The Miser and Beggars

Somebody knocked on the door of a miser. Miser ask: "You come here no matter what?"

The man said: "Give me a glass of water!"

Then the man handed him a glass of milk. The man was very surprised and said: "Everyone says you're
very stingy, but I did not feel you're a little stingy, the proof is that you now have menyedekahkan glass
of milk to me."

Miser finally complained: "If it was not because there was a mouse falls into a glass of milk, a glass of
water I will not give you anything."

MR. JONO

Mr jono is the famous miser, he invited by his wifeto ride helicopter , mr jono initially did not
want because it is expensive, but eventually agreed to the request of his wife.

The pilot said "please pay 1 million, if you talk over in a fine of 5 million but if you not talk I
will give you the money 10 million.
mr jono who loving money so much of course agree .

after agreeing with the agreement, they fly

After the helicopter landed again, "the pilot said to mr jono," well you are great, do not say
anything .. ".
Pak jono: once I want to say but afraid fined
Pilot: "did you want to say what .. ??".
Pak jono: "My wife fell from the plane ...