Haris: chaai chaaai….

Newton: chhotu do cutting de

( In this situation haris is sweating a lot and scratching his body and removing the sweat with his finger)

Abey tu chai pila rha h paseena pila rha h

Haris: arey kaa saab aap bhi garib ka majaak udawat ho, ……. Ye lo saab apka paeena… mera matkab h
apka chai

Newton: kya soch raha hain?

Ebrahim: arey actually kal bonus mila tha , wohi soch raha hu kya karu paiso ka

Newton: Mutual fund mein invest karde, kuch saal baad acche returns mil jaayenge

Ebrahim: bhai sirf 10 hazaar ka bonus hain 10 lakh ka nahi

Newton: toh kya hua mutual fund mein tu 500₹ se investment start kar sakta hain

Haris: saaheb hum jaisan log bhi kar sakat hain ka investment mutual fundwa maa

Newton: ha bilkul kyun nahi

Ebrahim: lekin yaar isme kaafi time lag jaayega, kaafi saal rakhne padte hain paise in sab mein

Newton: Aisa nahi hain mutual fund mein kuch aise bhi scheme hain jaha aap ek saal , ek mahina, ek
hafte ke liye bhi rakh sakte ho paison ko, woh bhi with low risk

Ebrahim: sahi hain bhai

Haris: ek dum jhakaas hain saaheb ee mutual fundwaaaaa…