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by Esper
Short phrases a bard character can say when giving bardic inspiration.
Heartening
Bold
Humorous
33. Strike them down. We may not be in the right, but I don’t care. In battle, it doesn’t
matter who’s right, it matters who’s left.
34. By the end of this, we just might have to eat a bucket of worms. Well, better that than
be eaten by worms.
35. This might end in disaster. But it also might end in us becoming the richest bastards in
the world.
36. In goblin cities, they don’t throw out their garbage. They turn it into more goblins. Let’s
clean this place up. (or substitute “goblin” for other monster/race)
37. Worry not, when I tell the tale of this moment one day, I’ll leave out how you would
have failed spectacularly without my help.
38. They say it’s better to light a candle than curse the darkness. I say it’s better to light
your foe on fire and let him do the cursing.
39. If the monster eats you whole, take solace in knowing it will most likely die trying to shit
your sword.
40. You’re always dressed to kill. You use magic the same way too.
41. There is no sweeter music than the screams of our enemies. Now, go compose.
42. As much as I would enjoy looting your dead body, I truly do want you to succeed here.
43. If reckless shenanigans got us into this mess, then why can’t they get us out?
44. If it weren’t for foolish attempts at glory, then nothing would ever be accomplished.
45. You might fail, die even. But at least it won’t be boring.