Alison - Orphan Black

Well, um, we live in Scarborough.

About a million years ago, I went to university. Kinesiology. And no, Sarah, it’s not just massage

therapy. It’s very important. It heals. Um. And then I got married. And everything is shit. (Beat)

You know, there’s probably thousands of us. Unless Helena’s killed them all. And we’re all

messed up. Except you, Sarah. No, no, no, no, you’re not a mess because you say, “Eff it!”

I tried to say “eff it” today, and I blew up my whole life. I just wanted to say, “Eff this!” “Eff you!”

And I effed it. I effed it all up.