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Satire Essay
Satire Essay
Mrs. Scharf
APEL, Per.1
2/18/17
Men have to proved to be the dominant sex in modern society; excelling in all aspects
that make the United States superior, and maybe even “Make America Great Again.” Men are
and providing the “roof over your head” for their families. Gender equality is defined by radical
absurd, for a variety of reasons. Many female activists are even agitated by the wage gap,
asserting that as of “the year 2015, full-time women workers made 80 cents for every dollar
earned by men.” They have taken this so called “issue” to the highlights and covers of
newspapers, invading our once relevant televised news topics. But why do they care? Women are
whiny, delirious human beings, complaining about how men are willing to support them in
anyway to live and fulfill a prosperous life. Honey, if a man is eager to provide for you, then stop
complaining. Why flounder in pity over just 20 cents less? Be appreciative. Women are just
better off caring and nurturing their babies and maintaining the household.
We all see it; beginning in elementary school, boys are the fastest, toughest, and most
physically capable on the field. Sports are expressions of masculinity and manhood, which
women obviously lack. Athletes like Usain Bolt and and LeBron James have proven through
president Donald Trump shockingly won against Hillary Clinton from the democratic party. The
votes by the American citizens showed that we are not confident in our females, much less
The American society does not need the input of women’s “intelligence” in research
studies or job occupations. In fact, a research study has discovered that a male's brain is
considerably larger than a women’s. This country is in no need for little-minded (literally)
Girls, just focus on reproducing and fertilization, and leave the innovative success to our
proud men.