INFLATABLE YOU

[Verse 1]
Eb6
Your love for me is not debatable
C7 Fm7
Your sexual appetite’s insatiable
Bb7 Fm7
You never ever make me waitable
Bb7 Eb6
Delectable, inflatable you. (C/B Bb7)

Eb6
You don’t have problems with your weight at all
C7 Fm7
You never steal food off my plate at all
Bb7 Fm7
I never have to masturbate at all
Bb7 Eb6
Unstoppable, inflatable you. (C Bb C Bb C Eb)

[Chorus 1]
Emaj7 Cm#7 G#m
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
F#m G#7 C#7 D7 Ebmaj7
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day-hey
Emaj7 C#m G#m7
In this ocean of life I’m never afraid we might drown
F#m7
We could just float forever whatever the weather
G#m7 C#m7 F#m7 B (left hand Bb)
Whenever my inflatable lover’s around.

[Verse 2]

Bb

Eb6
You’re never sensitive or tickley
C7 Fm7
When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
Bb7 pause Fm7
It’s know an static electricity
Bb7 Eb6
Felicity when I’m kissing you. (C/B Bb7)
Eb6
now birth control is not an issues
C7 Fm7
I clean it all up with a tissue
Bb7 Fm7
I bet my jealous friend all wish you
Bb7 Eb6
Were insatiably inflatably theirs. (C Bb C Bb C Eb)

[Chorus 2]
Emaj7 C#m7 G#m
Your skin is so smooth – I couldn’t afford you with hair
F#m G#7 C#7 D7 Ebmaj7
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Emaj7 C#m7 G#m7
Your problems are simple, I don’t need my Masters in Psych
F#m7
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
G#m7 C#m7 F#m7 B (left hand Bb)
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

[Outro
C7 Fm7
Don’t let me down.
Bb6 Eb6
Don’t let me down.

Eb6 - Emaj7 (not the low one!) - Ebm7