ANNA. Forget it
RADICAL STUDENT ACTIVIST. There is something radical
in oo complete strangers committing brologeal necestiy wil
‘out having to give Into bourgeois conventions of love, witout
breeding to produce workers for 2 capitalist system, without
the benedicdon of the church, the family, the bosses —
ANNA. T have something to confer to you. I Bed to you.
RADICAL STUDENT ACTIVIST. "About what?
ANNA. I'm not here on business: 1 don
Corporate takeovers. T don’t work om Wall Steet only told
|Your that because I thought that was whtt you wanted to hear
RADICAL STUDENT ACTY ‘Okay. So you do estate
planning? Income tx?
ANNA.” No. You jast committed a revolutionary act with
firatgrade schoolteacher who lives in lowincome housing. And
Pm tired. I think you should go,
RADICAL STUDENT ACTIVIST. And your hssband?
WNNA. Not too loud. And he's mot my husband. {e's my
yher. A maiden librarian for the San Francisco Public Ar
Radical Student Act testo lave) And by the way — the
Frissionary postion does not a revolution make. (The Radial
‘Student Aa leave. Awa, depend ie down. Cort ies fom
tesa
y Scene 25
CARL. And as she fay in the bed, sleepless, i swept over
het — the way her chaaroom smelled early in the mori,
before the children came. it smelled of chalk dust —
THE THIRD MAN. It smelled of Crayola wax, crushed
purple and gro —
CARL. “"The cedar of hamster cage shavings —
THE ‘THIRD MAN. The sveet wintergreen of LePage's
paste —
CARL The wooden smell of the thick consinxction paper —
‘THE THIRD MAN. The spllings of sucky orange drink and
it
2
‘THE THIRD MAN and GARI. (Simllenrously) And dhe in
‘sdious smell of fist grader poe.
CARL. "It smelled like heaven.
ANNA. And the fist thing Tid exch morning was put up
the weather map for today on the board under dhe fag. A
tight, smiling tun, or Mise Cloud of Mr: Umbrella. On spe
ial days I put up Suzy Snowflake. And when T opened ty
desk drawer, scattered ike diamonds the bottom were se
Siher and gol stars. (leat) I ant to go home. Carl | want
to go home,
CARL. Soon, sweetie. Very s000,
ANNA. Te had enough. Tye scen all of the world 1 wane
to see I want to wake wp in my own bed I want to sit with
you at home and well watch the weather. And we'l alt
CARL. “We've come so far. We have o atleast go to Vienna
Do you think you cam hold out long enough to meet Dr
‘Todemocheln? (Ans miurale ond hort, nd) That gi
promise you don't have to undertake his hydrotherapy
unless you decide to. T have a friend in Vicia, « college
chum, who might be able to get us some of blackmarket uf.
1s worth 4 shot
ANNA. Then you'll uke me home?
CARL. ‘Then THI take you home.
Scene 26
‘Matic: A song sich at the sithr then from The Thies
Man Gard and Ava stend, ath thar fugeag, im fmt
ofa di bate:
CARL. Fist wel just ook up Hatry. Then we'll ea over to
De, Todesrochela. (Carl ringr the base Thy wal Can! rs
(he buss again. ‘They wait An aging Concirge comes cut)
* See Special Note om copyright page
4s
a —Entschuldigung. Wir suchen Harry Lime? Do you speak
English?
CONCIERGE. Nein, Ih spreche kein Englisch. (Carl and the
Gonciee star akout as ifthe other one ws def)
CARL" Here Lime? De you know him? Herr Harry Lime?
CONGIERGE. Ach. Ach Js, Heer Harry Lime, You come
too spit
CARL. "He's gone? Too «pit?
CONCIERGE. "Fant minuten too spt. Er ist tot —
CARL. What
CONCIERGE. Ja. Ein auto mit Harry splotemachen auf der
Surat, Splaut
ANNA. Splat?
CARL. Splatt It dawns om Cart and Anna whet the Concoge
fs saying)
CONCIERGE. Js, ja. Er geht dber dic strse, und cin auto
spppllantat
ANNA. Ob, my god.
CONCIERGE. "”(Gesturingasth hands) Ja. Er hat auch eine
rabbit Herr Rabbit auch = spate! They are diggen ein
fab in den Boden. Jet
CARL.” Now? You saw this happen?
CONGIERGE. Ju. saw ft mit meinen own Augen. Spa.
(she ests) Spiataen, splatien, Sher alles ="
CARL. Listen, darling. I want you to tke a cab to the
oct’ office
ANNA. "Where are you going?
GARL Ich yertase. Ti find out what happened to Harry
ANNA. I wish you wouldn't leavers
CARL 111 come tack, Olay?
Scene 27
‘Anna climb outs a table and gthens a white paper she
‘round her. She hud
ANNA. Some things are the same in every county. You're
feared when You sce the doctor, here in Vienna jus kei
Balimmore. And they hand you the same paper cup 1 fil jst
like in America. Then you cimb up onto the sine ce soe
lable, and they throw a sheet around you and yu Teel very
Stall. And just ike at home, they tell you to wait And you
Wal (AS Ais wai, doayfed on the tll the seme wth Hony
Lime and Carl nfl. Mui such of The hind Man™ thon,
~~
Scene 28
(Om the Pris Wh in the Pater Can hls he suf ae
it cy.
CARL. Why are we meeting here?
HARRY LIME. Tlave you looked at the view from up here?
Ws quite inspiring. No maiter how eld f get, | always love the
ferris wheel
CARL T just came feo
HARRY LIME. "Tm touche
CARL What are you doing?
HARRY LIME. “Tes best not to ask too many questions. The
police were begianing to do that I's exiemely convenient
how and then ina man’s carcer, to die. Ive gone under
round. So if you want to snect me, you have to come hee
old ma. Was i¢ a nice feral?
+ See Specat Note on copyright pageNo ome asks questions here
CARL, “Can you help us? (Hany Lime at fost does not ane
He aks atthe vin)
HARRY LIME." Whereis your sister? She left you alone?
CARL. “she's — she needs her rest. You were my closest,
fend in college
HARRY LIME.” I be straight with you. I can give you the
‘drugs — but it won't help. Ie won't help at all. Your sisters
better off with that quack Todesrocheln — we call him the
Yellow Queen of Vienna — she might end up drinking her
‘on pits, but Ht won't kil her
CARL "But I thought you Dad the drags —
HARRY LIME, Oh, I do. And they cost prety penny, For
& price, T can give them to you. At» discount for ol ties
But you have to Know, we make them up in iy kitchen
CARL Jesus
HARRY LIME, Why not People will pay for these things
When they're desperate people will rat pech pit, or aoe, or
3g protein — dhey'l even drink their own pis Tt gives them
hope
CARL, How can you do this?
HARRY LIME. "Listen, old man, if you want to be milion:
aire, you go into real estate. If you want to be a billionaire
you sell hope. Nowadays the only place a fellow can make
{econt career of iti in Mexico and Earope.
CARL, “Thats. dagusting
HARRY LIME.” “Look. dhought you werent going to be .
sentimental about thir It's a business. You have to have We
right perspective. Like From up here ~ the people denn on
the steet are just tiny Mle dois. And if you could charge
51,000, wouidn’t you push the drugy? I could use. friend T
can init to help me.
CARL. When we were at Hopkins gether, 1 thought you
were God. You could hypnotize ae into doing anything, and
it would seem .. charming. Cart, old man, you'd sy, “Just do
iv” Cuuting ses, erbbing exams, shoplifting, stupid’ under.
iraduate things — and T would do it: Without knowing the
Consequences 1 would do it
6
HARRY LIME. Ob, you knew the consequ
You knew. You chore not to think about them,
CARL. Tse grown old before my une f
(quences. I'm turning you in,
HARRY LIME. I wouldn't do that, old man. (Hary Line pats
a buge on the inde of hi trench cot) By the te you hit the
round, you'l be just a tiny litle dot (Carl and Hamy Lime
Tah each athe, wating} And 1 think you have something 1
vant, The rabbit, tte
CARL. "No. You're not geting it I'm taking it with me.
(dtery Lime puts his arms in pvien for a walt and begat to
fey, oder)
HARRY LIME.” Come on, give i up. Come to my arms. ny
fonly one. Dance with me, taf beloved, my sweet — (Ga wah
‘he safed rabbit nd threatens to throw i out the window ofthe
fers whee A Sass wate plays very ld, and Harry Lime and
(Carl wales forthe abt. Can i pushed and Hay. Lime
tof ith the rab.
swale off wih ) x
SOK
Scene 29
‘Mesnile bck at Door Todesochas.
ANNA, You begin to hope that the wait is proportionate to
the medical expertise. My God. My feet are toring blue,
Where am 12 An IIMO? (Anva with) The problem with be-
ing an ‘adult is that you never forget why you're waiting.
‘Wien 1 yas a chil, could yaitblitully unaware for hours
| used to read signs and transpose leter, or count tks
the floor. And in the diye before I could read, ! would make
up stories about my hands — Mr. Left and Mr. Right, (at)
Me. Left would provoke Mr. Right. Mr. Right would ignore i
The wouble would escalate, unt my ands were batting each
fther to the death. (Beat Anna denonareter) Then one of
them would weep. Finally, they became fiends again, and
they'd ance — (Annas fo hands dance othe, she are
”