valuable lessons for het and bi women

1. there is no one like you. there is only you. your mind is priceless, your heart is
priceless, your time is priceless, your pussy is priceless. be a stingy bitch with all of
them.

2. men are useless garbage and you do not owe them shit. ever. you don’t owe
him a blow job. you don’t owe him a nude photo. you don’t owe him a video of you
fucking. you don’t owe him abso-fucking-loutely anything.

3. trust no prick. humans at the end of the day are fairly self-interested creatures
(particularly in a hyper individualist consumerist culture like that of the west) and
men’s level of self-interest will dwarf your own. boys and men grow up in a culture
where they are entitled to well, the sky’s the limit. don’t trust any of them (bar paid
professionals like psychiatrists etc)

4. in case of physical emergency go straight for the soft spots - eyes, throat, ears
and deep seated psychological issues. dont bother going for the groin cos most
men will expect it. kick at their knees or behind their knees. be loud and go postal
on him. a key between the knuckles will help in a pinch. disable and get the fuck
out of there and call authorities. you are a human being and you have a right to not
be attacked.

5. never ever chase after a man for affection, time, money or love.

6. take every bit of love, affection, time and money that you could waste on men
and invest it in yourself. get fit as fuck. learn to dance. learn a musical instrument.
volunteer at a senior care facility (old people are fucking awesome and have some
crazy as fuck stories and often the only people who come visit them are their family
- sparingly). write a book. start a woman’s organisation. join a union. throw a brick
through a brothel window etc etc

7. don’t fuck up your pelvis, spine, legs and assorted muscles by wearing high
heels. fuck high heels, donate ‘em or burn ‘em. this cultural myth of being able to
run or fight in heels is fucking horseshit. sneakers, well made ballet flats (provided
they’ve got some kind of support and a durable sole) oxfords, boots w/e but for the
love of Lilith, stop fucking wearing heels. They are so fucking bad for you.
8. don’t fuck up your skin by a) wearing make up at all if you can avoid it (all make
up is a product to make women feel shit about their appearance so bougie men’s
bank balances and stock profile’s values can go up) and b) if you DO wear make
up for the love of fuck, take that shit off before you go to bed/pass out/whatever. in
your teens it might not seem so bad but by the time you hit your 30s that shit will
fuckin show. your skin is your largest organ, take care of it.

9. remember, you do not have to shave or remove any of your body hair if you
don’t want to. males who show the potential to be worth their salt will seriously not
give a shit if you’ve got hairy pits and hairy bits. humans are primates. it’s perfectly
fucking normal and there’s nothing wrong with having hairy pits, tits, tummies,
tuppies or legs as chicks. fuck even your toes can be hairy who gives a shit. if you
wanna shave, go for it, but go back to that point above about male-run corporations
that literally profit from you feeling inadequate. fuck that shit and fuck them.

10. love yourself and treat yourself like the most valuable wonderful woman you
are. love your sisters and treat them like the most valuable wonderful women they
are. women and female friendships will enrich your life a hundredfold more than
even the closest platonic relationship with a male (bar siblings)