The Boy in Belgium

There was once a boy in Belgium.

Whose favorite thing is class was to chew gum.

His teacher thought the boy was foolish,

While he thought he was coolish,

Until some gum got stuck to his bum.

Old Woman in Greece

There was an elderly woman in Greece.

Who owned a lot of geese.

She asked her husband a favor,

Because he was a tailor,

To make small jackets for the geese out of fleece

Smart Girl from Chimpane

There was a girl from Chimpane.

Who many said had a big brain.

When they put it to the test,

A man realized she wasn’t the best

When she wanted to jump out of a plane.