike you, Is that so dificul for you t0
‘earou: Um
4JonN: There's no one here but you and me. (Pause)
‘canou: All sight, I did not understand, When you
referred
oun: Allright, yes?
‘canot: When you refered to hazing,
sot: Hazing.
‘anor: You wrote, in yourbook. About the compar-
ative... che comparative... (She chcks her
ots)
JouN: Are you checking your notes... ?
‘ano: Yes.
Jon: Tell me in your own
‘eawon: T want to make sure that have it rightyou: No. Of coune, You want to be exact
ceaxou: T want co know everything that went on.
son: hae’ good
canon: 101
jonn: ‘That's very good, But I was suggesting, many
times, that that which we wish to retain is f=
tained offensiznes, I think, beter with Hess ex-
penditare of efor.
ccanou: (Of noes) Here it ss you wrote of hazing
Jor: . that's conrect. Now: I sid “hazing.” Ie
‘means itualized annoyance. We shove this book
i you, we say tead it, Now, you sy you've read
421 think that you're fying. Ul grill you, and
‘when [find you've ied, you'll be dixgraced, and
‘your life will be ruined. It'sa sick game. Why do
We do ii? Does it educate? In no sense, Well,
then, what is higher education? [ti something
cother-than-useil
‘canou: What is “something-other-than-wsefil?
‘orn: It has become stu it has become an article
‘of fith, That all must be subjected to, oF to put
{it diferently, that all are entitled to Higher Edu-
‘ation, And my point
ccanot: You disagree with that?
JOHN: Well, lets addres that. What do you think?
‘canot: I don’t know.
sony: What do you think, though? (Pause)
ccanot: I don't know.
JOHN: I spoke of it in das. Do you reme
“ake you remember my
cance Jie
sone Yor. Can you pet ito me? (he ok da
tno) Wht yours ky
{ror to meso ta | an ee ny a wa
Ince
coo: You sd “jusie”
son: Yes?
amos tht lar ede. (au
sone: Yeu. Toa spedy tril To ir al. Bat the
needs e given 4 til lf less they tad
scouted, ERP Jumice i ther rghy, should they
choot oval dhemselres ot they should have
2 fire, Te docs not filo, of necesita
person's life is incomplete without a int
pene acon tal
NeMy point is a confision between equity and
utliy arose, So we confound the weiss of
higher education with our, granted, right to
equal acces to the sume, We, in effect, create
2 pice towed it, completely independent
of
Ccawou: «that i is prejudice that we should go to
school?
oun: Exactly. (Pause)
‘canor; How can you say that? How
jor: Good. Good, Good, That's right! Speak up!
"What isa prejudice? An unreasoned belief, We
are all subject to it. None of us is not, When i
is threatened, or oppored, we feel anger, and
feel, do we not? As you do now. Do you not?
Good.
‘canon: but how an you
Jon. let ws examine. Good.
canor: How.
sons: Good. Good. When
caso: PM SPEAKING... (Powe)
sou: 'm sory
caso How can you
Jom: Nhe your pardon
clvot: That al ight
sows: beg your pardon.
co: Ths a ih
son: sory ntepted you.
‘canon: That's all right.
JouN: You were saying?
eta) aw cay a Syn
Cotge cast clos eduaton prejaie?
some 1 dit one peection it
canoe: Prien
yon you know what ht means
ato Doe it mean “Uking?
som: Yes
canon But how can you say that? That
Collegesor; ... that’s my job, don't you know.
‘canon: What i?
sons: To provoke you.
‘eaoL: No.
son: Ob. Yes, though,
ccanot: To provoke me?
sou: That's right
‘camot: To make me mad?
Jon: That's right, To force you
Ccanot: to: make me mad is your jab?
sons: To force you to. listen: (Pause) Ah. (Pause)
‘When I was young somebody told me, are you
ready, the rich copulate les often than the poor.
But when they do, they ake more of their
clothes off Years. Years, mind you, I would
‘compare experiences of my own to this dictum,
saying, aha tht fis the norm, oF ab, this is 4
variation from it. What did it mean? Nothing. It
‘was some jerk thing, some school kid told me
that took ap room inside my head. (Pause)
Somebody told you, and you hold it san article
(of fith, that higher education is an unassailable
I IIEEEEEEEEESSSES'SZ 5
geod. This notion is so dear to you chat when I
‘question it you Become angry. Good. Good, I
sy. Ate not those the very things which we
shoilld question? I say college education, since
the war, has become so a matter of course, and
such afishionable necessity, for those either ofr
‘spiting oto the new vast middle clase, chat wre
‘spouse it, 3 matter of right, and have ceased to
ask, “What is it good for?” (Pane)
What might be vome reasons for pursit of
higher education?
(One: A love of learning.
‘Tivo: The wish for mastery of 2 sill,
‘Those: For economic betterment.
(Sips. Makes not.)
‘canon: I'm keeping you.
oun: One moment. Ihave to make a note
‘cant: Ie’ something that I sid?
soHw: No, we're buying a house,
‘canot: You're buying the new house.
| Jou: To go with the tenure, That's right. Nice
| hows, close tothe private school... (Fe continues
| ‘making his note)... We were talking of eco~
nomic betterment (CAROL writer in her notebook).
| was thinking ofthe School Tax. (He cantin-es writing) (To himself)... where iit writen that
[have to send my child to publi school... Is
ita law that {have to itaprove the City Schools
atthe expense of my own interest? And, is this
not simply The White Man's Burden? Good. And
(Looks up 9 cano1) «docs this interes you?
‘canot: No, I'm taking notes
0H: You don’t have to take notes, you know, you
an just listen,
‘eanot: [want to make sure f remember it. (Paws)
sou: 'm not lecturing you, Um just tying to tell
‘you some things I think,
‘canon: Wht do you think?
sot; Should all kids go to college? Why «
ccanot: (Pause) To lam.
jon But if he docs not lean
Ccanou: If the child doesnot lesen?
Jon: Then why ishe in college? Because he was told
it was his "right"?
‘cawou: Some might find college inserctive.
Jou: L would hope so
0 SSSA
amo: how do they Fe Being ld they are
wasting their cime?
sous [don’t think I'm telling the that.
cox: You id that eds wa prolonged and
systematic hazing.” eee
s01N: Yes, Ie can be 9
‘CAROL... if education is 0 ba, why do you do ie?
sours 1 do it because Hove it. (Pans) Lets... 1
suggest you look at the demographics, wage
arming capacity, college- and non-collee-
educated men and women, 1855 to 198, and
let's ee if we can wring some worth from the
statistics. Eh? And.
‘eanoL: No,
Jon: Wha?
‘cago: [can’t understand them.
JOHN: you 2?
ccamou: «the “chart.” The Concepts, the
sJoHN: Chars” are simply
ccanot: When I leave here{Joun: Chart, do you see
‘earou: No, I can't
sony: You eas, though.
ccaou: NO, NO=I_ DON’T UNDERSTAND.
DO YOU SEE??? 1 DON'T UNDER-
STAND
oun: What?
Ceamou: Any of it. Any of it Pm smiling in class, 'm
smiling, the whole time. What are you talking
bout? What is everyone faking about? 1 don’t
tandrtand, I don’t know what it means. I don't
know what it means to be here ... you tell me
[Pmintelligent, and then you tell me I should not
be here, what do you wan with me? What does
3 mean? Who should I fisen to... 1
(He goer over o er and pus his arm around her
shouler)
"NO! (Ste wl vay fom i.)
son: Shh,
‘carol: No, 1 don't under
som: Sebi
‘canoe: | don’t know what you'r sing
sous Ssh e's al sight
ESM SS” OZ
CAROL: Thave no ‘
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Jost let it go. I's all right. (Pause) Sshbhhh,
{fa tent Nha
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canon: I (Pause)
—
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Jou: I know. It's all right.
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Joan: What? (ae) Wha? Tl
cn
s0HNW: No, you must.
‘cawou: I ean’,oun: No, Tell me. (Pawe)
‘ano: I'm bad. (Pause) Oh, God. (Pause)
orm: He’ all ight
canoe: Pm
youn: Le’ allright
‘camo: I can’t tall about this
sor: Ie all ight, Tell me,
‘caro: Why do you want to know this?
sou: T don’t want t know. [want to know what-
ever you.
canon: V always
JOUN: good
canon: U always... all my life. Thave never tld
anyone this
Jot: Yes. Go on. (Pause) Go on.
‘oaot: All of my life... (The phone rings.) (Pew
JOHN goes 10 the phone and picks it up)
on io phon: Lean el ow, (ae) Wha?
ptm (ADA en Cae
Talk. Now. No, no, no, 1 Know 1 did, but
What? Hello, What? She whet? She can’,
she suid the agreement is void? How, how i the
agreement wid? That's Our Howse.
1 have the paper; when ve come down, next
week, with the payment, and the paper, that
Inowse is. . wait, wait, wait, wait, wat, wait,
wait: Did Jerry... is Jerry there? (Poe) Is she
there... ?Doesshe havea lawyer... ? How the
hell, how the Hel, Thats... question, you
said, of the easement. U don’t underst isnot
the whole agement. Is just the eaement, why
would she? Put, put, put, Jery on. (Pau) Jer,
Jey: Wat the Hell «ats my house. That's
Well, 'm, no, no, no, Um not coming dd
List, Listen, sew her. You tll het. You,
listen: I want you to take Grae, you take Grice,
and get out ofthat house. You lave her there
Hier and her lawyer, and you tll them, we'll sce
them in court next... no, No. Leave her there,
leave her to sw init: You tell her, we're geting
that house, and we are going to. No. I'm not
coming down. Tl be damned if I'l st in the
same re. the next, you tell her the next time
Lseeherisin court. 1... (Pause) What? (Passe)
‘What? 1 don’t understand. (Pause) Well, what
bout the house? (Pause) Therein’ any problem
‘with the hhh... (Paws) No, no, no, tha’ all
sight. Alli. Allright... (Pause) Of coun,
‘Tha... Thank you. No, Lwill. Right away. (He
hangs up.) Pause)
| 2 aeCcanou: What isi? (Pause)
some: H's suprise pay.
caro Ie is
youn: Yes
coarot: A party for you.
sonns Yes
‘eavou: Isc your bday?
sou: No.
ccanou: What si
sont ‘The temure announcement
canot: The tenure announcement.
ons: They're chrowing 2 party for us in our new
house
ccawou: Your new house.
jou; The house that we're buying,
ccanot: You have to go.
sons Te seers that Ido.
a
ccanot: (Pause) They're proud of you.
sow: Well, there are those who would sy i’ a form
of aggression
‘canon: What is?
JOUN: A surprie,Two
oR and CAMO. seated acs the des fom eachother.
J0UN: You see, (pause) I love to teach. And fatter
‘myselTam skilled att, And love the, the aspect
f peormane. I think I must confess that
‘When 1 found I loved to ceach I swore that I
‘would not become that cold, rigid automaton of
an instructor which Ihad encountered a child
Nov, [as not unconscious tate was given me
to err upon the other se. And, 30, I asked and
«ask myself if engaged in heterodoxy, Twill not
say “gratuitously” for Ido not care to post or-
thodoxy as a given good—but, “to the det
‘ment of, of my students.” (Pause)
‘As Laid. When the possibilty of tenure opened,
and, of course, Pd long pursued it
course hapry, and covcous of it,
T vas, of1 asked myself if I was wrong to covet it. And
‘ought abour it long, and, T hope, ruthall,
and saw in myself several things in, T think, no
particular order. (Pou)
‘That I would pursue it. That | dsr it, that Twas
‘not pure of longing for security, and tht that,
perhaps, was not reprehensible in me. That I had