Morty, I'm a drunk, not a hack. Your failures are your own, old man!

I say, follow
throooough! Nothing you do matters, your existence is a lie! Wha, me
irresponsible ?! All I wanted you to do was to hand me a screwdriver, Morty!
Morty, can you get to the left nipple? Oh I say good sir, oh harumph, ohh a bope-
a-dope-o-bobo.

My name is Slip- Slippery Stair. I'll take ya down there for 25 shmeckels! S-S-
Samantha. You can run, but you can't hide bitch! Morty, can you get to the left
nipple? Awww, it's you guys! Nice, Mrs Pancakes. Real nice.

And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder flying there -under under the sea. Just two good
ol' boys Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you've ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day
they was born.

And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder flying there -under under the sea. No phone no
lights no motor car not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be? No phone no
lights no motor car not a single luxury. Lik e Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be! All of them had
hair of gold like their mother the youngest one in curls. Doin' it our way. Nothin's gonna turn us back
now. Straight ahead and on the track now. We're gonna make our dreams come true. In a freak
mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an
orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five -hundred years
later. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted d esert isle with Gilligan the Skipper too the
millionaire and his wife. Love exciting and new. Come aboard were expecting you. Love life's
sweetest reward Let it flow it floats back to you. Sunday Monday Happy Days. Tuesday W ednesday
Happy Days. Thursday Friday Happy Days.Saturday what a day. Groovin' all week with you. Now the
world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some.
Michael Knight a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent. The helpless. The
powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law. we might as well say... Would you be
mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor. Its mission - to explore strange new worlds to
seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no man has gone before. And you know
where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister we could use a man like Herbert
Hoover again. Knight Rider: A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.

we might as well say... Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor. Well
we're movin' on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Believe it or not I'm walking on
air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe
it or not its just me. Sunny Days sweepin' the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet. Can
you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street.

If you have a problem if no one else can help and if you can find t hem maybe you can hire The A-
Team. Their house is a museum where people come to see ‘em. They really are a scream the Addams
Family. The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of Americas deep space probes. Michael Knight
a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent. The helpless. The powerless in
a world of criminals who operate above the law. Well we're movin' on up to the east side. To a deluxe
apartment in the sky. black gold Didn't need no welfare states. Everybody pulled his weigh t. Gee our
old Lasalle ran great. Those were the days. Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I
could feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me.
Sunny Days sweepin' the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to
get how to get to Sesame Street. Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so
free. The Brady Bunch the Brady Bunch that's the way we all became the Brady Bunch. Come and
dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. We've a loveable space that needs your face threes
company too." In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they
didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum securit y stockade to the Los Angeles
underground. W ell we're movin' on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky! So join us
here each week my friends you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on
Gilligans Isle.

In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown out of their trajectory
into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five -hundred
years later. No phone no lights no motor car not a single luxury. Like Ro binson Crusoe it's primitive
as can be. Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free! You wanna be
where you can see our troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows Your name.
Movin' on up to the east side. W e finally got a piece of the pie. The movie star the professor and
Mary Ann here on Gilligans Isle., Doin' it our way. There's nothing we wont try. Never heard the word
impossible. This time there's no stopping us. On the most sensational inspirational cel ebrational
Muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet Show. Today still wanted by the government they
survive as soldiers of fortune.

Are you hungry for apples? ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR APPLESSS!? It's a figure
of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them. Just keep shooting,
Morty! You have no idea what prison is like here! Aww, gee, you got me there,
Rick. I'm Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! Oh my god,
how could I not see this coming? My lust, my greed! I deserve thiiiiii- Ladies, let's
get out of here. I haven't learned a thiiiiiing! God, Grandpa, you're such a dick.

Lick, lickity, lick my balls! Please god, oh lord, hear my prayers…! YES! Fuck you
god, not today bitch! If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in
life, you gotta stop listening to yourself. That guy is the Red Grin Grumbold of
pretending he knows what's going on. Oh you agree huh? You like that Red Grin
Grumbold reference? Well guess what, I made him up. You really are your
father's children. Think for yourselves, don't be sheep. Ohh yea, you gotta get
schwifty. Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just
a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it
slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are
gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

Ooh, your little flappy doodles are twitching. Does that mean you're aroused, or
did you just get a signal that one of your buddies found a grape?
Looossseeerrrrr. And that's the wayyy, the news goes! You have to turn them on
Morty! The shoes need to be turned on! God-damn! Oh I say good sir, oh
harumph, ohh a bope-a-dope-o-bobo.

And that's the wayyy, the news goes! A price for everything. Existence is pain to
a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain. Let’s be post-
apocalyptic scavengerrrrsss! Well let me check my list of powers and
weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want. Yeah, that sounds
like a job for me. Wha, me irresponsible ?! All I wanted you to do was to hand me
a screwdriver, Morty!