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 Once upon a time, there was a prince named
Prince Fastidious. He was very picky about everything.
When Prince Fastidious was old enough to marry a
princess, he went around the world to find his princess.
Once he had met all of them, he realized there was
something wrong. He thought that none of the
princesses fit him. He went home very angry.

He yelled at the queen and king, “None of the

princesses are right for me!”

The queen told him, “It’s okay, there are more

princesses some where.” The prince was so angry.

One night, a bad storm came. The king went to the

kitchen to sneak a sandwich. Then, the king heard a
knock at the door.

The king said “Coming!” When he opened the

door, he saw a beautiful young lady that look like a
princess.

She said, “I am Princess Rose, may I come in? It’s

raining cats and dogs, and I am very wet from the
storm.” However Princess Rose was not actually a
princess, but loved calling herself one.

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 The king rushed to tell Prince Fastidious and the
queen. They where overjoyed! Although, the queen
thought that they should test Princess Rose first. They
let Princess Rose come in, and stay the night.

While Princess Rose

is getting ready for bed,
the queen and the servant
set up a tall bed. They put
a pea under the mattress.
“If Princess Rose can feel
the pea, she is a true
princess,” said the queen.

Princess Rose was

amazed to see how tall the
bed was! She climbed up
and went to sleep. When
she was sleeping, she felt
very uncomfortable. She
felt like she was sleeping
on a bed that is made of rocks!

In the morning, Princess Rose woke up and went

down stairs. Prince Fastidious, the king, and the queen
saw how tired she was. They where a little bit happy.

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 “Did you sleep well my dear?” asked the queen.

“Oh, not at all,” replayed Princess Rose.

They all jumped in the air and shouted, “Hooray!”

They where all overjoyed!

Princess Rose was extremely confused. “What is

going on?” asked Princess Rose.

“You passed the test! Now we can get married!”

said Prince Fastidious.

“There was a test?” asked Princess Rose.

“Yes! And you passed it. Only a true princess can

feel a pea under a mattress.” said the queen.

The royal family was so happy that they found a

true princess. Prince Fastidious was overjoyed! He
could finally marry a true princess.

“But I’m not a true princess! I only call myself a

princess because it’s a very nice name.” said Princess
Rose.

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 The entire royal family fainted due to shock! Now
that the storm had passed, Rose went on her marry way
to continue her journey home.

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Once upon a time, there were two

little kids called Hansel and Gretel.
Hansel could barely move because he
was too fat! While Gretel looked like an
decent and proper little girl, she was
certainly not decent or proper at all!
These siblings were both very spoiled!
The poor parents were forced to spend
their hard earned money on things that
their spoiled little kids wanted!

One night, Gretel told Hansel “ Let’s get out of this

hobble and live in the forest!’’

Hansel wasn’t up for this idea and he explained

why, “First of all, why would I move out? That sentence
literally says move! You know that I hate to move!
Second of all, we get whatever we want here! Our slaves
do everything for us, and buy anything and everything
we want!”

Gretel had apposing answers for everything that

Hansel had said, “ First of all, we should move out!
Maybe if you are lucky, then you can shed a couple
hundred pounds! Second of all, I over heard our slaves
saying that they starting to lose a lot of money so, they
should be more stricter on us, so that we can save more
money for food, rent, bills and more boring adult stuff!
At first Hansel was very angry at his sister for calling

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him fat, but the horror of not getting what he wanted
over took him.

The next day, Hansel and Gretel left the so called

hobble. They wandered through the forest for eight
months! Indeed Hansel shed a couple of pounds. Gretel
who was already skinny, had her ribs showing through
her clothes!

Hansel smelled something sweet! Hansel being the

pig he is, ran through the forest following the sweet
smell. Gretel followed Hansel so that if he was wrong,
she could gloat as much she wanted.

They found a entire house made up

of desserts! Hansel didn’t even ask if he
could eat, he just started to gobble it up!
Gretel was very grossed out by her
brother at first, but soon the pain of her
hunger over took the thought, and she
started to gobble the other side of the
house! While all of this was happening, a
kind old lady ( who was the owner of this
lovely home, mind you) came running out
of the house in horror!

The poor, old lady was so shocked that she fainted!

The two kids no remorse for this old lady, because they
kicked and punched with all of their might, to see if the
old lady was still alive. The old lady twitched. After they

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saw that the old lady was just fine, they continued to
gobble the treats!

The old lady stood up and said “ Please leave!”

The brats said “ NO. YOU OLD BAT!”

Once again the old lady fainted. So the two nasty

kids snuck up the stairs and they found two very nice
comfortable beds, they tucked themselves into the beds.

After the nice old lady woke up, She began to clean
what was left of the house. Once the old lady was done
cleaning the house, she cooked the kids dinner. She
thought that the kid were just poor and starving kids,
that had no choice but to to eat her house. All of the
sudden, Gretel shoved the poor, unsuspecting, old lady
into the oven!

Hansel and Gretel ate until there was nothing left of

the candy house in the woods.

After they left the home, they went into a cave slept
there overnight. Karma did hit them the next day. Once
got out of the cave, they got eaten by vultures!

The End.

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 Once upon a time, a silly troll felt hungry
for food.The troll went across the Golden Gate
bride to find some. He first found a found a
rat, but it was to small for him. The troll really
wanted a goat to kill and eat!! So, the troll
went across the Goat bridge where all the
goats were gazing in the woods.

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 While the troll was tip-toeing through the
woods to find a delicious goat, he saw a flash
darting behind the trees. Once it stoped, he
realized it was a goat. The troll whipped out
an AK-47 and killed it!! The troll saw all the
guts and began to eat. Then the troll heard a
noise, so he hid. The troll saw the biggest goat
he has ever seen! When the biggest goat saw
all the guts and the dead goat he fell on the
ground and died of a heart attack. So the troll
ate him too!

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 After the troll finished eating the goats, he
felt hungry.The troll was trying to find more
goats so he saw a village filled with goats, he
heard a noise it was meteor and it hit the troll.
All the goats lived their happy little lives.

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The Boy Who
Cried Wolf
A Twisted Fairytale

By Kakeru


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 In the town, there was a shepherd
named Kakeru. He liked watching he
sheep. On day, there were two wolves that
were starving! “The shepherd cried
wolves! Wolves! There are two wolves”!
He cried for help but the wolves ran away.
Then, the people in the town came. They
were late, and they said there is no wolves.
They thought the boy were lying.

The shepherd was very angry. He got

his weapon and waited for the wolves, but
the wolves didn’t come at all. The days
passed, then weeks, and finally, the time
came.

When the wolves arrived, the shepherd

was ready. The shepherd used all his
power to scare them away, but the wolves
really wanted the sheep. So, the shepherd
hit the wolves with his might!

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 Once up on a time there was a wolf going
in to the woods to find food for himself. On his
journey, the wolf met a girl named Little Red.
The wolf asked “Were are you going?”Little
Red told him about her grandma, and that she
was going to her grandma’s house because she
was ill.

The wolf raced to

Little Red’s grandma’s
house, and ate her! The
wolf is still hungry.

Little Red was

hiding behind the door,
watching the wolf
when he ate her
grandma. Suddenly,
Little Red grabbed the
scissors from her
grandma’s table and
killed the wolf! Little Red cut open the wolf’s
stomach and saved her grandma. Little Red
and her grandma lived happily ever after.

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 A long time ago, there was a
mother pig who let her three
little pigs out into the world.
They didn’t have enough
money for three little pigs and
the mother to survive. So she
send her three little pigs into
the world to make money and
live on their own.

The first little pig built a

house of straw. A wolf came
along and ate him. The second
little pig built a house of sticks.
The wolf ate him too.

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 The third little pig made a
house of bricks. The pig was
cooking dinner with the front
door wide open. The wolf
snuck up behind him and ate
that pig.

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The Tortoise and
the Hare
A Twisted Fairytale

By Sasha


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 Once upon a time, just like always,
Hare and Tortoise were doing their own
job. Hare was polite, but very sensitive.
Tortoise was mean and selfish.

One day, Tortoise said ’”Hey Hare,

you’re too shy. You can’t even do a race
while I become a superstar.’’

Hare’s friend, Mouse said “Hare is

brave! He could do a race!’’ Hare slightly
nodded.

Then Tortoise said “Then, in two

weeks later, let’s have a race. If I win, you
need to leave this town.’’ Mouse said
“Okay. Still, if Hare wins, YOU need to
leave this town.’’ Tortoise said okay.

When Tortoise went back to his house,

Mouse said “It’s okay Hare. You don’t
need to care about him. He’s a bad tiger.
Just run straight on the day of the race.’’

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 Two weeks later, the day of the race
came. There was a BIG crowd of animals.
Tortoise was full of confidence. Why?
How? Hare thought. How can he? Then,
BOOM! The race had started.

Hare was really fast, but the Hare was

more surprised that Tortoise was
unbelievably fast! He was as fast as a
cheetah! Actually, Tortoise had one
secret.....Tortoise drank a fast potion! As
he was running, Hare was looking at
Tortoise, and accidentally tripped on a
rock, and hurt his leg!

Then, two miracles happened!

Suddenly Tortoise became slower, slower,
slower until he returned to his normal
speed. Then, Hare’s pain eased. What a
miracle!

Hare out of breath, he squeezed his

last strength and finished his race. Then
he learned one thing, “If I don’t give up,
we could succeed.”

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