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The commissioners ruling on taking a knee has finally allowed owner Chris Labenz to move on
from 2012 hero and race baiter, Colin Kaepernick. The SPARQ score of Labenz’s squad blows
everyone else out of the water, with Kamara, Kerryon, Julio, Howard, Hopkins, McKinnon, and
Marlon Mack. Problem is, this team is either really good or really bad. We expect the good will
show more than the bad down the stretch.
Pugs also have an easy path to make the playoffs, we can only hope they make a 2012 type
trade spree. The 2012 trade spree changed the league forever, similar to how Kaepernick
changed racial inequality forever. Labenz is the OVL’s version of MLK and for that, we salute
you, Chris.