Joshua Mooiweer

Deep South Sentences

1a. Did you sip my milk from that dirty tin?

1b. His children made a list of all the presidents.
1c. Kim gave her headache pills to relieve the pain of John’s limb getting torn off.

2a. That bread made those men wear red dresses.

2b. He used the red pen to etch his name into the desk.
2c. Memories of the things he said make me a mess.

3a. I knew it was a trap he took the cap off the box of ham.
3b. They scanned his scalp for any sap.
3c. Tap your caps to the great Sam.

4a. Put the butter in the cup before you cut it.
4b. I love when you rub blood on me.
4c. It’s a good feeling when the soot collects at the bottom of your foot.

5a. Nurse, get my purse or you’ll have to get me out of a hearse.

5b. The size of that barge is very large, Marge.
5c. Hear the sergeant blow his horn.

6a. Fear not the bear but your hair.

6b. There’s a fierce feeling I get when that weird girl enters the air.
6c. Is he the heir to the guy who dares to runs the fair?

7a. The look on my face tells that I have had a bad day due to that baby.
7b. It’s a great place to sit, on that hay.
7c. Lay down so I can rub clay on you until early May.

8a. I thought that you bought the sauce.

8b. His paw caught the sock.
8c. He fought the sought-after basketball player.

9a. The prize was five lightbulbs.

9b. The price of ice is not tiny.
9c. Mike types like a strike of light.

10a. I implore that boy to poison me.

10b. It is not my choice to be bored of the sword fighting.
10c. I swore that I would never soar again to that bore.

11a. I sat on the hat that belonged to the rat.

11b. Cats flat up hate me.
11c. Matt put his flat ass on the carpet.

12a. He lost his jewel is lue of the duke.

12b. Few unique people you’ll ever like.
12c. I puked all of over his shoes due to the rude comments he used.

TRIGGER SENTENCE:
I only shop at K-Mart for their convenient prices and deals, you dirty whore.