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- What are you doing?
- Hanging out.

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- Come over.gh
- Will, I can't.ewrwerdfdsfvcvcxxcv

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Come on, Grace.dfg
You know you want to.gfhhhg
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- Of course I want to, but--
- It's gonna be a good one.

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- I can feel it.
- It's always good. Still--

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If you're not gonna come over,
do you want me to...

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talk you through it?

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It's tempting, but I think
I'll watch "ER" here.

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Another night alone
with my clicker.

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Is that what the kids
are calling it?

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So I went back to the sale today.

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- Did you get that black flowy thing?
- No, you were right.

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It's too Stevie Nicks,
the heavy years.

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Eriq La Salle just smiled.

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- Really?
- No.

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- Did you buy anything?
- Yeah, I got a great camisole.

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- Sexy?
- Man: I'm going to sleep.

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Ask me in the morning.

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- Was that Danny?
- Yeah, jealous?

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Honey, I don't need your man.

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I got George Clooney.

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Sorry, babe,
he doesn't bat for your team.

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Well, he hasn't seen me pitch.

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Okay.
Say, "Good night, Gracie."

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Good night, Gracie.

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It's to you, Jack.

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Give me a minute,
please? Okay?

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A room without windows

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A room without doors...

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It's to you, Jack.

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Give me a minute, please?

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Wow!

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A room where no guy
but I can spy that...

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No-ooo, not gonna risk it this time.

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Four cards, please.

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Here's my ace.

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Jack, now that you're moving in,
can I make one small request?

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What's that?

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Change everything
about your personality.
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I get it, comedy.

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You didn't tell me
Jack was moving in with you.

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Not moving in, he's just staying
until his apartment's finished.

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- ( humming )
- Oh, I know that one-- I know--

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Did he need a stronger hand?

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- Did he need a...
- Jack!

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He's not humming your intro.

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That's just a straight guy's
way of thinking

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that you and I could
ever be a couple.

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Okay, first of all:
Will should only be so lucky.

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So let's just clear that right up.

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Second of all: you don't
even know me that well.

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Why would you just assume
that I was gay?

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I finished.
Okay, FYl, folks,

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most people that meet me
do not know that I am gay.

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Jack, blind and deaf people
know you're gay.

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Dead people know you're gay.

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- Do we play poker?
- Yes. Come on, who's in?

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I'm in for 10.

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I'm fine. Keep playing.

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Oh look, it's Sporty Spice.

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Did you and Danny have a fight?

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Yeah, but I don't wanna
talk about it right now.

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- I can't even think straight.
- That's funny, neither can Jack.

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Grace, did you know
I was gay when you met me?

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My dog knew.

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So the fabrics never came in, and
I wasn't able to make the presentation.

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Diamond lnteriors got the job.

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- I'm sorry. What a disappointment.
- Thank you.

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That's all I wanted to hear,
but Danny said,

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"When you put everything off
till the last minute..."

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- Eew.
- Yeah.

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And I lost it.

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I started screaming, "Why can't you
just let me have my feelings?"

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Grace, that is so Barbara DeAngelis,
"Making Love Work."

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- I know, wasn't it?
- Yeah.

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And then he says-- get this,

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"You don't have to get hysterical.
You sound just like your mother."
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If you were on "Jerry Springer," that's
the minute you'd jump out of your chair.

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Can you believe that?

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You're staying here tonight. Go wash
your face, I'll make up your bed.

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"You sound just like your mother."
What kind of person says that?

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The kind of person
you should've dumped a year ago.

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- What?
- I said,

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I hear they're
re-releasing "Vertigo."

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"You sound just like your mother."

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When you wanna push
someone's buttons, that'll do it.

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Hey, roomie!

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Jack, you can't move in tonight.

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What?

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Grace is very upset.
I told her she could stay here tonight.
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- You move in tomorrow, okay?
- Okay, that's interesting.

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You'd think maybe you could
have told me this-- oh I don't know--

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before I packed up
my entire life!

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You don't understand,
Grace has had a really--

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what's in the hat box?
Your tiara?

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Look, Guapo, he made a funny.
Shut up, Will!

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I just schlepped all the way
over here from the East Side,

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and you know how much Guapo
hates riding in taxis.

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Okay.

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Okay, take it easy, Jack.

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You sound just like your mother.

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Crossing the line.

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You nasty, bitter,
lonely, balding man.

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I don't need this crap
from you, Will.

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You know what?
I just don't need it.

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- What time tomorrow?
- Eightish.

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Fine.

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You're my lawyer.
You tell me.

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What have I got to do
to buy this company?

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First, we've gotta
get something called,

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the "Hart-Scott-Rodino
Antitrust" clearance,

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and then we can negotiate
standstills and lock ups,

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Naturally, that's after
we do due diligence.

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What the hell is
"do-do diligence?"

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No, Harlan, after we do...
due diligence.

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Doesn't matter
how slow you say it,

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it's still "do-do", isn't it?

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- I just wanna know what it means.
- It's crap that lawyers deal with.

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Harlan, I'll handle it.

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I've been representing your corporation
for five years now, remember?

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I know, but my wife's been
bugging me about the business.

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She wants me to be
a little more hands-on.

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You sure she's talking
about the business?

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Yeah, she's talking
about the business.

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But I trust you, Will,
so you do that "do-do"

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that you do so well.

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- ( intercom buzzes )
- Woman: Will, it's Grace on line one.
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Hey.

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Can I stay at your apartment
again tonight?

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Of course, as long as you want.

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- What are you doing?
- I'm looking for tissues.

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Have your assistant
get them for you.

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- She's late again.
- Fire her already.

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I'm not gonna fire Karen.

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Her social contacts
keep my business afloat.

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Why does she even work?

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Isn't she worth
like a gazillion dollars?

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She feels working
keeps her down to earth.

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I know, I'm late.

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My driver had another
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It was disgusting.
I had to raise the partition.

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But that's no excuse,
I should be punished.

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I'm writing you a check.

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Karen, tell Grace
she should fire you.

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Grace, tell Will to redirect
his anger at his mother,

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where it belongs.

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- Call me later.
- Bye.

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All right, honey.
There you go.

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Guilt be gone.

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Karen, I don't want a check.
I want assistance.

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I'm the boss,
I give you checks.

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Yes you do, honey,
and I love them, I do.
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I keep them all
right here in this box.

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So, what else?

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- Danny and I got into a fight.
- Oh, honey, call him and make up.

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Why would I do that?
It wasn't my fault.

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In the long run,
it doesn't matter.

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I don't know that
there's gonna be a long run.

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Grace, you're--

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you're what? 40?

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I'll be 31 next month.

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So I rounded up.

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Danny is a good catch.

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You've been living together for a year.
Close the deal already.

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( phone ringing )

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I'm serious Grace, pick up the pace.

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I'm serious, Karen,
pick up the phone.

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So, Will, have you seen Michael
since you two broke up?

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No, he hasn't, but I have.

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Michael's not doing well.
He got fat, he's depressed.

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Cheap haircuts, not good.

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Actually, it's very sad.

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What are you talking about?
I just saw him. Looks great.

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Rob, you're dismissed.

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- Thanks for trying, sweetie.
- His haircut really was awful.

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I know. I think it's time
for "$25,000 Pyramid."

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- Rob: Hello!
- Woman: All right!

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So, Will, are you gonna
keep the place?
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I thought it was gonna
be a little too expensive,

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- so I told Jack-- oh no.
- ( knock on door )

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Hi, honey, I'm home.

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- Are we entertaining? Welcome.
- Jack, I meant to call you today--

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- Don't even!
- Wait, wait.

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I can stay at Rob
and Ellen's tonight.

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No, you can't, Grace,
because apparently, you matter.

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How about that?

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Jack, I am so sorry.
I just--

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Are bandanas back in?
'Cause I didn't get that memo.

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Ha, ha-ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Let me tell you something,
Will Truman,

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I don't need to live here, all right?
And you know what? Guess who loses?

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Hello! You do.

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Because I could have turned you
into a human being

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instead of this rude, self-absorbed,
getting-chunkier-every-day--

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oops, did that slip out?
--thing that you are.

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- What time tomorrow?
- Eightish.

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Fine.

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Let's play "The Pyramid."

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- Ellen: Okay, you two first.
- Okay, you give, I'll receive.

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Just as God intended it.

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- Ellen's timing.
- Got it.

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Here's your first subject. Go!

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Okay, okay.

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Driftwood.
John Wayne.

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- You're parents' marriage.
- Things that are dead.

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Yes.

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My one-night stand on Fire lsland.

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- Latin things.
- Good.

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The postcard I sent you from ltaly.

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"Everybody Hurts" by REM.

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- Things that make you cry.
- Yes.

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- Professor Gopnik's teeth.
- Things that are yellow.

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Yes.

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- A cane. A railing.
- Come on, give me another clue.

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Each other.

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- Things that you lean on.
- That's it.

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Yeah!

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You guys--

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that was amazing.

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Grace, you and Danny
never do this well when we play.

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I know. I'm gonna
break up with him.

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It's just time.

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My relationship has reached
a fork in the road,

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and ending it with Danny
is the right--

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prong.

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Excuse me.

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Things that bring a dinner party
to a crashing halt?

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- So, how'd it go?
- Not like I thought.

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Gracie, I'm sorry.
You give it some time--

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No, Will,

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he proposed.

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- Grace Adler Design?
- Oh, my God, would you look at that?

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Who in the world
would be sending--

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Oh, carnations,
they must be for you.

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Yep, they're from Danny.
Isn't he a sweetheart?

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Oh my. Well.

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Surprised you're still walking.

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Give me that.

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He is so great.

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I can't believe
I ever doubted he was the one.

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Bon app�tit.

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What am I gonna do about Grace?

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What's the big deal?
Why don't you--

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could I get a skotch more gravy?
It's a little dry.

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If you don't like Danny,
just tell her it's a bad idea.

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I don't tell people who to marry.

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Okay, you always tell me
what you think of the men I date.

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I'm talking about marriage,
not Rudy the Jewish cowboy

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you met on the internet.

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Shalom, my lonesome
prairie dog.

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She's your best friend, Will.
You have to tell her what you think.

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- Be honest.
- I can't.

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Before my brother
married Ginny,

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he asked me what
I honestly thought of her.

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I told him, she's morose,
and controlling, and icy.
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They got married anyway.
Now she hates me

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and my brother and I don't talk.

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I couldn't handle
losing Grace like that.

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I'm gonna call Rudy again.

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Oh, God, I'm sorry,
but more importantly,

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that's terrible about you
and your brother. It's awful.

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No, no, no. Do you have
any mineral water? Sulfites.

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When are you moving in?

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I'm gonna be away
on business for a while and--

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What business?

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Business. I have business,
and clients and work-related--

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business.

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How is the work-related
client business these days?

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What is this?
Why do you have to be so mean?

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Because you love it.
And I love you,

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and you love gel.

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And you have a home here
when you get back.

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You can be a very great guy
when you wanna be.

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Well, I gotta be nicer to you.

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- Yes, you do.
- Because you are a good friend.

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- Yes, I am.
- I know it's gotta be rough on you.

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- Will, don't.
- Being trapped in a man's body like that.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- What are you watching?
- "Pop-Up Video"

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Turns out, Fiona Apple
doesn't particularly like apples.
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Apple Brown Betty was invented
by a guy named Darren,

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and get this, Bobby Darren's dog
was named Fiona.

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What are the odds of that?

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- I said, "Yes."
- What?

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I said, "Yes."

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God!

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Come here!

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Wow. Let's have
a look at that ring.

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It's beautiful.
When is the stone being put in?

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I knew you were gonna say that.

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Wow...

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You know, I'm thirsty.

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What?

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What? What?
I'm happy for you.

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Lying.
Lying man talking.

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Grace, stop it.
I am happy for you.

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I want you two to have
a great life together.

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You do?

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Thank God.
I was so worried coming over here.

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So I have your blessing then?

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Yes.

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- I love you.
- Love you.

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Okay!

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- I've gotta go tell my family.
- Grace, don't.

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I have to, Will,
they're paying.
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No, I mean,
don't marry Danny.

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What?

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Honey, I gotta be honest.
This guy's not enough for you.

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You're passionate,
and you're creative,

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and beautiful,
and perfect, and this guy--

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you should be with someone more--
somebody else.

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He's not funny. He doesn't know
what your favorite flower is.

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He's passive-aggressive.
The man high-five's you after sex.

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You're so afraid you're
never gonna get married

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you can't even see
how wrong he is for you.

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Think about it.

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If you really believed
he was the one,

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would you be asking me
for my blessing?

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Go to hell, Will.

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No, Rosario,

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por favor, honey,
listen to me for a second, okay?

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Take Olivia and Mason

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to la store de los toys.

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- Where's Grace?
- Oh, honey, thank God.

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How do you say toy store
in Spanish?

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- Tienda de juguetes.
- Uh-huh, thanks.

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F-A-O-yeah-Schwartzo.

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Si, si, Rosario, gracias.
Hola.

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I haven't slept. I can't get
any work done. Where is she?

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Will, just stop right there.
I cannot tell you anything, it's a secret.
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- What is?
- She's at City Hall getting married.

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Oh, devil.

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What? What about the big wedding?

335
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She thought it was best
to get it over with quickly,

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not to make a big to-do,
and I say "Brava!"

337
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,600
- Grace--
- Oh, look who's here.

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- I'm sorry.
- It's a little late for that.

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00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,100
No, I'm here, Grace.
I'm here to support your marriage.

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- There is no marriage.
- What?

341
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:03,100
There is no marriage!

342
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,300
And you wanna know why?
Because my best friend--

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that would be the part
you're supposed to play--

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my best friend dropped a bomb

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of poo on my head.

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Oh, honey, l--

347
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,300
I was fine.

348
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,100
I was getting married,
and then you come along.

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You come and you poison--

350
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:29,800
with the-- with the thorns
from the-- the flower--

351
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,300
I had this metaphor
worked out earlier,

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00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,200
but I'm just very upset right now.

353
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,400
Gracie, I just want you
to be happy.

354
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,200
No, Will, you want me
to be alone like you.

355
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,600
- Is that the way you see this?
- Yes.

356
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,400
It's interesting,

357
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:54,300
because I never thought
of myself as being alone.

358
00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,000
Well that was a little harsh.

359
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,300
Good.

360
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:05,300
Yes, yes it is.
He's a bad person, very bad.

361
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:10,900
Grace, I think it's time
for a couple of blue bippies.

362
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:15,900
- I don't want any pills.
- They're not for you, they're for me.

363
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,700
Marriage is--
what?

364
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,000
Marriage is--

365
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,800
marriage is. Okay?
What the hell, that's all you need to--

366
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,100
Grace?

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00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,400
She's gone.

368
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:33,400
She's gone, and I'm sitting here
talking to myself like a crazy person.

369
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:37,300
Oh my God, listen to me,
I'm still doing it.

370
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,800
Will,

371
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:51,600
I am-- I am so sorry

372
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:55,400
for what I said back there.

373
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,100
I know.

374
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:07,100
It was mean, but-- I know.

375
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,900
This morning, on the way
to the ceremony,

376
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,200
Danny looked at me and said,

377
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:19,400
"I can't wait to spend
the rest of my life with you."

378
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,700
And I turned to him and said,

379
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:26,500
"You know the limo
has a phone?"

380
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,900
It wasn't right.

381
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,200
He was a smart
attractive man who loved me,

382
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,200
and who I loved, by the way.

383
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,600
Why wasn't it right?

384
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,500
Sweetie,

385
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,000
remember in college
we saw that French film

386
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,100
about a man and a woman
that were perfect for one another,

387
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,800
but they kept missing each other.

388
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,100
And in the last scene,
they meet on a plane,

389
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,200
because that's the way
it was destined to be.

390
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:55,100
Remember? And you said,
"That's gonna be me."

391
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:59,000
Gracie, you're just
in the middle of your movie.

392
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,900
Danny was a plot point.
A nice, decent,

393
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,800
postcoital high-fiving
plot point.

394
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,800
There's still time.
Go get some Raisinettes.

395
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,900
- I like Red Vines.
- Whatever you want.

396
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,800
The point is, it's not over if your movie's
gonna have a happy ending.

397
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,600
- You just have to see it through.
- Oh God.

398
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:24,500
- Come here.
- Huh-uh.

399
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,600
What do you say
we go get a drink?

400
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,500
Yes-ss.

401
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,300
- What is with that dress?
- Give me a break.

402
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,200
- I had five minutes to prepare for this.
- Still.

403
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:46,300
What are we to toast
to your lovely new bride?

404
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,200
All: Yeah!

405
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,400
Here's to the ball and chain.

406
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,500
If she makes it
through the night, ba-bing,

407
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:59,400
I think I'll keep her.

408
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,300
Wait, my turn.

409
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,700
To my Will.

410
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,500
You are my hero,
and my soul mate.

411
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,500
And I'm a better woman
for loving you.

412
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,800
All: Oo-ooh!

413
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,300
Hey, hey, hey...
Come on, you two.

414
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,200
- How's about a kiss?
- All: Yeah!

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00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,200
All:
Kiss, kiss, kiss...

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00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:37,300
- Nothing? Anything?
- Sorry, no, it's--

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