Campaign Speech - Dwight Schrute

Firstly, i’d like to start off by thanking everyone who made it possible for me to run, and

for all the support i’ve received. While it is important to have support, it is more important that

we elect a president who is hardworking and will help the U.S. grow and prosper. This is why

the people should vote for me, Dwight Schrute. I know what the U.S. needs. The first issue i’d

like to propose a solution to is national security. We should increase accessibility of weapons for

self defense. As i’ve said before, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidently, than by

a stranger on purpose.We should have weapons in the workplace, and in our homes. The second

issue i’d like to address is the lack of jobs. I will provide more jobs on schrute farms, my family

owned business. I will also make Dunder Mifflin the national paper company, providing

thousand of jobs across the nation. The next issue i’d like to address is the education system. We

should have more agriculture based schools, as agriculture provides us with our food, fabrics,

and is the backbone of this country. The last thing i’d like to acknowledge is climate change.

Being educated on agriculture, farming, and knowing what is the best approach to farming can

reduce emissions, which would save many lives by reducing the amount of carbon dioxide in the

atmosphere. These are only some of the many issues I plan to solve if elected. The United States

needs more ideology such as mine. Whenever i’m about to do something, I think “would an idiot

do that?’, and if they would, I do not do that thing. It’s simple. Bears, beets, better America. Vote

Dwight Schrute for president of the United States of America.