(Inspector) The DeGaulle Chateau is undergoing its annual spring cleaning.

An event which
presented its annual problem of guarding the family jewel against theft.
What do you think of it, inspector?
Worthless. Obviously, a cheap grade of glass.
Why don’t you try looking through the eyepiece instead of the diamond?
Oh, yes, I can see better now. That’s very expensive. Yes, of course.
The DeGaulle Stone is worth exactly 10 billion francs. It is your responsibility to guard it for 24
hours. Lose it, and you’ll pay for it.
Well, in that case, I simply shall double the standard security measures. Deux Deux. Deux Deux, I
want you to process this jewel, eh? Through identification and check it for fingerprints. Good boy,
Deux Deux.
You called me, Inspector?
Yes, Deux Deux.
I could never understand how he got into the French police force. Give me the jewel, please, eh?
What jewel? I don’t having no jewel.
The one that I placed in your black-gloved hand a moment ago. Please, Deux Deux.
But señor, I am wearing the white gloves.
(Commissioner) In the name of Josephine, get the stone back here!
I’m Left. I’m Right. I’m Wong. Swiping the diamond from police headquarters was really using our
heads. What do you mean “we”? It was my head we used. You always think you’re the head of the
brain. I’m not a three-time loser like you. Please, gentlemen. Confusion say ºThree head not always
better than one”. Shut up. Truth will always out. Cannot cover up.
Quick, get in the Matzo mobile.
Halt! Halt!
Quick! Follow that Matzo mobile.
Sí.
Come back, imbecile.
Sí.
Turn in your police cart.
Sí.
And don’t say “sí”. Say “oui”.
Sí. I mean, oui. I don’t know anything. I wanna go home.
The inspector is on our trail.
Let him have it.
He’s still following us.
Open bomb bays.
Bombs away.
Grab the clouds, you sneakster.
Psycho idiot! The brings the total to 55 billion francs. Plus one antique desk.
Come on, Wong. Let’s see the jewel. Don’t rush me. What you mean uh-oh?
I just make discovery. We have hole in our pocket.
Fortunately for your career, we found the diamond. Do you think you can keep your eye on it for the
remaining 23 and one-half hours?
This way we don’t get parking tickets.
Confusion sat…
Shut up.
This time I put the diamond in my safe for safekeeping. Halt!
Halt, you insidious blackheart, you. Halt, Halt in the name of the… law!
I trailed my query to a disreputable hotel on the left bank.
Deux Deux.
Sí.
You got the stairs while I take the elevator.
I kept their hotel room under surveillance.
All right, you treacherous swine, I warned you. I can see every move that you make. Deux Deux,
come here, good boy. What do you see when you look through this keyhole?
Control yourself, Deux Deux. That’s enough. Away away.
Alright. Come out of there or I’ll shoot by the time I count to three. One…two, three.
I closed in on the Matzoreillys’ hideout and surrounded it.
The Cossacks. Let’s beat it.
Well, we can’t get caught with a hot diamond on us. Confusion always say “Place for hot ice is in
glass of cool water.” Observe. Diamond enjoy, welcome incognito.
Don’t move. All right, men. Spread out and search these premises. And also the grounds. A-ha.
What’s this? Ice water. What do you know about that? I hereby confiscate this ice water in the name
of thirst.
A very expensive-looking gallstone. Hey, nurse, send this to the lab for a biopsy.
So, you see. Whenever I think of the DeGaulle case, it brings back tender memories to me.

Piatră regală-piatră renală

Studentă: Crihan Nicoleta-Sabine

Specializare: METT (FR-SP), anul II
Coordonator: Lect. dr. Cristina Varga