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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach Like
there is bacteria.”
― Benjamin Franklin
tags: drinking, humor 1450 likes
“A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to Like
people.”
― F. Sco Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
tags: alcohol, drinking, sobriety 1268 likes
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the Like
drink takes you.”
― F. Sco Fitzgerald
tags: drinking 1242 likes
“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could Like
ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not
getting them.”
― Terry Pratche
tags: alcohol, death, drinking, humor 1149 likes
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't Like
drink and people who collect stickers.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collec on of One-Night
Stands
tags: alcohol, drinking, drinks, humor 878 likes
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love Like
your enemy.”
― Frank Sinatra
tags: alcohol, bible, drinking, enemies, religion 854 likes
“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when Like
things are bad. That and vodka.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes
tags: changes, drinking, harry-dresden, laughter, sanity, sanya 839 likes
“I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out Like
loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight
out of the cat dish.”
― Anne Lamo
tags: drinking, sacrilege 598 likes
“I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like Like
anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a
sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and
godlike.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
tags: alcohol, drinking 506 likes
“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink Like
to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking
so that you’re more fun to be around.”
― Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
tags: drinking 479 likes
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? Like
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and
they meet at the bar.”
― Drew Carey
tags: drinking, humor, jobs, life 418 likes
“She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat Like
receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that
confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the
one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and
because what difference does it make?”
― Toni Morrison, Song of Solomon
tags: drinking, rela onships, women 416 likes
“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It Like
was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it
up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and
discovered that after a few minutes I could drop off with no
problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of
good marijuana, and it’s funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own.
Often I never even made it to the bed. I’d squat down to pet the cat and
wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good
excuse to change my clothes. I’m now told that this is not called “going
to sleep” but rather “passing out,” a phrase that carries a distinct hint
of judgment.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pre y One Day
tags: alcohol, drinking, humor 341 likes
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