1. Has tattoos. This is especially the case if they're visible, multiple, large, and elaborate. If they have sexual themes, you're in like Flynn. 2. Piercings outside of the traditional earlobe placement. Sluttiness increases as you radiate from the lobe, to other parts of the ear, to the nose crumb, to the bull-ring. Other parts of the fa and erogenous zones—speak even louder. 3- Has “slut face.” You either recognize it or you don’t. 4. Cusses a lot. Especially if she uses the words “fuck,” “pussy,” or “cock” outside of the bedroom. 5. Not ticklish. I've noticed that girls who aren’t ticklish aren’t so because they’re used to being handled (by men). Almost , While sluts are rarely so. Sluts may have a physical response to light touching, but it’s rarely a tickled sensation 6. Broaches the topic of illegal drugs (even marijuana) without prompting. The more illegal, the sluttier. 7. Has big tits. They probably came in early, which translates into additional years of male attention. 8. Shows excessive skin for weather conditions. Exposes the midriff, lower back, or ass-piece from the bottom of her daisy-dukes even when it’s not super-hot. 9. Has extra body hair (arms, girl-sideburns, girl-mustache) and/or a low speaking voice. This, I'm told, is simple biology. More hair and low voice equals more testosterone. It’s an imperfect metric, though, because women of certain ethnicities are just more hirsute by default.10. Associates with confirmed sluts. Her friends are often one of your best weathervanes. Birds of a feather, as they say. 11. Shows interests in girls, has “hooked up” with girls, or claims to be “bi-sexual.” Bi- sexuality has quickly become a stand-in for hyper-sexuality. 12, Is currently, or was at some point, in a sorority. Sororities are little more than pussy buffets for the campus fraternities. 13. Has traveled alone, or with only girls, to fuck-fest locations (e. often a tell-tale sign of a sex-on-vacation-doesn’t-count case. -, Jamaica). Thi: 14. Was a cheerleader in high school. Cheerleaders have, and exploit, access to the most desirable and horniest dudes at school. 15. Went, or goes, to a known party college (c.g., Arizona State, USC, UC Santa Barbara). Girls are copycats, and when all of her friends “are doing it” (whatever “it” is), they do too. (See No. 10.)16. Lost her virginity on the younger side (15 and down). The earlier they start, the longer they tend to ride the carousel. 17. Likes tequila shots or party drugs (e.g., Extasy/MDMA). These are the drugs of choice for the promiscuous. 18. Is “friends” with DJs, promoters, or other small-time pseudo-celebs. This is a world in which the gears are lubricated with pussy—even more directly than others. 19. Is an artist, or a wannabe “model” who has done “photo shoots.” Girls in the arts tend to have a loose attitude toward sex, especially if their “art” involves “expressing themselves” with their body. 20. Broaches the topic of sex first. This may seem like a no-brainer, but they often do so in subtle ways that can seem plausibly deniable. They never are. 21, Has a bad relationship with her father and/or has divorced parents. “Daddy issues” are classic, but accurate predictors of her relationship to men and sex. 22, Describes herself as a feminist or with any of its jargon (“pansexual,” “demi-sexual,” “cis-gendered”). You may not be able to stand a feminist long enough to bang her yourself but, in