What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter �w.�

A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the
boy and refused to operate. �This boy is my son,� the doctor said. But the doctor
wasn�t the boy�s father. How could this be?

The doctor was the boy�s mom.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

Imagine you�re in a room that�s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows
or doors. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?

Seven (take away the �s� and it becomes �even�).

Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one slice of pizza, yet
only three slices were eaten. How�s that possible?

The group included a grandmother, her daughter and her daughter�s daughter.

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and
Sunday?

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

A man was outside taking a walk when it started to rain. The man didn�t have an
umbrella and he wasn�t wearing a hat or a hood. His clothes got soaked, yet not a
single hair on his head got wet. How could this be?

The man was bald.

If two�s company and three�s a crowd, what do four and five make?

Nine.

Name four days of the week that start with the letter �t�?

Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.

Beth�s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What
is the name of the third daughter?
Beth.

What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one
hand?

Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.

If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?

No time, because the wall is already built.

If Mrs. John�s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet,
and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?

Hide answer

There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor.

The attorney is my brother,� testified the accountant. But the attorney testified
he did not have a brother. Who is lying?

Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.

Uncle Bill�s farm had a terrible storm and all but seven sheep were killed. How
many sheep are still alive?

Seven

There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The
second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry.
One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out
the fire in first?

None of them, because policemen do not put out fires; firemen do.

What is the maximum number of times a single page of a newspaper can be folded in
half by hand?

Only once, because after that you will be folding it into quarters, eighths, etc.

On a Sunday morning, the oldest girl in a family was murdered. The father was
reading the paper, the mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, and the girl�s
brother was playing video games. Uncle George was visiting and was out getting the
mail. Who murdered the girl?

Uncle George, because it was a Sunday and mail is not delivered on Sunday.

Why can�t a woman living in the Europe be buried in Canada?

A living woman cannot be buried anywhere.

What is the biggest problem with snow boots?

Snow boots melt

What is sticky and brown?

A stick

What provides the strength and power to walk through walls?

A door

How can a woman go eight days without sleep?

She sleeps at night.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four, because calling the elephant�s trunk a leg does not make it one.

What can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch or dinner

If ten birds are sitting in a tree and a hunter shoots one, how birds many are left
in the tree?

None, because after one bird got shot, the rest flew away.

If a monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who
will get the banana first?

None, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.

A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least
ten cops. Why is he not caught?

Because he was not driving his truck! He�s walking on the sidewalk.

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Mount Everest was still the highest even though it had not been discovered.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?

Your cellphone.

Which one is correct?

�Penguins flies in Antarctica.� or �Penguins fly in Antarctica.�

Neither. Penguins don�t fly.

You spot a boat full of people but there isn�t a single person on board. How is
that possible?

Everyone on board is married.

If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how
long would it take before all the pills had been taken? (1 hour! Take the 1st
pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the
3rd. Total time spent: 1 hour! )

A certain family used to live in a roundhouse. One day when the father returned
from his job, he found his wife dead. One of the children said he had been watching
the television, the second one said he has been drawing, and the last born said he
had been reading from the corner. Who killed the mother?

The last born since the house is round and has no corners.

Who will become the president if the vice president dies?

The current president.

If a bird has 7 eggs and dinosaurs ate one of its eggs. How many eggs would the
bird have left?

Dinosaurs are extinct therefore no egg will be eaten.

Why do we drink water?

Because water cannot be chewed.

What is the next letter after N in this series? JFMAMJJASON . . .

D � For December.
When does 1+1 not equal to 2?

When you make a mistake.