Curled Hair

Glasses
Back Pain
Humble
Clever
And Constantly Avoiding The Cheese
Gauda
Cheddar
And Mozzarella On A Plate
Oh My God, What A Fate
Not As Famous As Cortana
Not A Banshee‘s Boy Like Ben
But When Hand Grenades Are Flying
 ?
There‘s Just One Man You Can Trust
When There‘s War And All Is Hell
Send In The Kerniman!
The United Nations Superhero-Man
Eight Controllers On A Lan
Send In The Kerniman
Oh How We Wish
We Were Kerniman
Blue Eyes
Firm Hands
Nice Legs
Complex Rule Sets
Thinking Through Every Play
Dominion
Skull King
Competing Since He Was Thirteen
He‘s A Brettspiel-Machine
And He Stares Into The Schedule
Checking Boxscores in the Night
And He Says, „Boy, The Bulls Are Shitty
But Markannen Is Alright!“
When There‘s War And All Is Hell
Send In The Kerniman!
He‘s The Middle-Earthen
Superhero-Man
He Plays „Battle Of Five Armies“
Defeating Sebi In Four Turns
Oh How We Wish
We Were Kerniman
Kerniman!
KERNIMAN!
Now He‘s Married To Magdalena
A Husband He Became
We Wrote This Awesome
Song For Him
But Then He Changed His Name
You Will Always Be Our Kerni
Growing Up With You,
What A Pride!
Why Won‘t We Raise
Our Glasses To Him
And To Magdalena,
His Beautiful Bride!
When There‘s War And All Is Hell
Send In The Wailzerman
He‘s A Macho Musclepumping
Crying God!
If There‘s One Man You Should Trust,
It is The Andi-Boy
Oh How We Wish
We Were Wailzerman