I Must be The Top

(Sok-sok England gitu …)

Heny : “Hello, I’m Heny”

Luddy : “Oh, hai. Aem Luddy. Nais tu mit yu ….” (Nice to meet you)
Heny : “Me too”
Luddy : “Hmm, … “ (disangkanya dua; too = two). “Hehehe, Aem tri” (I’m three)
Heny : “Oh, ekskyus me. Wot ar yu seying for?”
Luddy : “Oh nou, sorry ….” (disangkanya empat). “Aem faif” (lima maksudnya)
Heny : “Are you sick?”
Luddy : (geleng-geleng, disangkanya enam). “Aem sefen” (tujuh maksudnya)
Heny : “I don’t understand what do you mean. May be do you needs eggs?”
Luddy : (mengercingkan alis karena merasa disaingi dengan angka delapan). “Nain en ten!”
(sambil ngambek)
Heny : “Oh… you look angry like an elephant”
Luddy : “Wuots? Aem tuwelf!!” (dua belas maksudnya dan langsung berlalu karena jengkel)
Heny : “Hehehe … its funny. He’s like the third tiny animals…”

Apakah kalian akan mengatakan “fourteen”?