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Since released, the trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon , presented by Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner at the 2009 MTV Movie
Awards on Sunday evening, has had a lot of people talking.

Many of the quotes from the trailer are reminiscent and derivatives of longer quotes that can be found in Stephenie Meyer¶s New Moon.

That said, there are a number of quotes from the book that one might hope to see in the film.

Here, I propose, are a few (er, well, a few dozen).

1. ³You are only a senior once, might as we ll document the experience.´ Alice Cullen
2. ³So, as discussed, I am not allowed to wish you a happy birthday, is that correct ?´ Edward Cullen
3. ³You want a nice stereo? Drive your own car.´ Bella Swan
4. ³Anyway, you don¶t irritate the Volturi. Not unless you want to die ± or whatever it is we do.´ Edward Cullen
5. ³Bella, the last birthday any of us had was Emmett in 1935. Cut us a little slack, and don¶t be too difficult tonight.´ Edward Cullen
6. ³If I develop this film, will you show up in the picture?´ Bella Swan
7. ³... never, in the nearly four hundred years now since I was born, have I ever seen anything to make me doubt whether God exi sts in some
form or the other. Not even the reflection in the mirror.´ Carlisle Cullen
8. ³Bella, you gave yourself a paper cut - that hardly deser ves the death penalty.´ Edward Cullen
9. ³Of course, I¶ll always love you ... in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it¶s time for a change. Because I¶m ...
tired of pretending to be something I¶m not, Bella. I¶m not human.´ Edward Cullen
10. ³It will be as if I¶d never existed.´ Edward Cullen
11. ³She just keeps saying µHe¶s gone.¶´ Sam Uley
12. ³Trouble would be the better than this ... this moping around all the time!´ Charlie Swan
13. ³Are you suicidal?´ Jessica Stanley
14. ³So where to, Mr. Goodwrench?´ Bella Swan
15. ³Oh, joy. Bella¶s back.´ Lauren Mallory (Jessica Stanley)
16. ³Here¶s to responsibility. Twice a week.´ Jacob Black
17. ³Why are you apologizing fo r bleeding?´ Jacob Black
18. ³Did you know, you¶re sort of beautiful?´ Bella Swan
19. ³As long as you like me best. And you think I¶m good-looking ± sort of. I¶m prepared to be annoyingly persistent.´ Jacob Black
20. ³This is nothing personal, let me assure you, Be lla. Just thirst.´ Laurent
21. ³If you want to blame someone, why don¶t you point your finger at those filthy, reeking bloodsuckers that you love so much?´ Jacob Black
22. ³I saw that ± I can see in your eyes what it does to you when I say their name.´ Jacob Bla ck
23. ³Sam Uley says Jacob can¶t be my friend anymore.´ Bella Swan
24. "If whatever Jacob has going on with this Sam character sends her back into that depression, then Jacob is going to have to a nswer to me.´
Charlie Swan
25. ³You can¶t imagine how tight I¶m boun d ...´ Jacob Black
26. ³Could you ... well, try to not be a ... werewolf?´ Bella Swan
27. ³Well, I¶m so sorry that I can¶t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella. I guess I¶m just not as great as a bloodsucker, am I?´ Jacob Black
28. ³You really, honestly don¶t mind that I morph into a giant dog?´ Jacob Black
29. ³Vampires don¶t count as people.´ Jacob Black
30. ³I¶m sort of used to weird by this point, you know.´ Bella Swan
31. ³I¶m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!´ Paul
32. ³Well, the wolf¶s out of the bag now.´ Embry Call
33. ³I bet she¶s tougher than that. She runs with vampires.´ Embry Call
34. ³... hanging out with werewolves has its risks.´ Embry Call
35. ³So, you¶re the vampire girl.´ Emily Young
36. ³Bella is not bait.´ Jacob Black
37. ³Bye, Bella. I really hope you don¶t die.´ Jacob Black
38. ³I¶d forgotten how exuberant you are.´ Alice Cullen
39. ³Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters
you can find.´ Alice Cullen
40. ³What did you think you were going to find? I mean, besides me dead? Did you expect to find me skipping around and whistling showtunes?
You know me better than that.´ Bella Swan
41. ³It was the night of the living dead around here. I still hear her screaming in her sleep...´ Charlie Swan
42. ³Sam would be mad if I broke the treaty, and you probably wouldn¶t like it too much if I killed your friend.´ Jacob Black
43. ³It was easier when we were both human, wasn¶t it?´ Jacob Black
44. ³Save your remorse for someone who believes it.´ Alice Cullen
45. ³I don¶t think he ever planned to outli ve you by long.´ Alice Cullen
46. ³If he gives into his more theatrical tendencies ... we might have time.´ Alice Cullen
47. ³Honestly, I think it¶s all gotten beyond ridi culous. I¶m debating whether to just change you myself.´ Alice Cullen
48. ³How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?´ Alice Cullen
49. ³Could you pick a more conspicuous car to steal?´ Bella Swan
50. ³Trust me, Bella. If anyone sets up a roadblock, it will be behind us.´ Alice Cullen
51. ³You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don¶t care. I¶ll take it.´ Edward Cullen
52. ³In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn¶t trying to kill herself. Bella¶s all about the extreme sports these days.´ Alice Cullen
53. ³I love a happy ending. They are so rare.´ Aro
54. ³I certainly never thought to see Carlisle bested for self -control of all things, but you put him to shame.´ Aro
55. ³I haven¶t seen a prospective talent so promising since we found Jane and Alec. Can you imagine the possibilities when she is one of us?´
Aro
56. ³If she betrays our secrets, are you prepared to destroy her? I think not.´ Caius
57. ³They have a name for someone who smells the way Bella does to me. They call her my singer ± because her blood sings for me.´ Edward
Cullen
58. ³You will never put me through that again.´ Esme Cullen
59. ³Please say you¶ll forgive me.´ Rosalie Hale
60. ³It doesn¶t count until she¶s conscious, Rose.´ Emmett Cullen
61. ³I¶m dead, right? I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie.´ Bella Swan
62. ³If I was in hell, you wouldn¶t be with me.´ Bella Swan
63. ³I¶ll never criticize Romeo again.´ Edward Cullen
64. ³After all the thousand times I¶ve told you I love you, how could you let one word break your faith in me?´ Edward Cullen
65. ³I could see it in your eyes, that you honestly believed that I didn¶t want you anymore. The most absurd, ridiculous concept ± as if there were
any way that I could exist without needing you!´ Edward Cullen
66. ³It never made sense for you to love me.´ Bella Swan
67. ³Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars ± points of light and reason ... And then you shot across
my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. W hen you were gone, when the m eteor had
fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn¶t see th e stars anymore.
And there was no more reason for anything.´ Edward Cullen
68. ³My heart hasn¶t beat in almost ninety years, but this was different. It was like my heart was gone ± like I was hollow. Like I¶d left everything
that was inside me here with you.´ Edward Cullen
69. ³I cannot be without you, but I will not destroy your soul.´ Edward Cullen
70. ³Hold on a second. I think I¶m having an epiphany here.´
71. ³You, at least, made an effort. You got up in the morning, tried to be normal for Charlie, followed the pattern of your life. When I wasn¶t tracking, I was ... totally useless.´ Edward Cullen
72. ³If you¶re going to bring the Volturi down on us over something as stupid as leaving me human, then your family ought to have a say.´ Bella Swan
73. ³I wish there had been someone there to vote no for me.´ Rosalie Hale
74. ³You¶ve chosen not to live without her, and that doesn¶t leave me a choice.´ Carlisle Cullen
75. ³Seriously, Bella! I don¶t have any idea how to not kill you.´ Alice Cullen
76. ³You¶re wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it¶s a joke.´ E dward Cullen
77. ³Well, I¶m nearly a hundred and ten. It¶s time I settled down.´ Edward Cullen
78. ³Charlie ... is probably not going to kill you, but he¶s thinking about it.´
79. ³The treaty is quite specific. If any of them bite a human, the truce is over. Bite, not kill.´ Jacob Black