VERE KIND OF STAI THAT WAY, BRING [T HOME, STUFF IT, CALNIN! CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY? 0 NO,REALY, I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE! YHATS ALLTHIS NOISE? POSED TO.‘SHOW AND TELL IS OVER, CANIN. PLEASE PUT YOUR "TIGER IN YOURCalvin “3 Hobbes" buraice! WAY stil 1. TO BED? TM NOT TIRED! (7's Onty 7:30! THIS 1S TYRANNY! 21 aml YOURE, SAFE, Your DRESSER? | Pr GO TO SLEEP. QS MONSERS WT ABOUT] [EAM IM SIRE THERE ARE te NO HONSTEDS IN DRESSER GREAT, TU BET THATS WHERE, THEY NLARE. THEY GME OUT AND KIL US AS SOON AS. WE PAL ASLEEP, WELL, WELL WST RAYE TO GET We WONSTERS FIRST. YOU VBQITATE THEM WITH THIS, HORN, AND TAL NAL'ER WITH MY DART GUN WHEN WES / READY! yee) WK vee ala a8 aANY MONSTERS UNDER. MY BED TONIGHT? WERE WE FIND A THRIVING CITY: BRAND NEN BUILDINGS, A BUSTLING ECONOMY. TRAGICALLY, THIS SERENE METROPOLIS LIES DIRECTLY BENEATH THE HOOVER DAMDONT YOU THINK THAT'S, A LITTLE HARSH, DEAR ? HELL GET HUNGRY. CALVIN HAS GOT TO LEARN AND EXTRA, ‘SOME MANNERS! HE NONT: [| PEPPERONI ' STARVE TO DEATH. ! WELL SEE NMAT THE PRINCIPAL HAS TOSAY ABOUT YOUR | ATENTION SPAN, YOUNG MAN! “HE ALIENS DONBTLESSIY WANT THE TO THE ATOMIC NAPALM NEUTRALIZER! WHY 1S HE EATING: WIS HALL PASS? ae |CalyiiN 4 HobLES "™ 7 Sy S| See RRS oe LAN His BA. Nil r DOTS TONE! WANE IO TAS ™ ‘A NOISY KID! 7 QureT DOWN, WA T PULLED THE PLUG! ‘T TEL ME WES LETTING Expawt nar sasinc: | | Dont tie baa wm: | | TER WAR SUT AGEADY! GERENMOR: saticow | | DIE, FIEND! DIE, DIE” / * a) an bk. adBAD NENS DAD. IF YOu WANT TO STAN"DAD" | SOME SPECIAL INTEREST YOUR FOUS ARE TD SUGGEST YOU ADOPT SOME | GROUPS ARE IN FOR “WAN DOWN. HEV PLANS TO YOUR A’SURPRISE \ wet. a WERE COMES HEY ASF DERKINS, | I HOPE YOUSUFERA 1S THAT 0 FACE, DEBILITATING BRAIN THAT NEW GIRL. of” QR IS A Possum ANEURYSM, YOU FREAK! F s IN YOUR COLLAR’ 5 \ SPL G 2THANE SOW)P TODAY, |MHAT DOSOU HAVE? A SQUID ENEBALL] ‘SANDWICH. HUCAWIN, MIND IE T GIN YOU FOR LUNCH? CARE FORA BITE? OR WERE YOU LEANING? YOU_CAN'T COME UP HERE, | WHAT ON EARTH MAKES LENE IT TOAGIRL TO SUSIE! NO GIRIS | of YOUTHINK L'D WANT TO TAKE ALLTHE FUN OUT SITIN ASTVPID TREE OF SEX DISCRIMINATION INTHE FIRST PLACE 9. \ oe " _ Wa, HOUSTON, WE HAVE A NEGATINE ON THAT ORBIT TRNIECTORY. 5 y Sp t— WeCavity ™ Hobbes” ‘OUR HERS, THE VALIANT SPACER SPE 1S MAROOHED OM a i. THE DISTANT PLANET CALVIN! YOU'RE NoT PAVING | | NE Jo SPACEMAN SIE oN ] [TRAPPED BY A HIDEOUS GRAKNIL SUNTENTIONT 20RG..| | SPIE DeANS Hs TRS ONC BUT THE WEAPON |S USELESS Sat IS osMeb? WEEOSO! WHATS THAT ‘AWFUL SMELL?‘Matt .OARLING, DONT YOu WISA WE WERE MARRIED ? INE GOT TO HANE SOU! LET'S MURDER OUR SPOUSES! URW ) ar ‘SKIMPY NEGLIGEE: \ ‘es WURDE 7-10 SICK ANIMAL! T LOVE, WEN Yo) TA TWAT WAN! Come HERE mM TRIE MY CYCLE ON THE ROOF? ! No s, \ -<& INSTRUCTED HOBRES. TO MESSILY DENOUR, ANYONE NHO BRINGS. ME IN BEFORE OPM! YOUR STUFFED TIGER 1S, INTHE WASHING MACHINEDID YOU WATCH THE MONIE, GET? BR ast Nisa Oe REN ME n 4 eS INSURANCE 2° WHAT A DUMB IDEA WHY WOULD ANYONE. BUY INSURANCE FROM Youre DID You WATCH ANY TW LAST NIGHT? THEN WHAT DID YOU WATCH? NOPE 44 HELLO, DAD! IT 1S NOW THREE IN THE MORNING. BONOy KNOR WHERE TAM?Calvin Hobbes - WE JON QUR HERO MESATORES ABOIE PLANET GLOOR... Le er ‘SCUM BEINGS THE HIDEOUS OF PLANET G:i3! ‘SPIEFS_HYPER-FREEM DRIVE, MALFUNCTIONS ! THE ALIENS Close INP * ° SUDDENLY, A SEARING BOLT OF DEADIN FRAP RAC SLICES. KNESS! (OUR HERO 1S UNFAZED. SPIFF 1S GOING DOWN? CAN HE MAKE IT? ISTH THE END? | w SPIFF'S ALIVE! WE MADE ITY’ TM ALIVE! HAHAHA! \SWINSS, CALVIN.CAWIN, ARE YOU GOINS | /DaN' GHESHIT] [7 WHY, WHAT HAPPENED TU Tr STE TO TOMMY GHESNUTTT? CALVINE, was ALTHIS || MONSTERS UNDER TE |] GOODNESS CAIN, ms, || SoRRL.oL EuRPK. coXD TANG| NOISE?! YOURE SUPPOSED BED, DAD! T WAS WHACKING| | JUST NOUR STUFFI T WISSED OCCASIONALLY, HUH?” 10 be MSL SG SVOND PUT ANAT See or A A MNUTES ) oO SS HERE COMES THE SPORTS: aCALVIN! Nur ARE wea wy L_NONDER NHERE NE GO WHEN WE DIE. eee ae Raa WOMMMYYY 7 4 \ XL e> ed Ws Mes F EON,Cavity «x4 HobbEo Ve? go wt eH SSUNAN AND WARMER TODAY, HIGH IN THE UPPER TWRTES. a ALE SUGITEST PROVeCATION, Weul, LESS, SABAGE OF SINGING ICE TRADES ES] [VEN ININCBLED We ate IMMUNE TO ANY ONSLAUGHT !WEY! WHERES THE W) WHERE'S SANTA GONNA ‘STOCKING FOR HOBBES? | STIG¢ HOBBES' LOOT eae IF HOBBES DOESN'T HAVE A STOCKING? We! a & ITS MIDNIGHT. ¢ Pose HE DROPS THE iTS co! YOU GRAB IT, a. 1D TLL CLOSE THE FLUE! ——— ey VA, HOBBES ?...T FORGOT | [ Lm SoRRL HOBBES. T YO.GET YOU A’PRESENT. DIDN'T MEAN TO FORSET, TDIDNT EVEN MAE YO) IT'S OKAY, LITE BUDDY. : RD, -——| pS DNT'SET ETHER BUT HERE'S A TIGER HUS FR BEING MI BEST FRIEND, L DONT ANYTHINGHOW LONG DDYOU >) THINK IT IS TLL OH, SIX OR SEVEN BEDTIME? HOURS, I IMAGINE. ‘ag WITH ANY LUCK, MOM WILL NOTICE WERE MISSING. KK, BY THEN. HEY CAWIN, YOU WANT T_DONT KNON TO PLAY “HOUSE?” HON Do You PLAN? OKAY... FIRST, YOU COME HOME FROM WORK. THEN TOME WOME FROM WORK, 1S THIS SOME SORT OF TRICK QUESTION, OR WHAT? NEL RAAB OR | JOBS, AND THEN WELL ARGUE] OVER’ WHOSE TURN IT (STO MICROWAVE. DINNER,Calviw «4 Hobbes" Hc Moxa, 4 Ep 3 6° e oH acc cpayc VERY GRIM. CALVIN YOURE, STIL HAVING ‘CATER QUIT PLANTING WITH YOU! CGATMEAL' AND EAT IT, CALNINE Ks esi ‘hide YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE, VILE GLOP/ DIE! DIEY Cs CALWINY Utz.) [17S YooR FRU WE DIT in ‘HAVE A-SWEET UTTLE GIRL! NY TOUR SRD CHEKT FIND THAT \T MEANS LYE BEEN VERY ") WATCHING ALL THE DISTWREING! WRONG CHANNELS: OOD IDEA, CANIN. IT's A THERE HAS GOT To BE (iurremecms) || GReSsSnckae” |G MMM PMERG [A EEwE Re eee GREEN STUFF. THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO. ‘WIM EAT! ‘YECCHH! A MUTANT IF YOUEAT TT. |] ym, i St DAD, HOW COME You » INSTEAD OF IN AN. Bow! ASK A SIMPLE UVE IN THIS HOUSE.) | | APARTMENT WITH SEVERAL QUESTION, AND GET ALL NK WITH MOM... SCANTILY CLAD FEMALE NOUR TELEVISION: a \ ROOMMATES ? PRIVILEGES REVOKED, y, a ~» ao 2 u|, - BS Decenmen 30, 31,1985, JNuaty 1986HOBBES. HAVE YOu EVER KISSED A GIRL? REAW? WAT WAS. VT LIKE? WELL, ie ALWAYS BEEN PARTIAL TO REDHEADS \ oR se, es 4, Havin (G TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO A WEREWOLF,Calvin, ard NLR - Galt N wHebbES © ®) |} C- 1 GarCHA, SUSIE! = WA TAL Gorda, SUSIE =e S| WEY, You DUMNNL! YOULL NEVER | | (HEN, WHAT BE ARIE TO THROW & SNOW ‘set WEY! Pur ME DOWN? CHUNK BALL THAT BIG! HA! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?/_ ee . ey f Vee ‘6 w avers 86 2h é nN,ALL RIGHT CLASS, WHO D Lik! wouotie Toave ns |! (Cauvns, wou Book REPORT FIRST? ABOUT YOU? =M, Cs T cannot answer this QUESTION, aS ‘it is. ITS WORTH against My religious A SHOT. principles. = a a1 PME ob 7 HOBBES, NHAT DO YOO TWINK THINK WE PLAY SAXOPHONE HAPPENS TO US WHEN FOR AN ALLGIRL CABARET > why . & x2 ws =¢ aS @ EA,ARE A FIERCE. AND \GEP A, Site We want Ne ‘SISSY GIAS ON OUR SHIP! RSE NOT, Dan! WERE YF FS itieeus Dantes “tewenses HAT DID YO) BRING FOR, SHOW AND TELL, SUSIE? ‘WELL, HOBBES, WE DID IT AGAIN, WERE SEPARATED FROM THE. TROOP AND HOPELESSIY LOST. Sasa 9, 16,1, 1500 T BROGHT A LETTER T MRS TO OUD GCSES MUAT DID, You BRING? ) EF OUECED| JUST SO LONG AS WE DON'T GET HUNGRYIT ND!CAWIN, PASS THIS Calvin you stinkhead: NOTE To JESSICA T told you not to Tead this ‘Susie, Sn ¢ “THAT DIRTY SUSIE DERKINS, SHELL BE SORRY IF SHE TRIES To PASS ANSTHER NOTE PSST.-CALMIN! PASS, Ts ‘SECRET NOTETO JESSICA, KAN? T SUSTE'S] | pee sess 7] You VND NAF UATE TAKE THIS AWAY AND ABOOT CANIN? HES A me ay ‘SQUEALER! SIGNED, as Look! YOu SOT WE CANT. USSENT TO HE Gost po vou THINK, — | PADDLE Me! murs Tuxt PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! WELLGET PADDED? | TMAGIRL | Sorta O | wt A 1 RNY iS ae LT DSN, I rv 12,1415CALNIN, E DONT WANT TO BE SPANKED! WHAT IE IT GOES ON OUR ACADEMIC TRANSCRIPTS? WELL BE RUINED! IM, my CANIN AND SUSIE, ITWASALLHIS 7d FAULT, MB.SPITTLE! ae ALIE! NOW T WANT YOU BOTH TO PAN BEITER ATTENTION IN CLASS, UNDERSTOOD? ‘OKA, YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR ROOM NOW. MR. SPITE. 3 > YOU GOING TO K UST? | RoE TERS DONT SPANK US WEN, CANIN ug we PARENTS er a N MASTERS DEGREE Ay WAAARERY TWh We NE Wentenee cS THE ZORG DRANS, CAWIN? ) NEARER. SPIFF SETS HIS, BLASTER ON “MEDIUM WELLCalvin, 4 Hobbes ‘WES, ——————— G SANS HERE THAT "RELIGION, 1S THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES.” TWWAT_DO YOu SUPRISE. THAT MEANS? J MEANS KARL MARX WON'T SEEN ANYTHING YET, GARBAGE. THIS SHOW NOULD INSULT.A GNEAR-OD AND 1 SHOUD KNOW NWAT ARE YOU SY WATCHING? 4 2 ‘ALL THE OTHER SHOWS ARE BEN WaRSE! WON WATCH TY ADA THEN?MOM, CAN T TAKE UPTHE FOGRBOARDS IN MY ROOM MAKE A SECRET J PASSAGEWAY? { Vv “sS aon egSeh IME HOM QUIETIN, DONO) wars THES Discistws |” OMYEAN ? WED WHAT] _ CHARACIER THAT'S MY DAD. TRY NT. wy ESF ALANS LOCKING \Ove Ww. OUT FOR ME. alk s)CANIN! YOu'RE GOING TO LATE FOR SCHOOL! GET UP! CAWNIN, ITS ALMOST 7:30! ARE YOu UP?? fi] DO YOU KNOW WHERE NV SECRET OO [ER te |“ “i LATER, CANIN, IMWE JOIN QUR HERO AS HE STRUGGLES TO LAND HIS, DAMAGED SPACECRAFT!LISTEN, L SUPPOSE YOURE WONDERING WHY T CALLED... Ke MIN. BUST THOURHT ID ASK. I, NS HOW'S WORK GOING? ARE YOU BRINGING ME, HI,DAD. ITS ME, LUM HUH. PRETTY DAY HOME ANY PRESENTS LNINT J ‘OUT, ISNT IT? .. YER. TONIGHT? NO? WELL, DAD, YOUR POUS TOOK —] YOUR “OVERALL DAD SEE? RIGHT ABOUT CAWIN, YOU DIDN'T GET ABIG DIVE THIS NEEK, | PERFORMANCE” RATING | YESTERDAY YOUR POPULARITY | | DESSERT YESTERDAY BEC! WAS ESPECIALLY LOW. WENT DOAN THE TUBES. | | YOU FLOODED THE itce THE GIANT SLIMY OCTOPUS] HIS HIDEOUS PRESENCE. [WITH A SucKER-GaveReD ] | DID YOu WANT TENTACLE, HE G2agS AN | | SOMETHING, CALVIN? OOZES ACROSS THE TERRORIZES THE SLEEPY BEACH, WATERFRONT COMMUNITY. UNSUSPECTING TOURIST. Zg z, 1 NUFTLED SRAM e . LINGERS IN THE . < SALTY AIR! Jovenn 27,28, 29,1986“THE CLASS BULLY! 4 he £4 UA-OH, HERE COMES MOE,| Okay tyinks ny, lets RE, MOE ave th NE) A'SIXNEAR-OLD NER ARSUE WITH WHO SHAVES: Hey! You took m favorite swing! HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT 1S STILL BOARDING: Ay THE STATION nS MOE NAS WONDERING eo ANTISQOAL TENDENCIES eee ARE YOUR MALADJUSTED THE PRODUCT OF YOUR BERSERK PITUITARY GLAND?| = en x —— ISNT HE GREAT, LETS’ FOLKS? GIVE HIM A BIG HAND! Jasna 20,2, Feu 11096Calvin Hobbes At (sees SO INTHE NEXT PANEL, *PLOOIE! AND... P (MY, WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE!” ‘SAID LITTLE RED RIDING Hoop. “THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!’ ‘SAID THE WOLF...” “SND THE TIGER, AND WE POUNCED QNUTLE RED RIDING Hosp." "QUST THEN A HUNTER CAME BY, AND WHEN HE SAW THE WOLF...” a ik "WHEN HE SAW THE TIGER. } TIGER, HE PICKED UP HIS'GUN AND." “AND TWAS TOO LATE. THE, TIGER ATE THEM BOM AND HE LINED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE)“A BUSHEL ISA UNIT: OF WEIGHT EQUAL TO FOUR PEKKS.” T REALM THINK THERE | | WHAT DID. OH, SHE WENT ARE MORE CONSTRUCTIVE | | SHE SAY? | OFF ON ONE SPEND OF HER IRRELEVANT TANGENTS: MOM, CAN T HAVE SOME MONEY SO HOBBES AND T CAN TOA MOVIE? “THE CUISINART DO YOU BELIEVE OUR, NO, L THINK WE CAN DESTINIES ARE CONTROLLED! | DO NHATEVER WE WANT BY THE STARS? =| WITH OUR LINES. Fenny 34,5, 1986DONON BELIEVE IN UFE AFTER DEATH? MEEK AND MILD-MANNERED CAININ: DUCKS INTO A NEARBY CLOSET AND TRANSFORMS HIMSELF INTO. re aveecay ny! | ENDOWED WITH SUPERHUMAN POWERS. HE GUICAY.MAN THE HARPOONS? THAR SHE BONS!” BECAISE VERE TO. Ww RESCUE ME 2? erase WOM CANT JON YOURE IN) [| HERE, OKAY? —S TU DISGUISE qr cc HMM, YOU NEED A HAT. HANG (OW, AND TLL GET ONEOF DADS, T LIKE tis Gea ONE BEST. ATE, TOO. TURE BI RST BACK MAYBE YOU SHOULD WEAR. BETTER HURRU! T THINK, DEAR! WAY ARE YU TAKING T HEAR YOUR MOM COMING! |] ABATAZ!?.... AND WEARING: You BESTWAY paWAKE UP, CALVIN. IT'S TA NOT GOING TO WHAT ABOUT. WHAT'S BEING A TIGER TIME FOR SCHOOL, SCHOOL ANYMORE. HOBBES? WHY \ GOT To Do WITH IT? Do YOU THING 115 BETTER a. IN STUPEFYING: URI. ey, | T WK (1S BETTER TO ACCEPT DANGER AND LUNE To THE FULLEST! TAKE IT BY YOUR LENCE THAT YOU REE... I Su TM MAKNG SUSIE DERKINS A VALENTINE. Susie, hete you. Di eager CelvinLD LIKE TO GET A /NLENTINE WHAT A SINEET LITTLE: ALENT! COME FOR A GIRL T KNOW. BOY You AE! ‘SEE WHAT WE HAVE. ‘SORT OF, DOYOU HAVE A DUMPSTER, OMT BACKT COLD ROOT URES VANE BALONEY BRAIN! 4] Axo A cen euNcr OF DEAD FLOWERS! A NALENTINE (OY INSEWSITIE |Calvin « Hobbes HEY,CALNIN? ARE WE NEAR 1k SLAUGHTERHOUSE, OR DID YOU FORGET YOUR DESDORANT 2! DROP_DEND, SUSIE! YOURE SO UGLY, THEAR YOUR MOM PUTS A BAG ER YOUR HEAD BEFORE. ‘SHE KISSES YOU GOODNIGHT!” ITS SHAMELESS THE, VAN WE PRT. \ WATS (7 LIKE TO FALLIN LYE? WAL... SAY THE OBYECT OF YOUR AFFECTION WALKS BY, FIRST, NOUR HEART FALLS, INTO YOUR’ STOMACH AND ‘SPLASHES YOUR INNARDS, ALL THE MOISTURE MAKES YOU SWEAT PROFUSELY. THIS CONDENSATION SHORTS THE, CIRCUITS TO YOUR. BRAIN, AND YOU GET ALL WOOZY. ‘WHEN YOUR. BRAIN BURNS ‘out ALTOSETHER, YOUR MOUTH DISENGAGES AND YOU RABBLE LIKE ACRETIN UNTIL SHE LENVES.,HECK, WHATS A LITTLE Aon & i DON'T EXTON, AMONG (OUR FRIENDS ? FRIEND TODAN? X | eis — oF T GOT THE NEW ALBUM || ALL THEIR SONGS GLORIFY | YOUR MOM'S GOING TO BY_SCRAMBLED DEPRAVED VIOLENCE, | GO INTO CONNIPTIONS DEBUTANTE. || MINDLESS SEX, ANDTHE | WHEN SHE SEES THIS: WELL T SURE DIDNT BOY IT FOR THE LYING AROUND: & Dy. A | / Ss Hoss " Fly f cE, Le | SS 5 a ae’)! ia NUN SHOULD T DRE YOU, CALVIN? ITs’ WUAT DO YOU THINK, PEOPLE HAVE, Feanvany 7,18, 19,1986RE Nor LY IN, YOU! PRING ATTENTION SOAIN! _SPRCENAN SRIF CONRMERRD) ( WITH LIGHTNING SPEED, SPIFF ma! J; OF THE COSMOS, (s TRARAD G] | BOLTS FoR HE AIRLOCK. || | NCE TRY, BEA WIDEWUS ZONDARG! }) \ MAKING A DARING ESCAPE! CANIN. NAS 7 = : 5 alt era : i Le TM HOME! || .ccStunn 53 “a I'M THIRSTY! \ oe WHATS THIS? ; y 4 we EK 196 ay 6?Calvin “a HoLbt YOU STAN WHERE NOU ARE. TUL SOK UNDER THE HOOD. KI, THE CAR, Mom! IT WORKS NTE TH‘TL.NEED HELP ON MY HOMEWORK. HHATS A, IN? 7 A_NOUN THAT LOST ITS AMATEUR STATS. MAYBE T CAN GET A POINT FOR ORIGINALITY, RELA sues] CANT HOBBES, OME ALONG, DAD? HE EAT ANYBODY! WELL, AT LEAST LET ME OPEN THE WINDOW AND. GIVE. HIM SOME AQ. SEE IF HELL LENE THE KEYS,100, SOT CAN LISTEN TO TE RADIO CALSIN NOM, MOTHER. AND T HAVE DECIDED TO. GINE Noo AN ALLOWANCE . AT'S IMPORTANT. THAT QNE LEARNS THE VALUE OF MONEY, JHEN T GRON UP, T WANT DBE A RADICAL TERRORIST. IM GOINS TOINHNE THIS CAN OF PESTICIDE. HERES A GOOD MOVIE! "VAMPIRE SORORITY BARES"! IT SANS. YOUHAVE. TO BE EIGHTEEN ‘TO GET IN. T'M GOING TO WATCH TY ALL NIGHT. ee YOU CAN NEVER TELL WF THEY'RE LISTENING _~ \. Feanean 27,28 Ma 1, 196CO]VIN ond Lh ObLE ¢ eSnoe 4 WS . see TWAS Geo, woBeES ‘OOTNUMBER HIM! Y Yeon! SEE IF 00 CAN REACH THE. BASEBALL BAT! HEH HEH!Youre, GREAT. TM DEAD. [FIFTH PERIOD—“sTUDIES, tad teas, ’ IGaNTBIORAR orate, | ( NOWN ‘Twinky, Jost soy ‘SPONSORED TERRORISM” GYM CLASS, z Sh. — = S es lh TCANT GET A. NE NONT BE GONE LONG. BABY SITTER ANYWHERE! NT WHT SHOULD WE DO? FORA COUPLE, HOURS UNSUPERVISED?: / & ef : OKAY, CALVIN, WE'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF “i HOURS. YOU AND HOBBES JUST DID YOU HEAR THAT? WE | VIDEORAMA? I'D LIKE TD WATCH TW AND BE 00D.) “GET ! RENT ACR’ AND SOME Wi MONIES! 7 FSF THEN UNE “ATTACK TEC, CANNIBALS” Ces Naren 34.5, 196WELL, THE HOUSE ISSTIL | | WISLIGHT IS STILL ON. STANDING. CALVIN MUST. | | .CAUNIN? ARE YOU AWAKE? WAVE GONE. TO BEDCalvin Hobpes 1 ROM WOH ONT ci GET SOME MONEY ? a aang genes T, WANT A GRENADE LAUNCHER, MoM. WHEN'S CHRISTMAS ? NOT FOR A LONG TIME, FY Not Foe A WHEN'S MY) LONG TIME BIRTHDAY? 3 CANIN, TM TRYING TO WORK! WHEN'S, MY ALLOWANCE?YOU SHOULD GET A, WOOF! WHAT DID You EAT BOY, 1S OOD FUR COAT LIKE FOR BREAKFAST ? CEMENT? | <& Qe a WEEN WHERE DID /_ IT's WELL NEVER BND TT, Yoots| | YOULOSE / SOMENWERE |) HAVE TOWAIT TLL THE So WAIKH. YOU PUT BREAD | THEN IN A FEM MINUTES, TN THis SLOT AND PISH | "TOAST POPS UP! | DOWN THIS LEVER... tS / Yo eG‘NANT THE TOP OF MY HEAD SHANED, AND THE. SIDES DYED PINK AND ‘CUT IN HORIZONTAL ‘STRIPES, OK ? WELL T QUESS THIS GUY KNONS WHICH SIDE A/S BREAD (S BUTTERED ON! WITHOUT QUESTION, THIS is THE HANE. EVER RECEIVED. FINEST HAIRCUT: NEVER CRITICIZE. AGN NITH A RAZ GUESS I'D BETTER, WRITE THAT. BOOK REPORT.AN, ond C alvin ° HobbES LET ME CHECK WHAT THE DEDUCTIBLE IS ON MY INSURANCE FOL NEXT TIME T WONT TAKE THE DINER FUGA,WOLD Lie |[ WEL oF URE) ME IFT Ee Senne || Sis Soa) my DAD, YOUR, POLS TM GLAD Y YER THOSE | IN FACT, WITH ALITTLE. NICE TRY. GO HELP PUSH TODAN, YOUR POLITICAL | YOUR MOM WITH THE, STOCK GUILD REACH A RECORD HIGH. hy, ) THAT MEANS HE KNOWS HAT STREET Fe ee LIVES ON. Te 7 Marcu 17.1819, 1986TOLL BOOTH, DAD! YOU CAN'T PUT THE CAR IN UNTIL YOU PAN ME A QUARTER! WHY SHOULD T PAY YOU To puT MY CAR IN MY GARAGEP BECAISE IF YOU DONT, YUL PULL THE Doo Dow ON THE HOD AS YOU DRIVE IN! THANKS FOR HELPING ME PUT UP THIS SWING. WHERE DID YOu EVER FIND THIS GREAT TIRE? IT'S MV NEN FAORITE, : NTE, Fi SUGAR BOMBS! 4 ee a ) [MEP ALS, ) me THEYRE a) = ore anCalvin od HObLES ee e ik HIT WITH A DART, YOR AT WAR, SOU SET WERE SES Sy =) YeCAN I EAT IT UPSTAIRS, WHILE T Do MY Not UNTIL You] CANT BE } FINISH YOUR EXCUSED? | SALMON, HEY, SUSIE, WANNA FIRST, TLL NEED AN oY TY SEE A MAGIC TRICK? ARN QUARTER... i VEY! DINTISN 4 ) IT WAS ATRICK?? og LOOK! A DECODER NOW! NE CAN SEND A HAL NON MOM AND RING! EACH OER SECRET | DAD NONT BEABLE TO pS MESSAGES IN Cope! [UNDERSTAND US ATALL! Paten 24. 25,26, 198MEGpeniBePr IVE DECIDED WE SHOULD BE “COOLER” THAN NE ARE. WERE NOT } SURE WERE COOL?” HEY, DAD, WILL YOU BUY, ME A FLAME THROWER? OF CURSE NOT. DONT BE SILLY, + GS THE EAR BIRD GETS THE NORM! EVEN AE DIONT USE WW IN THE, HOUSE? anon 27,calvin ond Hobbes DO NOY ASK YOUR Noh FY, i ANSIERS TOT DONT, NEED TO ASK, RIGHT? di IS THIS BLANKET Bis ENOUGH? ‘SEE, TLL JUST GRAB ALL, 2) | THE CORNERS. AND A PARACHUTE! His Mats GONG TO WATE A Rae wise. SAEITS A Wat's {IT'S ACATILE |] LITTLE KIDS HAVE NO ‘STETHOSCOPE. THAT? | PROD. \T HURTS SENSE OF HUMOR ITWONT ]] WIKLIT | A LITLE Less] } \ ea HORT AT ALL. ? THAN A BRANDING 1ROK LW YO TM NOT SKK! WHATS THAT? WILL IT HURT? HEY, DOC, WHY ARE You || ARE VOU GOING TOBLEED|] WHATS THAT? ISTHATA | TM DYING! I HOPE YOUYE. RUBBING MY ARM WITH || ME? YOURE NOT GONG | SHOT? ARE YOU GOING TO. | PAID NOUR MALE PRACTICE COTTON? ARE YOU GOING To ARIE He WOE ANUGHAY VT WENT | NS8&8. YOU CuACK | TO PUT A LEECH THERE? Nour? ¥ PS ae fs - MY ARM 7 on ON OW OW “SAFARI AL" HACKS, SUDDENLY, A GIANT You HEARD ME. | HIS WAY THROUGH THE GORILLA RIPS THRIUGL ROOM AT'S AWUNGLE | WUNGLE! THE FOLIAGE! INHERE!KeEP WARING TEMOON, AMENS USUALLY SHEAE UP FRSA BEND Tr ARE YOU DOING Se ia biiee WONER:. ON THE OTHER HAND, 2 AP FROM, ia GET BAKINGED/Y "| SnRST POU ANE, FoR Calvin Hobbes 4 AER UGH! ACROSS SECTION OF | ALDACHSHUND. NO-THANKS. T WONDER WHAT T A Foe WEA TOON ATS LUNCH TIME! TAIAHAY T THINK TLL HE'S GOT ME!” paARp % <= WA! T VILLED 17 WATH MY THERMOS! SEE? NS BLEEDING JEL!SOMEMHERE IN COMMUNIST | BUT MAYBE HES HEARD RUSSIA TIL GET THERE'S | ABOUT AMERICA, AND HE A LITTLE BOY WHO HAS | DREANS OF LIVING INTHIS, NEVER KNOWN ANNTHING | LAND OF FREEDOM AND BUT CENSORSHIP AND ‘OPPORTUNITY! SOMEDAY, L'D LIKE. To MEET THAT UTILE BOY... wL ALWANS PUT MY DUCKY IN FIRST. FOR COMPANIONSHIP? IT'S DADS. I BURIED WT HERE LAST WEEK. MY SECRET ANCIENT TREASURE MAP SANS TO DIG HERE!SPACEMAN SPIFF, BOLD INTERPLANETARY EXPLORER, ‘SPIFE CALIBRATES HIS | | CALMIN, IF YOU SHOOT THAT BLASTER. READY...AIM, SPIES A ZARG: BAPER CUP AT ME. TUL GET CONFOUND IT. YouR BOTTOM HALLE THE BLASTER JAWMED. = N\ ea o we me NT LOOKS LIKE HOBBES, BURST A SEAM HERE FS. WsT A ume ar) CPRATOIL TILGET NY SEWING KIT. DON'T NEED AN THIS 1S UNNECESSARY SURGERY! YOUR MOM NEVER, WHAT A PECULIAR T DREAMED L WAS IN DREAM T HAD LAST NIGHT! ABIG FIGHT WITH A FEROCIOUS WEASEL! TT NEANS YOURE SLEEPING ON THE FIOGR TONIGHT, You Mincamthoar!WANT A MINUTE. WHAT DO NOU MEAN, "REMEMBER"? Calviv tnebbes AS HOBBES, L HAVE A CONSECTUPAL MORAL QUESTION. MAYBE 100 CAN HELP. WELL, HYPOTHENCALY, LETS SAY PRET BAD LIKE TS His CAR, HIPOTHETICAL, IF WE IMAGINED HE COD YOU CAN KEEP THE “\ FIND THE CAR, WE COND BOOK TU CAL THE /'2QUE PASA SERRA? PRETEND IT MIGHT BE FIED. BUS STATION AT AM EL PUGITINO!”THE WORLD \st T KNOW, BUT WHY ISNT (TS NOT FAIR/ ( FAIR, CALIIN ) IT EVER UNA 'SPIFF SPOTS WIS HOVERING| | BLT HE'S TOO LATE! THE ‘SPACESHIP AND BOLTS | | ANPUL SCM BEING Is UPON HIN ITS ALL OVER AS DICTATOR, T HAVE T WIL NOT TOLERATE | /T ALONE SHAWL DESDE >) [7 coolpnt we THE SOLE VOICE INA] DISSENT! THE OOD! T ALONE SHALL] |( VOTE ON THIS?, GOVERNMENT! rl e fire we nACTUALLY, (TS HARD TO. TE YOU COULD WISH FOR ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD ARGUE WITH SOMEONE. HHO IT BE? LOOKS SO HAPPY, HERE FISH! \ SN » Cvs ae ARE THE FISH BITING oh ° % WoBeES.OOPS! T FORGOT TO READ GBAPTER EVE FOR SCHOOL CATH A QUICK LD. Calvin « on Hopes ‘EK WHAT ARE YOU SO URE DING TOHAVE ME TNKE (1? NOTHING DOING, BUSTER. T REFUSE! YOU SOUND TERRIBLE, CALVIN, LIP TIL GET YOO SOME COUGH MEDICINE MMMM THAT COUGH MEDICINE, '5 GOOD! YOU SHOULD TRY SOMETANT iS MOpeL | [THESE DIRECTIONS AGIME TO Wa Re || ME MESES frReReschut | NE WAS DRINKING MILK AND WHEN HE LAUGHED, VT CAME UP HIS NOSE TOMMY TOLD A FUNNY TAL IT 7 wa, ACTUALY ~\T WAS THE WAY STORY AT SCHOOL TODAY. | | TO ME. ) THE STORY YE TOLD IT. T ALNOST DIED! ATSELE WASNT ‘SO FUNNY... am its te imc class, COACH THINKS VIOLENCE IS AEROBIC Faeuger eeetce! — Ww ' Oe & [hae WARS tow 21,22, 23,1986TE LOOKED EVERYWHERE! UNDER THE BED, WER MY ON THE STAIRS. ON THE | 4, ABRE IT IS! WALL FLOOR, INTHE WHO POT AT IN THE KITRHEN... (1S WST NOT | STUPID CLOSET 2? ANWNUERE | DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT Tene aa NENTS TIPE EVER CATCHES AS WE KNOW IT? }) | ME LETTING THE NR OUT OF THE CARTIRES AGAIN. = + M5 aN SrA Do ByWELL THATS SHOWING ALITTLE FORESIGHT FoR ONCE. "GOOD, FoR YOU, Calvin = HobbEs TIM TAKING THE UMBRELLA OUTSIDE GREAT! WHAT 5 ) ARIEL LETS, GETLESS SPACEMAN SPIEF CLOSES IN ON THE FLEEING | | ABOUT TO TEACH Vicious |] WAS THE CAPITAL OF ZARGONS! ALIEN SCUM THAT VIRTUE | | POLAND UNTIL 1ed0? BI | iS (TS ONN RENARD! WE LOCKS ONTO TARGET! ONCE AGAIN OUR. HERDS | [ PSST, CALVIN wt) THE TYRANNOSAURUS THE TERRIFNING LIZARD WIM A FEN Mia sus, | [7 AARReH! 7 AN, LUMBERS ACROSS THE IS TAREE STORIES TALL AND| | THE DINOSAUR 1S UPON A 2 p( EAT YOUR PRENISTORIC VALEN.. | HIS MOMMIS FILEDWIN | | TRIE OF FIEENG cAENEN.|| ARTEETE ! SIX-INCH USES OF DeaTa! | | HE DevouRs HEH one NONE!) | NAUGHH aurer | WHICH) THAT LON’ ONE? ONE.DO 1 HAVE TO EAT CAN T WATCH THE MOVE: N* 1 | THIS SLIMY ASPARAGUS? “KIER PROM QUEEN” | ON TW CANT STAVUP) [F][ THERES AN INVERSE, TUL MIDNIGHT? _-/ |} || RELATIONSHIP. BETWEEN HECK, THATS MORE FUN THAN EXPLODING A POTATO IN THE MICRONANE! CMON, CANIN. WERE NO, SUST LENE GOING TO THE STORE. CAN HIM HERE, HOBBES. IE NOU CANT NIN BY REASON. GO. FOR VOLUME.calvin od HODES PRUE TM TAXING MY BATA, YOU, CAN WAND COMB YOUR HAR THINK T SHOOLD NO, SO FORTHE SWAVE? /| DON oon FUZZY L90K. WERE'S A TIE AND ONE REFRESH MY MEMORY. HOW DID (OF HY SPORT COATS. T GET TNKED INTO THIS ONE?SO THE CONTRACTOR, WELL. ITS ALL PART OF | YOURE NOT SORRY WE] ] T ASKED FIRST RESIDES, IT SAYS (T NIL COST ABOUT] RAISING A CHILD, RIGHT? | HAD CALVIN, ARE YOU? |] WASNT ALL AMF DECISION / 3200 TO FIX. p———~ { OA THAT DUMB KID! STA ie i ARE 100? y ALJ. KNOM (STHAT] _ ‘ T OFFERED TO BY - US A DACHSHUND,, ‘4 & ? ye Z| BOT NO, YOU SAD. DO YOU THINK WELL SOMEBODY'S THERE'S A GOD? OUT TO GET ME a THE AUIEN, BEING UNNATURAL | STUPID |S BUSSFULIN IGNORANT (OF (TS IMMINENT DOOM! SPACEMAN SPIFF CLOSES IN ON THE ALIEN VESSEL! OUR HERD LOCKS ONTO TARGET AND NARMS UP WS FRAP-RAY BLASTER!][ WOue anomues HOLE IN ONE! MAGAZINES © SUBSCRIPTION CARDS THAT WOW! THREE NEW YESTERDAN T GOT FE. ] HOW COME YOU T.WENT TO THE LIBRARY MAGAZINES ny ME || T LNEGETING AL RECEINE NUL THESE, AND FILLED OUT AW THE TODAY | \ [SAID "BLL ME-LATER" Ss NCRNING CARTOONS. THIS. \S WARY (DIOTS, EXPLOSIVES ENTERTANWENT |S. AND FALLING ANNILS ALL ABONT.- ot UGH. T DONT WANT TO 'Y ME? TM NOX GONNA SPEAR ANN WORMS! RETIN SMART, HUN? THATS WANT T LIKE ABQUT SURVINING: INTHE NLD= PITTING QbR WITS AGAINST THE RAGING lifer SSE! s SOME FAST FOND OSE COME IN NEXT" LITE BONES LETS PIT OUR WITS AGAINST CHESERIRCERS, YEAR, MOD WANT TO. ri ENT SOMETHING THAT qe ° EATS HORHS ANYWAY?CALVIN, TRE HUMAN ATH PROPORTIONAL INSECT | | HE THEN CLIMBS ayo wn CALVIN, INSECT, WALKS ACROSS | |STRENGTA, HE PLACES A} | TO THE TOP OF ATINN ( STOP THAT! THE OTHER END. Jay SUMP. 4 THE DINNER TABLE. rr see EX QTE IN WIS MINUSCULE SIZE, |] AT THE OTHER END, THEN ITS ANOTHER TEN: VV TAKES. CAWNIN THE WE SLOWLY OETS THE | | MINUTE JOURNEY BACK, HUMAN INSECT, TEN MINUTES} | GIGANTIC SHEET! AS HE TURNS IT OVER! WAK A NS BOOK'S PAGE! “TWO BiG RUBBER( MONSTERS) | DoesT "Y AND PEOPLE SUG TOUT OVER MAYOR | [THAT SOUND | SAV THAT TMETROPOLITAN CENTERS INA | | GREAT? —] FOREIGN FILM Ee ~~ ISINACCESSIBLE. 98 o 2 . ee Nav 1219.14, 1985‘OW ROSALIN, YOURE HERE! | [HE REALLY APPRECIATE OUR] [AUK MANBE LITE | [HAHA You GOOD, COME IN COMING ONSOCA SHORT | | CANIN HERE WAS GOTTEN |] RANE THE NOTICE. WE'VE HAD A WIMSELF A REPUTATION HALE UP TERRIBLE TIME GETING FRONT? BABY SITTER FOR TONGHT] Say Vx J HL BABY DOLL, IT'S ME. || YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, THE || WE HASN'T BEEN ANY SE, | NEAW, I'M BABY SITTING || LITTLE MONSTER. ..WMMM?” | | TROUBLE. YOU JUST HATE. THE KID DowN THE STREET. | | NELL SOFAR, NO PROBLEM. | | TO SHON THESE KIDS. WHO'S THE BOSS. .M HMI ‘SHE SAID 8 CLO, AND. TS ALMOST 630 NOW, THANKS AGAIN FORBARY | [ CANIN (Tuer coon. | [THRE OO SITINS, ROSALIN WS NO | TICGet tae |] “GOOD NCAT. / TANK Ya TROUBLE | CAR AND DANE oop Wart | | AT ALL. | You HOME PoyCalvin 4 HObbES 160 WEVE GTA BARK SITTER, TONIGHT, CAWNIN, THE BOBY SITTER TS HERE! WE'RE. GOING! BE GOOD, OK? ‘CAUIN, TAKER WELL, IT NST LOOK BY THE BE 30 ess TL TURN IN FOR EIGHT BUGS A, NIGHT, T DONT PUT UP WITH MUGWHERE'S OUR TENT? L = Bae | WHEN HE SAID TO PITCH THE TENT, THREN fT N WHAT A GREAT NIGHT TO CAMP OUT? THOUGHT THE SKQUIMASTER SAID TO SET THEM UP. THE BEST PART ABOUT THESE, HIKES 15 GETTING LERT ALONE IN THE WEY, DUMMY! THE WEILL TRY TO LOSE EM WERE SEPARATED FROM ASAIN wR THE NEXT THE TROOP AND UNCOMPROMISING WILD | SCQUTMASTER SAYS TO WOPELESSLY LOST! om 7D SUAINE BY OUR GRAB YOUR STUPID STUFFED] WITS UNAIDED! TIGER AND SET YOUR, ) l a ‘ ? Baas N cer! 7] Bry x May 19,20, 21,1986GRAB THE HOTDOSS: AND COME ON! THE TROCPS COOKING. INNER OVER THE FIRE ) OH THATS JUST GREAT. HERE WEE BEEN LUGGING THIS DUNE. MYCRONAVE AROUND FOR AT LOOKS LIKE SOME BIG PERE WANT THE CROCODILE RLOATS. TO THE TOP OF THE MURKY AMAZON, COMPLETELY MCTIONLESS, HE APPEARS TO BE ONLY A HARMLESS LOG A HIPPOPOTAMUS APPROACHES AND ENSURES| (TS INSTANT DEATHS 2 CALNIN, NAT ARE. YOu DOING ? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT:C alvi No aan 4HODbES gn Fea LOOK, ITSANS YOU WANE TO SE EIGHTEEN TO. BN CIGARETTES,WELL CALVIN, IF YO) NQULDNT] | THERE'S ND PROBLEM SO DRAG THAT TIGER EVERIWAERE! | AWFUL TWAT YOO CANT ADD THINGS LIKE TIS WOUDNT] | SOME QUIET TO IT AND. > HAPPEN, MAKE IY EVEN WORSE! NK MOM! A BiG NMS Me STOLE HOBEE: LCANT SLEEP AT ALL. POOR HOBRES | T WONDER WHERE HE 1S. T HOPE HE'S OK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DESCRIBE HIM’ € ‘ lost: my tiGER, “HobbES” On tHE QUIEt sige. Somewhat PECULIaa. A GOod COMpSNION, IN Gd WEIR SORE Of way. ? VeeWM ASIUPTED TIGER OUT IN THE FIELD. HON STRANGE, WELL LOOK, SOMEBODY LEFT WELL, NOTHING ALITTLE TEA, T HOBBES | HOBBES! HEWO,CALIN, WOULD NOU LIKE TO JOIN MY HECK NO, TM TRYING TD. FIND MY BEST FRIEND, WHOS KIDNAPPED BY A. TEA PARTY? BEEN KIDNAI J DOG. LEAVE WE NONE. WELL T THINK MR. CALVIN IS. VERY RYDE, DONT YOU, NR.TIGER? YES, 1 THINK SO TO. MORE TEA ANNONE? HEY, T SHOUD TAL ASE [NOU FOUND HoBses | [want WONT NR GUNN To KEEP HER EYES OPEN THANG YOU THANK YOO GENTLEMAN! T DO WOK NHANKOUTHANOUTHRNKY QUTHANKOUTHANKNQUTHA, HEY! WHO TOOK ALL THE COKES 7"?Calin HobpEs = a Fe EMER Wows coOKNG DINER, R SOMERDY GOT SICKINTHE WOr's THAT FURNACE. DUCT. asm) — ayy SAY oe RENIN? WERE HANING MONKEY HEADS? WE ARE NOT ARE THOSE REALLY WEADS? WAATEVER I 1s, TW NOT EATING TT, MONKeY wens? THE NEVER HAD MONKEY HERDS BEFORE! | [JRMUTRINDAISISINED (WRAY ST noUeitn ese MERE TL WONDER WHAT \S MATA. [STUFFED FERED, HONEY, TWEVRE UKE NOSE? MUATSS THIS? \ THE HECK /5 THIS 2° WHAT BRANS? T DONT TIS, TM NOT EATING TT THINC THEY BE a SO PURBERNSUSIE, WANNA HEAR T THINK THE PRINCIPAL | HE'S TRYING To CORRUPT OUR] | PROMISE NOT A SECRET? IS ASPACE ALIEN SPY. | YOUNG INNOCENT MINDS SO} J TO TELL DONT WELL BE UNABE TO RESIST| | ANYONE? A WORRY, WHEN HIS PEOPLE INVADE. / HOBBES, WHAT SHOULD | | WELL, YOU CAN ALWAYS DO WE SCRAMBLE T DO WEN MOE COMES | | WHAT WE TIGERS DO) HATS) LIKE MANIACS To BEAT. ME UP WHEN ARHING CHARGES. | | THAT? J} FOR THE HOBBES, L NEED YOUR ] SOT WANT YOu TO HELP. THAT Buy MOE COME TO SCHOOL AND KEEPS FUBHING ME EAT HIM, OK? HAT IF THE CAFETERIA, LADIES WONT LET ME, USE THE OVEN Jone 23, 4, 1986TTS TOOEARY TOBEIN] TM NOT EVEN TIRED! [11S THE STUIDEST NING T BED JTS HARDAY EVEN] L DONT NEED TORE IN. [CAR IWAGINE! © TUNG TWN DOL FINE] BED! THIS 1S AN OUTRAGE! | MOM AND DAD ARE JUST = \ TRYING TO GET RID OF ME. T CANT SLEEP AT ALL a, CANYON SLEEP, HORBES? Ok, MoM, MORE, No RESPONSIBILITIES, T HAVE. EoueDh ‘Aiwaey, | | prteses? INQ CARES, NO WORRIES ! WE WANT MOE PRIILESES! {ce NUM WHAT NORE COULD YOU GIVE Got KL. POSSIBLY WANT? THEN T WATCH CARTOONS TILLNOON, AND I'M INCOHERENT AND HYPERACTIVE THE: REST OF THE DAY EVERY SATURDAY I GET UP AT SIX AND EAT REE Bowls OF GRIN SUSAR BONES. |SAAS PE AOU TS NOT UNLIKE, SOME OF THOSE. Zit CREAM, COMMERSALS.. We_JOIN THE FEARLESS SVICEMAW SPIFE INTERALANETARY EXPLORER EXTRAORDINAIRE, OUT AT THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAKY,IN THE COMMERCIALS, THIS COLA GREATIY __} ITS AN OUTRAGE, THAT SIXNEAR-OLDS CANT NOTE! Jue 9, 10,11, 1985, ENIDENTY A LITRE, LICENSE ON MADISON. ANENUE'S PART. HERE TAM, A US. YOURE CONCERNED ABOUT] CITIZEN, WITH NO VOICE | THE DIRECTION THE IN QUR REPRESENTATIVE | COUNTRY 1S HEADED? GOVERNMENT! \ NO, T UST WANT A BIGGER PIECE OF E PIE GOOD HEAVENS, T THINK, T BLEW MY FACE NK INSIDE Our JNON IT'S TOO HOT. NON IT'S TOO CLD. THE FEARSOME SHARK HE Wane vi SER SENSES DISTRESS INTHE || AND COS! WAVES ABOVE HIM! TERED ISIE YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEDNE WHO VATS BATHS AS MUCH AS. YoU Do, YOURE NOT NAKING TWS GO ANY FASTER! WERE, CALWIN, TLL SHOW |) SEE? I PULLED A YOU A MAGIC TRICK. DIME FROM WUE ERR!WM MAKE WIS MOUTH BIGGER He GURL LoOKs: ANGRIER THAN THAT, (OkAN, TLL DRAW A, TN APPRECIATION OF YOUR SERNCE] [[” CALVIN, WHAT TIME 15, AS DAD, TODAY TAM LING: ACCORDING TO THE PRINCIPLES FOUR FATHER WISDOM, ‘GOOD WORKING, DAD! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!) YES, “EARY TO BED, EARY TORIGE” YOU ALWINS SAY, FIVE IN THE / MORNING TL WIS GOING TO BOY You A THAN NICE, PRESENT. BUT] ROriwn® TONOU, TMA MAPPER, PERSON. T. KNEW WED MADE A MISTAKE, oem work, | THE MINUTE T SACTHAT LITLE: SOCRATES! J] BOLOGNA LOAF IN THE HRSPITAL BASSINET ene, 100THAT WAS QUITE. A CRASH, WASN'T IT? HIGH IN A TREE BEFORE. | | FOR MILES FROM UP HERE, WERE UP HERE IVE NEVER BEEN THIS ME EITHER. YOU CAN SEE rs TM GLAD TWSS |S THe GEST TIME.) TO GO WORMUCKING IT'S WHEN YOU WALK ON THE PNENENT AND yy MUCK ALL THE WORMS, WHAT DID TWVST] (aac ve TELL YOUF!?||' June 16,17, 19,1986IDO NOT! YOU CHEATER! TuuERe || OL MEN. 7M. et | TALKING Mis ‘aiavent r7|| BANG! HURRY UP, CALVIN. OUR CAN HOBBES CONE TO RESERVATION IS FOR 7:09, |] THE RESTAURANT ? b ARR LOOK ALIVE YE CURVY SCALLIWAGS! -aRRS A FRROATE 10 BORGO! PREPARE THE PLANK! Jone 19,29, 2, 1506JUST STAND STILL AND. TRY NOT TO IMAGING THAT VF MIGHT VERY WELL CRAWL DOWN YOUR SHIRT AND INTO YOUR PANTS \ WEE HEE! THAT WAS GREAT! LUSH T Dont WANT /' NO. LET'S, To KNOW NKAT. (GO CHECK DOING Nou THEN TL WANTED TO] { WHAT DID You ‘COLLECT STAMPS, DECIDE ON? A ne ‘STAMPED a BUSS. y 4 Jue 23,24 25,1986EVERYBODY T KNOW HAS, EMER CABLE TY OR ACR! THEY CAN WAT AATHING But ME? THANE TO WATCH DUMB OL! SIMMER REPENS? THANE TO WAIG THE SAVE, (GAPRAGE OER AND OVER! err we > Tw GONG To STAND STAND CN i THE BALLON CARRY ME. UP AND AWAY. A) SEE? THERE GOES HE BALLOON YOU DIDNT HANG ON WAS QUICK.calyin a4 pobbE > ita WEE HEE (SroP YOU HEARD DeD),YOU SEE, HOBBES, J HAVE A.WATER BALLOON, AND —} YOU DON'T. AND WHAT'S 'NITH ALL. D_TAEREFORE_ HVE OFFENSIVE SUPERIORITY, SO YOO HAVE TO DO WHAT T Sav. WHAT Doyo THINK OF THAT? TT WAS INCREDIBLE, DAD! } NICE ALIBI, FRIZZLETOP! AWERD OF DUCKS LEN IN. | NO DESSERT FOR A WEEK! me ‘WINDON AND MOLTED! —— THEY VERT WHEN THE HERD {You WANT ANOTHER YOU GMING! HONEST! PAL T TANK TLL TNE TAS | | THAT'S THE TROVBLE WITH STICK AND POKE YOUR | | WEAPONS TEQHNGLoSy, IT ‘OH MY GOSH, HOBBES! DONT MOVE! THE BIGGEST, UGLIEST, UZZIEST CATERPILAR LYE] EVER SEEN IS ABOUT TO. CHOMP YOUR BOTTOM! YOO KNOW WHAT YOUR 1 PROBLEM IS? YOU'VE GOT c] | NS APPRECIATION FOR |PHYSICAL HUMOR, THATS: wt Jone 30 Jy 12,1086WHATS Bicker FoR? ae { YOU KNOW WHAT E LIKE THEY'RE JUST MADE. FOR, ABOUT SUNVER DAYS? DOING THINGS WHAT WILL WE DO WITH WELL THAT'S ONETHING || YOU DON'T KNON WHAT 'T IF WE CATCH ONE? WE DON'T NEED To ONE 1S EITHER, HUM? THIS LOOKS LIKE A GREAT PLACE TO CATCH A CRAWDAD.alvin and Ob bE y NER ¢ HobbES & —WHEN ARE NE GOING TO GET TO OUR VACATION SITE? T WANNA BE THERE? CANIN, ITS AN ROATHOUR | URINE. WE'RE NOT EVEN OUT ‘OF OUR SINTE NET. ITS. GONG TO BE A WHILE RELAX, HOW MUCH LONGER WOW ?] I TOLD YOu ME ‘SHOUD HAVE FIONN. THERE'S A RESTAURANT COMING UP. WANT TO STOP? WANBURGERS? THAT'S ALL WEVE ENTEN THIS HOE ‘STUPID TRIP! HAMBURGERS, HAMBURGERS, HAMBURGERS! TM SICK OF HAMBURERS| WERE EATING SONETHING BISE FOR ONCE! ny CAWNIN, WE JUST POLED (QUT OF THE RESTAURANT. CANT YOU WAIT? THINK (OF SONETHING ELSE. AULT CAN THINK OF IS NIAGARA FALLS, AND THE HOOVER DAM, AND NOAH'S ARK, AND, Ju 7,89, 1986 NEXT WEAR T SWEAR TLL JUST TAKE A VACATION BY MYSELFTART TRIP WAS EXCRUCIATING: THANK GOCDNESS WERE HERE, EIGHT HOURS CRANMED INA, CAR WITH A HYPERACIVE, ‘SIX-YEAR-OLD! WHAT AN ORDEAL! WELL, NOW CALNIN CAN RUN AND SCREAM ALL HE LIKES. ANH, WHAT A GREAT pall WEN ARE VE LENING? TM BoRED. Y Youre BoRED? AA! ANCTHER GLORIOUS, NOTA SUNRISE, AND hen eee | J TWS ISTHE LIFE! A BRISK SWIM AT DAWN, A MORNING OUT IN A BOAT, a [AND BN QAM. I'M BACK WITH FRESHLY CAUGHT FISH FOR, [BREAKFAST ' THE DAY'S HARDY| BEGUN! WHAT A VACATION! UGH...IVE SEEN CHEERIER FACES AT THE OFFICE! HEX, THATS A BIG ONE. TLL SHOW MM! PASS MIE ANCTHER OF TWESE. GREAT CHEESE. SANDWICHES! HAYA, NO BONES IN THESE, RIGHT? Josr 10, 11,12. 1906| | THE ANSWER HAD BEER NOT | SE WArT MINE Iris Calvin“ HObbES és 9 lasers WARTS. SHORT AND UGA AND WET ALOVER! GNE UP?WON, LOOK DOWN THERE! ] [T THING YY AND THA NUST] TU BET TAS, MAN, THIS 1S TWINK TTS THE DM |] THATS N | BE A GIANT BORING. TWH QUILINE OF A WHALE! ROCK, J EEL SUITHERING THERE WAS A ee hy MO\IE THEMTER SOMEPLAE, WANT TO GO T. CAN SEE NAY. FISHING? TTS SO CONTEMPLATIVE Jot 14,15, 16,1951 DONT LKE FOOD COOKED Ow, UGH Do You? WT ALL Dee TASTES THE| ‘SAME. WELL, WITH THIS WATERING | ITS FUN TO CAN, L CAN MAKE THEM MESS WITH, THEIR MINDS. K, THINK ATS RAINING. | We THE EXPERIMENT HAS, WE ZIPS AQOUT IN PAPASITIC] AN UNGEARABLE STENCH, GONE HORRIBLY WRONG! | | HUNGER, SEARCHING FOR FILS THE AIR. THE JUST TAKE OUT CALNIN HAS MUTATED DECANING FLESH! HIDEOUS BUG ZEROES IN. THE GARBAGE INTO A GIANT FLY! ) LIKE TASKED sows 17, 18,16, 1086(TS ANOTHER NEW MORNING FOR MB. MONROE, HE-GUNCES AT THE NESPAPER HEADLINES OFF) RUPEE GARE AND GETS NIE RED SPORTS CAR TO SO TO WORK LITTLE DOES HE REALIZE, WS AYS LAST DAV ON TE Face OF THE GARTH! [CAL DRINKS THE MAGIC. ELITR AND BEGINS ANT INCREDIBLE. TRANSFORMATION] INSTANT HE GRONS! BIGGER AND BIGGER! HE YS NOW OVER 300 FEET TALLY WE FORMULAS A SUCCESS! NOTING CN STOPHIME Is PANIC IN HE STREETS! ATOAN LIES IN RUINS!WT TAKES US, WHS DAN TOURY, THAT? | KNDUNTIL WE 90, WE SMELL FUNNY} CON, CALNIN! TE SIGNED T CANT BELIEVE MY MOM ] [HERE TAM FREEZING MY] THE ONIN THING THAT GUD [TAUGHT BY 7 WALL,LOOK SIGNED ME UP FOR BUNS OFF ATS INTHE | POSSIBLY MAKE THIS WORSE [NN SADISTIC. | HOS HERE! “SIMMING LESSONS NORNING, ABOUT TO JUMP] WOULD BE IF THE CLASS MAS... | BABY SITTER? INTO ICE WATER AND DROHN, | ry 6 T ALANS THOUGHT LIFE- GUARDS WERE JUST TAUGHT YON TO RESUSCITATE PELE AND THINGS LIKE THAT. TT'S WAEN YOU SOAK A TONEL| AND THIST IT UP INTO A WAP, IT STINGS LIKE CRAZY AND JS MUCH WORSE THAN BEING COD. GET MY DRIFT? OK... EVERYONE | | CALVIN, DO YOU KNOW INTHE WATER | | NHAT ARAT TAIL 1S? Jnr 21.22.28. 1986TIS WATER IS FREEZING! | 1 BET THE LIFEGUARD IS | OK, FIRST NEI IM GONG TO GO INTO | INVOLVED INSOME INSURANCE | TO LEARN TE Sohats ‘SHOCK _AND DROWN, 1 SCAM AND SHES GONG TO SST KNOW IT. LET US ALL DROWN LIE RATS! OHNO! OHNO! \ sda We L_DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOM, TAL, JOST STAY ON DRY LAND ALL MY LIFE we WHY NOT SOMETHING FUN, || OR PRIIUG LESSONS! LAKE, HANS GUIDING OR J) T COND BE TAKING DRWING SMARPSHOMTING? 7) | LESSONS AND J SNEMING UTD.a wd. Cdlyin “4 HobbEs 5 MERA SOME: CauiN, 69 ONSDE FRING ION OIR THE JAND QUIT BUGGING ME! GRASS, HE SEARCHES UP AND ORR ‘OWNO?! HES THRASAING ABOUT IN A DESPERATE ] [TE WAS GOING TO 2ON YOO IN THE THE FLOWERS, IN ASPIDER WEB! | [810 FoR FREEDOM, HE OWN BONES] [HAMMOCK, BOT LTANK TLL RSET CT DARTING THIS: : | MORE_ENTAN( 1 SOON THE SPIDER| WAY AND THAT! J WILL SUCK QUT HIS INNARDS ! HELP! ea e086HI,CALNIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? BiG (MPORTANT SECRET THINGS! GO AWAY! GET issr! [THAT_SWUPD CANIN. ) ee | ALT TRY 0016 BE FRIENDS, AND HE TREATS ME LIKE T'M NOBODY.“ SUSIE, HOBBES THOUGHT L WAS’ RUDE, SO TM SORRY, AND (Ou CAN OME PLAY WITH US IF NOD WANT. 7 THANKS, CANIN, THATS REMY NIE. CF YOU. WELL, WHO NEEDS JERS LE HIM ANYWAY? T DONT NEED HIM FOR A FRIEND. T CAN HIVE FUN BY WSELF! OK, WELL PLAN HOXSE NOK! IALBE THE HOPED ERE. INIFE, THE TIGER. HERE CAN BE Mi LUNEMAED, HOSEIEETING HNSEAND, AND YOU CAN BE CUR BRATIY AND BRAINLESS KID IN A ‘DN CGE CENTER /THE ALIENS ARE GAINING. ON OUR HERO! IN A SURPRISE. NOE, SPACEMAN, SPIFF SHIFTS, WTO REVERSE! THE ALIENS ROAR AHEAD! SPIFF SHIFTS BACK INTO. FORNARD, AND PURSUES BUT THE ALIENS HAVE. TURNED] AROUND AND ARE HEADED STRAIGAT FOR GUR HERD! SPIFF SHIFTS, INTO REXEPSE! I'M GETTING SICK TELL ME THIS ISN'T A SPITBALL/” pv e% Se ° HOBBES, QUICK! TART WAS NN HOW Do T STOP??? ASISGESTION WV Al ae a)Ca) Win mad — RRRARRRE DGFT We won NE ga OBE NOTAING CAN BEAT VOLUME OF WATER!THIS EXPLANS| WHEN YOUR BUT {TS NOT A BONE. IT MUST BE SOME PRIMITIVE [MINE IT HUNTING WEAPON OR AD SOME. | CLOTHES STAY EATING UTENSIL FOR (ON THE FLOOR ‘CANE MEN. ml —— LOOK AT THAT THING IN |] T WONDER NHAT: PECULIAR. ANIMAL THIS ‘IS NK WHEN YO DISGVER, BUT SUPPOSE YOU DONT SOMETHING, YOU'RE AUONED | DISCOVER THAT CREEK. To NAME IT AND PUT UP A SIGN, t CAN WORBES ANDT GO| WHATS WRONG WITH THAT? ] [T ALWAYS Y T HAD NO IDEA PUNT IN THE RAIN, MOM? FORGET. IF YOUCOUD CATCH PNEQWONIA RUN UE ‘A TERRIBLE HOSPITAL BL, LINGER A FEW MONTHS, AND DE. oust 4,5, 6, 1986WANT TO GO SPELUNKING || SPELUNKING? THERE ARENT] | YOU DONT NEED A CAVE mH NE? ANN CAVES AROUND HERE! | | ALL YOU NEED 1S A ROCK, TOO BAD. 7 ON SUMMER || WELL, Go OFF AND JOIN T JUST DOTHAT TO VACATION, SOT GET TO |] THE RAT RACE! NOM AND || HELP WIM APPRECIATE THE, STAY HOME AND DD T_ARE RACKING UP LOTS, WEEVENDS MORE | WHATEVER T WANT! OF EXPENSES! But ITS THE HOMIDITY |} YOO DONT UKE 7” NOT MEN YO BETTER THAT REALLY GETS TOME. || IT WHEN (PS GET QUT QUICK HUMCalyi,, “Hobpes wie TWO AND AMAL... | HEARD A For, BUT ETMING IT WAS MY LUNGSCANIN, ONE GORD HEAVENS, | MOM SND IF T KEEP MAKING Hi, HOBBES! a's WRONG | THIS FACE, IT WILL FREEZE i i a TH YOU? | LIKE THIS FOREVER! DONT MAVE FACES AT THE | [MOM SAID MY FACE WOULD] [NO ITY IT DID, DAD! MOM] TABLE, CALVIN. FREEZE LIKE THIS SOME |] DIDN'T. | WAS RIGHT. TM a DAY. AND IT JUST DID HORRIBLY DISFIG.RE BUT DONT WORRY, T WONT SPO DINNER. SEE? ELEPHANT MAN!HA: NONT SHE BE] HI,SUSIE. WHAT DID YOU DO, GET YOUR HEAD STUCK IN THE BLENDER? IT'S ML, CAUIN, IVE Got THE MOST BORING DAD IN THE WORLD. WK NN bo WITH THESE, WELL Sd FAR, THIS HAS SNORKES, WE, BEEN A MANOR DSAPPOINTHENT CAN STAY UNDER WATER INDEFINITELYYOUKNON, DAD, IT DISTORRS ME TWAT TS WAGON HAS NO SEAT BELTS AND WOULDN'T SURE Gres wre POLES RMT! Ie cons, - ALL ANY MiTHE RECIPE SAYS IT MAKES: WELL JUST MAKE ONE BIG TWENTY PANCAKES, , SO PANCAKE AND CUT TT IN WE'LL EACH GET TEN. / a | #2 es can 29 2, SN. Co 2 aN: @nce.upon atime there was] [1 DON'T LIKE THESE boy named Calvin, whoalways| | STORIES WITH MORALS. ‘anid sings hs way One 3 his dach got sick of it and. Trim in the Dasement Breve cise hd Nap = Ise Aves hapyil Cres otter fer T™ BUSY, CALAN. TAL READ YOU ONE] DINNERS READY, CALVIN. YES,T AM. I'M RIGHT ‘COME TO THE TABLE. HERE IN FRONT OF IT! TM WATGING TELEVISION ‘NoT SAW A TURTLE DONN || BiG DEAL! WHO CARES? BY THE CREEK IVE SEEN WUNDREDS OF pee TURTLES! PROBABLY MILLE! ‘nO WANTS TOSEE ANOTHER DONE OL! TURTLE? a, § 2S, THINK YOURE ALITTLE BIG FOR THAT NOW AU RIGHT, THE WATER LOOKED A, LITTLE COLD, EH, TARZAN?Cdlvin 4 HobbEs wee ke ée WUE Bor - = WE DENSE DIOINTESRATES TAN AVRZING CATCH? HOBBES ‘SENEKTH THE COMING 1S AT THE 30... ME 20..1HE I cxSuaiGHT! THE Guage: | CLEAR? [BACK JUMPS AND DOIGES! \ BUT CALWIN FUMBLES THE BALL AND HOBBES RECOVERS IT! UTA PEM IS, CALLED ON TH PLN AND HOREES 1S, HOBBES Mt BY POURING ‘OUT Hs Mo ‘SORRD ONTO CANIN HET!TTHINK TM USING Too STRONG A SUN SCREEN paneer: &% & FISHING IS THE MOST. BORING SPORT IN THE WORLD. WENE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND,WITH A DRINK OF MAGIC | | COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT, ELIXIR. CALVIN TURNS | | HE POAMS UNDETECTED! HIMBELF INVISIBLE. —~ ty WA HAT T HAVE TURNED ] BY REMOVING MY CLOTHING, MYSELF INVISIBLE! 1g T WANE COMPLETE FREEDOM 1 CAN PERPEIRATE ANY | T CAN GET AWAY (NITH ARE YOU DOING TN ! ANYTHING! COOKIE VAP. WITHOUT. j Pe Le CALNIN, BEING YOUR DADIS. [NST ELECTED? YOO MEAN] [IN SHORT, OPN YT DONT UN NOT ANELECTED POSITION. | YOU CAN GOVERN WITH || REVOLT AND EXILE | sve Deca] TENTHAVE TD RESPOND | ICTRTORIAL IMPUNITY?Calvin « Hobbes RE GRANTY 1S, ARBITRARYNOT NET. ITS DECIDED TM GOING TO LEARN OK. NO0 CAN HON TD RIDE ler THIS BICYCLE ia BEN IF iT | Be « Kus Me. ) @ THEN SAN ONCE YOU LEARN HON TO RIDE A BICYCLE, YOu NEVER FORGET. $2 zee S a3GepSil2 [VT JUMPED MEV’ THEY DRINK WATER ALL DAY JUST IN CASE SOMEONE | TM GRING TO HANG AROUND] BECAUSE_IM YOUR MOTHER || AND YOU CAN STOP. Me ALL AND T SAID SO. GET AFTERNOON AND EAT BUCK IN HERE GO0SE-STEPPING. CANIN AND READ COMIC AND BOOKS:THT WAS THE CREEPIEST T DONT THINK TL CANPFIRE STORY LYE EVER EVER SLEEP AGAIN. WEARD. LETS GET BACK “aad Fs fd rtHEX, MOM, CAN WE GO. QUT FOR PIZZA TONIGHT? NO, ‘NE HAD PIZZA LAST ‘TOS EXPENSE TO EAT ‘OUT ALL THE TIME, NIGHT, AND BESIDES, ITS ‘OA, YOU'D RATHER WELL, KEEP YOUR EVES PEELED] THEY'RE BOUND TO LAND HERE SOONER OR LATER. CALNIN AND HIS TRUSTY FASTER AND FASTER THEY 60!] [THE POLICE APE AFTER THEM! | | ALL RIGHT, I'M BACK ALREADY! NANIGATOR HOBBES ROAR | | ABUSLOAP OF SCHODLCHILDREN] | CALVIN CRAWLS DOWN TO | [CANT EVEN RUN AN ERRAND Donn THE RESIDENTIAL || DVES FROM THE SIDEWALK] | PUT IN THE CLUTCH AND SMIFT!| | WITHOUT YOU BLOWING We WORN ACROSS, THE: PARKING LOT?) WAT WILL WE DO. WHEN THEY COME? ‘SEE \F WE CAN SELL MOM, AND DAD INTO. SLAVERY FOR|CALNIN, T DONT WANT YOU UP IN THAT TREE. MIGHT BREAK COME ON DaWN THIS ENT QUITE THE‘SPACEMAN SPIFF IS HIT! WES GONG Dow? FORTUNATELY ,CUR HERO ALWAYS] THE PLANETS ATMOSPHERE 1S THICK WITH NOKiONS FUMES AND GASES ! (CUR WERS CAN, HARDAY BREATHE: SN ‘Spiee MUST FIND WELP QUCHLY,. BUT 1S THERE ANC UFE ONTHS TRIS QUESTION 1S ANSWERED WHEN A TuDeDUS BlOB OF GELATINGYS. SPIRS BUSTER 1S USELESS AGAINST “THE SLIME" OUR HERS TRIES TOESIFE, BUT “THE. SUFFOCATING STENCH ENNELOPS| HIM WRT R DISGUSTING FATE! TWAS GROSS, CALUINE AEN) Dow LIKE THE CREETERINS TAPIOCA, UST LENE TT ALONE!SUMMER VACATIONS OVER! NOTHING AMEAD BUT TOIL AND DRUDGERY FOR A WHOLE YEAR! ‘OH, COME ON, YOU SPENT MALE ME SUMMER COMPLAINING HOW BORED. YOu WERE WOW STRANGE. I MUST HAVE BEEN DEURIOUS FROM HANING SO MUCH FUN, fy Wa Os I BELIEVE IT] I HAVE To WRITE A TUL AGVER BE ABLE NOT SO GOOD. MOMEWORK ALREADY ! PARAGRAPH ON WHAT TO WRITE THAT MUCH!) | HOWS IT | NAAT DID YOU T JUST GOT BACK TO | T DID OER THE SUMMER! | “TES Nop FAIRY | COMING? | DO BESIDES Ko scHoou! (A WHALE PARAGRAPH? NA WATCH TY ? / ER IN SOKER. 10) CANT TOUCH. THE BALL WITH YOUR HANDS OR ARMS SEE, YOU CAN USE ANY OTHETHANE AWPOTWENCAL |... SHOULD T NO, I DONT THING HERE'S ANOTHER HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. SUPPOSE A KICK HIM, VIOLENCE WOLD QUESTION. WHAT REAL HARD BE JUSTIFIED. INTHE SUNG? TYE DECIDED \ p= \ LONG BEARD. THATS NICE, CALVIN T THOUGHT SHED PUT UP TO GROW A \ LIKE_THE GANS IN YOU GO AHEAD MORE OF A FUSS THAN BEARD, MOM. 2Z TOR AND DO THAT. \ y Wy NY cr ok S44 GOOD HEAVENS, LOOK AT [AND NOV Ga RIGHT OUT] THE PRICE! T DONT HAE | OF THESE! HONESTLY, WHY PANTS THAT GOST THIS MUG! | WOULD ANY / MUD NEED DESIGNER Cowes ?? as WFBRL AE RULE! © MISE GAINED TEN POUNDS, TODA NAYBE EM GETING A LITTLE PLUMP? YOURE BIGGER, CCALWIN, BUT THERES NO FAT ON You!Fay | FORGET IT, MOE] {IN FACT, T FORAKO WHA | icf. | EN Nor GUING| | DONT BEN OM WAIT, YES, NONOSNLLABIC VOCABULARY, YOu MONEY. MINE ANY. T Do! HERE. NES AWFUUY PERSUASIVE Ov, HOBBES, HEPES THE | [YOU COME TOSGOOL wT] [EAT Him?) SuREYOO PLANLTO PUT MOE OoT |] ME, AND RAEN NOE COMES K_& Saumcsion |} 10'STEN. MY MONEY, YOU JF THAT BULLY (S EXTORTING! DON'T Do THAT! \F MOE | THIS KID CANT GET AWAY | | HERE'S A UST MONEY, TM GONG TO FINDS OUT T SEALED, | WITA STEALING, CALVIN. | / OF WHAT I'M TM A GONER! SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO | | WEARING. SEE. / ‘SOMETHING. You AT THE Wee PS | More | Serene 22,23 24,1986Yer. Pe heres dhe ‘ne ey and ts ome bea ~~ Somebody rated on me: dark eat it Lever ind out whe ee = = T THINK YUL USE THE QUARTER To CALL MY KL, INSURANCE AGENT. Xu OS Su CALIN,S THIS (MIPORTANT? TM VERY BUS This MORNING, TLL MAKE \T FAST, DAD. CAN NOU PICK UP SOME: HELLO, CALVIN, SPEAKING TD LIVE TO ORDER A LARGE ANCHOVY PIZZA OH, IM SORRY WHAT? ] YOU MUST HAVE T..P2 | DIALED THE NRONG| NUMBER. GaROBIE] Py TRY TO MAKE BH EVERNONE'S DAN A LITTLE MORE SURREAL. 38 ne ‘Nu %, &RATS, T WAS SAVING 1T'FOR LATER ey és cy a Calvin “4 HobbE $ ‘ean (QUIT SQUIRWING, CANIN. YOUVE GOT (CE CREAM ALOVER YOUR SHIRT, YOUR DAD DIDNT] [__NO,YOU DONT! GET ME ANY, DAD'SAD TIGERS ICE CREAM, SO Tet 10 RIDE BOTH WANs TM TIRED OF PULLING YOu. TIGERS DONT KNOW WE Gor NENS, IE THEY UKE ICE Fuzz BRAN. CREAN UNTIL THEY, TM NOT PULLING, ‘TRY EVERY KIND. ENTER! TW NOT PULLING.WHAT ARE YO) DONG? [ You Look MORE LIKE Y. YOURE BEING BORED. A SOMBRERO? ARC YON CRAZN?! COOL PEOPLE DONT WEAR SOMBREROS! NOBIY NEES SOMBRERO! \ 2 TN BACK. SEE, I PUT ON] ae PANTS! eo ere TUBE “COOL” IN THESE, BOX UST LOOK AT THESE BIG. YELLOW BUTTONS! MICKEY MOUSE. PANTS. 7/7 You DONT LOOK COOL! YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! BWPHE MANE TM NEW WANE, | vee yore | Mm 20ST STUPID 30, Ocrone 1 1986 serrien 2s,HERE CONES SUSIE TN GONG TO THRON A ARE THERE ANY MONSTERS. UNDER MY BED TONIGHT ? SLEEP. VE TERE WERE Any VERY J MONSTERS UNDER MY BED, | SMALL. HOW BIG WODLD THEY BE?” | GOTO ‘| ~_ 2 SCalvin «4 HObbE 5 5 aN TM WONG, WHEN'S, 4 LOOK, YOUVE GOT YOUR STUFFED TER’) [WHAT ARE YOu, CRAZY? ONT SSE He HOBBES 1S A FERSCIQUS FEROCIOUS? “HE LOOKS FUZZY AND CUDDLY TOME! HAL BENEATH SOT EXTERGR ve 4 “TERRIBE MANDIBLES OF BONE CRusHING DEAT TEL. G2NONOU NTO MR?WITH GREAT EFFORT, CAWIN | [ HIS ONIN HOPE FOR PROPER, ‘THe HUMAN INSECT ADVANCES || MEDICAL TREATMENT LIES IN THE PAPER IN THE TYPENRITER) | HIS ABILITY TO WRITE A LEGIBLE MESSAGE TO HS. FAMILY? HE CRAWLS TO EACH KEY] / WHO WROTE “HELP TM A BUG" JK AND Jumps! J | ON MV LETTER TO GRANDMA? 4 EMDENTLY BENTS NE, MoM| S. MANBE THE SEAL] AROUND WHAT'S THIS T KINDA LIKE IT Music? \NTERESTING PERCUSSION ‘SECTION. Scr014N6, 7,8, 1996T WENT TO SCHOOL, PLAYED OUTSIDE, AND DID MY WOMEWORK. I'M EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW PSST. SUSE! WHATS Rag? 47 | =~ (NOTE. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, WAIT AM THAT'S WHAT SHE SND 344° WAS. T ust RED TYP (T's ABOUT HOW MACHINES} THIS GREAT TAKE CONTROL OF HUMANS SCIENCE FICTION. | aye AND TURN THEM INTO STORY AE, ZOMBIE SLAVES! SO_INSTEAD OF US CONTROLLING MACHINES, THEN CONTROL US? PREITY SCAR (DEA‘OH SURE! YOUR GRANDFATHER Callin! Hobbes (ease TE PORRIFTING TYRANNOSAURUS LUMBERS ] [THE MIGHTY DINOSAUR ACROSS THE ISA WALKING DEATH BONE! RE NETRA VIN OF MISUNDERSTANDING, me UNE HECK ACROSS THTOMORROW WERE GONG | EACH OF US HAS TORIND [WHAT ARTIGE DID) | [SPACE ALIEN [| ACTUALY, TO DISCUSS “CURRENT EVENTS] NEWSPAPER ARTICLE, | YOU CHOOSE? WEDS TROHENED | THERE'S, IN SCHOOL READ (TTOTHE CLASS, ELVIS CLONE? ISCO” AND EXPLAIN IT a a we & Mee ww My % i LOOK WHAT YOU JUST PUTONE OVER EGY [AN ELEPMANT! WA WAT] [IFT MISS THE BUS, TTS CAN DO WITH EAR, AND ONE OER — |T WANT SONE SOCKS Too! | GOING TO BE UNPLEASANT: BIS NS! / 3 YOUR NOSE. AROUND HERE YS, 2 a 2] YOUR, PROBLEM |S YOUYE GOT NO COMMON SENSE ‘TIVE GOT PLENTY OF T. JUST CHOOSE AMMON SENSE! TO IGNORE IT, a a ob (Ocr0BE 15, 4 15,1986I DONT UNDERSTAND, JF WERE JUST GOING FF | We THERES THIS BUSINESS ABOUT | TO DIE, WHAT'S THE . SEAFOOD, DEATH POINT OF LINING? TNE DECIDED T WANT TO] WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TOWORK, BE A MILLIONAIRE | PREITY HARD TO GET A Po WHEN T MILLION DOLLARS GRON UP NOT WONT, = YOU WILL, T JUST WANT vO ERT | ‘THE WORST PART ABOUT GONG) TO SCHOOL |S. WAITING =e J WELL, HERE, My BOY, MY LUNCH BOK HERE. AND IMAGINE WHATS HE Te PLERSURE, ‘SEEMS LIGHT. Re NTN a 7 ME.THIS \S GONNA E SOFT! UGH, JUST, IMAGINE ONE OF THOSE| SUNY MUCKBALIS SLIPPING UP- NOUR PANT LEG! THERE MIGHT ‘BE DOZENS IN THERE!UP Y SPIFE READIES ET | HIS DARING ESCAPE. AS YOU CAN SEE, SPACENAN | | QUR HERO, CAPTURED BY || VERY AMUSING, YOU ISPIFE, WE HAVE WANS OF | | Z0RKONS,, EYES THE TWISTED SPACE FROG, EXTRACTING INFORMATION | | DIABOLICAL INSTRUMENTS |] WHAT'S. 7H/S FIENDISH, FROM EVEN THE MOST OF TORTURE! DEVICE CALLED? UNCOOPERATIVE PRISONERS! ITS RIGHT. ON THE ATS STILL ON THE FLOOR? | GEE, MY OWN COPY OF WON DIDN'T You PUT THE _ENANCIPATION, \T ANAY? PROCLAMATION ! hee | | Witz, FLOOR NHERE YOU LEFT AT. / a, Long, F CANT WEY, THATS] [HERE'S A [HNN THAT LOOKS] MAKE SHADONS | op! SWAN. | MORE LIKE SOME] JON THE WALL y 4 TENTAGD THING, BUG-EVED HERE'S & 006.TM TRYING. WHY'D HOU nN WN? WT SAYS ON THE BACK HE WROTE HIS FIRST | OF THIS RECORD THAT THE | SYMPHONY WHEN HE | COMPOSER COULD PLAN THE PIANO AT AGE THREE, TM DONE WITH MY HOMEWORK!THATS NOT A RULE. T CAN HIDE MA FLAG ANYWHERE! YOO DINT CFAQHIY CALL § TINE OUT. (OFF TO IAL WTA YOU! O¥, TIME IND Te SA WENT URE De Sh | [SEIFT AM GQ0p, T.GO RIGHT [AND IF Oy PUT MY CEREAL INTO MY PANTS WHLE TM JON THE STAIRS TOO, TL WONT PUTTING ON MY SHIRT, AND | HAVE TO GET UP UNTIL. ‘SECONDS BEFORE THE BYS ONES TOOK, WOM, T PUT AL MY ] [ THEN IN THE MORNING, CAGTHES FOR TOMORROW TLL RUN OUT IN MY ON THE STARS, URDERAEAR AND SLIDE DOAN AT TOP SPEED! - TSNg = LOOK, MOM, GO SPIT OUT YOUR MAYBE DAD WILL IVE OT FOOTHPASTE AND STOP |} FALL FOR ATIF RABIES BEING SILLY 4) BITE HIM FIRST PRL wat RENO! | [T DONT KNOW YEF WELL, WE DEA [AVN MINE -———] ) GONG To DRESS |] T CAN'T DECIDE 1S TOBE THE [TL WST GO | TM GOING AS | UP AS FOR SCARIEST THNG | AS DNSELE! } A BARREL OF EP HALLOWEEN? & “NOU CAN yey TOC WASTE! ye, = TAINK OF. LS < e f 3 ~~ ty = ‘cron 27, 28,29, 1586iE GOING TD A ‘SEE, WELL MAKE A FACE ON THIS PUMPKIN SO IT WILL LOOK LIKE A HEAD. T THINK DAD LIKES ALONE AS MUCH BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO OPEN UP THE TOP AND ‘SCOOP OUT THE GIOP INSIDE, OK JACK, TIME FOR XOUR LOBOTOMY -” WAND ME A BIG SPOON, [7 Ust! NO. WIL YOU, EC HOBEES N 1S HE GOING To STAY HOME _AND GIVE OUT CANDY [ NO, HE'S GONG To SIT IN THE BUSHES WITH THE GARDEN HOSE_AND DRENCK, POTENTIAL PERS TFS AWWINS SUCH A LETDONN AFTER A HOUDAN WE MIGHT AS WELL GO. INTO TONN AND LSOK, AT THE QHRISTMAS TECCRATIONS,caNin “1 HODDES tmx ae mete << es VERES THE Mi AIRSRAET AUR:‘SoRE. I'M FRONT IT SAIS] "BECAUSE MW BED YSNT MAE, Loe a WINGY TH “GET WELL | MY CLOTHES NEED TO BE AT “ AND TM HUNGRY” = ey, SA. oy Ly “oes FEELING WELL, | | THOVOATRUL SO TM MAKING | | OF YOu. NOMS NOT THAT'S | ‘SEE, ON THE | AND ON THE INSIDE AT SANS, HER A'GET Wall’ CARD \é [HMOM! SINCE YOURE ][T PREPARED EGGS, TOAST | [THE EGS KIND OF BURNED | [UUM WHERE SICK, TM BRINGING YOU |] AND ORANGE JUICE FOR AND STUCK TO THE PAN. BUT | 1S THE TOAST BREAKFAST IN BED! YOu AL BY MYSELY! YOU CAN PROBABLY CHIP AND ORANGE THEM OOT WITH THIS CHISEL, WCE? r SINCE YouR ) 7 AS YOu CAN SEE, T MOM SAS YouR MoM WISH] Now's SKK SARINED WO YEARS OF | YOU RE” | WERE, Soke TU BE MAGN —] WY OWN COOKING WENT | FROZEN oT KN HAD AN. APARTMENT AFTER | WAFFLES AND e THE SYRUP DINNER, TONIGHT. COURSE. CANNED SOUP | Out, WL YOU?You DO, FINE, IT'S HARD TO BE A \ SOMETIMES WHEN IM SICK YOU READ ME A STORY. WANT ME TO READ YOU ONE ?| ——-. : ( NO,THANKS, nad ARE YOU CAIN. T WHY WOULD SHE WANT ANOTHER KID? SHE'S, ALREADY GOV ME.” [You Dowt )|snpROSE SHES. GOING To HAE. GOING TO HAVE A. BABY, AND RE SAD NOT THAT 2 Re 1 ASKED DAD \F MOM WAS, DAD SAID WE'D KNOW IF MOM WAS HEVING A KID BECAUSE SHED LOOK LIKE, A HIPPOPOTAMUS WITH A GLAND PROBLEM h BABY, DO YOO" THATS WHEN MOM) | CREAMED HIM, md mie G2 T *e = J )HEN, MOM, I GOT A PART IN THE CLASS: Pu TM THE ONION, AND T ‘Ok, HOBBES, T NEED YOU TO HELP NE MEMORIZE, MY LINE FOR THE PLAY. SAY, “IN ADDITION TO. MANN VEGI SOURE OF DIETARY SUPAYING VITAL NUTRIENTS, REA FIBER.” AT'S AGREAT DRANATIC ROLE! MU CHARACTER WILL HAVE EVERYONE IN TEARS ATTHE: END OF THE SECOND ACT! WHATS NUTRITION AND THE FOUR FOOD. GROUPS.” TM AN ONION READY GO MEAD.] [WAIT HOLD IT.) FANE, T “IN ADDMTON..” | | TM NOP IN, | Su _ |GIARACTER YET, | TRS CLD OK, NOSE “GLUCOSE 1S THE BODY'S | ["IN ADDITION BREAD? 3 MAIN ENERGY SOUR UUM. ‘5 GRRRGHH.! a “WN AUDITION.” / 2 THE THIS FUN! £ UWA. | 3 Novena 10,11, 12,1986IVE GOT_ JT ALL FIGURED YOUHAVE | NO. T THOUGHT I'D COME | AD-LIR SOMETHING AROUT OUT, HOBBES. THIS PLAY YOUR LINEAL] ONT, DO ALITTLE SOFT-SHOE, bit BE NO SWEAT a SMORIZED? | AND AD-LIB SOMETHING ! DIETARY FIBER? >) { EITHER THAT, OR TLL DO HOW'S MY ONION TM SNLL WORKING ON TT] [ JUST BE GLAD IM NOT COSTUME COMING, MOM?! |T WISH YOUR CLASS WOULD] | RUSSY WHITE. AE HAS DO SOMETING ALITTLE | | TO BE AN AMINO ACID LESS ELABORATE. I'M NOT MUCK OF A SEAMSTRESS. | ry es | o Vi ais ARE YOU GOING To COME, TO MY PLAY, DAD? IT'S CALLED "NUTRITION AND THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS. WELL, WHY DONT YON SAN || 25 KIDS IN FOOD SUITS, YOUR LINE FOR ME NOW? | | FORGETTING THEIR LINES. LX DEFINITELY 8&_NV WORK. DEAR! CAINS, WORKED HARD, OK, “IN AQDTON. “Wl ND. NAIT UMCalvin HObbES P ZIP ZOP ZIP ZOP ZIP Zop ZIP ZOP ZIP ZOP zip ZOPDONOO HAVE YOUR EAN AT” | INTWE PUN NUTRITION PLAY, CALYIN? | DIFFICULT ROLE, YoU KNON Ke ao WHAT ARE YOU ? TM STILL LEARNING IT IM, | NO 1M LINE MEMORIZED FORTHE | BEING AN ONION IS A "pA h ANYONE ZZGE” WANT TOSA IT PP THANKS FOR WAITING FOR | | TLL BE GLAD THE BUS WITH ME, HOBBES.| | WHEN THIS T FEELLIKE AN IDIOT 4] STUPID PLAY ise IN THIS ONION SUIT. pat } Ze H le \ K( ‘SUSIE, WHERE'S CALVIN? ] 1 DON'T KNOW, [MEE HE | AES ON | 7 _FINE TIME TO GET HE GOES. ONSTAGE MISS WORMNDDD. WENT TOTRE | THOMNUTES!| [STUCK IN WY COSTUME RIGHT AFTER YOu! WE WAS HERE rj ¥) Bors’ ROOM. | FINE TIMETO} ‘STUPID ZIPPER! 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HIS ANCIENT KY ARCH RIVAL cy \REGALON ee aged N \YOu GOT} NOM AND DAD AQURISTMAS OH BO, | TM MAKING A WONEMWDE GIFT SANS MORE THAN ASUR-BHVGKT a a pa j fh “Ee WHAT RE YO YOO MAKING? [AN ASHTRN. WT SINS YOU CARE ENOL [IT To INVEST YOUR TIME AND ‘Sk v. WS ARTICLE SAN MANN PEOPLE FIND: RSS ME MOST STRESSFUL TIME OF YEAR T BEBE \T. THIS SEASON SURE FILS: ME ‘ITH STRESS Yor PRENTS aK. 1T SANS YOU NEED A Bice } [Assen A etpst AE, 7 ST ES Sues THATS LONG ENOUGH! YOU ANAKE? | CHRISTMAS? E a S WAKE. 1 WAYE , — AIS! ATS! || AND ORD END | MAYBE ha e Wes ure OM} 1 THs NHAT WILL THEY DO? ARE | THEY'LL FINE YOU TEN || THE WAY SOME OF THOSE. THEY GOING TO INTEREDGKTE | CENTS. NOW GO 4 | LIBRARIANS 8K ST YOU, TWO PAYS AGO! | ME AND BEAT ME UP?” ARE. | RETURN VT T NATURALLY. ASSUMED THE We i |) THEY GOINGS TO BREAK MY KY CONSEQUENCES WOULD BE. KNEES ?? WILL T HATE TO aaa OM SIGN SOME. CONFESSION? SNe ‘SURE, CANIN. | IF YOO PLUGGED UP YOUR [WOULD THE SNEEZE GO WAC YOU. | NOSE AND NOTA RIGET UT YOUR ENES, OR WOLD BEFORE YOU SNEEZED.. YOUR HEAD Te | ger cS |TTS WIST GREY AND SILENT. NO BIRDS SINGING OR RIGS. BUZZING. EVERTHING 1S MUFFLED BY THE SNOAL ‘ON THESE CLOUDY WINTER, DANS, SOMETIMES ELK TO LIE BACK ON MY SLED AND LOOK AY THE SEXBOYS TU! Y HEAT 1S CAN'T WE TURN | EXPENSIVE, THE WEAT UP?) CAWIN. Just PUT ON A ‘SWEATER. TS UNIQKE DESIGN SENOS BLUNDNG SIRN GF SHOW ON 'S PASSENGERS AT THE, suawest Be NOTE, 109, THE LACK. OF ANY STEERING MECMANISM, LOOK, THE THERMOSTAT GOES. ACE Wa 1090 ORES! WE OULD BE SITTING MAWND a ! YESS SED iS KK DONT YOu GO OOK, YOY LOOK COD, CAWIN THERE'S A FIRE MADE. Wat WaRM OP? Decne 2, 30.31, 1985, NOTHING BEATS SITING BY A ROARING FIRE AFTER YOUVE BEEN OUT NTHEGGLD. (OF GWURSE, SOME PEOAE SAY WAY BOTHER GOING: OUTSIDE, FIRST?CAIN, T HOPE YOU TOOK, OF QURSE T DID! You YOUR BOOTS OFF BEFORE DONT NEED TO TELL ME YOU WALKED ACHOSS THE FLOR, GIVEN ANY MORE THOUGHT TO) THAT BACKYARD SKL_LIFT PROPOSAL OF MINE? HOBBES 1S ALNNS A LITTLE ‘LOOPY WHEN HE: Out OF THE DRYER. |Calvin“HObbES be Ae TAS _ => \ Sa ae KOK! TWAS ON MY WAY BACK OUTSIDE ANYWAY? SESH,TM WRINNG WY) | [Bur YOURE Jost [TNE CNY GOT ONE SHEET AUTOBIOGRAPHY, / SAX YEARS OLD. ——— Vi, HOBBES . ARE YO) READING] [ YES, Youve | [RET Y War WOULD NOU MIND WRITING | i S a | THAT BOOK T GAVE YOU® 1 | VERY GOOD. We | [TANG TS...) MINUTE. | | TT IN TWO PAGES FOR ME | /\— A | By TOMORROW MORNING? YOURE NOT ws] ODEN] [WATS RoW. FATTENING Mi. | CAIN! WHO | /"RIDICULOUS IDEAS” UP TOEATME, | PUTA THESE) | SHE CALLED MENON?) BOKCKOVS PTH A DBS IN Y (orie27| MoM, WAST GENETICALY, ENGINEERED DAY WHEN T TURN SEVEN?"Oo FOR ALL THAT PREPARATION, LXWFFEFE | hire aoe YOU SURE ARE ALONSY SHOT? GO AHEAD DOWN. YOULL | [ YOU CAN Do YT. 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Jaswany 1213, 14,1987"STICKS AND STONES WAN BREAK MN BONES, 7 | BUT WORDS WIL Gp UM... HI, SUSIE. T..UW.! WELL... GET LOST, IN ener) aN, ‘SUSIE, TM SORRY T CALLED YOU NAMES, T DONT MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS NEL, YOO PUP HURT WY FEELINGS, Bur FACET NOUR APOLOGY. THANKYOU ¢ ‘OU DUMB NOODLELONE!” oe Sy, & SK Pere own || eo SSSDID WO) MEP ASNOGAL? TRA | 00 seven sven “TRON AT ME? | StOW@AL ATONE | THRE THAT IOCT] [CAL ME A TAR. WL ou? WEL, WT TNES [ONE TO KNOW ONE, a TRDGCR HEAD!WANT FUN! A LETTER FOR ME: OPEN. T DONT GET so np ne | SAR THS. tr l oe me WELL? NOL? WHAT D YOU TT LOOKS UKE AN INVITATION. WWACD INTE | PEQRE, THAT) You @ | WHO, SPNHAT CAULNE NAMES, WL you? TUL NUATARION | READ IT WHEN, SAL YO | IM GOOD NO | De REBDY. WARBNL? nr € NV ea \Y Pe Sua 19,20, 21,1987WELL, WELL! ITS AN INUITATON TO SUSIE DERKINS’ BIRTHDAY PARTY.” HOW NICE. ‘SUSIE INVITED | no, iT DOESN YOU? WAT ‘SHE MUST MANE MAILED MY INATATON SERRNTEN, SE WANTED TO INSURE IT eeu KNOW IT DONT GET LOST, SOMETINES THOSE TNE LONGER YU MATE TO | OA WAIT ON THE SIGN FORT | RlcK TSANG, "WO PANDA. TM] CAN BRING TART SURE SHES | STWRD KO You Wag TAKING NO. WIT, CHANCES Wt |” You MUST." MINE WE ZT TOG) {TOA BRIN o Sse PARTY, PRESENTS. mast THAT STUPID T BET WELL PUN GANES, TOD! WT WALBE FUN! _ J | PA “SPN BA oe mY Tu MAZE A LIST OF POSSIBLE] ‘WHAT SHOULD WE GE WER? JSIFTS FOR SUSIE'S BIRTHDAY. | | MOUTH fl 1 TANG WE SAND GET HER A CAN OF TUNA FISH, WELL, MANE SHE WOOLDNT, AND WE QULD OFFER TO TA IT BACK... AND BORRON SOME BREAD. A LITE MNO RIGHT, avwane 22.24, 24, 1987TS NOIR Hole, RAT? F-GHT SD NOW,RGAT? IS TOO LTE FOR NOU TO CHANGE YOUR, MIND, RIGHT? Ook AT THIS JUMP? WATCH AND WEEP, FUZZ FACE! lv iy HObpES ae Calvi “HOBBES,SUSIE'S HOUSE. 1S THE NEXT ONE UP. HY SUSIE. YHEWO.CAWIN.] [ GH LOOK AT YOUR STUFFED ] HE'S WUST ADORABLE! —_| OK, YOO WERE RIGHT. GIRS HAPPY | THANKS FOR || TIGER! HES WEARING FLIP FOR TIES, YOU CAN BIRTHDAY! | COMING.” | K— Te! STOP WINKING AT ME. -/| eee = EY OK, EVERIONE, THE IDEA GF | fQUicK, HOBBES, ANCLD | (GREAT! T SAW ONE ON” [Go0p THING EY 1S HS A SCAVENGER HUNT IS TO BRING | | HART'S THE AU zl ALWAYS CASE 8 \ ‘GAME BACK AS MAN OF THESE (TEMS | FIRST \TEM? ISWISS ARMY KNIFE. || LEGAL? AS YOU CAN IN ARLE AN HOMR. LETS Go!HERE'S A PAPER PUATE FOR THE BIRTH CAE, CALNIN. HOPE ITS GOOD, 1 RATE IT SEN THE BIRHDAT KID Q Oy DONT HAE OAS. pan WO CT AE OF MY! 1 DUNT HENCELD, BLOW QUT THE CANDLES!” GLAD YOU BOT COND DWE, THANK YOp FOR THE NICE PRESENT. GCOD-BYE HEY! IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT! OW,BON! LOOK AT TALL THEY'LL HAVE TO CLOSE SCHOOLS! Ha lel Jrsuany 2630.31, 1987 MOM MAY NOT WANT THIS. * PIECE OF CAKE AND |CE CREAM. WERE BRINGING HER SNOW EVER(WHERE! UNFORTUNATELY, THATS) WT MUST EE WAIST DEEP! [A RELATIVE NEASURE. /calvin oud Hobbgs wie 2 de pti msn 7B REM, OR T Sn Get,WHAT'S THE WR OUR You kon, || GRADES? [OF CouRse, || DONT NE EVEN GET A FEW TEACHER Report || ReRORT OOK GRADES | WERE BEING / DUNMI. WHAT! || PRACTICE SEMESTERS 7 MENDING OT? A. CARDS.) | CARDS? 4 | GRADED? | DD KY THINK? 4 (BER WON OY ONE REMEME TOD ME IT DINT MNTER WHAT GRADES L C DAD SANS MY REPORT CARD SHOWS THAT NOT ENOUGH TIME 1S BEING SPENT ON. [oN HOMEWORK ‘SO FROM DINNER Th BED 1S NOW DESIGNATED AS K TIME. “WOMEWOR! M0 \ WELL Yo) COND CERTAINLY BE TRING HARDER THAN THIS! SOON S YOM WERE | WING? / ; T_DONT THNK VF AT DOESNT TAKE. THAT LONG, THAT'S FAR! TO DO, WHY SHOLD L MAYETO —— STAY IN MY ROOM AL THAT TIME? eT 7 ew can r VEL IE EWS0, > "FAST? Femuany 2.3.4, 1967‘UAOH. THERE'S ADINOSHUR IN PATHE KITCHEN TVEGOTAPREIN| IF STARTED QUT AS A GOOD BOWLOR | PHANTOM JET, BUT IT SORT YEAH, UM REAL ‘PLEASED WITH iv WELL \F YOU SEE CALWIN, ANVNWERE, TEL HIN ITS, ALMOST TIME FOR DINNER. ) o TD INVITE 200, BUT KO LET'S GO, CAIN. TIME FOR NOUR BATH. TM NOT TAKING BATHS] [ OH? AND HOW ARE YOU. 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SHOE BOX AND AQLEAN | HEN THESE THINGS HAPPEN, DISH TONEL. pueden, Sy T READ IN A BOOK THAT RACCOONS WILL EAT Just ABOUT ANYTHING, VELL. T GOT HIM INTHE ISHOE Box. T GUESS ALL WE CAN DO 1S KEEP HIM WARN AND SAFE Nase 9 10.11.19874 Oe, WT WOQUONT BE VERY — DE, 3, TE GRATEFUL OF YOY TO. Kes AC HEART. / ICANT [ME EMER. T T TANK SAEEP. J KEEP THINKING ANIMALS ARE. ‘ARouT THE M ie) [surrey tH, TM WAAR Soa I 6] | HES GONE, BVT MES NOT 4 ANY YE OU] KY GONE INSDE WE. 7 BUT Now HE! — SRR TO, \ BICRE DONT a | MICKOF A CHANCE Nao 12,13 14 1987We PURE IS, KIND OF FUTZY, Ca alvin =" HabbisTWS 1S WHERE DAD BURIED | I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE TE LITLE RACCOON, STILL..IN A SAD, ANEUL, EXISTED A FEN DAYS AGO AND. | TERRIBLE WAY” TM HAPPY TON HES GONE FOREVER. TPS LIKE 1. FOUND HIM FOR NO REASON. T HAD TO SAY GOU-NE AS SON AS T ‘SAD HELO) T MEI HIM A 7 YOU _KNON, HOBBES, T CANT FIGURE QUT TS DEATH STUFF, WAVE TO DE? HE DONT DO ANYTHING WRONG. WHY DID THAT LITTIE RAGIN] [HE WAS JUST LITE! WHATS THE PONT OF PUTING HIM | HERE AND TAKING HIM AND ENTHER WA TVE Gor THE VEEBIE-WEEBIES, TTS EMTHERMENNT WAY 5 IT ORATS ARBITRARY, | ALNAS NG WOM SANS DEATH ISAS) NATURAL AS BIRTH, AND IT'S, ALL PART OF THE LIFE CYGLE. SHE SANS WE DONT REALY UNDERSTAND IT, BUT THERE. AQE_NANN THINGS WE DONT GADERSTAND, ND VE OST HAVE TO D0 THE Ri AB ‘ai kwonence WEHNES @’ A/T OES THAT MAKES.THIS SIGN SNS, " FUTURE SITEQE SWAN ACRES CONDOMINIUMS” ape | THERE USED TO BE LOTS. OF ANIMALS IN THESE WOODS! NON IT'S, A AMID PIT! HeQ! WARY HAPPENED TO. ™ HERE? WHO. WERE ARE ALL THE ANIMALS | BI GOLLY, HOW WOULD ‘SPPOSED WO LIVE NOW THAT | PEOPLE LIKE IT IF ANIMALS [THEY CUT DOWN THESE WOODS} BULLDOZED A SUBRB AND TO PUT IN HOUSES 7? 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WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE TO BE, ITS AMAZING WHAT THEY DO ITH CORRUGATED CARDBOARD ue DANS: SS, ISNT IT? 3 THIS TRANSNOGRIFIER WiLL ‘TURN YOU INTO ANYTHING A ALL | LYON 00 1S SET THIS INDICATOR,, AND THE MACHINE, AGIOMATICALIN” RESTRUCTURES, YOUR CHEMICAL CONFIGURATIN YOU _CAN BE AN EEL, A BABOON, A GIANT BUS, OR B DINOSAUR, WHAT F YOU WANT TO BE LAEFT Some Rose] JUST WRITE IT ON [WELL WaT Do YOU SAV? WOULD YO) LIKE TO BE TRANSMOGRIFIED? oe | T DONT THINK SO. BEING A SOO-STORY GASHOROD A SLs TWE SITE OF THE CHRISIERLOOK, (F YOU CANT MAKE ‘WHAT HORIORS WE VISIT UPON WAQUR MIND, TZL GO. CQURSELVES, INTHE NAME OF FIRST AND TURN, WYSELE INTO SOMETI - INS. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TRANSIOGRIFY INTO 7 Mane 26,2728, 1987‘CONTROL TONER TO CALMIN, FULL THROTTLE! YO) HE CUNED RRTNE OE] ( EMOQOSHH TMS 15 YOUR CAPTAN SFEAKNG. TM APRN Ove ARGAL Wi ‘Be SUGHI DELAYED. WE WANE REACHED OUR CRUSING ALTITUDE OF 30.000 FEET. A SMAL, TASTELESS SHACK, WL BE SEED Sloan, TOWER TO CANIN, YOU ARE NOW CLENED FOR LANDING, poeen. unos — |SO CALYIN, (MHATS | WWE OBE. A J wand Fuzzy TIGER NON? BUT NOK Tt] DIFFERENT, SO! WHAT DD 2 HAN TO, 1 06 TALK ABOUT: DO WE Wi MOM! WILL YOu MAKE HOBBES AND NE A BiG TUNA 'SANDWICR?, Thott PS -B HED NOT ANINORE, TM A TIGER, Now! a be VEINT BEYDES THT] CCAMNIN, NOUR DATS] YER TIRED, GEEZ, DID YON T WORT | YOu SO | BLIND?? LN A TIGER!WELL, NOBBES, ITS BEEN PON, BUTT DONT THINK T WAS, MEANT TO BE YOR NAGINE =] [ASWOUAN T SURO ve CUD] WORKS AMAZINGLY / ITS MY TURN SUSIE INTO A BOWL OF ON ]CHONDER IF WE OULD JUST (GET WER, IN THE MACHINE, CANN EATS ONEBITE | [INFLATING LIE A RAFT, ] POUND! HOW MICH ZI [ GoOON, TT No WONDER! TVE TOO MANY! HE BEGINS || HE GRONS BIGGER AND’ | LARGER CAN HE GET? 4 A 1 ae 5 WE HAD A SUBSTVTVTE DD YOU LIKE HER? YOu "GUESS"? TEACHER IN, \ =a SHE WAS OK, I's HARD |) oy T GUESS, ws. || PieMr Jones lives SO miles |] Mt Jones Travels at away From you. You both | | 35 mph., and you drive Jeave ome, at 5:00 and | Jat 40 mon. AY what tine, drive Toward each ater. | jwill you pass Mr Jones, onthe road ? GIVEN THE TRAFFIC GROUN HERE at 5:00, witto KNOWS ? LAWNS CITRH THESE TRICK QUESTIONS. s + TNE GOT A SCHEME TD “Y SEE? TE SNENED GET US SOME MONEY. AL THESE KERNELS | OF CORN OFF MI, MOST PEORE. WUST GOTO “CAME. ) NO.YOU weke 8 TOME ‘BLVE LIGHT SPECIAL SEARS, BUY THEXMT, AND Me AL KMART, ALMOST 2P|_KS COD, AND A SE RS: LOT CHEAPER WITH ANY LUCK, THE TOOTH FAIRY WONT KNOW THEY'RE FREES UNTIL TTS TOO LATE! E%, NOU TELLING | NIN NON?!iy WE Calvin « ZobbE (vx one vo ; ( oot RirON A 3 PARAS? =e PWR AGE AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH? YEP! WE BOTA DIO! Y YECR..T NisH ‘6 Wd WED YOUR ACE!GoD GEA WARTS, 3) SUBIECT OF Your ae) THEN A PONER SURGE MUTATED, ‘THE BRAIN, AND 1 CRANLED. OUT AND TEREORIZED THE SHE KNONS NEL AL DD IT ON THE LAST BENING, BUT SHE GAVE US THREE DANS TO WORRY ABOUT IF. SEE MV VISUAL AD? T DD YO) NA. T BoRRONED OKED SOME NOQDLES AND PwaiTE YOUR } MOMS POCKET UT THEM (NA PAPER RAG REPORT / DICTIONARY. TLL DOESNT THAT LOOK LIKE BRAINS: YET? _{_ DOIT ON THE 805, ows. 20.21, 22.1987TY FINE-MINUTE. REPORT 1S ON "THE BRAIN? OF COURSE, IT'S DIFACULT TO EXPLAIN THE COMPLEXITIES OF THe BRAIN IN.WST FIVE, MINUTES, BUT TO BEGIN, THE BRAN 1S PART OF THE ‘CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM, 1 s i a TUL PASE RRA FEW MOMENTS, SO_| CALVIN!| YOU ALON FINISH warns Tar ce ]V A RATTATATTATTATTA RATTATAITATTA, NO. OU SHOLDVE, PLEASE, | SAVED SOME OF YOUR OWN HALLOWEE HEY, CAN WE CHANGE THE GAANNEL NOW? T WANT, YO WATCH SOMETHING EISE NY SHOWSY AW CMON! YOU (Er. AU. TE TIME! N\— 7 cies wate WSS FOR / NO, TWAS HERE FIRST, NOL OVER / SEE THis PRIGRAW T HATE NATIONAL) GEOGRAPHIC ANIMALPoint A is twice as far THE LIVING DEAD DON'T NEED _1O SOE WORD PROBLEMS, CALNIN THE ZOMBIE SEARCHES FOR FOOD. HORRIBLY, THE UNDEAD TEED UPON THE LIVING! ACTHONGH, INA PING, & PAY WIL_DO, IF YOO EAT kIT MESSILY ENOUGH. 4 COHEN ROHE.."") | ee mS som 27,28, 29,1987WEA HEH... OF COURSE. REAL ZOMBIES NEVER GET WE GISGLES BY LOOKING AT EACH OVER.Calvin “HObbES eee) 1 AA (SOSA, TS PERFECT. (Te LYING WEATHER? WE WHORE BH WD WERE ANGST UP THERE YRS. CARROL SAIS A NAKED KD TED TO A STUFFED ANIMAL 1S, CUNNING THROM HER. YABDWERE SUPPOSED TONNE TS IP TERE! ITS WHOLE STUPID BOOK REND BY yer ‘P Pp My | Ur QM ORTIE NN [BACT Swear CONBUENERODN NK TOvORRON, HQ t / “TIGERS NE GREAT! THEY CANT BE BEAT? IF 1 WAS A TIGER, THAT WOULD BE NET!”16 10) SIRE WERES, B CAREER To BE MADE AS A “HUMAN DISQUS"? T DONO. THAT KIND. OF HUMOR YOO DONT. DO ITRGAT. WATS TAS? TT LOOKS GROSS IS. A NEGETARIAN MEN. ITS GOOD FOR YOU. VEGETARIAN? YECCHH TM NOT A VEGETARIAN!WH DEA TESTE ¥ 4 CE THAT PUDDLE!T CANT GET THIS STUPID |[ SEE HOW MAYBE YON] (YEAH, BUT BARBERS Ni BOL WHAT) THIS SEAS! HAIR TO COMB RIGHT. Irstices } NEDA | [COT At THE 2) | GREAT | QU REALLY THINK HARCUT. | | WALT WANT, ADEA! | YOUR NOM WIL THINKS! {PALME EIGHT KE NOU SIRE] [ARE YOU YY NO T St THIN ont You TANK] [TRING TO | IT SHON BE REAL SHORT. SINENNG? ) SEDAN OH ‘RYGHT HERE. wu la | Ox SO EXACTLY HON WOULD] [OUST TRIM THEY WOUDNT YOU LIKE THE BACK CUT? | | PART THAT STICKS) YOU RATHER) QUT AND TAPER’) HAVE IT TA UTTLE. TORING. TORT WADE GANA AE HELP IT AF YOu UNNT BUMS IN AY HED HES FUNNY 1 ote EU Narive | bbe Rese 6 \ te > Leee Sie Oe A MOMANE Kor Wa You MY HAR! IT LOOKS LIKE] TYAS COT WITHA d eS JF MOM SEES THIS, SHELL. Blot! HER BLOND VESEEIS! WHAT AM T GOING TO DOF? WOWS THAT? SORE GFT [ SORT OE NE OBCTOMN ARS BS: | ven oak WY CGARETE: SWOZE MIYED WITH THE, SMOKE OF MY 38. 1F BUSINES WS BS GOOD AS MY AIM, 'D BE GOT AN OFFICE ON 45TH StREET AND A NASTY RELATIONSHDP WITH, ACSTRING OF CQLECTION AGENTS. YEU, THATS WE, TRACER BULLET IVE Gov EIGHT 5.065 IN ME. SPER HY DOOR SANS OPER, AND IN WALED TROBE, ‘BRINETTE, AS USIAL, THE YOUR AT OFFA TRE DINNER TABLE, CALSIN. T'S NOT POL‘Wa DOES IT GOK LEE FOR HS ASTRNGE PEEING: JCOMES OVER CALI THE NT MJSEUM THE GANT LEADS GOR IS P= TURD FOREVER ON FILM. BY THE, ANTL-TUEFT CAMERAS # PATRONS OF We ARS FLEE FOR THER LES! ‘A GOD RENSES 1S PGA RIM AND RE, MESSILY DEVOURED. PISTOL, UT THE DINOSAIR ‘s THE MUSEUM 5 IN BUNS ONTO SIMPY HALL T THINK WED BETTER GET WIM OUT OF WERE. HE HAD TAT GRIN GAN| [WAY ON ERY” OT SAID Dip You CUT | MORBES Cur] your Own Hae?!| “VT! YOu LOdEAT YOO!) NK 7D TAKE YOUR HAT OFF AT YOU cur for on THE DINNER TABLE, CAWIN, YOUR Wi A tr{ NOL _OONT. + | HOBBES DID. eS rs SOME BARBER YOU ARE WOM] IN THE MEANTIME. LYE GOR. [ HAPPY?! You STIFEED ME AROUND LSSKING LIKE | WIKERES IN EIGHT BUCKS?: SINS THERES NOTHING T CAN) TOD. DO BUT WAT FOR MY HAIR | TVE GOT MANGE! T HOPE TO GROW BACK, YOURE HAPPY, ea Ex ‘*, & g Look, TM Sane Kem 4 Boveit A (SEE, DL JUST DRAW SOME T GAVE YOU A YEAH?) YELLOW MAGIC HAIR.ON. THERE, (TS LOOKING} BAD HAIRCUT. L HON? MARKER, BETTER ALREADY. | DIONT MEAN To. A a oy REAIN? a ~ Mad Mav 18,18, 20,1997WELL, NOUR HAR DOESNT STICK UP THE WAY IT USED TO, BUT AT (ont BOY, WAT TLL I ‘SOW MOM! calvin thE || calviy the? INELNES TD GENIUS GENIUS READ IT MORE, ree May 21,22 28,1987Calvin 4 wobbESs ‘WWEN! THIS Must Be Me SiscecT, HL Westie! MST TINE OF AL ‘WEIRD TWNGS, TEL PORE. et! z We | (WEY, WERE AT We Bom ON | [OF MENIL. T DONT sh! | [FEEL ANC TIME WARP, DID YOU? aaT OBEY THE LETTER OF THE LAW, E You aca 7 : LET'S HEAR SOME WATER RUNNING? nanan Be If tose Soe POLED OU) \ee | fs PLATE, EADS FOR THE BLEACHERS. TTS, SURE. TO BE ANOTHER ly ERY FOUS. | HERES, THE PTE ) oO May 28,29, 39,1987LONGER EXISTS INTHE THIRD DIMENSION® HE IS 29! Calvin “HopbEs * * BEFORE BEGINNING ANY WOME PLIVGING REPAIR, MAME SURE YOU POSSESS THE PROPER TODS FoR THE OB.” CRON WAKES UP ONE WINNER THAN A SHEET OF PAPER, MORNING TO FIND HE NO] CALVIN HAS NO SURFACE AREA ON THE BOT OF WIS FEET! WE 1S IMMOBILE / f ay HANDY \ “CHECK THE FOWONING LIST OF ‘THRT YOO KAON HON To USE THEN) EXPETVES,, AND SEE. TN SL WAING™ HIS BODY CAN CAIN CREATE ENOUGH FRICTION WITH THE GROUND TO MOVE! TAINS WIDTH BUT NO. THICKNESS, CALIN IS NUNERABIE TO THE su ‘GUST OF WIND! TO NID DAAFTS, HE TWISTS MIMGELE INTO ATURE, AND ACROSS THE FLOOR! 'SOMEGNE, 1S COMING! CANIN QUICKLY ‘STANDS, he STRAGHT. TURNING PERFECTIN] [HEY DAD, KNOWL WAY SIDEWINS, WE IS | | YoU DIDNT SEE ME A WER SIBLE] | AL MORNING 22 T VERTICAL LINE! | | WAS TWO-DIMENSIONAL! No exe Wu NaTeE!]T_ COULDNT READ IT HOBBES MAKE A Ww PREDICTION, Y= S. OK, ‘1 PREDICT YOU'LL FIND AN IRRESISTIBLE ATTRACTION DA MUD HOLE. Nou stay | COME TRUE! Jone 12,3, 1867 joey) NO MISE! QS YoU JuSTTHIS \S B JOB FOR, MIME FOR BED, TTS A FREE COUNTRY. ION mere T WANT. TKNON! PUT YOUR PLOW DONN AS A DECOY. WHILE THEYRE EATING THAT, YOO CAN SUP ONT! TM COMING OUT OF BED NON! HERE TAM, ALL FAT AND SQuisy THEN TOOK {T!] NO, LYE DECIDED] MAN, LGOCAT | TO STAY HERE STE FEATHERS | AND WET THE BD] AY! YOU'D | put 1S o& Win ‘BETTER HURRY! Jone 56,1087¥ TVE PLAYED BEFORE AND T CAN, Calvin HObbES:™ wee) | ORES : —_— iA ‘ \ HEY, DONT THATS ALIE! a ‘eo AlMaYS: ees APART. User BAL FIRST! FOR A TOOTWMESS | AND VOT ARM? x? MosmUNTOS Dont BEX Wale QUT, BUSTER! ‘TESTA! Thy SHOWS WON DUN 107 ARE! TS GETTING, DARK, CANIN. HONBONBARDED BY NIGHENERSY PHOTONS, CALMIN IS TRANS: FORMED INTO A-LIVING Y-RAN? ALTHOMGH THIS CONDITION NULL] FACILITATE FUTURE MEDICAL DISGNOSES, VT DOES MAKE: CAWIN'S PRESENCE AT THE EVER(ONE CAN SEE CALVIN'S | | FOR GOSH SAKES, CLOSE YOUR] FOOD BEING GROUND INTO | | MOUTH WHEN YOu CHEW MUSHY PULP AND SWAWOWED! | YOU THINK WE WANT TO. AT THIS MOVIENT, CANIN SEE THN HENS UP A LARGE SPOONFUL (OF CREAMED CORN! HERE COMES THE BULLDOZER] PUSHING THOUSANDS OF BARRELS OF TOXIC NUCLEAR, WASTE INTO THE GIANT HOLE. OVER THE YEARS, THESE DANGEROUS POISONS SEEP INTO UNDERGROUND WATERWANS, sve 8.9, 10.1987WANT TO KNOW A FUNNY TRICK? WHEN SOMEBODY ISNT LOOKt YOU TIE HIS. SUCKER SHOES TOCEIER! EVEN THOUGH WERE BOTH TALKING ENGLISH, WERE Jone 11,12, B, 1987CAIN LOOKS AROUND. TE OO SOMETMNG 1S UFPERENT. ae BEHIND HIM SLONS LIFTS UP! T'S NOT ATREE AT ALLY SALES! A CLAW CRASHES WITH DEAFENNG AWPACK! THE, BUS (3 TRYING TO STEP GN GAMINE WRT A HORRIBLE FATE! CANIN SCRAMBLES WADI, PROMISING FIMGELE THAT WELL NEVER SOUISH ANCTHER| BUG fF HE LANES TD RETURN TO NORMAL SIZE! SUDDENIY_IN A SPRAY OF SLIME. THE Bis IS GONE! A MONSTROUS’ Fie LS Ts Giots! ALIN 1S SNIED!POAT (0K WOBRES, T@OTA MAGIC ‘CARPET. OSH, THISSURE | | SEATS HAIN AoW PRVEUS AROUND! LETS GOTO THE TVRLL AND HAN OT WEY, LET'S FLY INTO THE ) ] HA! WONT HE BE SURPRISED] [ WHAT IF HE'S MAD THAT WE CITY AND BUZZ DADS. INHEN HE SEES US QUT HIS | | 100k THE HALLWAY RUG F OFFICE? 20TH-FLOOR WINDOW!OK, T THINK THAT'S DIDS. BUILDING UP AHEAD. TM NOT SURE We HS WS: OFFICE 1S, SO WELL WAVE TO LOOK INTHE ino AS WE ZIP BY. HEY! THERE HE IS! THERE'S| DAD! HL, DAD!” DAD, LOOK! (QUT THE WINDONL” DARN IT! HES Wp YOU BRING| JSTLL READING Races? Wet DAD! LOOK OUT THE WINDOW” ...1 CANT BELIEVE HES JUST SITTING IN THERE, YEAA, BUT WE CANT SIT UP WERE ALLDAY?” SHEESH LETS SO. TE WE VAD YMMA, T SNVLET. NONED US, | HIM TAKE THE DAD! HOBBES AND T FLEW Bl YOUR OFicE Nod {oN io ON A RU Ng WE WAVED AND HOUERED, BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN LOOK UP. ‘We QUNT T_THOVGAT WE WERE COTTING DONN HIS SUGAR INTAKE. Jue 1819, 20,1987WAT! WAT! INE GOTT SAIOR Calvin Hobbes" Sige" (OH BOY OK BOY CH Bor OM BOY OH BOY Ob BEY OH Boy OM BOX CH BOY SUSES FINING ONE] [SHEL NER ] [THIS 1S Gone TOBE [SIDEWALK eae EXPECT A SNOW: | |GREAT! VERE. y [QHANCE “TO USE THE BALL IN UUNE? “OW BEN! OH BOY Serene BEEN Sane | BOY. WILL SHE 5 THERE WUSTVE BEEN A CROSSIF YOURE THINKING OF] FRANKLY, THE POLLS LOOK [T TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT RUNNING FOR "DAD" AGAIN, | GRIM. T'DONT THINK YOUE | THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE \O'D BETTER GET YOUR | GOT MUCK OF A SHOT AT [WOULD WANT IT. CAMPAIGN IN GEAR KEEPING THE OFFICE a FLIPEANT REM HIN A WAY OF HAONTING: CANDIDATES, No VOMENTS LATER, HE IS] [T SEE YOu HIDING BACK VIRTUALLY INVISIBLE. 4 | THERE! NOW COME CLEAN, —/ || UP THIS MESS YOU MADE: Ve (THE KITCHEN! 3 Ei = 4 ny THE CHAMELEON SITS AVAZINGLY, THE LIZARD MOTIONLESS. 7“ || CHANGES COLOR TO BLEND IN WITH HIS SURROUNDINGS, SO EXCRE ME TOR TRYING TOHELP! 10) WANNA SATO ASTINGING WELT ALL DAY? FINE?’ SH ANN! WOW STILL. THERES R WONSTER, HORSERLY ON YOUR HEAD. J i. TAN OO BELIEVE, i>) 1 MISSED. /YOU_KNON,DAD, IT WONT BE | YoU'L. LOOK BACK AND SAY, [THINK IVE WORKED THRESH] LONG BERORE TM ALL GROWN | “WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE? | MY POTENTIAL GUILT NOW. CANIN'S SB BIG, IT'S HAD To REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS. SMALL ENQUGA THAT TE OUD GIVE HIM HORSEY RIDES © BUT THOSE DAYS WILE LOST FOREVER. T DEAD THAT GIRLS ARE MADE OF “SUGAR AND SPICE, AND EVERNTHING NICE r ae MUEREAS BOYS ARE MADE OF “DRAGONFLIES AND KATYDIDS, "SNIPS AND SNAILS, ADE OF? BOT MOSTLY CHEWED-UP- AND PUPPY DOSS’ TALS.” UTE KIDS! oer June 25.26 27,1907BESIDES THE OBVIOUS, I MEAN, BO, LANE GSUNG. TNS 1S SO BORING! [(OK: IT WS A BAD WEA! BUT T GOT, WET Z 700, RiGHT?Gs ovr vow? )| —— (Piease? ) J .. PLEEEAASE P (x Stun Dow "BAME “THINK GIVING HER] BYES 15 GOING TOGET eats ET DN! VE SOMETHING DOESNT 9 AAPPEN +86 SCON, TM GONNA WACK OUT, YOUR REAR WASNT LIT, IF THA ‘WHAT YOURE WONDERING,WT NEVER FAILS, T JUST WASHED AND WAED THIS THING, ‘THE DREADED ScuM BEINGS FIRE! SPACEMAN SPIFF IS AIT? OUR HERS, THE INTREPID | [THE FREE PROPULSION BLASTERS | [UNSCAWED, THE FEARLESS | [SCORCIED BLTWINSINS, TE ISPACEMAN SPIFF, STRUGGLES | | ARE USELESS! SPIFF CRASHES ONTO | [SPACE EXPIORER EMERGES | | PLANET IS NOMING BUT BARREN WITH THE CONTROLS OF FHS” | [THE SURFACE GF AN’ ALIEN PLANET! | | FROM THE SMOLDERING- ROCK AND METHANE! THERES NO — WRECKAGE! WE (5 MAROONED | | HOPE OF FINDING FOOD OR WATER! y ON A HOSTILE WORLD! SPIFF COLLAPSES! OANO, A FAIDEQUS ALIEN SPOTS WIM! IN, HIS WEAFENED STATE, SPIEE IS. NO MATCH FOR THE MONSTER! | THIS COULD BE THE END!’THIS SNOT DRNE “THRU! Put THAT sows 6 7.8, 1009‘QUICK, MOM! ALIENS: LANDED IN THE BACK WST NARD! SNING THIS. SHES NOT CAWIN, UST ‘Woe DUMB Do OUTING T AME AAT 00 YOU THING 1S THE, ‘SEKRET TO HAPPINESS? IS IT MONEY, POWER. OR FAME? TD_ HORSE MONEN. FX HAVE ENQIGH MONEY, YOu CAN BUY PONER. AND FAME, TWAT WAY YOU'D HATE IT HAPPINESS 1S BEING FANO 1S ANYONE LOOKING ?) WE COULD WRITE OUR INITIALS INT, OR MAKE, A MAND PRINT, OR SOMETHING! T DONT THING IT WOULD SET UP SO FAST.Calvin “ Hobbes ae AERA HOW, TNC T UNDER THE BED. Bi GOL, NO MONSTERS ARE ING TO GET US TONGHT! vanes Boo Dee BLONDSUCKING TWRN ON THE LIGHTS! THRE MAKES MONSTERS SHRIVEL UP. was 1S SOME WAY TO Shane Mia‘QUIET DOWN OR YOULL GIVE AWAY. MY POSITION. HOBBES AND T ARE HAVING] Figat, ‘OK, YOU CAN PLAY, BUT. HOBBES |S ON MY TEAM, NOU HAVE. TO FIGHT BOTH OF US. GREAT! T CAN BEAT YOU AND YOUR STUFFED TISER ANY DAY. TLL GO PUT ON MY SWiMSuIT, ! SUSIE'S. SING 1D PLAN WAT HBO, GIRLS, FLIP FOR GANS, IN SAMS, WOOK AT You Tol TER! WEARING UAMS Jo 13, 181987LISTEN UP, YOGURT BRAIN. NERES OUR STRATEGY: CLL GO AROUND THE HOUSE THIS BAU AND OU GO REGINO THE OTHER WAY. THANES FOR THE WATER You'Re WHOA! WHOOP! You've GOT HOBBES’ WATER BALLOON! WHERE DID..? HON..?..UHOM. WY BEST FRIEND BETRANS: ME! SUSIE DRENCHED ME WITH MY OWN TAMATES @S SOME BUDDY [uve TD YOU REX) | DOT AGAIN BENEDICT JNA MINUTE, ARNOLD! ‘SUSIE LIKES S. DONT EVEN TALK TO ME! YOU AND T ADE THROU! UM. Y GET THIS TRAITOR TAKE 11 \OFF ME. HE CHEATS WHEN HE FIGHTS, wo. J 16,17, 18, 1087TLL SET FUTURE CWILI ZATIONS, FIND Our MORE ABOUT US THAN ‘WED LIKE THEM TO KNOW. \ ‘AN YOO BELIEVE THIS ? SOME IDIOT TOSSED GAREAGE HERE NTA "BEATTIRUL. SPOT, AO, F PRE YD NK PANTS UKE ATEN BING TONE Ts NESE ADEA BOL! TASTES. OR TESTING Nog FE Cor ON MOSER WEAONS, 15 Cae THRE THROU ™ TRASH EVER NAERE! ,AN, ANTELOPE ?! CMON! oe) W's NOT TOMORRON 1S, INDEPENDENCE, DA THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SAYS ENERIONE, 1S CREATED EQUAL AND IS, ENTITLED 70 Pe, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT HAPPINESS. SO WHEN DOES PAUL REVERE RIDE THROUGH TON, AND GWE US QWR A PRESENTS? m2 3.4, 1987ARENT THESE LONG SUMMER ] DONT YOU WISH IT COULD NS GE BE LE THES ALL TEAR, Os, No RNAS T TAKE WW) rd ev IAPORNTED THERE'S NO WATER. MANBE QUALIFYING: WERE ARE SOME ‘A DAD. AT'S COOL AND LULLING: ONE OF a BEST THINGS | | THe GENTLE BREEZE BLOWING AND PERFECT FOR SLEEP, ABOUT 1S GOING | |THE DRONING HUM. EVERYTHING HOBIE WUTC PAN ON, || SEEMS SACS AND SEMENE WHEN THE FAN IS ON sony 20.21, 22,1587WEY MON, WHATS THEY SAY THE POLLUTANTS SURE, YOULL BE GONE WHEN IT HAPPENS, SU TVONT NICE PLANET Noe LENING Me! THIS FROMTHE KID WHO WANS] TO BE CHAUEFEURED ANN PLACE| MORE THAN A, BLOCK AWAY. MORE BAD NEWS. POLS, DAD. NERE LOOKING a aN ALTE LOW IN ON YOUR nr 23.24.25. Vc MAY SPEAK, HEWO?) WITH YOUR FATHER, PLEASE? NON HERES ETN Ae svebiee OS es Seas ‘SO THE QUESTION You SHOULD] IRSEI BE ASKING YOU S. “IS TWAT HUNDRED GRAND AGIFT..OR A LOAN?” HECK, You DONT NEED MY PERMISSION! BE MV GUEST!YEA Twat, Y00 ume. RoTaUEP eur “ie AGO! HOLD ME UPE FES OF/ cor ir! ey, DONT LET] Ss ‘vy WACK! OHNO! DONT TICHET PRIA! EEK! VEE HEE WA HA [STOP WW TCANT WOLD ON! nee non TM PROBABLY ‘a wut eae YM NOT SORRY BT ALL, GIVE ME BACK. MY SHES OreryT CANT BELIEVE HON DULL WLFE NS. ITS SO 4 f}— BORING HERE. / NOTHING EVER, CHANGES AROUND EVERYBODY BUT ME GEIS TO) HERE. NOTHING HAVE. AN EXCITING LIFE. 0] | IT SEEMS 0S IF (HANS ON) | J ACTUALLY, 1D Y WHI? ARE YOu ; LIKE LESS | DOING FUN THNGE EXCITEMENT | NHEN [°M NoT IN MY LIFE, } AROUND?” HUH?| WHATS WRONG, CANIN? WAY ARE YOU STILL IN BED? WU THERE, CALVIN T UNDERSTAND YOURE. NOT FEELING WELL. + Jue 27, 28,29, 1987 YOUR FOREHEAD SEEMS | [ T CANT BE SICK WOW” WARM. WE'D BETTER TAKE] | I'S STILL SUMMER VACATION! YOUR TEMPERATURE, THERES NO SCHOOL TO STAY ) Aa ‘Sari! 7 — | anit c S, \ 3 ‘SOMEBODY ONES Big FOR THIS | “Al ME? TM FINE! T Just [I'M Nor GOING) Zi TEL YON) SIT AROUND TORTURE | TO HURT YOU. | WHATS WRONG! CHAMBERS IN MY UNDERWEAR [TIM JUST GOING | TYE GOT D2. FOR KICKS. LETS SEE YOUR | TO EXAMINE | FRANKENSTEIN TESREE, YOU QUACK! [You TO. SEE | FOR A EDA WHATS WRONG. 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GIVE, UP ON THAT SISSY LIGHTER FLUD. YOU JNOW, CANIN, Som [TIMES THe ANTICIPATION JOF SOMETHING 15 MORE FUN THAN THE TINS ATSELE ONCE YOU GET tf, WERE WE ARE, ITS A BEATAUL EVENING, T'S) NICE TO QUST’ SIT WERE AND (OOK AT THE TREES, WHILE WE WAIT Foe THE CONS 16 GET HoT, _ DONT YOO THINK? DINNER WILL BE OVER SOON, AD] AETERNARD WELL GE DISTRACTED WITH OTHER THINGS TO Do, BUT NOW UWE WAVE A FEW MINUTES TO UR SELVES TO ENJO{ THE EVENING. THESE SUMMER DAYS GO BY SO GUIRY. ITS, COD THAT EVERY NOW AND THEN WE HAE TO WAT FOR SOMETHING,oe a © ISNT IT GREAT TO BE ON CANT BELIEVE THERES: Bie eA Bee | RHHA RWB... || f . . NOTHING ON TV ABLE To ENON AL THIS, BUT REPEATS. WITH ND SCHCDL AND NO Ze RESPONSIBILITIES? o_ <2 \ % WN aN, > THATS, i wan HORNE et NER SAW ONE! | -i YOU COULD HIVE THREE. ] [JUST THREE WISHES, Wun? | /T GUESS TD UNE To Oops! Y OK, T KNOW WISHES GRANTED, WHAT” J} ] HMM. THAT NOULD BE A |] THING ABOUT IT AWHILE. [] HANG J WHAT MY FIRST WOULD THEY BE ? WISH WOULD BE. 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WE'U. : WOME, TM NEVER, PROBABLY STARVE TO DEATHON | | TOEENT SCUND: THIS GOD-FORSAKEN ROCK,THIS NS THE DUMBEST VACATION TVE EVER | bya, BEEN ON. i) YOURE REALLY REACHING, DADKHON TT Wait Aus GF UN, BU VE LMED DAD, CAN YOU TS |S TE HD Te IMS |] RELAK DAD. ITS WGA [T AWAS HAVE GET NY BALL APTERNOON! T THOUGHT T | BALL IN THE GUTTER. W'S Nor | To HELP DAD. QUT OF THE ADO MANATEKL| ENE SEEN EMGEIZANG | ESTREUSH THE GUTTER AGAIN? =r TI MONEY OR KILLING PEOPLE, - a RIGHT? ARENT YOU GLAD T' CONTERT. TM NOT STEALING AND MIRDERIWNG! = ee TLTWINK FIVE. >) VERSES EXTOLNG | Toes S| PLENTY, XU TF YOU CALL We] FF VERSE Six OH, WH) NAMES, YOU |] “TIGERS ARE NIMBLE You Ou, oe 1) START | | AND LIGHT ON THEIR TOES, ROTTEA ERAT THE | | MY RESHECT FOR TIGERS “STINKING. eeANING. CONTINUALLY GROWS.” Koll IT's LET ME UP oust 20,2122. 1987Calvin “Hobbes CHO! Sag WHEN .. NO BRAINS, \ avanan, ABI TS HE PASSES OUT OF MEGNAKY] [ALAS, 1T 1S KNONLEDGE GAINED] THE SECOND SNEEZE. CANIN REFLECTS, ON THE WISDOM) TOO LATE FOR POOR CANIN. THE | ROCKETS WIN BACK TO JOF COVERING ONES MOUTH WHEN | | HUMAN SATELLITE! RUT WAIT! | EARTH! HES SAVED! SNEEZING TO DEFLECT THE | | ANOTHER SNEEZE 15 BREWING! | TTS A MIRACLE! PROPISION. CCALIIN TURNS HINSELF ARQNND!THE END OF SUMMER |S. ALWAIS, HARD ON ME. STRUING TO CRAM IN ALL THE GOOFINS OFF TVE BEEN MEANING: Todo. GOH.DAD, PO SURE LIKE TO) BORROW MAT SECTION RIGHT THEN CAN MAKE ME Do TT, BUT THEY CANT MAKE ME, Do IF WITH DIGNITY. 7 \¢ 2 S Ae? 3. vous 2425.26 1987Bs T CANT TELL MY GUM FROME MY SILLY PUTTY, Mu WAP WAP HAP NAP WAPPITY WARPITY WIPPITY RARPITY) SOMEBODY WITH GREEN NES. AND ANGE LAUGH, WHO T COMD CALL “PORTY PIESCalvin “ HObbEs ‘yma STB og & wUSH SNIFF \Woor” ; S core. cage, WERE. Pe yep i eee) HAA BRRRRR 12 si i." i ideeTIME TRAVELING. WITH ME? SKE, F BUILT A TIME, MACHINE. THIS LOOKS LIKE YOUR TRANSMOGRIFIER “ TO THE INATIENTIVE AND BRAINLESS LAYMAN, YES. BUT YOU CRAWL UNDER THE, TRANSMOGRIFIER, WHEREAS, TWiT. THE TIME: MACHINE, YOU CUMB IN THE TOP. 4 ARE WE GONG: To TRAVEL INTO THE PAST OR INTO WELL, T. SUPPOSE IF WE WENT] INTO THE PAST, T COULD ACE. ANY UPCOMING HISTORY EXAMS, IN SCHOOL. THAT NIGHT BE USER. =“ \ BUT IF WE WENT INTO THE FUTURE, VIE CHILD SWIPE SOMETHING AND PRETEND TO INVENT IT WHEN WE GOT THE FUTURE Y RIGHT. ONCE, WIS, THEN!) TM RIGA, T OF, WORRES, OUR, TIME MACHINE 1S ALL SET. PUT JON YOUR GOGGLES AND WE'LL BE OFF TO THE FUTURE! WIN DO "Y GEEZ, DO YOU THR] NTO THE FUTURE: IS LIKE DRIVING. WEVE GOT TO CONTEND WITH NORTEXES AND LIGHT SPEEDS! ANUTHING COULD GO WRONG! OF COURSE WE NEED TO GOS, T THINK NY GOGGLES ARE IN THE BEDROOM. IF TM NOT BACK INA COUPLE MINUTES) You CAN GO WITHOUT ME, ous 1, Seremen 12,1987ALREADY? “TUL UST PUSA 7 | [WERE APPROAGIING LIGHT ] [T HAVE TO Ae TaTOA AND ORE HE | | UP-UP AND ANAANYY: ‘SPEED, HOBBES! HANG ON! ieeey NOW? INTO THE FUTURE! WHAT YEAR IN THE FUTURE ARE WE GONG TO LAND? Se = HANG ON! WERE, COMING IN! rckees ING INE NioRE -— BLDINGS, ae _.MHILE OTHERS OF US FACE THE PROSPECT OF be WELL OH HUSH, FIND Ge WAY HOME YOU KOH, SOME, PEOPLE NEVER GET TO WALK IN AL BEAUTIFUL woRDS LIKE THIS. L / ore vee sof | SURE LOSTLET'S HAVE A LOOK ARWND] "WL SURE We'LL RUN INTO ROBOT OR SOMETHING, GOSH, T WONDER WHAT FUTURISTIC DEVICE THIS 1S! SOME_SORT OF HL MUST SAY, THE FUTURE. 1S QUITE A BIT DIFFERENT FTHAN T EXPECTED. ae THIS BREEZE |S SO HOT AND, EY ak FIGURED To CTRL | WORMS BY Now THE AIR STINKS, Too. T GUESS THERES STILL, aes 4 VERY) SEEN A TREE PECULIAR] THIS COLOR? DONT GET SMART, FUZZBRANN, JUST GET IN AND FACE WES ome aH DIREC ECTION SO ie TMS HE! —WE MADE IT! IT'S A Good THING THE TIME MACHINE NDNT STALL, OR WED HAVE, SEEN EATEN BY DINOSAWRS!| BACK TONED] [ TVE HAD ENaUSH Now. ELI 1 A INTO THE FUTURE AND SEE WHAT. TM LIKE AS A TEEN-AGER! Hi, MOM. HOBBES AND L vex SIME, TRAVELING AND IE JURASSIC feaop Toh DAD, LOOK! THE SUN'S SETTING AW 5 ONLY 3 OUOCK! \ MO Serene 1011, 12.1987 WS NOT 3 OCLOCK YOUR WATCH STOPPED.WIPE THAT GRIN, GFF YOUR FACE? Calvin “ HObbE s Ss _* TL.CUTOUT CONSTRUCTION PAPER FEATHERS, AND. THAD THBLON WY RS, SOT CAWRN! PRETTY NEAT, HK? \F PAPER FEATHERS ARE ML MT TAVES TO ALY, DONT YOU THINK WEDD WANE PEIED ‘ABOUT BEFORE? TD AGREE, ZR) WTA THAT TE TARES an UNDHMION UND TO THIN OF ESE THINGS, HOBBES, HUE GONG {10 OWE OFF YOU UNDERSTAND T ISSUE NO ESPON SIBLINY FIR TAS ?T DONT HANEY GEE.CANYOU] WHY NOT?! T NEVER. SIGNED UP FOR THIS GROUP! - T WASNT EVEN CONSULTED! TARIANISM 2 IM SECEDNG! WE CAN LIVE ANYWHERE WE |] WHERE DO YOU WANT TO )} HOW ARE WE GOING TOGET | OK DAD, FOR THIS AMAZING WANT TO NOW THAT WERE |] GOP THE SAHARA? TO ANY Of THOSE PUCES? | TRICK TUL NEED AN ORDINARY SECEDING FROM THE FAM! | | ANTARCTICA? WE DONT EVEN HAVE A CAR! YEP. WERE TAKING MY | WELL, MATS) T KNOW. WHY SHOULD L | WE HAVENT SLED AND MOVING TO | ALONG WAY ] HERES A | Do ALL THIS | SECEDED THE YUKON, IF YOURE | ET’ GEEZ, \ SECEDING | WHAT KIND FROM THE =) Ok MOM i ARE NOU? u y tyPONT WERE I AN COD MS |} DOUET Wow TIS! TUS, WONT_THE ANY TIME AU ALT HERE NOT REAL NICE! HAHA! THIS SLED 1S HEAW. T | [ WEVE ONLY BEEN WALKING |] IN. THAT THOUGHT WE WERE GOING | | 20 MINUTES, HOBBES, WE |] CASE, TM TO RIDE \1 MOST OF THE | | PROBABLY WON'T GET TO || TAKING A NORTHERN, | | BREAK WAY TO THE YUKON. 4 PgR Serrseen 17,18, 19,1987RELAX WORRES, THESE MMF, HATH ‘SANDWICHES, WILL GIVE THOS HONEY | OS ENERGY TO SPARE. ‘N MARTANALONT ‘JOU ONLY PACKED TW SRNOWICLES tOR OR Tet ENTIRE TRIP TO THE AS LONG AS WERE TRKING "A BREK! INE MIGHT AS WELL ‘SOORNEY TO THE YOON: Day ONE. HAVE TRAAED WENN NINUIES. NO SNOW SO FAR.” NEVERTHELESS. Y MY MORALE WOULD BE MORALE 1S HIGH. ALOT HIGHER AS We PUSH” / Pte (F YOUD choad THIS IS Y TM THe CARTAN Now.) [FIRST T DECREE DOUBLE RATIONS MUTINY? | ZGIvE THE GNMANDS,| | FOR ALL OFFICERS TO AD THEIR Se ——| | DECISION-MAKING CAPABILITIESTW NDTSQNG TO BE LED] LETS SAV YOU HAL YOUR MOM TOLD ME Y00] [IN FACT, SHES ALREADY GOT A BY NOU! ZA THE RIGHTFUL | GAME TTTOME — O04, 1F [AVE A WEIRD DISEASE AND | [CONTRACT FROM THE CIRCUS ER BRO YOURE GONG To GET SHALIR] [SIDE SHON. T SAW IT WNSELF. 4) WF I CANT LEAD THE EXPEDITION, TM NOT GOING AT ALL! Nou. CAN GO TO THE NUKON TOURSELE Wey HAVE TO TNE ME BACK! TM THEIR SPD KID, RIGHT?«LOT CAN HAPPEN HEN YOURE GONE ALL MORNING! » MOMMMM GOSH, MAYBE OM AND DAD MAXBE THEY RENTED ‘SOLD ALL Pe BELONGINGS ‘OUT MY ROOM. TM BACK, MOM. I GUANGED MY MIND ABOUT SECEDING. Won COULD HOBBES GET BACK LF T WANT 10 BE YOUR KID AGAN, OK? BY HIMSELF YOURE RIGAT. TIGER COULINT| FIND WIS WAY T SUPPOSE HES WHEREVER] / WHAT WAVE I TOLD You ABOUT] YOU LEFT HIM.) | LEAVING YOUR BELONGINGS] ORBES Is LostxX DIDNT MEAN THAT QUITE HE WAY THAT SOUNDED. =VON.CHLVIN, GET BACK INSIDE. Y I CANT LEAVE ST ve ox eR STOO LATE TO GO SEARCHING’ | HOBBES ALONE “MOUaHT ABOUT TOMGRON. Ni FE 4 NOUR STUFFED | IN THE WCODS MB 2/10 wD With 100 TIGER NOW. AY NIGHT? ie ae ‘WOULD MY DAD HAVE DONE THS? OF i Cs J —OF CONRSE.NOT!] | WHY CANT CALIIN KEEP HOW AM TL GOING} | TRACK OF HIS TOYS?” T TOFIND A STUFFED] | Mus TIGER IN THE wos AY NIGHT 27 CMON, WELL, WWOLIINS, SEE HIM FIRST OSM, WERENT . ! . THK MM HMM. Wy} YOU SCARED Is iT Fant Yous BEING OUT IN THE WOODS, AY NIGHT? Serronsn 28,28, 30,1987CAWIN WAKES UP MITHOUT] | HE OOZES OUT OF BED RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES) | ON A TRAIL OF SLIME. ISAVE TWO HOW |] LACKING ARMS AND LESS, ANTENNAE , J DISGUSTING. FON WILL CALITN PUT ON [| WIS CLOTHES ?Calvi HobbES = = HELP! HELP! THe LEAF PILE'S GOT MEW” OTHER. a FIEND? You WONT Ue ‘SPEEAD YOU At “he Wiete ReoWHAT, T GOT THE PLAGUE?! | BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE WIN CANT T COME? [0 WATCH MOVIES WITHOK HEARING ADNICE SHOUTED. \ TO THE CHARACTERS ON THE SCREEN. NO, YOURE CANT) STAYING HOME. YOUR DAD AND TARE OME yo? GOING OWT TO SEE AMOME TONIGHT. INFACT, AFTER THEY LEAVE] : TEENAGER | SITTER?/ nud COMING UF MOM WONT LET US GOTO LETS GET IN THE OTHER. THE MOVIE WITH THEN, SO T GUESS WE'TE ON OUR. || [CAR AND LEARN TO DRE! AN QHD 7ROST US? QUICK, HIDE # VERE LENING NOW, ROSANIN.] [T HOPE HE'S NOT TOO, MUCH TROUBLE TONIGHT. CANIN IS UPSTAIRS. ay re tT crowin5, 6. 7.1987[CAWIN? ARE YOU IN THERE ? CMON OUT AND NEU MAKE: ‘SOME POPCORN. CALVING ..08 BROTHER, I SEE YOU, CALMIN! CHON. BACK INSIDE! LETS GO! BACK IN THE, HOUSE! NO MORE, N BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT? ITS MN JOB TO NATCH YOU AND THATS WHAT T'N GOING. Jo.00, EVEN (F L HAVE TO STRAP YOU TO A CHAIR CARE TO REPEAT THAT Sa LITTLE COMMENT? FUHRER! WERE HOME, ROSALYN. WAS CCAININ, ANY TROUBLE? RA poe wear THIS HOUR?Cdlyin “HObbES *= NAL RUDONTGET NR Fat au Le arHLDAD. TM OR, YOu ARE, REPEATING (TARE VOU?” EVERYTHING, ANYONE SAIS, 1 PORFEIT AL WWW DESSERTS FOR A WEEK Ok, GE THEM TO AWA. HY DONT YOU GO BOWER SOUR MOTHER FOR AWHILE? PsST..SUSIE! WHATS THE noe TO WUESTION FOR? LETS SEE WHAT YOU DREW | | WELL, A TIDY LITTLE DoMeEsti FOR ART CLASS, SUSIE. | }SCENE. A HOUSE IN A YARD WW FLONERS.. HOW GIRLS THINK SMAL AND ARE. PREOCCUPIED WITH PETTY DETANS. BUY Bors THINK BIE! BOXS THINK ABOUT ACTION AND ASCOMUISIVENTE NO WONDER US MEW WHO CHANGE THE NORLD! THE TOOTH FAIRYS GONNA MMAKE YOU RICH TONIGHT, sy YEAH? WHAT") A SQUADRON DD YOU DRAW?) OF B-ls. NUKING. NeW YORK. (erowin 12,1, 4, 1987CAN HOBRES AND T AVCR AND A TAPE TONIGHT ? NOM, RENT ‘T DONT THINK Y WHAT IF WE, Gor AN 4 BY WATCHING, THAT, TTS HARD TO Cl DIRECTION IN MID-AIR BDO. GONG 4r| TOCINGE ALGT MORE THAN YOUR DIRECTION TIMES. T'S GOOD TO WOH UP_A WHILE AND LET STOMA. 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HEY, YOu DONT WANE, RABIES, DOYOu?, ‘ocronen 1920, 21,1987HEY, CALVIN, WHY'D YOU BRING YOUR STUFFED TIGER TO | TO GIVE NOE A LITLE TREAT” [HONS WE ] AVERSION TO SHOOL? T'S NOT ASHOM | TODAY: A RIDE IN AN GONG TO} DESCRIPTIONS OF | | OF THE CON. | WART HOBBES. AND TELL DAY, AMBULANCE HELICOPTER. | DO THAT? / CARNAGE, YOU | | VERSATIONAL. |] TO STAN FRESH EQUIVALENT OF | FOR THIS. AN QU OF | AFTERNOGN ‘EXPERIENCE TL. KNOW. HOBBES 15, GOING | YEAH? IF YOU HATE AN | [TALKING Nutt Y Dott GET Too * YO) IS SORT | CLOSE NOW. T PROBABLY DONT WANT TO KNON. oe Galvin: ws a TER, K i Is dhe, a RINLESS | rer waiching? Seec hare Ftasisarice real Sweet, Ca. right? Tim rot Fouching ws staid 48h, see? 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