If I were a child, I do not take a woman as a game or a hobby.

If I were a child, I would try to remember the things that women are important.

If I were a child, I would always lift the toilet lid.

If I were a child, I would be special with women.

If I were a child, it would not be vulgar.

If I were a child, I would always be attentive.

If I were a child, I would be more disciplined at school.