I Sat Next To The Duchess At Tea

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I sat next to the Duch -ess at tea.

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It was just as I thought it would be. Her

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rum -ble-ings ab -dom-in-al were sim-ply quite phe -no -mi -nal and

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ev - ery one thought it was me!