A TABLE FOR TWO

This man lives in lindon in england. He likes going to restaurant he likes soup

He asks a woman in the Street, is there a restaurant near here?

The woman answers yes look. There is a restaurant over there

The man goes into the restaurant. He say to the wáiter, good afternoom

The he ask have you got a table for one?

The waiter answers. No, but i have got a table for two. Come with me, sir

They go to the table and the man sits down

Then the man say, some vegetables soup, please

The waiter comes back with some vegetables soup

Then the man says, thank you but there is a fly in this soup,

The waiter says, well, it is a table for two, sir