IT'S USELESS TR::1ING

TO OUTR.UN THEM, BART!

LET'S JUST TAKE OUR Wf:OGfES
LIKE. R.EAL ""'£N AND GET
IT OVER WITH.

STOll::t AOT COLOlIS LETTElIS EDITOR UPOSVCTlON1ST

CHRIS JOHN ART KAREN BIll MATT
::tAMBAR COSTANZA VILlANUEVA BATES "'"'ORRISON GROENING

SIMPSONS COMICS PRESENTS BART Slt.!PSOf'l " putlOtlIId !out _ I I'M' by Bongo Ente<\lIIrVn«ol. InC.. 1~ S, Sep t,.clo BNd. 3Id F1oof', LoI MQIlea.
CA llOO25 (310) ~168, Fa (310) ~181 IUw 1 CI:i.'OOO Bongo ~ InC. n. s.mp.o,. 0& TM T~ CenIury Fox""" Co<"",,,,",,,,
~ '9'IIa --..ed, "*'- I!W """"" nor MY por1IOn ()I ~ ..-y be . - Of , ~ 10< Illy IMJIOH _ _ wHhout ... IlCjlIMI wri!lwll*"- ()I
IkltIgo Entartn_, Inc. """led on..cyded PIP8I_ 1(N poIlofXllllUf'r\ef _ PRINTED IN CANADA.
 R£AL ""EN OON'T UK£ H£Y! I
WEDGIES, ""ILHOVSE 5"':1, TH"T
WH"T KIND OF O£SS£RT 00
~ HAVE IN ::fOVQ
LUNCH TOO...:1?

OOOOOOO!
CI-/OCOLAT£
.....~BA~RI:-"
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THANK ::lOU! THANK

THE ON~ THING ~OU VERY MVC+·ll M~
FVNNIER THAN GIVING A PlEASURE, PEOPLE.
WEDGIE IS WATCHING SOMEONE M~ PLEASUR.E
BLOW OUT THEIR. PANTS!
GOOD JOB, OLD BEAN!

WOW, BARTl
::lOU'RE TH£ MAN ..
 .AND HE LEFT POOR VTER CQ~ING
HIS ~ES OUT IN fQ:ONT OF AU. WA::;J TO GO.
THOSE KIDS WHILE HE GOT OUT BO~1 GOOD SAVEl
OF TR0V8LE WITH NELSON AND WHEN IN T1I.OUBL£DIVERT
HIS GOONS ATTENTION TO THE
1'__ ":,,,rA~T GU!I/

OOOHHH. USA' WHEN SO PLEASE DON'T MAl(( ruN

::K>U'QE !looNG. THE OF ~ AMPLE FIGURE OR
DADI THA rs SO
FAT KID IS ALWA!lS ~OVU MAl(( DADO~
CRUEL! ~OV KNOW.
F1JNN~ WHEN::K>U CR!I. USA.
~OV'RE NO SKJNN!I-
BECOME AN ADULT.
MINI ~OVRSELF BEING OVERWEIGHT
::::~lS TRAGlrC_ _ ~OV'RE MISSING
THE POINT. DADl WHAT
ARE ::tOU GOING TO
00 ABOUT r--~

WHILE :;ou TWO

WERE T Al.KING ABOJT
BEING T'U68:1. I INHAL£D AU.
THE POQI( CHOPS. STVFflNG
AM> POTATOES TAKE
...._..:THAT. HOMER,
 ~OU'VE
LEFT
ME WITH ONL:;1 01'1£ .. ,WE'RE ALL GOING
~~OPTION, BO~ .. , OUT FOR DINNER AT TH£
SINGING SIRLOINt

1i~~~LA~S~T(ONE~'N:-C'
~ THE CAR'S A STUFFED
LITTLE PIGGIE.

ro LOVE TO COME
ALONG, BUT IT'S TIME n... soPROVO OF
FOR A LITTLE AFT£R THAT BmfS APPETITE! ~OU
OINN£R NAP. COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM
BART, IF ~OU'D PA~ MORE
JUST DON'T THROW ATTENTION, LlSA'-:':'~::;:3;~~
UP ON AN~THING WHILE
I'll DO WE'RE GONE, HON~
M~ BEST,
>\OM.

AAAAH!

•
 M.A:18E I
CAN 8EATHOM.EIl: WHAT

TO SM.ELL 8R~EA~KF;':S=T~'c.:.:~~THIE_-_-~l,
THE COOKING
.......,:DO:::WNST....IRS

NO, HOMER _ :1OU

CAN'T TAKE OfT WORK
TOO....:1 TO H....NG OUT
WITH BART
AWWWWI BUT
HE M.AKES ME FEEl
SO SL£NO£R AND
A.THLCTIC

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....:1E CAJ:lUMB....\ IT'S ~, HONE::I

1 GUESS [ DID OV£R ....FTEr<: AU., :1OV ARE ....
00 IT A UTTLE ON GROWING 8O.Y NOW, OFF
THE FOOD INT....KE. TO SCHOOl 80TH Of' ::K)U
r-........... ::K)U DON'T WANT TO
MISS THE BVS:--./
 DO ~OV THINK
IT WAS W/S~ TO "IDE
IN THE BACK OF THE
~_BUS, BARTI

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THAT WAS THE COOL£ST RIDE LOOK. OVT; EARTHUNGS\

EVER, BART DUDE!! NOW ALL !"\lE I DON'T THINK THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER
GOTTA DO IS FIND A NEW REAR FR£E WILLY'S GONNA BL08ZILLA SIGHTING!
JUMP AN::! REEFS THIS
.--:t-'r-n F"f"=F"~"FnIf1r::l~
AXLE BEFORE THE END OF SCHOOL
TODA~ AND WE'll 00 IT ALL OVER MORNINGl
AGAIN~ONUI rASTER!

LOOK. AT ALL THE KIDS AROVND

BARTl HE MUST HAVE HIS OWN
GRAVITATIONAL PULL!

GEEZ. MILHOUSE, no..

~R BEST fRlENDl I KEEP TR~ING
TO TEETER, BUT I
SORR~, BAQ:T, KEEP lANDING ON
BUT I Of0 LEARN THAT
..JO'I<E FROM YOU! I'-:"""::: TorrE ~!e--~
R.

OH, THAT'S
NOT GOOD.
 THIS IS KENT
BROCKMAN AND IU
~~~~~:::::71
~E
BRINGING ::lOU THE NEWS
AS IT HAPPENS.,.

LOOK!
nil LIKE A
CHICKEN WITH
NO WINGS\

THE TR.£"'ORS
BEGAN THIS MORNING IN
SPRINGFIELD AND HAVE CAUSED
PROBLEMS THROUGHOUT THE
TRI-STATE AREA,.

IVE GOTTA
GET SOMETHING TO WHAT
EAT, OR: I'M GONN... ...BOVT '!JOUR
P.-.sS OUT LUNCH?

I ATE IT ON THE
W~ TO THE BVS
THIS MORNING

- TO KRUSTY BUR.GER,-
"0 OfFER :rov THERE'S ONL'!J
"'.!if LUNCH, BUT ::lOU ONE HOPE FOR ME HVRQ'!J, PEOPlEl KEEP THOSE
D~-OI.D BUQGEQS AND DEEP-~IED
ALREAD::l ATE THAT NOW, USA. ::lOU'VE
ON THE WA'!J TO GOT TO HElP ME SALADS COMING! WITH WHAT THAT
MAKE IT, .. ~r BO'!J WILL EAT, I CAN a..EAIl: UP M::l
SCHOOL!
GAMBUNG TAB WITH F...T T()N'!Jt
 HERE HE COt-\ES. lADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, LIKE SOME SHAMELESS } , --.
1"'rOCJ(&RY OF A MAN .-..eovT TO
~w,
DISPlA::l HIS AMAZING PUBUC
GWrTOHY
THAT COULD
BE ME

HOLO ON, C"""""'I, CSJ£)N; lET'S

BIG BO~ NO CASH~, THQOW THIS GARBAGE AW~
NO K.RUST~'~'_., BEFORE IT snNK5 UP THE
WHOL£ PlACE. PHEW!

~THE BLOB SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND SO....ETHING

Irs_~, IT'S A SINGLE FRENCH FRY THAT HAS
FAU£N TO THE F1.OOR. HE'S REACHING FOR IT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. HE'S REACHING FOll: IT
HE'S ALMOST GOT IT HE'S .•

WAIT A MINUTE.
I SEE A NEW
D£V£WPMENT
II
........,
HERE AT K.R\..ISn1
~ -::: ~
 1>1 SI-<IE
GlAD WE HAD OVR:
ZO(),Ioot I.E H 5 FOQ
Tl-llS SHOTJ Ylpp
-:::--

~ll:E JVST
HAVING A NIGHTMARE,
eART1

GET "" "'"

. . , .DRESSED,
." OR
::K.lUU. MISS THE
8VS "'" 8E
IATE;....oo=
 WH:1 DONT WE
GET SOME ICJCJ(S fROM
1)£ F"T KO "6AlN, B.-.RT?
lVE GOT THE BAIT.

HERE UTERI I'M

501l1l~ ABOUT THE
.....,,:OTHER OA::f

BECAVSE SOMETIMES
THE B/GG£R f<ltAH HAS TO
BE THE L05£R IN THE
ENOl OWWW'WCHf

THE END
 AW, ~AN!
NOTHING BVT
F~~ALE ACTION
HEROESI
VAlXEN"-'
THE VIKlNGOl.G""
ooTLAW BIKER OVEEN
MUfFl:t THE MONSTER
T--..;MV~ER

8ART! l:too
KNOCKED OVER:
Ml:t 8R£WSI(f!
..-X
THOSE GVTLESS AND
TV NETWORKS HAVE ~y SOCCER
SOLD OVT TO FEMALE
VIEWERSI TROP~H~'~I/V ''I
 THE BEER CAN BE HOMEA:, I WANT
Q:EPlACEq BUT THIS ~ TO BUILD A CASE
TQ:OPH~ CAN'T 1 TO DISPlA~ ANt> ~OTECT
ALL. OF LlS~S SOCCEA:' ~~-;;;;;:;;-.....,
TQ:OPHIES :..

NEWSL£AK

IS THEA:E
NO £NO TO THIS
-GIRL POW£R-?f

THANK GOODNESS
THEA:E'S STILL. BURPO. M~
GIQ:L-HATING, HOAGIE-
EATING HEA:Oi
 ALRIGHT!
WA~ TO GO BVRPOI
LET'S SEE... IGNORE THOSE CHICKSI
WHAT'S M~ FAVORITE MVNCH THOSE SALT~
CHOW-HOVND AND DISLlKER SNACK-TREATSI
OF' DAMES UP TO THIS
-"'_ _~""~NTH'
LATER THAT WEEK...
HIS FAVORITE
NON-SUPER COMIC
BOOK HERO HAS
DISCOVERED
GIRLS

"-ACE ~OU BEATEN

TO TME SCHOOL IN A RACE B~ A
BUS, BA;::.~T.:..'-'f'-' T"'ADr~L~L~BrE""
GIRL?TME ~A~l VI.~_

AY.
CARUMSA/

_.~i1iii
/
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0" ACTUALU:t.
NELSON! M:1 ANCESTORS ARE
:10u'RE SO FROM CANADA.
ftIIACHOI

I
I
 GO AWA'::J. MILHOUSE'
I'M NOT IN THE Mooo FO".
LooK.! IT'S THE
LATEST ISSUE OF DON,
~~:::~8~U~.~PO~,:;:;::;;;~MENTION
~". HAPP'::J C~ I'VE
THAT
BEEN BU".NED B'::J A LOSERl <~l
WOto\ANI ru. BEl" >£S GlV>lG '-"
HIS 0QEN0\ 10 SET 1l£ 'WOIa.D llEccq>
FOR OA'::JS 'WffiOJT A BATH 10 P\.EASE
HS >EON """""'"

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'::JOIf".E WRONG'
BURPO HAS GONE 8ACk.
TO GIRL -HATING'

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AND ALL
IS RIGHT
WITH THE
WORLD!
 SORR~ BART MAN, THAT
TH~T KICK WENT WAS THE ULTIMATE
ASTRA.::I. HUMIUATION' I..o-~

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- .....
THER.E·S
LISAI
LErS GET HOI:
AVTOGR.APHI

UM ... 1 THINK GR. Pl:::liW'ER IS .-ERE

I'LL GO GET LISA:S 10 ~ BAR:T
AUTOGRAPH TOO! DONi FIGHT IT GO GO WITH
WffH THE Fl.DWI THIS, DIAPER
BO~1
 THE SELECT-O-TI<~ON
HAS CHOSEN A HUMAN
SETTLEMENT NAMED
SPRINGfIELD, U.S.A

,' II.
 WE ARE HERE FOQ
SOENTIfIC 1ES lING AND
OBSERVATION WE ARE NOT
HERE FOR LVN;CH:.;.'~'

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WHAT'S
THAn A SIQ(

:r
PONl:t' L£T~'S~CA;Ll.'i:.==~
THE

o
o
 A "OI.ANET WH~ MUST
OF ll-IE APES 4 I SUFFER ONE
HEAD 'ON MAU8U INDIGN1T~ AfTER
ST~l BART'!! .-.NOTHEJP I WISH I
WERE ,.. MILLION
MILES ,..WA::j
 I'VE BEEN "8OVCTED rEA.
~ AU£NSI I THOUGHT NOT, ~OUNG
THAT ON~ HAPPENED TO EAQTHLlNG.
PEDPLE WHO UVE IN
TRAILS P"-RKS

MAN!:! HOURS LAT£R

~ WERE
ABD\JCTED TO ~O­
VIDE: ANSW£RS, NOT
:;;;;l;;;;~ QU£STfONSI
 I LIKE TO THINK
NOT. M~ TEACHERS SA~
M~ THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE IS
£XTRAOROINARY. THAT RAISES r-:--.
ANOTH£R QUESTION ...HOW
00--1

FASCINATiNG.
WHAT DO ALIENS
.,..,~E;ATl /;f

I I II
FOll:GET ITI EVEN I'VE LET'S JUST C
AS WE All:E ABOUT TO LOST ~ SEND HEll:
£AT HER, SHE ASKS APPETITE. BACK.
QUESTION;';:.'...~ WON'T
:::K)OJ
ll:EMEM8ER AN~-

. .. THING ABOVT THIS

ENCDUNT£R~,__

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r FWAS
"'"''
SO
LUCl'.>
 FEAR NOT,
~OUNG EARTHLING!
WAIT!

OUT OF M~
WA~l THINGS TO

BLOW "''11
U.P;.,

THAT IS NOT
HOW DO I AIM A O£ATH RA~ IT IS
THIS DEATH RA~ AT THE COW-O£FAONG
.......,;".:,;~ SCHOOL? GUNI

II'
lUKE
HIM.

II

STOP
THAT1
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<!&ktobtrft~t
RETURN TO THE
MOTHE'lSHlP? BUT WORLD
DOMIN"TION IS ON~
95% COMPlETE. "'-~
 BO~ .. WHAT
DOES ::K>VR T~tCAL
EARTHLING :1OUTH MIND
CONSIDER fUN1

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MUCH LAT£R.

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TH£ £HO?